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Bluezy13:
...the thought of masturbation has never crossed my mind What thought pushed you into writing this stuff







Anyways, Sincerely, I'll advise you not to rejoice yet.
Experience has taught me that masturbation can't be stopped[b]it will "surely" resurface after a perhaps long while.

My believe is that one can either manage masturbation by gradually reducing the rate at which one masturbates or most importantly, get your mind occupied by something else.
I implore you continue to occupy your mind with the things of God...as I pray God helps you and those of us who are victims as well.

Stay away from circumstances that will cause you to masturbate...




I'm happy and thank God for you

RexKexMilann:
Okay. You've quit masturbation? So We should do what now? Kill ourselves?

When konji arrests you some weeks from now and you End up in the latrine, don't forget to create a thread about it.

kelvindim:
Guy you seem like my roommate, are you by chance Emmanuel Raymond? cos the so called "corporate beggar" you talked about stays just opposite my room in hall4 unit 2, chai this guy can beeeg! He can beg back to back from knife to onions to spoon to toothpaste to soup to soap to bucket to G4 (garri: most valuable asset) to even body cream, his normal shaking na ”guy afa you cook?" Thing is, he never sees himself as the begging type instead he perceives himself as the ”is ask I ask" figure. In fact make them leave begging for the guy ooh.

Hostel is fun sha, chai them can move things for state! if you know what I mean by "move" wait until it's exam period don't just bother washing your clothes and spreading outside cos something most surely miss, here's to a victim whom they stole two of his denim(Jean trousers) he hung outside. There's this one guy in hall3 block b 200series, who was washing his clothes downstairs, after hanging he climbed upstairs to get pegs only for him to return to where he hung his dripping clothes and found none on the line he hung them on. You should guess where he saw them, block F! person don move him wet clothes go spread for another block. My guy just jejely pack him cloth go keep for room.

Hall4/hall3 na place wey be say person go spread handkerchief only to pack bedspread, I hail! Just pray rain doesn't fall on the day you finally decided to wash all your dirty clothes if not, wetin you go hear hostel boys dey yell when rain dey fall na "pack your own oh, pack your own oh!" na by then you go know say you don enter one chance!

Proxy001:
"Hide your porter hot plate is coming" this was usually a warning sound for all those cooking with hot plates to hide them because the potters are around.

halfricanadian:
teach me ow to summarize na

ImDharay:

neva mind brah.

halfricanadian:
Hater oshi

ImDharay:

hols is jez der, Hope u kno u fuccked up sha..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I didn't delegate anything to her. Only told her to try and summarize last night's event let me see if she can do it.

I was just trying to make it equal since neyoor also picked interest. I don't know why he dropped immediately. [/color]

halfricanadian:
*clears throat*

Picks up mic

me: ekale gbogbo yin o

my interpreter: goodu goodu day o

Me: mo fe summuri nkon ti o shele loni

Interpreter: i wanna oh sorry we wanna summarize todays event

Me: ha sheni awon boys woo girls emi si korin

Interpreter: he said sorry shehe said d guys were singing woo let d dogs out woo woo woo woo for d girls bet why

Me: ehn won wa woo wontun woo sheni alabirin kan dey so No

Interpreter: one ungrateful biatch said no it broke d record of wooing challenge her name is halfrica

Me: shelo so wooing thread di emosional thread egbo na shey abere gun ni idi ni

Interpreter: that chick is just sex starved she needs to get laid ah mean she was spillin raw emotions we forgot to cry or b touched

Me: drinks water

Interpreter: over to u neyoor

ImDharay:

jez gentle. hbu.?

halfricanadian:
To b fair i dont need it any more

Mean it

halfricanadian:
dont bother thank u


dis is enof for me tank u

AlienStar:
Ok, I will

AlienStar:
The norm. I'm feeling sleepy already, buh i don't want to miss the fun.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Thank you very much.

I guess they should read old threads too. But let's see how other participants will fare.[/color]

BrownCookie:
Can you please fix the gramnatical errors.
That is what left me speechless.

AlienStar:
I know! Buh it's cool tho.

AlienStar:
Wow!

marieolae:
I agree.

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 3


My Dearest Laveda:



Amongst the stars, your smile radiates the brightest. Angels kowtow and Goddesses genuflect before your beauty. Your intellectual curiosity is something I sought in every woman. Parrots sings your appraisals to the heavens. Mere words cannot be used to describe how beautiful you are. Your voice causes reverberations in my spine. My head is clouded by your images and I gain attention as I mentally UnCloth you. I'm a man with pride, and I promise to hold you high, if possible, close to the skies. Be my soul mate, and I promise to be everything you ever desired in a man. Wealthy, powerful, sexually active, gentleman when we play and a mean brute when we mate.


Cc Laveda.

AlienStar:
mm-hm! No I'm not. Lol

AlienStar:
mm-hm! No I'm not. Lol

Adasun:
mehn am fricking out bt i don't give.

I live to try another day,who knows i may be getting better every year

sigh* it's just a game

ImDharay:

no more anonymous
style of posting ni...