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Seven rounds a day

No wahala. U know say na fvck i come this life come fvck

Some drivers are so careless

That was how one demonic driver went to a coded corner & started smoking weed and drinking beer in ore while i was coming from Lagos until i threatened him that i will report him him manager as soon we get to their park


RIP to the dead jooh

Thegeneralqueen:
I thought you cloud speak so we could flow better

u can teach me na

Thegeneralqueen:
Oh better cause I thought you understand the language

shouldn't u supposed to be happy if could speak ur language?

Thegeneralqueen:
You speak igbo

No o

Just know some few words in igbo

Thegeneralqueen:
True talk just do your best and live the rest......Your kids will definitely be very proud of you

thanks nkem

Thegeneralqueen:
This is a 100yards husband material

lol

Am not perfect. Heck! Am not even trying to be perfect cuz perfection is unattainable. Just want to be the best husband i can be

Thegeneralqueen:
It's the hand work of the devil I'm sorry

nah! Don't be darling. I ain't mad at ya just won't allow u to give me head

Thegeneralqueen:
Nah that's totally different from what you think..... look well that ain't smashing I'm actually sucking it with all my strength you just interpret the pics wrongly

if that's ur own interpretation of giving head.....sorry, i will pass

Thegeneralqueen:
If you try that next time this will be your breakfast

what! So u nor see any other punishment but to smash my egg rolls abi?

Hope i ain't about to marry a monster

Thegeneralqueen:
Better

that's my baby! She can forgive for Africa

HeyBee27:
Got me a black big monster already,check ma dp.

fvck off girl

Don't come sabotage my rosy relationship

Thegeneralqueen:
Excuse me

am sorry sweetie. I typed that out of anger no thanks to that naughty girl

HeyBee27:
Sucking dick,you can give her yours to suck.Mtchewww.

thanks but no, thanks

I wouldn't mind u sucking it though

Happy Birthday babe

What's her talent anyway?

kinibigdeal:
That dead pool is for children

Damfostopper:
am waiting for....... Conjuring 3......
insidious chapter 4......
maze runner death cure ....
Jurassic world fallen kingdom....
rampage and
Johnny English......


WTF is deadpool 2 doing there.... is only people who have no taste in movies that watch such trash .... Deadpool 2016 was the most useless movie of the century..... spits on marvel ....their movies no dey even interest me to watch EXCEPT "DOCTOR STRANGE"...... all others like.... THOR Ragnarok.... justice league.... Spiderman homecoming.... avengers... suicide squad....captain America.....Guardian of the galaxy...... I skip all of it

for ur information, deadpool is the 14th highest grossing superhero movie of ALL TIME! (if it was trash as u claim it wouldn't have achieved this feat)

Never have i seen a movie that's extremely rich in action, sex & comedy


Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) was like " that's a very big house, just that i only get to see only the 2 of u, seems like the studio couldn't afford another X-men"

I laugh at this head quarter of shiit hole

Mark my words ladies and gentlemen, if the government go head with this cattle colonies, I bet the Niger delta militant might resume bombing

I pray for it not to happen

SenorFax:
It's SARS on the beat.....

No na! It's SARS wey dey beat...

See the guy eyes like thief man touch. Laziness won't allow them hustle legitimately

Thegeneralqueen:
On a serious note this is the perfect example of what I want...... I'm not a fan of crowds biko......

Where do you think you're going better don't try me now that husband is a scarce commodity the money for the wedding can be used to set up something for the family with both hands join together

now she's speaking like a virtuous woman

God has finally straighten ur head

Thank u Jesus for prayer answered

Iseoluwani:
Easier said than done. Scammer

dont mind the idiot

iamJ:
once the person is ugly, bald and black with big mouth na obansanjo

una well done

;Dthe thing tire me o

This is what I want

How can u expect me to spend 500k just to feed guests because say i dey marry


Thegeneralqueen, this is how ours will be o. If u don't like it tell me let me find my way

Pubichairs:
Yorubas and native attire eh, I won't be surprised if their undies is also made from native material

I don't think they are yorubas. I am thinking ijaw

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You no see say one eye close? look well

the girl get quarter past 4 eye na

Thegeneralqueen:
Please don't make me feel dissapointed due to the trust I have in you

u are after material possessions

Thegeneralqueen:
I nor some details about you

u are totally wrong

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He has already plucked one eye already!

u sure say na the same picture we dey see so?

Where is the plucked eye na

Thegeneralqueen:
You work with oil company nah

says who?

Na me tell you that one?

Thank God bubu wasn't invited

Else..........

Which one yinka quadri? Is he the "u are seriously mad & u have no one to tell u" guy?

Thegeneralqueen:
Petrol money

which petrol money

That's how some of u people chase a potential husband away

Thegeneralqueen:
You will




on nairaland

okay, no sweat