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laiperi:
Isolation Without Girl-friend, Alcohol, Cigar, Coffee Or Tea Deadly



[b]The worst situation one can find himself is to die in isolation from your family that cannot bury you if you were infected with covid-19. It is far better to die on top of the lady you love with heart attack than to be discovered dead in isolation by your family. The choice is yours and nobody to blame. Tell Baba God how you came.



Mar 31, 2020 | Farouk Martins Aresa
TheNigerianVoice.com

The bolded simply means you die like a chicken and the italics means as a man you die for something

Nigeria my Country





Sometimes I wonder the kind of life I should live in this country
Now tell me can someone else buoyantly stand up against injustice again if your job is the only source.

Naija my Country

You claim to be an atheist that you can't serve God you didn't see, that's a good reason though, But you can hide from a virus you did not see or even sure its real.

Keep deceiving yourself, even Satan himself knows that God is real and He is over all.

Okay we're waiting

sharpsharp:
Confirm you received your recharge card

Yeah
Thanks alot

sharpsharp:
If you guys can drop phone numbers I might credit someone later tonight

Thanks boss
You really amaze me
God bless you

wilemer:
well apparently it helps the body to fight the virus according to the American FDA

If Govt distribute any drug it simply means they are recommending self medication which is totally wrong. Even though your claim is right it wouldn't be distributed it can be administered.

Anything is possible in Nigeria

wilemer:
we need to know more the person.....any prior conditions?

and when will FG start distributing chloroquine?

Distributing chloroquine for what..........?

Who knows, I may be lucky for the first time on NL this time around

sharpsharp:
If you guys can drop phone numbers I might credit someone later tonight

shilenji:
Lol

I don't even know if this is the write section to post this or I should have posted it in the jokes section cause I can't stop laughing. I was marking the test my students wrote before school activities was cancelled in Nigeria and I came across the scripts of a boy in ss2 class, since then I can't seen to stop laughing (me being their physics teacher) so I decided to share it on this platform so y'all can join me in laughing.

Well done you've done a great job.
At the bolded is the reason why you can't stop laughing right? If no it means even you, being their physics teacher something is wrong with your post.

You are there to teach, correct and change their life not to hold on to a mistake of any of them and be laughing talk more or less inviting us to join you in laughing.

When I was serving I saw a lot, even more than this but I kept correcting them not even in public.
After service I got a teaching job and one of my student in SS3 corrected me in a class I was forming boss, I even argued with him but when I checked after the class.......my head was down.

Stop mocking your students, no man is an island of knowledge.

Naija which way forward

internationalman:
Best at singing nusery school poem

Hope you know they ain't talking about Korede Bello or Small Dr

Aren't you following

correctguy0900:
Safe trip bro

My eyes have seen enough.

I slept all my sleep during the day
now I'm looking for sleep .
Did anyone help me found it.

Oh Lord I'm tired of reading trash



Op is she an hermaphrodite

You're really strong to dab into such person
As of me I'm scared of meeting such.
When I met my babe earlier she refuse having s*x she wouldn't even let me see her unclothedness even when she spent over two weeks in my house, as a gentle guy I play along because she claim the normal thing they do claim. But deep inside me I was scared if she is an hermaphrodite because the way she do behave when she is naked or half naked amuse me a lot.



Op you, yourself are you an hermaphrodite, a male or a female .
You story claim you're a male, your profile claim you're a female

Freelane33:
Sweet things kill so I don’t care

Hmm I like your stake: is better to die in the sweet thing than to die like a fowl.

Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady

This is serious o

I wouldn't doubt you


I believe you have overcome

Freelane33:
The one without name

Hope you wouldn't die in the middle

Its not funny over here in Kaduna



Oh Lord this should stop soon please.

But wait o, OP how do you take the pix, I think is total lockdown or are you part of the force officials

Nigerians are watching

Kenturkey048:
Nigerians are foolish ....Bring Buhari to them 2023,,.with the level of tribal hate they have for other regions,they don't care...they go still vote am In ....

You're very correct, I have been saying this and it will happen if M. Buhari can still contest for President in 2023 he will win again. Because most Nigerian don't remember the things of yesterday and think of how tomorrow will be, they key in to present.

If Y. Bello can still retain his seat, M Buhari is not an issue

This is absolute madness
If you're going to stop work
Then what should we now say about the health workers, the pharmaceutical stores, the medical stores, the hospitals that are at the fore front.


Truly Nigeria needs Natural Reset.

Cassava is a wonderful crop






Thanks to it
It has been saving life since Adam keeping bodies and souls together

The cleansing should start from up