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A time is coming for an end to them these scammers we have as leaders think we always continue like this not remembering.They also think our geographical locations with religion and tribalism make it difficult for a unified front against their bad deeds.
To be honest when any politician dies i jubilate thosr that died during convid i didnt feel bad oooo i was excited sorry but i have to be honest

F117nighthawk:
You have a good point here by saying no common pictures or videos of patients in Isolation ever shown, but if u watch foreign news u see videos and pictures of patients even the ones discharged at hospitals, but for here, na so so audio talk, Nigeria is truly a SCAM,everything here is SCAM I tell u, it's just another opportunity for some to become millionaires and billionaires
We shall continue to expose their tricks,
Even the palliatives they claimed, No popular news media were invited to monitor the distributions, all we see is phone videos done by them to tell u they are giving out palliatives,when the know Naija people will only talk and forget and move on with their lives

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This govt doesnt want to learn from the death of prominent figures....am glad the corrupt politicians that died during this period.
Nature will still bring other ways to finish off the remaining unrepentant ones.
Trillions of naira has been spent on these figures,if u see the bilions of dollars Nigerian govt is getting in the name of convid one will collapse.
They are all thieves but am waiting for them with their uselesd vaccines,i see if Nigerians wont rise and tear to shreds those wicked fools that want to use their papa to experiment











quote author=elimsun post=89056566]Covid-19 in Nigeria.

Over the weekend, Friday to be precise.

My neighbor's son sustained a head injury while playing with his fellow kids and was rushed to the general hospital in my area here.

The little boy wasn't sick o.
Just a head injury that happened in my presence while we were outside discussing.

On Sunday, I went to check on the boy to see how he was doing, he was already playing with other kids though his head is still bandaged.

I started talking with his mom and she told me what now seems to be the new trend as regards Covid-19 in Nigeria.

She showed me the receipt issued to her by the hospital.
It was marked Covid-19, case 353.

I was surprised to see that.

She said when she saw the receipt, she asked the nurse what was the meaning of that?
That her son isn't a Covid-19 patient.

The nurse told her not to worry, that it means nothing.
That she was only doing what was required of her.
So she shouldn't worry.

According to the woman, she was still worried seeing that on her receipt but the nurse further reassured her and told her that if she doesn't do that, she could be issued a query. Wow!

What this means is that, according the receipt, the boy is case 353 treated and discharged.

Can you imagine that?!

That is possibly the new trend now at government hospitals.

Once you're sick and visits a government hospital, you're a Covid-19 patient.

If she hadn't shown me that receipt, I wouldn't have believed what she told me yesterday.

And you keep wondering why we can't see common pictures of patients in the isolation centers. Common pictures o.

All we see everyday are numbers upon numbers.

Let me leave it here for now.

Copied!![/quote]

I remember the chic i got thru wrong call,after some talk we got to meet,she had one of the amazing ass in the world not nigeria only.
I invited her to my school then in another state.
I bleeped this girl that i almost released blood.
Everytime i see her naked ass on the bed my dick would come back,she had to force me to cover my eyes while she wore her clothes.
Another was with the softest lips i even told her lips was like chewing gum

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Bro i disagree with u,not all girls.
Its like sating girls love cultists then in school.I can tell u that was a big lie cos i met many many girls that truly hated dating cult guys.
When u say bad guys if its bad unto knowing how to get many of them laid then i concur...
They will troop in to have a taste of d guy but if its about been a rough bad guy na BIG LIE !!!!,such a guy will only attract like manner of girls.....
Please change that notion abeg.....thanks










quote author=GeneralPula post=88776781]You, self.. Wetin you dey find? You don sign contract with Chelsea, you wan cum Dey do training with Manu.

You had better face your contract.



PS: And although this might sound weird I liked the fact that he wasn't the typical "moral individual" I was used to meeting. I liked the fact that he had a dark personality that only me knew about.

No, it’s not weird. Girls loves bad boys. Nah reality.[/quote]

I really understand your point,its not a must a lady date every guy that comes around her.....there should be just friends but the society has made it guys want to bleep at the slightest chance.
You have to define what u really want,i ask see u wanted to keep him as ur substitute incase something goea wrong with the other guy.
I met a lady in Abj,she told me she has a guy but d funny thing is she gives me attention and even said we spend time after lockdown.
Just that am not the type that pays much attention to girls she started withdrawing but who cares tho she is this tall fine skin long legs on short skirt type,after a long silence she replied my text i sent to her today.
U better know what you want and build on it.
CHEERS!

Suzzi23:
Hi guys. Please I need advice.

There is this guy in my department. Let's call him Joe. He is good looking and very intelligent. He also has this very nice voice and good vocabulary. Initially we were just normal casual classmates, we greet, exchange notes and all that, nothing serious. I've always found him attractive but have not found him special in any way because I've met lots of guys like him in my University.

But few months ago he started becoming more friendly towards me. We got talking and we realized we shared a lot in common. He asked me if I was single and I told him I was. This was the truth because I wasn't dating anyone then.

Few days after another guy I was very close to asked me to be his girlfriend and I agreed. I'm in love with this guy. He is very jovial, intelligent and he knows how to treat me well. I know he loves me because I've known him for a while and he has treated me with love, affection and respect. It's always fun being around him and I enjoy his company.

Despite now being in a relationship, I still continued spending time with Joe. We shared a lot of deep intimate info about ourselves with each other. I have never felt more comfortable talking to someone before. Talking to him always made me feel good. I felt I could be vulnerable with him. He was very honest and didn't hide the dark aspects of himself. He wasn't the type to pretend he was a good person. And he wasn't. He had done a lot of bad things in the past and he wasn't afraid to talk to me about them. And although this might sound weird I liked the fact that he wasn't the typical "moral individual" I was used to meeting. I liked the fact that he had a dark personality that only me knew about. He said things to me that made me begin to explore myself and my sexuality in ways I didn't even imagine that I could. He was always fond of teasing me and never hesitated to correct me if I did anything wrong. I loved that kind of honesty.

As we talked more Joe opened up to me that he was attracted to me and had feelings for me. He would flirt with me and I'd try my best not to flirt back but I enjoyed his flirting and I enjoyed his company. He asked me if I felt the same way about him and I was honest and I said I had feelings for him, because I did. He is an attractive guy and even though I have a boyfriend I can't help being attracted to him..

He then asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him I was already dating someone. He was surprised by my response. He told me he was under the impression that I was single and that's why he had gotten so close and intimate with me. But he didn't appear angry or sad. He even told me my bf was lucky to have me.

The problem now is that since that day he hasn't talked to me. When I see him in class, he doesn't even act like I exist. He doesn't reply my messages, doesn't pick up my calls and doesn't check up on me. Throughout this lockdown he hasn't even texted me once. This is unlike him. I feel very bad about the whole thing. It's almost like our relationship didn't mean anything to him and I didn't mean anything to him. I want to still be friends with him.

Truly i dont like ladies to really be into me,i like to make the move.
Yeah i have bleeped girls that showed interest in parties and in the street.
The lady i just got on the street,she just showed interest and i made the move.
In less a week she was saying she loves me well i dont see anything wrong with it but if its the other way round,d chic will say u dont know anything about her and u saying u love her.
I have met chics that said d love me same day,others in less than few days

piamily:
I have noticed men especially African men loose interest when a lady becomes interested in them even just a bit. I really don’t get it.

Do men expect women to hate them even when the men love the women? Cos I don’t understand if it should be mutual or not

Your views please

Guy u hit the nail ooo wella......
You be badt guy,yeah if any guy waits on a girl to say yes most will wait till the girl gets married to another man.
U right,ladies like action,i have in the situation where i was gisting with our family friend about breast cancer,this na real fair sexy girl all d guys for their street they try catch.
We were in her room,as i was telling her how a lady can get breast lumps that leads to cancer i suddenly started pressing her breasts telling i wanted to check if she had it,she looked at me without saying a word when i removed my hand then i understood and returned to inspecting d soft busty endowments.....i have other incidents.
Kudos bro

mencade5:
op there is no girl in this nigeria with one boyfriend. A lady has minimum of 5 boyfriends whiel maximum is unlimited.

Dont ask her again, instead what you need to do is behave like she is yours. When you see her hug her. When you sit down with her hold her hands, caress it, ocassionally try to kiss her.
She will give in to you.

Dont wait for approval from a lady to say ''yes, i agree to be your girlfriend''.

Most ladies will not tell you that.

Enjoy your new girlfriend.

Congratulations!

Is it bad for a guy to toast a lady he loves?
Since you were born have u not accepted a guy that toasted u before?

Moyola:
maa kor omolomo ni iko ku kor?

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You can keep on looking if thats what u want till d bad guy nextdoor will straff her and that will end your chances.
Dont ever make the mistake to think ladies are magicians to know when a guy wants them without the guy making the move.
This a mistake most guys make,been friendly with a lady the lady sees them as just a friend.

I give u a few tips follow them diligently u get her.
Always look neat this will help to make her notice u even u not that goodlooking.
Two- start aaying hi to her and ask her how her night was anytime u meet her in the morning.
3- Patiently chat her up normally and watch her reactions when she is chatting with you.Ask her how she finds the lockdown and effects it has on you two from there strike up a discussion.
4-dont always show yourself often when u have developed the talking terms with her.Try to be scarce once in a while,this will make her to want to know more about you.
5-after been a little scarce when you see her that,try as much as possible to make body contact with her,this will make her not to put you on the friend zone cos if u dont try to relay this message to her by touching her gently she will put you as her chatting buddy and i know you dont want that.

I think this will help you if apply them well.....
Women are not as easy as people think,you may think she is into u when she is not while she may be into u may also not know except u are the sensitive type.
All the best











quote author=bunna post=1449087]how can i get my neighbour as my girl friend, i like her ,i dont know if she likes me too.she looks at me often and i do the same .but i have never toasted any girl before ,so what should i do.should i keep on looking at her every day without talking to her[/quote]

Sorry for d incoherence in some of d words but glad u got d message.
If u really want to get into heart u need more than a gift but with the right gift u be a step further....
To get between womens legs is easier than getting into their hearts









[quote author=BabbanBura post=89078993][/quote]

My pleasure my lady....will always give the little i have to add value to peoples life














author=placeofallure post=89078688]

Thanks, I appreciate.[/quote]

Try some mist like body fantasy.
Yeah a good perfume will add more value too with a set of necklace and watch(preferably white gold).
Lastly a short handwritten love note will add the spark dont forget to add bro....
Take care











quote author=DonMarveloz post=89077141]

I was thinking of something like that and probably a very nice perfume to add just that I don't know what nice female perfume I can get that last very long and scents nice.[/quote]

Buy her a set of necklace and watch....its simple but matured and i bet you she will be love it.
I advise u to know also that gift cant buy the heart of a woman but can get u between her legs depending on her type of person.
Cheers











quote author=DonMarveloz post=89076570]I have this female friend I have a crush on and she knows I really like her but as usual she is playing hard to get. Her birthday is coming up soon so I plan to surprise her with something very nice that will blow her mind away. My budget is not more than 50k so please I need gift ideas that will burst her brains.[/quote]

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Well this a very sensitive matter but dear you know in a relationship issue,one needs to hear from both sides to make decision.No matter how u trust d other party,u have to give benefit of doubt.
I think the man has to stay with his wife cos marriage is for better or worse.
I take it to God in prayers and i believe when God touches the heart of the woman,there will be a positive change.Let him believe in prayers its the only solution not to run to another woman who has been childless.
Keep up the good works

















quote author=placeofallure post=77214348]I'm appalled at the way marriages hit the wall in these recent times. This generation is guilty! We're not getting it right at all.

A few months ago, I ran into a childhood friend. He was my neighbor and playmate when we were growing up. Neighborhood changed and we weren't in touch anymore. Fast forward till late last year when we met again. He's married now with kids and seems to be doing fine. After meeting up a few more occasions, he decided to open up to me. All is not well with his marriage.

Though Yoruba, he got married to an Igbo lady about 10 years ago and they have 2 kids together. Trouble started in their marriage when the wife's immediate younger sister (she's in her 30s) started living with them. Initially they were fine but at a time the wife became arrogant and the sister too became overbearing such that she sleeps with them in the bedroom or even sleeps on their marital bed. The man would sleep either on the couch in the living room or the guest room. According to him, he complained to the wife but she was adamant about it, rather they both connive many times to harass the man out of the house. He has a simple nature and they took advantage. They got him arrested once but the police on listening to the man's side of the story asked him to go without collecting a farthing from him.

Gradually, things degenerated between them and for over a year now, they stopped making love but they still live together and the man still provides for the family.

Family members have tried to mediate to no avail but the lady's family especially, are non-chalant about it. The girl's mother was reported to have even said that " Marriage is not by force!" After the mediation, it was agreed that the wife's sister, who has lived with them for about 7 years, should look for another place to stay. She moved out in January. This isn't so effective as the couple still don't have sex together and the wife doesn't cook his meal still. Before she doesn't cook for him at all, now she does it once in a while.

Now, not too long ago, he met a lady.
The chemistry between them is strong, so strong ithat he's willing to give up everything to be with her. He wants to relocate abroad with her. I've seen her a couple of times or so. She's good really, but she's married and looking to leave her husband. Her marriage of 8 years is childless and she wants to try elsewhere. The problem seems to be with her husband.

Having listened to his sorry tale, he wants advice pretty urgently. How old am I in family matters? The guy is even older than me, we just happen to be friends. I feel sorry for him but I don't know what to tell him.

Nairaland to the rescue![/quote]

Well it is real

cococandy:
I don’t agree with or believe this.

But acknowledge that this is your belief so it’s chill.

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Yeah i know its also a name of Ghanaian movie.
YOLO....... >:

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quote author=Ebonygirl1 post=89039137]
Lol. The YOLO on my siggy means You Only Live Once [/quote]

Are u a fan of Yolo?
Drogba,Cyril,Serwa and co.....why do they like saying Charlie in every sentence they make?

Ebonygirl1:
Alright, that's cool

I cant even comment i have experienced alot even in the market whenever i had to buy food stuffs....i even used one mumu one to my advantage i buy something he would double the quantity.
On the road a guy with jerp has asked me for a lift.....its really weird. Getting down with the ladies is the best abeg

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Its terrible,i think its all about possession....most girls are bia sexuals.
You did good to block her










quote author=placeofallure post=89029056]A lady on fb. We've never met. She's a friend's friend's friend on fb. She's married with a kid o. We got chatting, I let loose my guard because she's a woman, so I thought.

We talked about general topics women talk about. How her husband is never around, not in Nigeria, she's bored, etc. Then her gist changed to how she always view my profile pic, the cold weather, how she's feeling Hot and all. Then boom! She sent pictures of sex and pleasure toys, then she asked how will I feel if we both get down. Ah! Down to where? I was wondering why me? Is there anything about my pic suggesting I play her kinda game? I couldn't believe it despite I've heard about it for ages.
I just jejely told her she should check the next door. When her calls became a nuisance, I eventually blocked her. Ekwensu![/quote]

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This thread is cool....a guy should not only know how to cook to impress girls but for his own good.
My specialties are on pepper soup(fish,meat),beans with ripe plaintain and equsi soup.I cook on my own apart from using it to impress my female visitors,i can use the skill to find food for myself without waiting for external hand













author=Ebonygirl1 post=89037762]



Single guys, impress your girl with your cooking skills [/quote]

I think some of them were right,there is the spiritual plane and the physical planes.
The spiritual plane is more real than the physical and its inhabitated by spirits.These spirits are Angels and demons who try to change the affairs of men over there.
We have the spiritual world example is the marine kingdom which looks like human world but more beautiful. The marine world has houses,hospitals and other structures just like the real world.
Thats why in some cases if you vidit accident scenes sometimes try and count the number of dead people you see its not uto the number in the manifest. This is as a result of dissappearance of the agents andtheir targets to the marine world.
Also from the marine world the body of their member can be restored from the reserve in the marine world.
One can travel to these places with the aid of guides or angels to witness the activities of there.But with fervent prayers the activities can be changed to the humans favour...

cococandy:
I think what I really was doing was to just sample opinions. And I’ve come to the conclusion that no one really has any indisputable facts about the spirit world. But then how could they?
I wasn’t expecting much though.

Yeah i know but u were seeking supernatural knowledge then and he was tellin u about possessing one guy whom he claimed enriched...anways i wanted to know if u found out what u were seeking

cococandy:
Omg

Can’t believe how long ago this thread was.

Wonder who that okeikpu account is because I never met them.

Hello i have been following your Posts.
Want to know if You later found Anything about spiritual plane and if okeipku was really whom he claimed to be when You later met him.
Am eager to hear from You...

cococandy:
bros i didn't find anything o

Hope u know whom u dealing with now so never u think am in Need of women-i see threads about some guys sexcapedes.
Right from my SS3 i used to put hand Inside The blouse of our Principals Sec. Whenever i was alone with her squeezing her boobs.
SS2 Literature in English teacher The sexiest in

The School i almost bleeped her,i didnt show up the day she told me after graduation.She is diff from The student teacher i bleeped.
In real life i like to operate alone,i bleep in ways ladies will be the ones promising marriage,like Baby am dying....i Say to Them yes i will kill You today u go hear am...they be like ohh plzzzzz dont stop harder harder You kill me today! Plzzz dont stooooppp.... as am saying i make sure my thrusts rhyme with The rhythm of my words.

Wish u here now i just Call 10 different Girls i have not bleeped,and Tell Them about sex with me,u use ur ears and hear The Say"when You Are ready or Please wait after lockdown"
I Can beat my chest bro and challenge any Guy in Naija under an oracle to declare areas of his sexual adventures while i declare mine(celebs excluded)whoever lies dies instantly.....
You insult me when u Say i asslick Girls,am a retired Young Guy...i dont just bleep that shows interest even where i gym,some Girls so notice me not they ain't fine,i have passed the level to be moved by ass or Beauty thats for beginners like You.Sometimes i do Guy for The ladies,Guy is not only for them to do to us trust me











quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=88961695]My bad! always quoting monikers with (f).[/quote]

Ask yourself if You Are truly happy in the relationship,does he treat You right?
If u staying with him,i advise u leave The truth is men dont really Value any Lady that cohabits with them.
A Lady Can come once in a while and spend The Weekend.
If u not happy in ur relationship,quit it, happiness is Paramount,thats what i cant trade for anything.
Bye

Please will banks open in Abuja from that May 4th cos am out of cash....does anyone know if The will open or not.
Thanks

joelbooks:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/27/breaking-president-buhari-extends-lockdown-lagos-ogun-fct-until-may-4-curfew-begin-after

I left Owerri five years ago.....wow its good to meet another Imolite....i met one from my village here...but there is no village in Imo that is exposed and open nah

Veefierce:
Imo state

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What do You intend doing after The lifting of The lockdown on monday.
I quote you because u got my Attention....where do You reside plz?












author=Veefierce post=88443994]I am beginning to hate my life ! This lockdown is driving me crazy , I am normally a lazy person , but work everyday keeps me sane , am in my parents house , doing nothing ! Laying on my bed almost all day ,, on my phone all day n my data is going , my money will soon finish for sub , the constant talks from my mum !! Jeez!! Life is so unbearable right now , talk more of the fact I hvnt had sex for a long time , b4 now it was my choice not to hv sex , but now it’s like I am forced to stay home n not hv sex , I am super Hot , watching porn almost everyday !! Am so tired of everything!![/quote]

Its alright....but next time dont judge a book by its cover.....
I dont pretend to Girls to be a saint or start pretending to impress them,nah! Thats for starters and men of low esteem,as i am here thats how i am in real life and i have no regrets.
Stay safe











quote author=Zabiboy post=88968416]

Its all good man....
Enjoy
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Thanks for your advise....most Part u wrong i have Friends here and am not needy of them just that i grew up with ladies and am used to their company thats why The number but i dont give a damn what u or any female here would think about me cos i know in truth am satisfied.....
Note i have some numbers in here that i Cant Call all,Take it or leave it thats why i Can comfortably Say to u bro believe me i dont really Care honestly i dont give a shit!






















quote author=Zabiboy post=88967638]

@ Rawhumper...
I just viewed your profile and honestly i dont knw how best to say what i have to say..
In a forum like NL where males are very much more than females, are you saying the 140 f monikers discuss issues in common with you??..


Anyways like i said, i don't knw how best to say what i hv to say...but let me tell u something
When you quote a female (or male few times) here on NL, the first thing they do is look at your profile to know how to respond and trust me, any female who views your profile would see you as a needy/clingy guy......


But anyways its ur choice....i just hope they don't use your moniker when they start bragging about number of PM's they'v received ( to show you how low most of them think)...

GL
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