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Lol....you Are funny.
Same here,he looks okay tho some People are photogenic.

Am not really photogenic i like to operate face to face than using pics and others ....puff puff








quote author=Cuddlebugie post=89375984]I'm not wowed. [/quote]

I know You not lying,didnt u collapse during The Session?


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quote author=MOnkeyBabe post=89376930]me I've had with 7men. Chudie no mineam[/quote]

Sorry bro i think it was Over anxiety,it happened to me especially if u Are so into having sex with a particular Girl You so into.

Sometime ago i had such Experience,after the 1st round which lasted like 40mins i had to Let her go after she tried to turn it on.


Dont Need worry,next time relax your mind and Take your time.






quote author=Shukusheka post=89372026]I had a threes0me in my service year in Calabar and it was terrible.

I went to NYSC a virgin, somehow someway sex had managed to elude me in school, all the bitches I dated were after my money, not one gave me their ponmo to taste. Service year was supposed to be fun, I wasn't going to waste time forming mr gentleman, I was going out full force to finally get that coochie. My story starts..

It was a bright sunny Saturday morning when my corper roomate told me one of his girls is coming, the girl had told him she likes me, he had proposed a threes0me and the babe was all in for it. She would be coming to visit in the next 2 hours. You don't mean it Obinna, I exclaimed. Ofcourse he meant it. I quickly dived to my bag to check for my condoms, they were there unopened just like they have been since I bought them 3 years ago. Obinna gave me a dose of viagra which I swallowed immediately - my entire body now shaking with so much tension. I tried to stay calm. Nothing is going to stop my shine today, I muttered as I paced quietly around the room. Today is my day.

The calabar babe came in, and before you say Peter Parker, Obinna and the girl were already kissing passionately on the bed. Ahn ahn, this is looking too good to be true o, Chai!. My pen1s was throbbing violently in my boxers, like a beast waiting to attack.

We got nakedd and action started, obinna and the girl went the first round while I stood watching, stroking my erect d1ck with one hand and her breast with the second. I had learnt that trick from years watching xvideo as a celibate. Ten minutes after, it was my turn, the babe came towards me, kissed me deeply and pushed me to the bed. Then the unfortunate happened. I erupted hot akamu immediately the girl touched by d1ck. Scissors krist!! Nothing wey this babe no do to resurrect my lazarus, but baba don die. Handjob o, Mouth Action o, nothing worked. I looked at Obinna with begging eyes hoping he would salvage my bruised ego, he didn't even look at me twice. The babe hissed, went back to Obinna and they continued with their second round of sex while I sat watching in shame like a common thief caught red-handed in action..............

To be continued later[/quote]

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I have witnessed where it happened but i never partook,am The a Guy that loves going solo.

i can remember when a friend of Mine brought a Girl in The House and asked if i would join i declined.

I have experienced different sexcapedes but i swore not to do This particular one,i heard that The transference of spirits in party like traffic jam.










quote author=delectablegyal post=89354649]guys only. where and when? how did you convince her to have a t.hree.some with you?




the girls on this forum would not share their experience if I told them to. that is reason for the restriction.[/quote]

But he Made a Point though i dont agree with all he said










quote author=dollyjoy post=43684586]Wake me up whenever you finish ranting[/quote]

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You make me laugh bro....nice one bro but not all Are true












]Any gold digger that quotes or mention my monicker and wanna comment trash should please have a rethink because i wont spare her if she tries such. I would e-hunt, e-hurt and e-bleed her not minding if she bears the tag "woman" on her forehead.

The immediate monicker below me, you are very stvpid.[/quote]

If he finds happiness in her,Let him go.

He is The one goin to stay with her dear.

Your opinion matters but i advise You Let him know what he is getting into











quote author=Preciousgirl post=89365536]My 30 year old brother is going to marry a 43 year old woman. The woman is never married before and has no kids but been in 7 different past relationships.

I am not endorsing this, what do you advise?[/quote]

Nigerias case is beyond human redemption.

Money looting,laundering and killings will soar only if The march of The People is introduced and enforced.

mytime24:
Lai lie mohamed
Cum xplain to us wetin our budget dey do wit goats

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It was manufactured by some elements that lack maturity so how do u indeed from immature minds?











quote author=Rozz post=89355728]Please what is redpill guys?this is the second time I'm coming across it here on this forum[/quote]

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Hitting The nail on The head.....











quote author=TheAfricaQueen post=89354571]MGTOW are usually the disgruntled narcissists that have been butt-hurt in the past, they use that one past relationship to justify their hateful campaign against women. Fine, we know you hate women, stay away from women related matters, get a pet, level up in your career or become a homo..sexual. Life is too short for chronic bitterness.[/quote]

Really alarming.....some dont know what constructive criticism is.

Its really pathetic and disheartening.











quote author=EjaikreTheViper post=89354303]why do some guys here claim they are mtgow abi redpill guys yet all their discussions center on women.if truly you have swallowed your so-called redpill then why can't you focus on the meaningful things in your life and leave women issues alone? why do you spend all your time online discussing women? i feel these so-called redpill guys are just cheap fraud, fake, hungry, broke and frustrated bunch of demented fellows screaming up and down like orangutans! deranged and cursed retar.ds! Imbec.iles of the highest order.[/quote]

Lol....i Remember The last Hiv test i did last year in a Military Hospital,The doctor wat be down ans asked me Same questions.

I almost collapsed but deep down i was ready to Take it somehow still she Said it was negative.

I felt relief in its raw form...las las she gave me 12packs of CD to protect myself

Drizzy5001:
Mine was that Small rashes appeared in my body,
My Aunty drag me go hospital for Hiv test, the doctor do the test finish and was bringing the result.. he come sit-down come begin ask me how many girlfriends I get and was shaking his head.. at that point my spirit begin leave my body becoz of the way , he was asking and shaking his head.. I was just waiting to hear a bad news Infact I became mentally prepared for the worst, then he come say he's asking those questions, just to advise me To be more careful that my result is Negative .... Some doctors go kill pesin before their time Sef

Like your das and ur gay of a son....u hv sold ur birthright....


Am trying to probe am not as stupid as ur father and ur virus stricken mama.


Silence is d Best took for such a jobless and brainless goat ur pathetic useless parents begot.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]







quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=89345300]U are the wayward simp.[/quote]

Hello dear. Please i Hope You really understood what i meant when i sent u that mail.

I hope u like my new pic upload.....
Going out 2hv Little fun and i really had a sweet day

Jeweltz:
Thank you so much. I can't but envy your woman. You're a real man. Wish I know you off here

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You Need to exercise patience and observation thats all You Need.











quote author=Swiitdoll post=88238045]If your partner goes cold and silent for three days when everything seemed normal, could that be their way of breaking up? do you cut them off, move on and start talking to other people?[/quote]

Look at where u Are and know what is needed










quote author=Julietcutie post=50071347]Good Morning all please I would like to start a business of selling hair attachment and extensions /weavon but I don't know the basics... I intend using a capital of 300k please just give me an advise is there much gain in the business, should my capital be bigger... do I need to rent a shop e. t. c please anyone or those in to the business help your fellow nairalander...


Cc :lalasticlala[/quote]

Glad You didnt bro....let one know where is prob originated from.

The one i bleeped 2day,confessed she hasnt had sex 4a Long time tho d entry was tight. I still doubt her.







quote author=Jezking post=89312342]
Yea bro I no bleep am ooh... It would have been a disaster[/quote]

If u Can come around whenever its convenient,
I did be honoured but if You cant i will understand.

Pleased to meet You mi Lady.











quote author=SweetCunt97 post=89313597]Interesting[/quote]

Are u still in Abuja?


You Sound outstanding from others....

Glo4issy:
Hi Fam,

Am looking for a male friend, here are the qualities ;

*Yoruba
*6"
*Ebony black
*well carved beards
*Base in abuja
*Must be smart and friendly
*Must be active
*Must be working class
*Btw 28 to 30

Here is my BlackBerry pin:2BCA38AD

Thanks

I am not selfish but i Can never be stupid....
You Girls really Call stupid Guys that Are extravagant.....


Why is it Guys that spend less bleep You ladies than Guys that spend More on You..?




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author=Glo4issy post=41081171]Hi pals,

Guys in the house please I need mature answers.

If a guy buys Iphone6S for ur girlfriend as an xmas gift,what will be ur reaction and thinking?Am asking cause my guy is not finding it funny,he even said I should return it,Is this not selfishness?[/quote]

Where Are You now?

Preshieben:
Nobody wants to take me out on a date
So I have none

I Can spend like that just to impress a Lady even if i have 200k cash with me there.
Men Can be so funny...most dont realize The More u spend on a Girl The truth is The less u have Access to that Place.

This is The bitter truth,i Can spend moderately on a Girl.
I Remember in a supermarket one man came in with two chics there for my face spent 350k on the items those Girl picked.
He dashed 30k to d Sales girl....this something i witnessed.

The Management collected the Money from the Sales girl but i dont know how it ended.

Liliantalks:
I went on a date with this guy to the mall , we wanted to watch a movie but wasn’t time , so we entered shoprite , been A while I entered shoprite so I saw a lot of things I liked that I don’t see often , omo I picked n picked n picked , the guy paid almost 30k for everything, we still watched the movie, he even still gave me transport, the next day I felt really bad , cause he actually told me he didn’t expect to spend that much , so I asked for his account number n sent him 10k . I had a wonderful day , but felt guilty the next , we still talk very Well

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Are u for real or u just kidding?









quote author=Amatarasha post=88669489]Is a date between my ex boyfriend chukwuemeka aka lightangel65 , I fed him ,cloth him , allow him do vvv etc , but wat did he do ,he went and date a lady so aged and old ,now he baths the oldwoman and feed her ,because the woman is now a vegetable

is a pity[/quote]

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I have dated multiple Girls but i cant Remember any odd Experience but what i can never forget was d day i took a Girl i Met in d Church to a Hotel.

The Hotel was fine oo infact i paid 5k for d night but mosquitoes couldnt allow us even after they sprayed insecticide.

Las las we couldnt sleep nor bleep till day break,it was a horrible experience











quote author=missimelda01 post=88664342]Have you ever been on a date and things went sour?
Share your experiences.

Here's mine,
I was on going a movie date with a guy, it was around 7pm and I made it so clear that I needed to be back home by 10pm (curfew), after agreeing to my terms he picked me up and we saw the movie, then he told me he wanted to see an old friend who owns a bar just around and I agreed, he parked the car somewhere and we walked there together.. just when we were about leaving it started raining, we waited for the rain to stop.. e no gree, that was how I convinced uncle to join me in walking under the rain, as if that wasn't enough when we started moving the car stopped in the middle of the road (I was already imagining the kind of query I'd receive at home).. it took us time to find a keke to take me home. I was cold and tired and I had to do a lot of explaining [/quote]

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How Can someone Call out The wrong name during sex?











quote author=Mhizkel post=32921900]Throwing up at the back of a stranger's neck while waiting in line for food at school..It went inside his shirt and down his back..
Looking back now, it was hilarious but i was just laying on the floor puking everywhere while the whole school cafeteria was laughing
WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT?
Walking into a lamppost?
Falling over in public?
Gossiping over someone and they have been right behind you and heard?
Sending a text or picture to the wrong person by mistake?
Calling out the wrong name during sex?[/quote]

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Such Girl is cursed,her Family don finish.
They pratice sodomy in her Family.

Hope u didnt bleep that Girl.

Most Girls nowadays sleep with their fathers or uncles that The truth...










quote author=Jezking post=89307225]So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high. [/quote]

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Everybody has choices,am not d ass type though i have done it before but its really bad very bad.


Btw....you The type that loves Family,that Sounds about right










quote author=ariklawani post=89305906]My boyfriend asked to Bleep my asshole.. I declined.. Is not a good thing,[/quote]

Guy Are u for real This The most absurd and weirdest....

I have Seen one Lady i dated,she would try to suffocate me when riding me by pressing her two boobs for me to suck,she wud Say 'take it,its yours'.

That got me scared,i had to quit codedly but your story really got me.

She must be possessed.
Well i am goin to bleep a Girl i met sum weeks ago after playing hard to bleep she finally gave in yesterday but i wasnt around so we shifted it today....

ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.

You Are in Abuja dear,which Side do u reside?
Can we hit eachother up?

Am an independent guy truly and am not interested in any lady's Money just The Company thats all

SweetCunt97:
Assisting a Full Grown Man is against my Code which I broke and looky here. Was I there when he was mishandling money? My money can't go to a man who ain't my husband ever again.

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Hello dear,how have You been?

I Need to know ur name when u mail me,i dnt really reply all mails.

Darling Hope You Are not been overstressed.
Take care










quote author=Jeweltz post=89236157]


Thank you so much. I can't but envy your woman. You're a real man. Wish I know you off here[/quote]