₦airaland Forum

utopiaconcept:
. Sho you are lack behind mehn...you are missing a lot...I sorry for you...

my friend go siddon one place!


who need nollywood drama wen i have all the latest Hollywood movies in my archive


Kong island
fast and furious 8
fist fight
Wonder Woman
Logan
the recall

name it!

God knows i hate Nigeria movies




no improvement whatsoever.
mata fact, the thing is even deteriorating


nollywood movies remind me of those drama we used to act as kid (mama & papa play)

currently running part time program in uniben


it hasn't been easy given the fact the i work in an island in delta state & school in edo state but, i ain't giving up

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Homeboiy:
Oga I don' first tel u, make I find one Igbo girl gv u BT u no believe me

Ibo girl?


I hear say their marriage expensive wella o

congrats brother
mine coming up, even though i never see the woman

were u expecting them to preach the gospel




it's a 'shrine' dude!

ThisIsOutlaw:
Now that's real.... Me too.. A is the only one that can look 60 at 80

#fact

this is too small for lalasticlala standard

A or B





A preferably

i want to find my wife attractive even when she's up to 80

Charles4075:
My man. you finish work.

hafa Charles

alexialin:
Wait wait!
Sh.it!
But , wait first.. Who is behind this moniker?

lucky
are you not seeing the RM logo?

alexialin:
Sighs there is nothing wrong , whenever they ask where's that?

They simply want to know more .

Or better still no need calling the name of your company ,cos thats when they will ask such question.

U can simply say am a stock broker ,and I work for a stock broking firm on the mainland or on the island , simple.

But if it works for u?
Then please keep it up

viva!

so it's u i have been chatting with all these while

how are you doing my dear

alexialin:
If u tell that line ? Just know am out .
No need chatting anymore . And its a red flag u are into illegal stuff

A guy who is a doctor will simply open up on the first date , he's a doctor . he wil even be proud to even say it ontime
Likewise a lawyer , or an entrepreneur or a banker . they don't beat around the bush .

And its the best .
Am a straightforward person and I expect a guy am interested in to be as well. By the time hesitation springs in..

Am gone,

No time or patience to waste on mind games .

So dear , be straightforward it pays .

lol
that i like keeping my card close to my chest doesn't mean i am not straight forward

& telling a girl i just met that she will get to know where i work in due time is an indication that i am into shady business are u cheating me right now

anyway, that's ur opinion & u are entitled to it


funny thing is, each time i tell people where i work they usually ask "where is that", then i will now start explaining to them
even though the place is responsible for a large percentage of Nigeria wealth

THE AVERAGE NAIJA BABES






boy: how are you babe

babe: fyn

boy: how was your day

babe: twas kul

boy: what will u be doing during the weekend?

babe: notyn, wee b @ hom tru @

boy: will love to take u out for lunch

babe: Kk, cal me




some girls are so annoying

Benita27:
Benita won't ask such a question on such occasion. Replace it with exchange of contacts and on a call or second meeting we could talk deep.

Benita27:
The first thing I ask guys is what they do for a living. Once stories aren't adding up I take a walk. Can't afford to be dating/married to a yahoo nigga.

Nice piece op.

Benita27:
Benita won't ask such a question on such occasion. Replace it with exchange of contacts and on a call or second meeting we could talk deep.

read ur first comment on this is thread again ma'am

Benita27:
It's part of getting to know each other. So if he should ask for what I do on our first meeting would that make him a gold miner?.

me: hey babe, how are you

benita: i am fine

me: lucky is the name, what's urs?

benita: Benita

me: seems we are heading same direction, u wanna catch a cab or u prefer to walk?

benita: what do u do for a living?




demn! that didn't sound cool

Benita27:
Lol, well if you tell me that, it could be the last time we speak and if you don't say or perhaps say something legit, I would still have to be sure it's true.

won't that make u seem like a gold digger?

well, maybe if i tell u that i am jobless i might have a chance with you

Benita27:
They actually do.

maybe i am different


my replies are usually like this " u will get to know soon, but be rest assured that i am not into illegal dealings"

Benita27:
The first thing I ask guys is what they do for a living. Once stories aren't adding up I take a walk. Can't afford to be dating/married to a yahoo nigga.

Nice piece op.

most guys won't tell u what they do for a living the first day they met u

keep encouraging promiscuity





God is watching you

subtlemee:
We've lost interest in the identity....when water is in the mouth for too long it becomes saliva

this ur parable get weight sha

fine girl + fine boy = adorable kids

there is nothing special about school

chiefolododo:
Ooh

boss baby

Kate henshaw sha!


I can fvxk her if the opportunity presents itself

wait!
will the gods come after me if i refuse to 'knee down' to propose




i really need to know cuz i am hopeful to propose next year

where this op come from

Sirhethat12:
what's off shore work please?

jobs that are located in an island e.g forcados terminal & bony island

add offshore workers



shell workers in offshore work for 2weeks in a month only & they receives 500k lowest

then why the hell are people urging me to get married




i am in my early thirties for fvck sake

is this groom not up-to 35?

anyway, let me intensify my search for my better half cuz 2years from now i am tying the knot

Nma27:
Lol, so she was pretending for like 2 years? That's hard work o. Lolz. Pele.

it's okay

i have on