LORDSAMURAI:
LOL u nor know say halfricanadian even dey easy to toast like bread? u nor just consult d gods, na make she say no.

halfricanadian:

tank u it actually made me smile
Thank u

LORDSAMURAI:
LOL u nor know say halfricanadian even dey easy to toast like bread? u nor just consult d gods, na make she say no.

jayloms:
Guys be dropping poetry like it's a literary contest while some others are writing stories.

I'm sorry but there's no real feel to d lines but that's my view #nohating.

In a real life scenario, you'd have prolly ten to fifteen seconds for your mind to percolate d ideal words to use, plus it's usually delivered short.

Perhaps, the host should have stressed on originality and d need for d participants to create a real feel to d lines.

Papey! Una dey fall my hand aswear. Heavy fuckoyo!

Smellymouth:

lol... I don help the guy reserve room for hotel whey dey my street. So I no want make my money waste na

Diddyydiva:
Been busy.

how are you?

Maxi112:
bad boy
I spot u

So you sef find babes come here?

LORDSAMURAI:
WHY EVILS?

Princeparix:
Dear Nienie

I have thought of the right words to use but yet my heart skips with every stroke of my pen. Here I am standing between a battalion and the greatest challenge of my life.

Strategies and plans have failed, my bones are weak and my soldiers are weary of the enemies who are fierce and greater in number.... But what do I say

I look down at myself, feeling my blood rushing but instead of drawing a sword to charge into a battle, I draw a lavender flower for your a crown I would want to behold and a lady I would want to walk down the path of eternity with.

I came to this battle not prepared, only with the heart of a man who wants to sleep tonight cuddling the priceless diamond who this battle is all about. I care for no fights or wars but the taste of chocolate in my pockets and the feelings of your touch. I have no promises to make but 'nne so gi bu ihe m nchoro". My life is a hard nut "MA o bu so gi ga edozili ya". I have made some many mistakes "mana nyem obi gi ka m nwere Ike idi ndu ozo. All I ask is a chance to prove I can sweep you off you feet "ma nwere Ike idozi gi ka document" and the Queen of my heart.

I know I think Small like Volkswagen and most times think big like IMAX but just like Calvin Klein - my obsession is between loving you and madness. Nienie I promise Not to be Evil like Google and never to blacklist you like Johnnie Walker but to be just what I am like reebok - a soldier ready to love and protect you.

The mind and love is a terrible thing to waste but with you just like FedEx - there is no tomorrow. At the heart of our image of love just like Nikon, I am ready to live in your world and play in ours just like Playstation, for there is no substitute for you in my life just like Porsche but you make Disneyland the happiest place on earth for me.

The men in charge of change just like fortune magazine can't describe the feelings I have for your - for they are stronger than dirt just like AJAX. Impossible is nothing just like Adidas but pleasure is the path to joy just like Heegan-Dazs, so let your fingers do the walking just like the Yellow Pages. Life is complicated enough just like Abbey national but just like IBM your the solution to my small world.

Asanwa I just wish to share moments and share life with you just like Kodak and I promise to keep lovin it like McDonald's. A diamond is forever just like DE Beers and quality never goes out of style just like Levis but you ve taken over me completely and just like Nike I plead you keep doing it.

Dearest you make me believe in love just like Sony and now am ready to expand my mind and change your world just like Newstateman. I might have challenged everything just like electronic arts but today I swear my vision is our future just like Olympus. I plan to make the best of now just like Vodafone, get to the last drop like Maxwell house because you've astonished me with your power, Beauty and soul just like Aston Martins.

Just like Visa I promise to be anywhere you want, and melt in your mouth and not just your hands like m & m. Just reach out and touch my heart just like AT&T because your worth it like L'Oreal. People might say I am stupid just like denim Jeans but I just want to be the last place you want to go like Dixons.

Make me the man in an embrace of a goddess Nienie

JeffreyJamez:


Stop fire!!

vizkiz:
princeparix how far? Watin the babe talk?

Smellymouth:

..you are evil..

LORDSAMURAI:
LOL u nor know say halfricanadian even dey easy to toast like bread? u nor just consult d gods, na make she say no.

i live to fight another day

i believe i wil come best next time,and da honour would go to her.trust me

daveP:
abeg help me na. Wetin man go do. (nodding to Lionel Richie's Destiny. dances along)




you sef...... same thing

vizkiz:


lol... I don help the guy reserve room for hotel whey dey my street. So I no want make my money waste na

AlienStar:
Ok, I will

LORDSAMURAI:
LMAO hahahahahahahahahahahahaha my belle o!!! ok what of this beautiful lady called: kaziblake.

Laveda:

We go sort that one out for house

tosyne2much:
So you sef find babes come here?

vizkiz:


I am not into stuffs like this bro. Though I dey eye tosyne2much girlfriend sha

halfricanadian:


Very foolish an everlasting bastarf for that

daveP:
THERE'S ONE GUY, ABI BOY ON THIS THREAD THAT'S TALKING TRASH MEANT TO BE IN GARBAGECITY. NOT TONIGHT. SPECTACLE OF INSANITY!!! CHAI.

Diddyydiva:
Lemme just leave before I say something worst.


I'm not evil tho






Bye

vizkiz:


This is some shiit you just typed?
Like seriously? Everybody was giving him a thumb up for a job well done even when we decided to ignore his grammatical errors and all you could do to reply his awesomely typed note was this shiit?

IMAGINE THE FUGLY BIITCH FEELING LIKE A DUCHESS

I think I know the kindda person you are. unsatisfied dumb fucker!!!!

vizkiz:


you mean his note or the lady's reply?

Adasun:
i live to fight another day

i believe i wil come best next time,and da honour would go to her.trust me

marieolae:
You just disappeared

olajorn:
Be like say nairaland gals just hear d phrase "oh my"...they are just oh mying..smh

halfricanadian:

Get d fuvk out!

LORDSAMURAI:
well u wrote bastarf, so u know wat ure doing.

JeffreyJamez:


Oh I'm not stalking...... I'm watching over somebody's property... being the demi-god that I am!