Behind? Show me abeg

Googles wears goggles

So, did Terry the rapman also smoke weed b4 getting on this 'Ojoro' song!
? See as him voice dey.

@ All my wives and eldee the usurper

@ OP: WTF is Tentorium Cerebelli now,ehn? I swear I'm not leaving this seat till 11, and I'm doing away with all distractions; like that chick in the short skirt two rows down,maybe I should just talk to her and get it over with. . .

New Divide - Linkin Park

Hey there tanimz

The lion, after breaking all his teeth on superman's bones of steel, decides to turn vegetarian

Nas and Marley

Dr SID, no,The Prince, no, Dr SID, no, Soulja boi. . .the both of them are wack jare, I'm sure if they weren't on Don Jazzy's beats nobody'd listen to them.

@ Tosin: I bet you if you give me a Don Jazzy beat and all I do is list all my friends' names on the song, it would be a hit. You can't say those guys made those songs, it's obvious they just hitch-hiked on J's wagon of talent. Wetin be ' I am the lieutenant, you are the commodore' for two verses for the same song, WACKNESS!

So you decided to spend the night with a bunch of geeks, no 'Gift of God' men to get down with?

Hehe, no more doormat? What bringeth you to NL 2day?

I'm obviously not gon' be able 2 log into YM 2day, best go to sleep,mtscheew.

***** 'Rave' ******

@ OP: Thank you for this wonderful tip, just what I need 2 catch this chick who's been given me a hard time.
Ovloria I don catch you today, you go start to dey rove me lyk I dey rove you, make I just go carry my credit card come.

@ Diva: Well some men have foot fetishes, weird fxckers if U ask me. And I'm not falling for that 'I got married' trick again, not everyday's April 1st y'know.

chamotex:

I dey wait the tape now

E be like say I don delete am, no vex, I get this badass Tera Patrick tape sha, exclusive. .

Diva 2.0:

Our doormats lol.

The doormats have the best views y'know. And since when did U get a husband?

Kiss on her dimple

This YM ish self

Diva 2.0:

Because we are.

@CyberG, it wouldn't hurt to develop a sense of humor.

And the guys are?

slap self

LOL @ everyone: Y'all shouldn't crucify the dude now, he prolly saw the girl as a bad investment, decided to cut his losses, and run. he'll prolly go and park the car in his garage, waiting for the next girl he falls in "love" with.




@ OP: I really have nothing else to say, they've said it all. I'll advice you not to get angered by the yabs, I'm sure U realize you did a very dumb thing, what should bother you now is rectifying your mistakes, besta luck.

chamotex:

Send it like that

Make I find am, e go dey somewhere for my archives

Chichi is legal jor. . .kinda

chamotex:

^^^^^ Dude where is the sexxx tape now? . . . since last month

Ah, I even forgot you were waiting for it. The tape had some problems; The girl fugly like mad, the only style wey dem use na cowgirl, she no give head, the guy kept making very nasty sounds, very off-putting,e.t.c. . .and the worst one na say the girl no gree do repeat performance with man wey sabi like me, mtscheew.


@ Chickenperiperi: No worry, when I call bakassi boys for you, you go sabi wetin U do

Ifoti nla

Erm, did I hear s'mun say girl on girl action? Let's see. let's see  



@ Chi: I 4got, he was b4 ur generation  .


@ Chic: Iwo, why U dey try spoil my show for me na? All these wrong accusations. . .

Supernova

Shekinatu

You do realize there's something appealing about the forbidden fruit don'tcha?