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Health / Re: Woman Collapses On Banex Abuja Bridge, Vomits Blood (Photos) by RaymondFantasy(m): 6:31pm On Jun 05, 2020
Nawa oooh for inside Hilux not even Ambulance
Phones / Re: Infinix Note 7(N89,500) Vs Infinix S5 Pro(N96,000),which Should You Buy?(photos) by RaymondFantasy(m): 5:08pm On Jun 05, 2020
What happened to the comment? Some are been deleted

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Science/Technology / Re: The Strange Snake We Killed This Morning by RaymondFantasy(m): 5:37pm On Jun 04, 2020
Rahmanjargo:

Ur account number please i don't have enough at the moment I'll send you 1k so you can get something to eat
sir can I please send mine wink
Family / Re: Did You Know ? The World Dirtiest Man, Kindly Read by RaymondFantasy(m): 5:20pm On Jun 04, 2020
Galactico4ever:
I wonder if his nostrils still work?? And he is even looking for love too grin grin grin
I just tire oooh
Family / Did You Know ? The World Dirtiest Man, Kindly Read by RaymondFantasy(m): 6:12pm On Jun 03, 2020
86-year-old Iranian, Amou Haji is the world’s dirtiest man who has not taken his bath in 66 years since he was 20.

Haji lives the most primitive life, as his favourite food is rotten meat of dead animals especially porcupines.

Although he smokes 5 cigarettes at a time, his most valuable possession is a three-inch steel pipe which he uses to smoke animal dung with.

Haji hasn’t showered since 1954 and thinks that he would become ill after taking a bath. However, he cuts his hair by burning it off with fire.

Interestingly, Haji is single and looking for love.

Crime / Re: Is Nigeria Really A Cursed Country? Please Read My Write Up by RaymondFantasy(m): 11:34am On Jun 03, 2020
budaatum:


Show me where "women and youth" are using force to "campaigning for rape case".
it all over social media naaaa, it trending online take a case study of UWA omozuwa and Tina #justice4uwa #justice4Tina even Top Celebrity reacted to it, even the president (Buhari) reacted to it.
Crime / Re: Is Nigeria Really A Cursed Country? Please Read My Write Up by RaymondFantasy(m): 10:59am On Jun 03, 2020
budaatum:
Show me where Nigerians are using force to "campaigning for rape case"?

And by the way there is no Nigeria, per se. Just, Nigerians.
comprehend the write up I said women and youth
Crime / Is Nigeria Really A Cursed Country? Please Read My Write Up by RaymondFantasy(m): 10:43am On Jun 03, 2020
I have said it times without number that Nigeria behaves like a cursed country.

The force at which women and youths are campaigning for rape case now on social media and other outlets,

If we use that same force to fight, poor power supply, corruption, joblessness, unemployment, poor health care, rotten leaders, police brutality, rape etc, Nigeria will be a better place.

Just watch out, after 5 days, this rape noise will subside and we are back to level o again.

Is that not a curse?
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Romance / Re: How To Send A First Message To Her On Facebook by RaymondFantasy(m): 9:34pm On May 31, 2020
I nor sure say this one they work for naija babe
Crime / Re: My Weed Experience by RaymondFantasy(m): 9:14pm On May 31, 2020
Lol e pain me say your story end ooooh . Na Great lesson to learn
Crime / Re: Telegram Crypto Trading Scam by RaymondFantasy(m): 3:44pm On May 29, 2020
So you nor know say Telegram na the headquarters of scammers grin grin grin it sad you fell for it bro
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by RaymondFantasy(m): 6:09pm On May 28, 2020
daddytime:
Lol...

So many tori...

Childhood memories sha, very nostalgic...

Back then, my childhood friend Chijioke and I will often sneak down to the river in my hood. ( Mgbuosimini river in Agip village) for those who are familiar with P.H.

On school days we'd sometimes go for a bath in the morning and usually make it back home to get prepped for our afternoon session school then (Community Primary School, Rumueme).

On this particular day, Chijioke and I had lost touch with our timing obviously gotten carried away with our swimming and fishing expedition, school time had passed, and the entire Mgbuosimini were out in search of us.

Someone had made a suggestion for the search party to check out the waterside because there was hardly any week a drowning incident wasn't reported at the river.

We were already out from the water and hurriedly dressing up to set out and make it to school on time (so we thought). However, looking up, we were faced with a crowd headed by my dad and Chijioke's dad ( Mr. Maduka a.k.a Papa Chijioke). Na so we weak like dodo. We were urged not to bother dressing up.

Pertinent to chip in that my mum had given birth a week prior, and this very day was the seventh day when the baby will be named.

Having ordered us not to bother covering our birthday suits, that was how Chijioke and I were made to make the long walk of shame from the water/riverside all the way back to our compound while Papa Chijioke turned our ordeal into one where he'd show his singing skills by ordering the other kids who had gathered around to sing along as they chanted " flog them like a nama, flog them like a thief, they are not Rivers men, flog them like a nama". Mind you, as the chants were going on, my dad and Mr. Maduka took turns in flogging anyone of us that was closer to them, no discrimination, and no one minded his child. Na proper community beating.

The humiliation had continued like that until we arrived in our compound.

Our usually bubbly "face me I face you" compound was eerily and unusually calm that I had started wondering if Chijioke's and my truancy could have been responsible for this.

The beating had stopped when we got home while Chijioke and I took our positions in different corners close to our respective entrances, of course, still in the nudity. I was hesitant to go into the house because I knew a second round of beating with a belt while I did the infamous pick pin was awaiting me.

While perched on the corner and thinking how "if only I hadn't listened to Chijioke to go to the river, I wouldn't be in this mess", my kid brother (Vic) had run up to me stuttering " Tita, Tita, baby die". I had asked him, "you say wetin"? Thinking it was one of those his usual blabbing's seeing how he was still learning to speak, and yet, he had repeated those same words " baby die". Only then did it all make sense to me. The anger with which Daddy allowed the whip fly and drop on my lean Lil frame plus the unusual quietness of my compound. Oh boy, na so I burst cry oh part 2. This time I was crying for what awaited me in that room.

When I couldn't hold it any longer standing outside with the mosquitoes, I had gone in to brace the last fight.

True to my initial thoughts, if una see beating wey I receive that night ehn....at a point, I almost believed I had a hand in my baby sister's death.

Husband and wife combine forces pour their anger on me sotey I come dey ask my sef weda na dem really born me.

Life....

How many man wan remember?

If I nack una tory of my experiences as a hawker ehn?
Bros share
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by RaymondFantasy(m): 5:50pm On May 28, 2020
ugolinze123:
At 16 came back from school one afternoon..there's this vcd plate a friend gave me in school to help him keep, thought twas a normal film..o boy na so I see big yansh on top big prick...nepa come take light, I couldn't go out. Was restless, the useless Nepa come bring light when mum send me message. Immediately I heard up nepa. I knew am done for...na my mama come dey find me because I couldn't go back home...my eyes see when that midnight...
Lies
Family / Re: My Parent Started Broadcasting Me To People That I Dont Interact With Them. by RaymondFantasy(m): 5:27pm On May 28, 2020
NiklauseFred:
Same here dear.
My own worst
create a thread for it naaa please, other people in such Dilemma may learn

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Family / Re: How I Became A Demon And My Parents Didn’t Know, Scary Story by RaymondFantasy(m): 4:57pm On May 28, 2020
Continue the story from here bro or forget nobody will click that link

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Crime / Re: Scammers Now Use Date Of Birth As Their New Format Of Lies by RaymondFantasy(m): 6:34pm On May 15, 2020
Thanks for sharing anybody can be a victim

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Romance / Re: Those Who Look Younger Than Their Age How Do You Cope by RaymondFantasy(m): 11:16pm On May 14, 2020
I'm also on this Table
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Question Off The Day by RaymondFantasy(m): 10:28pm On May 14, 2020
Can You Marry From A Village Its Tradition Says "Cheat And Die? grin grin
Family / Re: "I Don't Buy Cigarette For People,did I Go Against My Principle? Must Read by RaymondFantasy(m): 8:38am On May 12, 2020
jeff1607:
stopped reading when I saw God of War on Xbox
so God of war nor dey Xbox ni?
Family / Re: Question Of The Day *HOT* by RaymondFantasy(m): 8:44pm On May 11, 2020
youngest85:
He's a commando
Lol grin grin grin
Family / Question Of The Day *HOT* by RaymondFantasy(m): 8:42pm On May 11, 2020
What do you call a married man, who claims that his wife is dead �
just because he wants to cheat with another woman?
Family / Re: Family Section- Do You Agree Or Disagree- If You Are Viewing This Thread Open It by RaymondFantasy(m): 8:39pm On May 11, 2020
bukatyne:


Depends on the situation and relationship.

Some are nourished by distance, some others are nourished by closeness.

1. Absence makes the heart grow fonder
2. Out of sight is out of mind.
okay your opinion
Family / Family Section- Do You Agree Or Disagree- If You Are Viewing This Thread Open It by RaymondFantasy(m): 8:09pm On May 11, 2020
Don't make yourself too available, use absence to increase your respect
Because scarcity gives value to a product.
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Do you Agree or Disagree.?
Family / Re: My Funny Experience Today Between A Guy And A Girl by RaymondFantasy(m): 1:00pm On May 07, 2020
jesmond3945:
their starring at you is a sign of guilt.
Exactly
Family / Re: "I Don't Buy Cigarette For People,did I Go Against My Principle? Must Read by RaymondFantasy(m): 11:44am On May 07, 2020
uzedo1:
No
okay would love to hear more opinions
Family / "I Don't Buy Cigarette For People,did I Go Against My Principle? Must Read by RaymondFantasy(m): 11:41am On May 07, 2020
"I don't buy cigarette for people, I'm sorry Sir I can't help you" I said.

Earlier today I was in my aunt's shop when it started to rain. I had an umbrella with me and was trying to put away some things from the rain when a man ran into the shop. Judging from his features and physique, he should be in his late sixties.
I greeted him and asked him to move inside the shop and he did. He sat for a while and engaged me in a chat. He asked why young Guys loved playing Xbox cos I was playing Xbox Game (God of war). I gave him a smile and was about to go get something from a shop across when he called me back an asked me to get him cigarette. I was confused and couldn't find the right words to tell him that I don't buy cigarettes for People irrespective of who you are. I stood for a while and gave him that reply above. I expected him to get angry like others do but he just smiled. I went across, bought what I wanted and went back.
It stopped raining and he left.
A guy who has been sitting in the shop all these while, turned to me and said " you should have just bought the cigarette for him. Seeing you turn him down without any feeling of remorse changed my thoughts about you"
" WTH!!! Did youjust say remorse? Why should I feel remorseful?? I don't buy cigarettes for People, is that too hard to understand? Besides I apologised to him and he understood. And you said it changed your thoughts about me, ( I laughed) it's alright."
He stood up and left and I wondered how his thoughts about me affected me.

Please oo, I want to ask, what's so wrong in deciding not to go against my principles?
Family / Re: My Funny Experience Today Between A Guy And A Girl by RaymondFantasy(m): 11:00pm On May 06, 2020
southniyikaye:
As I am coming down from the vehicle, I will just whisper to them
I KNOW YOU JUST TOOK POSTINOL AND I DON MARK UNA FACE
lol
Family / Re: My Funny Experience Today Between A Guy And A Girl by RaymondFantasy(m): 11:00pm On May 06, 2020
bestabigaelever:
I need innocent look ASAP
you get strong face Bah??
Family / Re: My Funny Experience Today Between A Guy And A Girl by RaymondFantasy(m): 10:17pm On May 06, 2020
Cuddlebugie:
You created a thread to tell us how an adult used a pill inside a taxi? Your aproko no get part two. cheesy cheesy
Lol grin grin
Family / Re: My Funny Experience Today Between A Guy And A Girl by RaymondFantasy(m): 9:56pm On May 06, 2020
CXLVII:
You should have alerted the police.

Thats drug abuse
hmmmm I gat mind my business before I collect Gbas Gbos

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Family / My Funny Experience Today Between A Guy And A Girl by RaymondFantasy(m): 9:48pm On May 06, 2020
This evening, i went to town. I had to deliver something at a busy district. The taxi picked me along side two passengers at the back seat; a young man of about 25/26 and a fine babe of about 24/25.
While i sat there and minded my own business, this was their Convo.. Or most of it as i can remember.
Guy: hdhdhhdhdhdhd
Girl: gshshshshsh
Guy: gshshshshshs
Girl: sgsjsisososos
Laughter, cuddling, more laughter. I shift so the guy's hand will not touch me. She sat between us.
Me: ( still minding my damn business and keeping my innocent face)
.
Guy: it has not reached 4 hours na, u can take it when u reach.
Girl: yes but i can take it here at once.
Guy: inside this taxi? This guy is here, he will see
Girl: ( almost whispering..) this wan? He looks like a mechanic apprentice. How will he know what the drug is meant for?
Both of them stares at me. Me i kept my face straight, Innocent face grin
Girl: oya remove the drugs and remove it for me
Guy: (Removes Postinor 2, and takes out two from the pack)
Both of them stares at me, i mind my damn business and keep an innocent face.
He gives two tablets to her, she throws them into her mouth. Drinks eva bottled water...
Without warning, he throws the pack outside. They both laugh.
The taxi reaches my bus stop, i step down. They both stare at me but i keep my innocent face and leave. grin grin grin
Mbok, if you are the babe abi the guy wey enter taxi en-route stadium for calabar today, i know postinor 2, Post pill, levofem and a whole lot of other drugs that can cure Acute Head aches grin grin
Looks can be deceiving!!!

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