₦airaland Forum

Naughtysite:
APC tot it easy to scam avengers same way they have been scamming Nigerians..

ahahahahahaha!
May devil punish APC.

notoriousbabe:
I only came to check names and I was not disappointed at all all.

Na dem.

petra1:
If someone tells you that The shirt you're wearing was not made by man but it existed by itself . What will be your response?

Those peeps are so st.upid, they could trip over a cordless phone.
Their mommas had carried crap for nine months.
They could argue Nairaland existed on it's own without the designer- SEUN.
If Seun believes such argument is incoherent baseless and outright st.upidity, kindly unban o.femmanu1 now, i've got better things to post bout politics.

HardMirror:
Mods/ seun please uphold the laws of this forum. Thank you

The mods may save you from Ofem.manu today but the fact remains..
If you gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart.
Otherwise, youre just an ass.

HardMirror:
Used to be a Pastor/evangelist now an atheist

Youre to slow to be an evangelist.

Contd from where Ofem.manu stopped.
1. I'm allergic to s.tupidity and i won't pass any opportunity to heal st.upid peeps.
2. You've just learned a bitter truth; The words we speak and type are spirits.
If my insults could infuriate a mod to ban me then, it means my letters had powers.
How much more the words and letters from the Almighty God?
The best things in life are unseen, just because i can't see it doesn't mean i can't believe it.
Get back to GOD!

Bushesbae:
Female

When next youre Hot, just give him a head. Sperms are enriched in nutrients.

Bushesbae:
I didn't know there's green urine, good to know. That sperm tasting get as e be

Youre really a female/male?

Bushesbae:
how does sperm taste? mehn! I can't taste any of these

Sperm taste depends on the foods you take, generally, it's warm and sweet-salty.
http://www.increasespermvolume.com/how-to-make-semen-taste-better/

Urine could be green!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3037511/Colour-test-hidden-health-problems-Shade-urine-reveal-cancer-kidney-trouble.html

Bushesbae:
Lord have. mercy! I can't taste it

It's harmless, i do it for personal diagnosis and testing.
Whenever i'm not feeling perfect, i'd taste it to know my status.
I do taste my blood, sperms and tears too.

Bushesbae:
you taste it

yea, i do.

The taste could reveal alot too.
It ranges from Tasteless/salty/bitter/sour/sweet..
I'm a biologist tho.

oodua1stson:
you de drink am?

i dey taste am.

ripbubu:
yes

I don't eat "too much" oil.
I had thots of adorning "ofe mmanu" on my shirt, perhaps i open a new NL account with it..
..i just like it tho.
At least, it's better than buhari.

toofit007:
ofe mmanu simply mean the Yoruba's who eat too much of palm oil.

Too much of anything is hell.
Thanks for the clarification sir.

32 books! Thanks bro.. Kindly update it soon. If you've got mind enlarging/wisdom books, pls put em on.

Photoshop

Na dem peace pple again.

ripbubu:
it is a taboo in east to eat garri with stew

Garri with stew ke?! You mean eba with stew?!
If it's the latter, that's what i ate this morning.
I made my eba with "garri olooyo" and swallowed it catfish sauce.
Am i ofe mmanu?!

It would be the end of creation and the begining of a new one.

150k?! Hell no.

Wild goose chase.

Pls bring em in.
Just make sure you keep em in a nice appartment in a secured location preferably the greatest SW zone, any region apart from that (NE, NW, NC, SE, SS,) May God help you and your family.
Nigeria is Clean and GREEN.

I just treated malaria and my urine is not yet salty.

Leggo.

Uncleodi:
Perfect answer!
u should be Buhari's English tutor.

wch buhari? The deaf one?!

Go to hell daughterfucker.

princemillla:
Am very sure Niger delta leaders are watching their wards destroying a nation source of income but would rather keep quiet on it. but when FG play back on them, it will turn out to be witch hunt or whatever name that suits them.

FG self dey Bleep up self. You claim cease fire, but they ain't ceasing any fire along, why not treat them as terrorist they RE.
No group should be capable of holding a nation at ransom.

Forget the noise coming from the west they never meant well for this country

where were you when Boko haram bomb Gej admin away, their hopeless a.boki parents knew em but remained dumb.
A daura cow even said "attack on bh is an attack on the north".
Being a zombie is hell.
Karma is a b.itch.

LazyWasterners:
I pity Buhari! You can't sow orange and go there to harvest watermelon! You dey craze? When you sow ungovernable government, you reap ungovernable government period!

Karma is a stu.pid ass B.ITCH!

Dawdy:
car is harmful. It has caused a lot of accidents and many people have lost their lives as a result. Ban it.

Oh! Apologies..
Just tryin to let you know it's easier for an hijabite to blast you to hell than a plan dressed fellow.

Mekus68:
Lolz. Boys are not smiling.

Where are those ZOMBIES that keep saying the military will get them, nuke them, do this and that to them.
See as the NDA are nuking the Zombie economy before ur very eyes.
Fulani Zombies and Ofe mmanu Zombies everywhere on nairaland claiming what they can't do.

excuse me, what's ofe mmanu?!

teemy:
I believe as long as no one is being harmed by the putting on of hijab Can should not have made that declaration which would only lead to discord. This is not a matter saying one religion is higher than the other. The concept of hijab is to cover the bosom area of females so that curves do not become obvious. I once had the chance to advice a muslim lady to go and put on her hijab on seeing what she put on. Some just don't gs purelyctet it that the goods are not for public view.

There exist some disliked notions about islam but the hijab should not be one of them. The state government raised this dust by moving pure muslim students from muslim schools and is now expecting them to change tradition. If the state CAN would like to be mature about this as it affects christian schools it should appeal the judgement in a higher court rather than using litle children as political weapons.

hijab is harmful, it has kill millions..
It's banned in White house, Frence courts, FIBA, Sarajevo etc.

gunuvi:
Nice one and the traditional worshippers should wear masquerade attired too. It will be nice to see an egun sit beside a celestial girl and an hijab girl in same class. The egin should not forget to come to class with his long cane just in case.

wtf!
What a drama.
My heart race whenever i see hijab wearers, i always see em as; Bombs, hypocrisy, shame, crude, uncultured, diseased, beggars, barbaric, unlearned, unethical etc.

I was awed to see a lady with hijab at an interview in a multi-national coy.
But to em, hijab makes em holy.
Smh.