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Has anyone been able to print their exam pass yet?

All I'm seeing is view test result there oh.....

ultrazone:
Please when is Ntel 4G LTE service coming to Ibadan?

Never!

Howbowdah?

Obynocyse:
Hi Kalan, what's the lecture schedule for part time?

Evening classes, weekdays I think.

ivolt:
I am neither poor nor ill-educated, you will need to
take your "miracle" message to the slums where it
will be greatly appreciated and you will be revered
like a god.

Dunno about poor or not, but the fact u are on Nairaland at all, and at dis time of d day is a pointer to ur wealth bracket..

Agreed you don't sound ill-educated, only willfully ignorant and servilely myopic to the (poor church) crowd mentality...

kingsleymike:
Some of you are asking for the death certificate. If that's what will make people believe and win the pastors more customers, they will simply locate the biggest hopitals in the area, bribe the doctors and get death certificates as they wish. So that's not the issue. The issue is that these Pastors from A-Z are thieves and should be rounded up and linched just like they do ordinary thieves and Badoo members. Nigerians Una Mumu Don Do. Everybody is defeating you people - the govt, the politicians, the pastors and now Nnamdi Kanu too. What's is wrong with your brains? Africa is finished. Why do they only raise the dead in Africa? Ask yourself. This same pastor was in the US last month, how many dead children did he raise there? Or were there no death cases? Bonke left his home Germany and came to raise the dead in Nigeria. En for try the fake miracle for Germany make e enter prison sharp sharp. They all are aware of the trouble they will create for themselves in develooed countries hence the reason they all troop to Africa because they know the system is broken into pieces and that you people must believe them. The gullibility of the average Nigerian/ African church goer is unprecedented. Tufiakwa for una.

If ur father/brother is a pastor, would you still want them to be lynched? What an ignorant/intolerant individual! The day three ppl gang beat u, u'll understand how precious life is.

Clean up your acts, change your evil ways, believe in God, work hard and pray..then you need not abuse any pastor for not being able to perform miracles cos u'll be able to make ur own miracles!

Gobhanky:
Does any sane mother carry a dead baby to church
Oh ye false prophets
So many don die for naija
He nor revive.
Na for far away.
Otobo fucka
Your father

Matthew 13
53. And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these parables, he departed thence.
54. And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works?
55. Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas?
56. And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?
57. And they were offended in him. But Jesus said unto them, A prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his own house. 58. And he did not many mighty works there because of their unbelief.

So many sick in Samaria/Jerusalem, even Jesus could not heal them....
Who is Apostle Sule in the face of ur unbelief then.

You are so determined pastors are fake? Their prayers will never work for u: plain and simple!
Everyone believes that nowadays, and yet they pray for miracles once they hear NNPC is recruiting...Hypocrites!

ivolt:
"Miracle" only happens among the poor and less educated member of the society
and our god of men have perfected a means of perpetuating such inanity through
make-believes all in a bid to get more offerings.

You obviously need a miracle....

Martin0:
No doubt about the way English is been used about the movie but u see it been corrected in the moves by whoever is going to reply her...

“Funke with her programme has introduced this
kind of English used among young people which is
normally said in a funny way.
“The way and manner the language is used will
even attract your attention and can make you
laugh.
And when u watch deep u withness how it is been corrected when the are replying her..
This help those who makes mistakes in English to stand a chance to be corrected privately when the wacth the movie..

M.Sc. in Jenifa's Diary.....smh

hibee4uall:
Good people of nairaland, pls help a brother to pay his law school fees.No amount is small, you can contact him on 08184941410 for more enquiries and verification . THANKS & GOD BLESS YOU

My brother no dey law school Oga/Mama Ade.... Try again

Hardeysolution:
Twitter and some Nigerians.. ..inatead of dealing with their lives. ...



He tried to say she's doing nonsense and that the series is useless.. ..and someone is saying that reply is too harsh. ...



Birds of same feathers. ....

She's doing nonsense and the series is useless...

Interested in any Oil & Gas/Banking openings pls.....

DouglasHoc:
The advert is not for entry level. The 3 years minimum experience is compulsory. The additional qualifications is also compulsory. Anyone without the qualifications should not bother to apply. While I also encourage all qualified and interested people to apply. If you are selected you will be taking up a management grade at the end of the program. Good luck to you all

Minimum 3 years or maximum 3 years experience?

The post looks like maximum 3 years experience......

ANY FINANCE APPLICANT CALLED FOR THE OANDO SNR MGT INTERVIEW STAGE YET?

HEARD OTHERS HAVE BEEN CALLED

This is not an advertorial... Just simple statements of issues I consider facts.

Because of the volume of the syllabus, it is almost guaranteed that no tuition house will be able to completely and thoroughly cover the syllabus. It's either they rush and cover all the topics and sacrifice student's understanding of crucial concepts or they take the time to cover the most important topics in-depth and leave their students open to the risk of seeing strange questions in the exam halls.

Consequently, your success or otherwise depends largely on YOURSELF!

However, there is just ONE tuition centre I know, where, irrespective of the quality of lecturers or length of lectures, you have the best enabling environment to succeed. The name is Students PYE.

1. A conducive environment where you can read indefinitely
2. A large contingent of brilliant student - lecturers who are always available to explain any difficulties you are having with your studies
3. Available overnight reading facilities (you have to write an application to the mgt if you are a student and seek approval to do this, otherwise...). If request is approved, u pay no extra cost as a student. If you are not a student you'll probably have to pay something minimal, at least nowhere near the huuuuge cost of getting a hostel in Wyse.
4. Secured environment to keep your valuables in case you want to read/sleep overnight.

Disclaimer - you have to be patient with urself and keep reminding yourself that your goal is to get the most study time as possible when Mr. Akeju starts some of his popular filmtricks (like waking up and saying: Everybody GO HOME!). Just write another letter reminding him that he has approved your stay before, and then don't gang up with the ATS students that loiter in the school to abuse him sha.... His methods may be high-handed, but I personally believe they have been extremely effective in separating those vagrants who would just come and start stealing people's phones etc.

Yes they have a dictatorial administrator (Mr. Akeju) who I personally dislike, but I have very high level of respect for his administrative skills in turning the centre into an institutionalized brand.
Yes, they have many young lecturers (ICAN lecturers are overrated anyways), but that should not matter really, what you read is mostly what helps you to pass, not what the lecturer says.

If you are like me, that is where you wanna go.
It helped me, it would most certainly help you!

Once again, ask for Students Pye, located in Fadeyi, close to Yabatech/Waec office!!!

RayOB1 - ACA

ingenuity2014:
Good morning house. Congratulations to those that qualified this diet. I was really hoping and praying that I would be among those that qualified. Please, I want to request for re-marking of my Case Study script or query the score I had (20). Does anyone know the process?

I wrote my last two papers this diet: Case Study (20) and Adv. Taxation (70). I'm not trying to boast or anything, but that CS can't be my result. Even the diet that I didn't read at all nor attended lectures, I never scored that low. Not to talk about this diet that I attended lectures all through, read very well, prayed and believed God that I would qualify, then I'm getting 20 in Case Study.

Please anyone that knows how to query a result, should give me info. I'm ready to take that route. Thanks.

Hello ingenuity,

I believe in transparency as well and support your quest to really investigate the result which you seem to strongly believe is at variance wit ur performance. However, I suggest you consider the below first before taking a decision.

I wrote case - study last diet and had maybe 14% or some ridiculous score like that.
Given that it was the only paper stopping me from clearing all Five, and I actually provided every single answer/step to that reconstruction question they set, I was angry and skeptical. I subsequently engaged some stakeholders and subsequently learned that although I got the answers right, the format in which I wrote it was seriously wrong! Of course we all wrote the report and did the appendices and all that.... but Case - Study is a little more than that really.

Expressing professional skepticism,
Mentioning the issues involved with using the approach used,
Offering the disclaimer,
Suggesting other alternatives to the approach taken etc...

These are all sections of your report that have similar if not more importance than the answer to the question itself. Rumor has it that writing the correct answer alone has maximum of 20 marks, so once your format excludes some of the above, the highest mark you can get is 20. Dunno how true this is, but the possibility is very instructive!

Also, knowing Nigeria and our bureaucracies, I daresay it most likely will be a long - winded and time - wasting exercise gamble (I mean these guys could not even release the original results until almost 3 months later!)

I don't actually know the process of calling for a re-mark (apologies then if these all seem like a waste of your time) and would love a chance to learn about it, if you eventually go through with it... But if not, then the end is nearer now than ever, just look at those sections of your report writing format that you may need to work on and you'll find it annoyingly simple to pass in November!

Cheers.