₦airaland Forum

All hail Oba Akiolu; The flat.heads Conqueror!!

Dahjhi:
wetin a won go do there.? By the time naija turn to that I should be outta here...

By the way; you haven't been to Germany?

Ohh Germany?!
I like German juice and cunts.

StepTwo:
you know one funny thing about you guys from that, its either someone is Odua or is Igbo according to how u calk urselves.


again, am not a flattie. sorry to diasppoint.

I'm sorry too.
Thot youre a flattie!

Movingcoil:
I knew na.

Yeah, it's sallah and you knew i'm high on weed and jedi but you never knew i'm also a crusher.

StepTwo:
lol

na joke i dei oo, lagoon d reject my tribe.

Lagoon will not get to your tribe if they keep em flat.heads cool in Lagos.

sarutobie:
I am just fascinated by nature..

I'm sure you'd regard the designer of nature as "Excellent"!

Dahjhi:
Leave craziness abeq... Its no competition we are all in it..

Ours is more rampant...

You've not been to Afgan-iraqi terrains.

Haa! You go chop dis tin?!

StepTwo:
so the foòlish kidnappers no see Oba lil wayne na innocent man dem go d kipnap.

mstcheeeeew

Go try Oba lil wayne if lagoon to go get you and your extended family.
Awon lagoona jati-jati.

iyke484real:
.Shame to all the zombies who voted for change. It will be on record that during Buhari's regime, pots of soup disappeared miraculously, men sets themselves ablaze because they can't cater for their families, father use child as a collateral to get a bag of rice, kidnappers, kidnapping at the speed of light, insecurities every were and many more ...We won't stop talking...Our leaders are wicked. #sad

Sai baba, we thank you for your change! Carry-on, the zombies are still on your side.

Being a zombie is grave.

Dahjhi:
My country My Country. From Unknown Gunmen to Armed men. They can invade anywhere anytime and do what they like; kill, kidnapp with no one interfering.... #Shame

#ThisIsNigeria..........#NowhereIsSafe

You dey craze?!
Where armed men no fit enter for this world?

sarutobie:
you can't tell for sure from the angle the op took his picture. you said fangs look like switchblades, and you are right...and if that is true, then like a switchblade, the fangs will be curved backwards and resting on the roof of the snake's mouth...only projecting outward when it wants to inject venom...

You be lala brother?
Why u sabi snake like dis?!

Movingcoil:
You seriously need to stop smoking whatever you are smoking. The climate isn't helping your helpless condition.
I feel your pains.
I really regret killing that snake than replying you.

You dey craze?!
You no dey look face?!!
I go crush you o?!!!
Btwn, i'm high on weed and jedi.

Twaci:
A robbery gang chopped off a DPO's ear
Naija what now?

If Police na brutalize em now, dem go cry foul by daura govt. Smh.

Victorvexz:
The children of Israel at it again oh. The Lagos, China, Malaysia developers from the yeast.

Na dem..
Na their way.

Movingcoil:
ohuhu in umuahia

wtf! Now i know why yeeboes run away from the red mud east.

MRBrownJ:
rattle snakes and mambas in Nigeria?! WTF!!!!! and here i was foolishly thinking that the Nigerian bushland was "free" from these deadly reptiles.

Now you know.
Dem plenty for here.

Wtf!
NEVER touch snakes severed head.
It could still bite with double venom within an hour after it's head got chopped off.

faaz24:
Today is Sallah o, its a joke right ?
If true, then Wales will beat Portugal tonight.
Messi logba ewon...ko jo rara

Bet of the day; Portugal - Wales, X/X @6.25

SeverusSnape:
Bros, You too make sense... The two tribes get well together, It's only online they quarrel.

Sure we do get along well.
I even fhuked a Igbo olosho yesterday.
I like em big yello asses.

Computer pikin no go know o.

AbuMikey:
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”





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The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

haha! Kuli kuli bawo?!

PunkyV:
And so?
You do know anyone can breed, right? That's not some achievement

Ohh.. Easy baby.

sukkot:
lol yeah bro I am nigerian to the core. but you know the world is coming to a crossroads where the forces and powers of evil will be conquered and dominated by the power of good. and this battle has many facets but it is just at its inception. its a spiritual battle. and some of us at the frontline are going to have to battle these low level demonic human beings and get them to change or be eradicated and killed. that time is upon us. the return of the elohims. the end times. I am simply doing my part online to galvanize the movement but it will soon explode. we are at a crossroads in history my friend. people like menstrualpad are low level demonic beings. the time to battle these forces of darkness is soon upon us. some will swim and many will sink

Electromagnetic master.

PunkyV:
And what does this have to do with me? Am I the cop in question?

I'm a South African but I'm not responsible for the actions of some South Africans, nor am obligated to speak on their behalf. The only actions I'm responsible for are my own. It ends there.

South Africans are not all bad people, so I think it's unfair of you to paint all of us with a single stroke, just because some are bad apples. In the news or here, for instance, they only report the bad experiences they've had with (some) South Africans but never the good deeds. I live with different nationalities & I've seen MY people break fights between YOUR people. Hence I'm against all these generalizations that some of you like to throw around about South Africans on this forum, as if you've met all 53 million South Africans one-on-one.

SA has 5m?!
Nigeria has got over 250m..
God bless Nigeria.

southpole:
I smell this one from a lower brain

lol.

sukkot:
UNGRATEFUL ? what did you do for them that they have to be grateful to you for ? you are in their country doing all kinds of crimes and showing off your ill gotten wealth and oppressing them in their own country..what do you expect them to do to you ? lolzzzz

If not for Nigeria, SA would remain a slave rebublic.

Drabeey:
Guys wait ooo. Is this skating a business or a job... Can we say its the level of joblessness or foolishness?

Seeing many young boys and girls skating around the streets. This thing is supposed to be for leisure or games... Why is it now a job?
Or maybe, you just dont want to grow up, its just playing playing ll through...


I voted president Mohamadu Buhari
because i believe in his charisma
especially this trying time. I voted GEJ
out because my believe in him elapsed
and i personally can tolerate him no
more. If by virtue of time and perseverance, i
think president Buhari still have
enough time to do the work i voted
him to do.
I know he isn't a magician. If they
count people that trust him and numbered only two, be sure they are
himself and I.


Anyways..


DrabeeyWasHere

Asslickin-zombie.

Mercysam23:
If e no be Togo, e no fit be like Togo. I want to go to Togo

the thing wey dey for sokoto, e dey for shokoto. Go the guy house abeg.

Diebyfire05:
[s][/s]. Trash!!!

Oga soldier talk, you say na trash?! Dakun ma koshi bero.

notoriousbabe:
Na dem dem now.

Na dem hardworkin flat.heads. Na dem owners of Lagos and Dubai.

knightsTempler:
Bomb everything bomb-able, we dey Una back. The government is a sectional government. Government of the north by the north for the north. They can NOT utilize the revenue of the 5% for their selfish egotistical self.

We must renegotiate our existence if we must live together, otherwise the country will disintegrate.







Meanwhile, Lwkmd!


The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

Abeg add your own I don taya!

Nice one.
you for edit am well na?