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VillageGOAT:
ha... Is amala shonola a five star hotel? Anyhow sha, we go manage am, amala and ewedu go make sense and we also need pepper soup, fried rice and chicken since goat meat no dey available, and fraiser go be the USHER, E go use that position find other fine girls for the event, candicejay go dey operate the speakers and t.v to be showing the events live, since she too like t.v, sunnepa go arrange the chairs and tables and na me go be the guest speaker, i don dey arrange my speech already, while ray4000 go be the d.j... Na me and my queen lyndalyn55 go sit down for the high table.... I will send 45 million naira for your birthday party, just ON your bluetooth and receive the money...

See villageGoat self won go borrow 45million just like Teebillz way be say na tiwa go payback hpoe say no ur lyndalyn55 go pay d money back

Meeddah:
Hello m new

You m Welcome to the village

Abeg don't call her tiwa again she is now temi because am about going for her once she need husband

Fraiser:
lol... Una no dey try o, so una won turn me to official lady dragger, im fact I won go vex register for seminary now make I go do father... Hw ur day dey go na... Hope u don chop already

Na him be say father fraiser fancy female fa

VillageGOAT:
lolz, you want make fraiser faint? The know say honeybash na the love of him life, abeg pity am oo, make fraiser no begin cry for instagram like teebillz

Bro I don laugh die infact my teeth don finish for my mouth

hardiodun:
Una good morning for this obodo ooo. To all who have been keeping this city bubbling, I say kudos, it's been fun reading all the goings on alone, even dou I ain't active like that. Pray May 13th and beyond meet us all in good health. Amen.
Btw, been a yle I saw Kbs468 on here. I hope all is well brother.

hardiodun I sight u...amen

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it - CHINESE PROVERBS.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
my father said that a sheep that makes a friend with a dog will surely produce a waste product - GANI ADAMS
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - MARTIN LUTHER KING jnr(1931)

2) if something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful - PETE EDOCHIE
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SHORT JOKES:

1) JOHNNY- 2,3,4,6,7,8,9
TEACHER- Where is 5?
JOHNNY- Yesterday, i heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

2) INIOBONG- Am pregnant johnny, what would you love it to be?
JOHNNY- I want it to be a joke

3) FRAISER- tell me your relationship status?
HONEYBASH- with God or with man?
FRAISER- no, with your ancestors?
HONEYBASH- From my mother or father side?
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Chai, villageGoat I dey feel u o. You kno d one way funny me pass hahaha na hin be ( FRAISER- tell me your relationship status?
HONEYBASH- with God or with man?
FRAISER- no, with your ancestors?
HONEYBASH- From my mother or father side?
Fraiser-no my mother side?
Honeybash- kk, I like ray too much
Fraiser- u mean it?
Honeybash- yes infact na in place I sleep yesterday
Fraiser- ha..blood finish(hbp)

Fraiser:
A very gudmorni to all d ogbonge villagers of dis village, especially all d beautiful baes wey dey act as software to keep our hardware workin properly, me know dey go any where o, we gada dey here, we gada get dis village, I just won giv pple wey dey plan to possess my possessions false hope ni... Guys go b like thank God o I go take over his baes... For where? E no possible unless I go collect new baes join d ones I don get already... I still nd will always remain loyal to gc nd gc annex as well as her citizens, togeda we shall rock dis village till 21st of may nd beyond. Shout out to all d citizens, oya lets keep d fun rolling as e dey hot...

Thank God make I go eat now because hv be missing u already. Be thinking that no one to dey drag lady with. Morin bro

okitaiji:
my fraiser why takin such decision, dnt u kno dat i ws shoutin ur name sinc? no vex com make we d jolificate

Abeg no mind fraiser na because say honeybash talk say she won't be around for a week na him ma dey go offside

Jamesdman:
Hi guys.

Good morning beautiful people of this noble satellite town.

Shout out to..

lyndalyn55
marvluv
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
hardiodun
barongmj
candicejay
ray4000
ruky8
dadizgirl and all other incredibly gorgeous ladies of the house. How's the movie viewing fiesta shaping up?

To ma niggas..

phykel
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
Aieboocaar
IghravweIG

I hope you guys are good this morning. Good job and good luck with your dating games.

I finally got a lil job that's gonna keep me busy until next week. Feels good to have something else, besides, movies to keep my mind busy.

Might not be really active on here, but will always keep looking up this beautiful town.

Take care and cheers y'all!!!!!!

Thanks bro, wish u well

okitaiji:
comot here... u no kno say me, giftiebrown nd ray dey share ur bae for back?

Why u tell am now...

okitaiji:
if i am not in d position to do that who else... Ray4000 ur suogal is d most gorgeous bae after my abishaddy nd barongmj

You self *after* o ga , na because of u sha I no go talk. My girl fine o no be small. Morin

eaglevision:
Good morning to yall happening bobos and jollyficating ladies of this villa,hope we all had a splendid nyt rest?
yall have a wow weekend.

ray4000 i dae look u with one eye fa,i still dae free una
sunnepa17 how ur nyt jare,leave that guy wey no wan respect elders in dis villa
okitaiji i dae feel ur loyalty jare,bless u my man.

gonna b another for urs sincerely,got some owambe to attend,catch yall later.
#Shalom.
cc- all

Bro you beta look me ur two eye because one no fee see me well oo. Morin

suogal:
I perceive Jealousy. don't forget beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

Can u see your life, my girl fine pass any girl way dey dis village

suogal:
I perceive Jealousy. don't forget beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

Can u see your life, my girl fine pass any girl way dey dis village

Sunnepa17:
He is nt in d position 2 do dat.
Shey ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ grab?

He dey pain u abeg leave me an my angel

suogal:
lol see as I dey blush here. I feel so shy

My Angel you don't have to be shy, just mention anybody u feel like sending recharge card or anytin u feel call sunnepa, Eaglevision, fraiser even villageGoat but no call my friend oo okitaiji. You see dem don dey open window to see my angel

Sunnepa17:
Eh mr ray4000, wu assign ɖɨs wrk 2u wen Eaglevision neva retire....

CC.Eaglevision

Dunt say dat again my wife loveablechi is d most beautiful, damsel, gorgeous, pearl in ɖɨs village.

My good friend okitaiji

daudae1:
Latest!!!!NYSC 2016 batch A Stream 2 wich i also belong to will Print their callup letter on the 13th of May from 2pm and camp will also hold as scheduled...iam gona resign with UBA bank next weekend...hmmmm

Gbam, make I start to dey wash my bag. Thanks bro I beleave u die

Sunnepa17:
Evening dear...my wife loveablechi make my day extraordinay splendid even duo dere's little disturbance 4rm okitaiji, giftiebrown nd ray4000 buh ♍ƺ nd my wife overcome it.

Abeg commot me, who dey disturb u way suogal dey dere. But come o I still like loveablechi

Sunnepa17:
Evening dear...my wife loveablechi make my day extraordinay splendid even duo dere's little disturbance 4rm okitaiji, giftiebrown nd ray4000 buh ♍ƺ nd my wife overcome it.

Abeg commot me, whbo dey disturb u way suogal dey dere. But come o I still like loveablechi

suogal:
good evening PCM batch A stream 2, I have a small issue. Seeing most of my friends and course mates in Khaki, I can't help but feel a twinge of jealousy.

Angel you don't have to be jealous, bring ur hand lemme take you around. See enh our village people, sabi look die you go see they go beging open window to dey look us as we dey go none of dem see fine girl before

abishaddy:
Gud evening lovely people, hw was our day?hp we all had a wonderful day.

My dear no worry I enjoy to day die...hope u are good also

okitaiji:
hahaha don worry everytin na for ur own gud... Iaramite com nd report ursef

Okitaiji you no why I like, you dey loyal die ur mata no be like sunneper and others way be say na wetin I like dem self dey like

Sunnepa17:
Leave ɦɨʍ make he kotinu 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ spend, ah beg borrow ɦɨʍ money wen ɦɨʍ money don finish.

#Maga admirer

You remember say na my money u dey fair

okitaiji:
abeg try nd com inside regulerly because ray4000 wnt to talk to u, *whisper anytin wer hin tell u com nd let me kno b4 u say "i do" u hear?*

Your eye dey up abi. You na my man, whisper* biko if she tell u anything way I tell her help me add fuel so that she go like me more.

laramite:
yes ooo ur village make sense. How u dey

I dey fine o. Hope say u no they feel lonely

laramite I site u how far hope u like our village

[quote author=loveablechi post=45158451][/quote]Abeg you no need generator
Okitaiji abeg shaperly bring another phone for her inside. Anytime ur ba3 low u no need to charge am tro am away take another one I no want u for wahala

Sunnepa17:
(•͡.̮ •͡ ) dem womanology

Your mata no be here o

okitaiji:
pesin wer d shy to giv a shoutout his crush... since u no want let me do d needful... hi loveablechi nice meetin u, u ar d one my heart is yearnin for since nd now dat u are here because u are tired of been bored let me take u to my hood nd giv u a special treat dat wil mak u follo me to camp nd stay with me forever *grab ur hands* lets go to my hood and hav a chill in my serenity

Chai, youself don join

Sunnepa17:
My ℓ♥√ﻉ dunt tell yuu av exhausted all d disel in d generator...just gimme 5minute 2 call my boyz 2 full d gen.

On worry urself I don send one tanker of fuel to her ese olojukokoro