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Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:51pm On May 03, 2020
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You are really daft,did i deny been a poet or writer...i cant start comparing my works with a goat like you.
You can pass thru the 4 walls of the university and still remain unlearned. So i think you fell in that category.
Plz there is nothing u say or do that will change any fact about me.
You can keep ranting like an Irish pig thereby exposing how ineadequate you are.
Buzzzz off!











quote author=Premiumwriter post=89136295]why you de lie too much na?

No be u say u be poet and a writer and the rest of us are unlearned imps who are too afraid to type in order not to expose our illiteracy?

When will you be honest for once? Even on a faceless forum u are still lying to cover your simp as*

grin grin[/quote]
Romance › Re: FAQ on Redpill by Rawhumper(m): 12:45pm On May 03, 2020
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Happy sunday dearie.

Honeypie after some thought i have come to warn you to be careful of mumu great researcher,am guy so i tell you this, he is going to target you in real life as in offline directly and indirectly by you not yeilding to his advances.

Dont accept to meet any guy from NL you are not sure of no matter how tempting he or she may be.
Please be wise and stay safe.










quote author=Petyprincess post=89089783]
You are a bonafide foôl!![/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:40pm On May 03, 2020
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You said you are literate,you forgotten we use informal means when we chat online.
Did you think i dont know about these blunders.

Am not here to create a nice structure for you to like, like i said i dont give a Bleep about you and your set of buffons.
How do we spell poet if not poet? Plz dont ridicule yourself as you can from the rhythm of my words you know you talking with an intellectual.
But who cares what you feel so go and whine to the guy next door.Lol hehehehehohohoh...hohohohohhahahaha mtcheewwe twig!










quote author=Premiumwriter post=89135368]a writer?

Please compare your write up with mine and see the difference between how a writer and a writer wannabe writes.

Can yo see the excellent structure of my write up with clear paragraphs compared to your jumbled work?

You can't even say 'a poet' and 'I'm'

Lolz[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:33pm On May 03, 2020
I WANT TO STATE IT HERE GREAT RESEARCHER IS NOT A MAN BUT AN IMMATURE BOY WHO GOES ABOUT INSULTING AND AT THE SAME TIMEE FIGHTING GUYS OVER WOMEN THAT DONT KNOW HIM....YOU ALL CAN REFER TO HIS POSTS AND CHECK PETY PRINCESS.
THIS DUFE ONCE SAID SOME NL F STOPPED PICKING HIS CALLS AND THE ONE HE SHARED HIS INVITATION WAS UNSUCCESsful.

Great researcher IS A BIG DISGRACE TO MANHOOD!

We all know that one cant give what he doesnt have,please before you judge me plz trace his comments and you see how he has ridiculed himself.
I know am talking to great men and ladies of worth in here,i truly want you all to take your time do your research on him thru previous posts you see for yourselves then you can nail me if am lying.
Happy Sunday.










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author=GreatResearcher1 post=88792175]Kokaneprodigy[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:17pm On May 03, 2020
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To be honest man you need advice from a man that couldnt relate with women.Check some of his posts you see a lady pety princess insult him,he even came after out of his insecurity and called him a bonafide fool.
Dont follow great researcher he is really immature and insecured. I didnt mean to offend you but my honest advice. Happy sunday










quote author=HazardMan post=88807369]
I don't think you were one of those that adviced me when i needed one and now you are calling my name where it is not wanted. Remember the OP didn't mention me as one of those simps because he knows what love can do...[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:11pm On May 03, 2020
Goat and number one loser in NL!;; grin angry grin









quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=89133654]Going this way won't give you laid.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:09pm On May 03, 2020
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Take ur time Check my posts and see if u see once where u see F monikers insulting but check great researcher u see even pety princess that made him to be after me he thought i was having somethng with her. Somebody that doesnt know him and called him a bonafide fool.
You guys are here fighting what you dont know about.
When you done,i think u will say unholy horseshit!










mattfeuter:
grin grin

It’s a s










quote author=MedicH post=89131704]

Holy shit!!! This one got me. Like seriously following every (f). Damn
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:08pm On May 03, 2020
Take ur time Check my posts and see if u see once where u see F monikers insulting but check great researcher u see even pety princess that made him to be after me he thought i was having somethng with her. Somebody that doesnt know him and called him a bonafide fool.
You guys are here fighting what you dont know about.Is that how jobless you are...let me see from monday if u have this ample time again










[quote author=mattfeuter post=89130822]grin grin

It’s a s
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 12:01pm On May 03, 2020
Yeah sure be ready to have ur smelly ass pounded by our boa bulls dogs maybe that will teach to be proud of ur gender and not to be foolish and a lapdog to your wasted sperm friend researcher.....
Bring it on bro!!!! Am more than capable to handle u dogs like the animals you are
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:55am On May 03, 2020
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Plz i need to know why did you pick interest in me?
Happy sunday.











quote author=Jeweltz post=89123944]


Hmmm I get that. If all men are really like this, women won't be complaining o. But u see these guys of nowadays they're all liars and Heartbreakers I swear to God sad sad sad[/quote]
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 11:50am On May 03, 2020
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I didnt realize it was his books that he was reading....i feel really bad about it though i told him to rely more on himself.
Anyways thanks for making me know










quote author=maximusprime2000 post=89118581]
why na! let d clef guy make his money from their insecurity n frustrated life. many men has lost their masculinity, boldness n confidence. I've lost count of ladies av laid without reading any fvcking books about women. meanwhile the lady dy r trying to manipulate is also manipulating them. lol[/quote]
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 11:46am On May 03, 2020
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Plz sorry bro i didnt know one dude was reading ur books,i told him to stop relying more on books.
Am really sorry didnt know u have written books,am a writer and an Intetnational poet











quote author=iClef post=89116513]

Your brain is working. I remember coming across a post by the moniker you mentioned a year or 2 ago and I refused commenting. He was sharing wedding invitation for Nairalanders to attend.

The next day, I stumbled on this same post again with lots of comments and a spirit said, "If you don't admonish this guy on why this marriage will crash so he can call it off, God will punish you."

Immediately, I replied him and told him why this marriage will crash and why he should stop being a desperate nice guy. He replied and do you know what he said? He said it's too late to turn back that he has printed all the invitation cards already.

I still told him it's never too late to turn back, but he refused and that was how I left him alone. I have done what the spirit told me to do, so my hands are clean.

The 3 greatest skills all men MUST have are

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

Unfortunately, most Nigerian men focus only on skill 2 (how to make money by fire, by fraud, or by force FFF) and ignore skill 1 and skill 3.

When it hits them, that's when they come online to cry. Most of the people that always attack me on Nairaland are focused on the FFF part of skill 3 only, but sadly, COVID-19 has brought them back to skill 0.

In summary, the 3 skills above are mandatory for all wise men.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:43am On May 03, 2020
What you think doesnt change the reality....i dont need to explain myself to you.
Suck your opinion to your ugly goat ass...bitch!












quote author=kokaneprodigy post=89127274]This rawhumper dude reeks of low self esteem to








me.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:41am On May 03, 2020
Everyone has his style,am an poet and writer.....am learned unlike you imps that fear to express yourselves cos of blunders.
I dont really care what you shit holes say











Premiumwriter:
thought I was the only one noticing that.

He kept typing long responses to simple things just to justify his actions.

Nothing points to low self-esteem like talkin in circles to justify your actions
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:39am On May 03, 2020
Is that all you got slowpoke?








quote author=mattfeuter post=89130822]


grin grin

It’s a simping season LOL[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:38am On May 03, 2020
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What has that got to do with you bonafide fool...
You jealous cos am not like u waiting for eternity.
Who cares what a boy like u that cant handle ur marriage think about the real DEAL like me wink
You and this your stench,i knew u have this odour that can suffocate even a patient that is on life support..plz bounce!!!










quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=89133654]Going this way won't give you laid.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:34am On May 03, 2020
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Yeah sure be ready to have ur smelly ass pounded by our boa bulls dogs maybe that will teach to be proud of ur gender and not to be foolish and a lapdog to your wasted sperm friend researcher.....
Bring it on bro!!!! Am more than capable to handle u dogs like the animals you are











quote author=MedicH post=89131704]

Holy shit!!! This one got me. Like seriously following every (f). Damn[/quote]
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:32am On May 03, 2020
Yeah sure be ready to have ur smelly ass pounded by our boa bulls dogs maybe that will teach to be proud of ur gender and not to be foolish and a lapdog to your wasted sperm friend researcher.....
Bring it on bro!!!! Am more than capable to handle u dogs like the animals you are










Premiumwriter:
I'll create an (f) profile soon so that rawhumper will follow me grin grin
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:29am On May 03, 2020
Bonafide fool what happened to your marriage? You called yourself researcher but am ahead of you.....u seem to underestimate me hehehe.
Your wife ran away after u invited NL to your useless senseless wedding which didnt last.
Yeah i keep flirting with the F and i love the F word Bleep you gay!











GreatResearcher1:
He will send u card
Romance › Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:26am On May 03, 2020
Wat happened to your marriage? I heard u shared invitation cards to NL like two year ago for ur pathetic wedding which later crashed thats why you are frustrated.Ur wife left you for real.Thats why you are bitter with women and yes its a good thing to be loved whether by gays or females at least that shows i have qualities then its left for me to decline or accept.
Why did YOuR WIFE u married three years ago run away? You must be an evil man,so bitter against NL and yes i love F....Bleep you asshole!!!










GreatResearcher1:
u don't need to create. just change this ur acct to (f) quote him in one of his post and watch the magic
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 10:17pm On May 02, 2020
Well i didnt know its from Iclef....so he wrote books?
Well tot he just got the books elsewhere.
Iclef has good vision for the guys here especially those that dont know their left from right










maximusprime2000:
why na! let d clef guy make his money from their insecurity n frustrated life. many men has lost their masculinity, boldness n confidence. I've lost count of ladies av laid without reading books about any fucking women. meanwhile the lady dy r trying to manipulate is also manipulating them. lol
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 9:30pm On May 02, 2020
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My man!!!!!!! Y ou have equipped me ooo. I will wait for that twit Greatresearcher to comment again,so his marriage crashed no wonder he was abusive to women...chai ehhh ok i cant wait to write him to bombard him about his unfortunate and pathetic marriage.
I take my time not now.....he is a he goat and claims to be matured thinking he can deceive the ladied here. I know within weeks am here how many F monikers i speak with on phone but he has been here eternity weeping and whinning like a child that has puss near the anus cos he cant get a single lady here.Shame on him!!! I cant believe am here talking with him kinda










quote author=iClef post=89116513]

Your brain is working. I remember coming across a post by the moniker you mentioned a year or 2 ago and I refused commenting. He was sharing wedding invitation for Nairalanders to attend.

The next day, I stumbled on this same post again with lots of comments and a spirit said, "If you don't admonish this guy on why this marriage will crash so he can call it off, God will punish you."

Immediately, I replied him and told him why this marriage will crash and why he should stop being a desperate nice guy. He replied and do you know what he said? He said it's too late to turn back that he has printed all the invitation cards already.

I still told him it's never too late to turn back, but he refused and that was how I left him alone. I have done what the spirit told me to do, so my hands are clean.

The 3 greatest skills all men MUST have are

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

Unfortunately, most Nigerian men focus only on skill 2 (how to make money by fire, by fraud, or by force FFF) and ignore skill 1 and skill 3.

When it hits them, that's when they come online to cry. Most of the people that always attack me on Nairaland are focused on the FFF part of skill 3 only, but sadly, COVID-19 has brought them back to skill 0.

In summary, the 3 skills above are mandatory for all wise men.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Look At These 2 Beautiful Queens and I'll Tell You What Happened [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 9:09pm On May 02, 2020
I concur with you bro and i support you to sanitize the brainless in here.
The greatest orob if most guys isnt money but how to get women attracted. Same people whinning here like a STALKED IRISH PIG! will be the same abusing NL ladies as if in realitu if these girks they abuse open kegs most of them wont dive btw their legs.
Just do your thing,since you know u truly the Boss why worry what they say here?













iClef:
I'm not even supposed to reply you, but let me set the record straight with a short story.

If I see your threads I ignore and don't come there to abuse you, but when you see mine, you rush to abuse. Can't you just control your emotions for at least 2 years?

One of those pretty girls I wanted to share their stories to educate you guys cried and left my house just because I ignored her in room 1 and went to room 2 to sleep because of the drama she wanted to start, but I wasn't ready for drama.

She felt ignored, rejected — cried, stormed out of my house, fell sick at home, and their family nurse came to give her drip.

Hours later, she flooded my phone with text telling me how she loves me and will always do, but I don't care and I don't give her the attention she deserves. This is a pretty, tall, intelligent, and endowed girl other guys are dying for, but she is dying for someone who doesn't give a f*ck about relationship. Irony of life.

This is a woman I have told from the day we met that she shouldn't fall in love with me (just as I warn all women from start) because I'm a heartbreaker and I don't date — I love being single and having my freedom; so I keep all women as "just friends."

Now, back to you. Why do you trolls love me such much? Is it because I'm pressing your mumu button or what? Yes, I know I have some hidden psychological power to control people, but I'm kind enough not to apply such things, so why can't you just give up?
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 8:57pm On May 02, 2020
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I think you wrong there kind of cheesy bro.U forgotten when u press the right button a lady may fall and want to just bleep you.
She knows u may be married or has a girl friend,in this context i dont think the guy is cheating thst one he wants to sleep the main person he is cheating is the wife or girl friend










quote author=iClef post=89115802]

You're right. Knowledge about women is immeasurable, but most men don't know it. It can make a man rich and not just rich, it can make a man be at peace








As you see me so, I'm at peace with life. Knowledge about women brought that peace.

Sadly, abuse of this knowledge is bad, so I urge people not to toy with innocent women, sleep with them, and dump them — it's bad.[/quote]
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 8:52pm On May 02, 2020
No b only u i have one real mumu guy Great Researcher by name that almost fought me here because of girl that doesnt know her.Today the said lady sent a post calling him a bonafide fool.

My apologies i didnt understand yhe slang,cos i still maintain to guys no girl is a dullard i receive green lights from girls but that doesnt mean they are cheap- I Cnt Wait To see dt day my love let me feel
Ur Lovely Dick in my Pussy. This some of the texts i get from girls but i believe it doesnt mean the same for the guy next door.

There are even more handsome dudes that beg them for friendship.
I showed you the above to cement my reasonings.
Nice job you doing,some people think everything about women is money only hence they concentrate solely to make money but not knowing there is more to it.
I rather have moderate and have the knowledge and experience i have than be a billionaire who only gets them with money!










iClef:
Nice post, but you've misunderstood me. I'm not calling women mumu. The mumu is a slang for a button. Men also have mumu button. Just like some of my haters that follow me everywhere I go just to abuse me. I have pressed their mumu buttons and that's why they do that.
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 7:55pm On May 02, 2020
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FollowIclep thread u learn one or two.
Been handsome is an advantage but knowing your drill is paramount.
Here is one of the texts i got from NL lady....am not exposing this in a bad tone but for you to know how to use what you got as a guy.I cant paste that of ladies i got in real life cos its not related to my discussion with you.

YES Handsome My Night was cool. U re such a darling. Hope u re ok dear.

AM Not the most handsome here but its all about knowing yourself...i have been into studying them for decades that not even a girl or lady can change the fact talkless of any guy in here.Even am called a killer,i still leave my footprint here why i have gone beyond the level of nirmal guys thats why i talk with confidence and boldness.
Dont buy any book again,the best way to learn is to start getting closer to women...one secret get at least two adult ladies that know whats up as your normal friends.Discusd with them,with time they will show you the way.
Take care










quote author=Freebrowsing12 post=89113684]Thank you bro
Am cute oooo[/quote]
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 7:42pm On May 02, 2020
You know your grill bro but i correct in this,there is nothing like a dumb girl its us that are dumb.
Any girl that falls cheap to you isnt cheap cos other guys may find it impossible with her.
Look at it this way women are humans like us,the feel like us....the enjoy sex like,they have preferences too so seeing their type of guy and opening legs to him doesnt make her cheap bro.

The one that allows more than one guy to bang her at same time knows what she is doing its she is either taking something spiritually from the mumu guys or she is experimenting with having more than one dick in her.

I have bleeped over 500 ladies in my life and as am chatting with i just reminded two girls today about my sex date with them and these girls i met them less than two week ago.
I have a busty wirking class i spoke with we suppose to have a date next weekend. My girl friend is supposed to visit me next sunday and that same sunday i have a date with my 2nd main girl friend we spoke today,i have been turning her with today tomorrow(i have 3main girl friends i dont joke with) cos works too.Only sundays are her free days.

Am also to see my smallie pretty Edo girl same nextweek etc.
Everything is jam packed but i can NEVER Ever say women are cheap. Its just that we priviledged to have unlimited access to them!
I need to correct this notion of calling them mumu! angry










iClef:
Maybe, they already know you and you probably have a bad reputation in that neighborhood. Chat with people who don't know you and things will be fine.

ChatDîcting people I know is too easy, so I prefer chatting with beautiful and intelligent girls I don't know — it works faster on them; especially religious girls.

For dumb girls, nothing works on them except money, shawarma, sitting in front of a car, and HUGE dick.
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 7:27pm On May 02, 2020
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Bro i feel for you,dont buy any book again.Women will be laughing as they read this post about reading books on how to get them.

I will help you,even if you are ugly or not follow thes steps.

Try to be neat and always wear deodorant-women are hyper sensitive,they can smell or perceive the slightest odour anywhere.

Be bold and confident,when you walk on the road dont keep your head down,keep it up and square your shoulders,put one hand in your pocket and walk as if your papa own everybody grin- to some ladies they see you as a confident guy that has future.

Dont talk much for the first time with a girl,always tell her you have got stuffs to sort out-psychologically this will make them see you as not the idle or jobless type.

Never you claim to be something you are not to a lady,they know oooo all guys know it no lady is really MUMU anything they do,they do it cos they want to if u think they are mumu try her when she is not into you,you see that thing you sabi she sabi am pass you. Na true talk.
There are no CHEAP girls,there are no HARD to getgirls.Evetything is about choice!!!!!













author=Freebrowsing12 post=89100315]

Bro am not good n this aspect

Ve only read the free version of chat dicted

I have suffered enough from ladies

I dnt have money to purchase others books

But one day when the money comes
I will[/quote]
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 7:14pm On May 02, 2020
You did well initially but women are complex beings,do you know they dont really understand themselves talkless men thats why pressing the right button makes to question themselves because of the way they are falling for a guy.
Am an old/young man when it comes to ladies things,i retired at young age. What i do is to flirt and bleep once in a while but i doing those techniques nah i cant remove my pic to keep a lady in suspense,i have my method but my methods work more in real life than online because am the type that doesnt waste time except i dont really want.

Next time when you introduce yourself dont lie tho people say it helps but in truth if you are real then know how to be BOLD and CONFIDENT you can bleep even Trumps wife.
Always try to ignite the chemistry of a lady you meet,it helps.










bigpriik:
I have tried this techniques on some girls it worked but immediately I introduced myself they ran away.
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 7:04pm On May 02, 2020
I think the two buttons i wont call it mumu buttons you pressed are FLATTERY and CURIOSITY grin grin grin










quote author=iClef post=89099720]

She's dying of anticipation. I lightheartedly pressed only 2 mumu buttons yet and can you tell me what those buttons are?[/quote]
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 7:02pm On May 02, 2020
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Simple she is trying to figure out everything by the way you put her in suspense,getting a lady under suspense is a vital weapon any guy can use and you just did that especially your introduction part really took her off balance and you left her the same way.....i think she is more than eager to know you... cheesy











quote author=iClef post=89099566]Can anyone tell me the reason I haven't replied her and what is going through her mind?

Remember, chatting needs to flow effortlessly, but it requires a little psychology — just the same way those who are successful in selling products use a little psychology too.

So, can you tell me what is happening in her brain? I'll reply her on Monday.[/quote]
Romance › Re: This Is How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Instantly In This COVID Period [Picture] by Rawhumper(m): 6:57pm On May 02, 2020
This is inspiring bro....nobody knows it all.
You made a point and your guidelines will help alot.
Knowledge about women is immeasurable,as the heart of the sea is so it,we keep digging....











iClef:
Most men chat boring chats. It goes like this.

Man: Hi
Woman: Hello.
Woman: Who am I chatting with?
Man: It's Kevin.
Woman: Who is Kevin? Have we met before?
Man: No.
Woman: How did you get my number?
Man: I got it from...
Woman: (She didn't reply for two hours)
Man: (He becomes desperate and impatient and bombards her with lots of messages to reply him and confessing how beautiful she is and how he likes her a lot and other bullshîts).
Woman: (She comes online and replies with kk).
Man: (Instantly comes online and replies with: How was your night? Have you eaten? etc.)

From here, it gets more boring than APC blaming PDP for everything and about to blame COVID-19 for the rest of their failures in the remaining 3 years.

My purpose here is to change your game in the dating and chatting world.

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