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Education / Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Ray360: 9:02pm On Mar 26, 2016
hahahaha! who else wields that extraordinary creative skill to make you laugh your intestines out if not Ksslib? lol.
Guy, All you have said are absolutely true. in my Hostel, there is a guy we call "corporate beggar". This guy can dress like an office worker to class but can beg anything in the hostel. From Onions to Pepper, Garri, spoon, Tomatoes e.T.c. Hostel life is fun! It teaches you how to live and tolerate people from different background with different orientation and character. I love my roommates so much. In my room, you can never go hungry even if you have nothing. these nice guys will feed you! Life in the hostel teaches you to be strong and mould you towards independence. Well done, Ksslib. Mr Broad Thinker. Like I would always call you. I miss you.
Education / Re: Ayodele Dada Honoured By House Of Reps (Photos) by Ray360: 12:27am On Mar 25, 2016
Dada's feat has really charged my pneuma. Anytime I read about him, my vibes come alive! No sleep to these eyes of mine, my name must be inscribed in gold. I know I can do it! It may not be the exact feat, but an honour similar in prestige. Let's watch and see.
Education / Re: Ayodele Dada Honoured By House Of Reps (Photos) by Ray360: 12:26am On Mar 25, 2016
Dada's feat has really charged my pneuma. Anytime I read about him, my vibes come alive! No sleep to these eyes of mine, my name must be inscribed in gold. I know I can do it! It may not be the exact feat, but an honour ssimilar in prestige. Let's watch and see.

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Family / Re: It's Our Wedding Anniversary! Help Us Thank Jehovah. by Ray360: 2:58pm On Mar 24, 2016
Awesome.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 12:05pm On Mar 24, 2016
halfricanadian:

sad teach me ow to summarize na
Have a nice day
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 11:42am On Mar 24, 2016
ImDharay:

neva mind brah.
No qualms bro. Have a splendid day.

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 11:41am On Mar 24, 2016
halfricanadian:


Hater oshi tongue
Who's this? You better put up a good summary. something an average reader can comprehend without much mental stress.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 11:07am On Mar 24, 2016
ImDharay:
hols is jez der, Hope u kno u fuccked up sha..
How na?
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 11:00am On Mar 24, 2016
naijaboiy:

I didn't delegate anything to her. Only told her to try and summarize last night's event let me see if she can do it.

I was just trying to make it equal since neyoor also picked interest. I don't know why he dropped immediately. undecided
Better. They better do it convincingly. Have a nice day.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:33am On Mar 24, 2016
halfricanadian:


*clears throat*

Picks up mic

me: ekale gbogbo yin o

my interpreter: goodu goodu day o

Me: mo fe summuri nkon ti o shele loni

Interpreter: i wanna oh sorry we wanna summarize todays event

Me: ha sheni awon boys woo girls emi si korin

Interpreter: he said sorry shehe said d guys were singing woo let d dogs out woo woo woo woo for d girls sad bet why

Me: ehn won wa woo wontun woo sheni alabirin kan dey so No undecided

Interpreter: one ungrateful biatch said no it broke d record of wooing challenge her name is halfrica

Me: shelo so wooing thread di emosional thread egbo na shey abere gun ni idi ni

Interpreter: that chick is just sex starved she needs to get laid ah mean she was spillin raw emotions we forgot to cry or b touched undecided

Me: drinks water

Interpreter: over to u neyoor wink
What is this? naijaboiy, stop delegating duties to inchoate minds. are we joking here or what?
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:02am On Mar 24, 2016
ImDharay:
jez gentle. hbu.?
I am fine. how's your hood? how the hols?
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:58pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:


To b fair i dont need it any more

Mean it
I feel you are not flowing with the aura of this thread. you should loosen up a bit. it's all fun and no serious intent. you know...
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:49pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:


undecided dont bother thank u


smiley dis is enof for me tank u
hahahahahahaha! Calm down. a second chance might swoon you and make you drool in awe. The guy has promised to emend his flaws when next an opportunity is given.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:42pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
Ok, I will
Good night. Tongue some words of prayer before you sleep.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:34pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
The norm. I'm feeling sleepy already, buh i don't want to miss the fun.
You should rest. the game is not worth the candle. Btw, the show is over.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:32pm On Mar 23, 2016
naijaboiy:

Thank you very much.

I guess they should read old threads too. But let's see how other participants will fare.
Exactly. Just one piece is praiseworthy. Let's see how tomorrow pans out. good night
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
overall, everything is below par. perhaps, I will have a swell time reading some captivating lines next time. Before writing, make sure you have a fore knowledge of the lady you want to woo, You might not have seen her, but her online persona can give you an infinitesimal insight into the type of person she is. Go through her profile and view her pic, All these will guide you in writing to her taste.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
BrownCookie:

Can you please fix the gramnatical errors.
That is what left me speechless.
hahahahaha! You have made the whole thing boring
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
I know! Buh it's cool tho.
yeah! How's the night treating you?
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
The similes used were mostly clichés. no creativity!
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:04pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
Wow!
Lol. I am not contesting. don't mind me. my itchy thumbs were just restless to write something.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 10:02pm On Mar 23, 2016
marieolae:
I agree.
Well, She picked number 1. Number 3 really used words in fine fashion.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:55pm On Mar 23, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3


My Dearest Laveda:



Amongst the stars, your smile radiates the brightest. Angels kowtow and Goddesses genuflect before your beauty. Your intellectual curiosity is something I sought in every woman. Parrots sings your appraisals to the heavens. Mere words cannot be used to describe how beautiful you are. Your voice causes reverberations in my spine. My head is clouded by your images and I gain attention as I mentally UnCloth you. I'm a man with pride, and I promise to hold you high, if possible, close to the skies. Be my soul mate, and I promise to be everything you ever desired in a man. Wealthy, powerful, sexually active, gentleman when we play and a mean brute when we mate.



Cc Laveda.
Best so far. precise, Grammatically astute and romantic. well done.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:47pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
mm-hm! No I'm not. Lol
You should. Tender prime goddess, with a skin that glitters like scaly tilapia, Who wouldn't drool by the glows of your beauty, that gleams like a silent sunny sea. low-wings turtle-dove, sweet elixir of womanhood, The sparkles of your eyes spins my soul like a wheel, come dine in my court till forever ends.

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:46pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
mm-hm! No I'm not. Lol
You should. Tender prime goddess, with a skin that glitters like scaly tilapia, Who wouldn't drool by the glows of your beauty, that gleams like a silent sunny sea. low-wings turtle-dove, sweet elixir of womanhood, The sparkles of your eyes spins my soul like a wheel, come dine in my court till forever ends.

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:34pm On Mar 23, 2016
Adasun:
mehn am fricking out embarassed embarassed bt i don't give.

I live to try another day,who knows i may be getting better every yeargrin grin

sigh* it's just a game
Bro, Your lines were tasteless. Next time, Swoon her with soft similes, Vivid metaphors, make her drool with your poetic craft.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:28pm On Mar 23, 2016
ImDharay:
no more anonymous
style of posting ni...
baba, how far? long time.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:23pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
In ma hiding place.
Lol. I do hope you are well. Are you not participating in this contest? you've got what it takes, you know.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
naijaboiy:
Which kyn lines be this? Or is it because they have no contender?
I think so bro. the lines are wishy-washy and poorly fashioned. It should have been two guys battling it out to win the heart of a lady. the competition will spur them into churning out their best romantic piece.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016
Maxi112:
i see dear


U need a medical attention for saying this!
This comment of yours is highly inconsequential. Were you the one being wooed? Let her be.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:05pm On Mar 23, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, abi nor be Edegbe Line again, Ok, maybe its God is Good Motor's.
Lol, I laughed my head off at the sight of that. abeg, easy on the guy.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:00pm On Mar 23, 2016
AlienStar:
Ray, dear, how you doing?
I fare well. It's been aeons! Where have you been?

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