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dasmyguy:
Trust me, some people are on that whatsapp group to locate and edge out their possible competitors by all means. People meant well but I'm certain that the former is the reason for the group. It's a strategy from the pit of hell.

Okay....

So I went to check out d group after reading ur post, just to confirm what u said...

Sir, u are speaking RUBBISH, ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!

Personally sha, I'm a bit bothered about Jimoh Ibrahim as a person... and he seems to be the main promoter of the WorldWideFortune group.

His corporate governance record is very poor - too many news of him defrauding one bank or the other or diverting funds meant for Air Nigeria to Energy Bank of Ghana

Allegations of unexplained deductions from employees' salary, whimsical suspensions/dismissal among others

Winding up companies overnight and laying off all staff etc.

Almost all his companies are involved in one litigation or the other

He's politically exposed as a former/future gubernatorial aspirant in Ondo State, so he may put businesses at risk for political gain down the line

My mentor who works with an International Financial entity with strong due diligence network advised me to steer clear of anything "Jimoh Ibrahim"

Given that this is a mid-level/mgt role that may involve people quitting currently promising, well-paying jobs to take up their offer (if successful) I'm just bothered about the long-term prospects of working with/for such a man like him....

Okay........
God knows I've tried to be calm till now

But Fam, I'm going to carry placard tomorrow and storm Landmark towers if U don't give us an update on this Forensic recruitment @Dasataj!

dasataj:
If you have not been contacted yet, then relax. You should get a success mail. Regret mails dropped since Dec 12.

Promote empathetic reasoning.

UNILAG is not wood and bricks, it's the individuals that seat behind computers and arrange efficient administration of student issues on paltry salaries. If the writer understands that he's made a mistake writing a sentence of 10 words only, then in future I'd hope he'd be more accomodating of errors from others, especially staff who probably handle huge loads of requests/issues at this period.

I hope u understand now?

BlueRayDick:
So what do you stand to gain in all this now? The guy was expressing his dismay at how a school of repute like UNILAG will put up a pay advice online that doesn't add up(from 62,000.00 to N64,500.00 without any justification for it)

Am sure u understand his point. Why u now think his grammatical error is what you should keep hitting on is what I don't understand.

Actually you did, and I'm right.

"This is true. 20k+10k+5k+1k+2k+5.5k+2.5k+5k+5k+1k+5k=62k. How did Unilag, of all universities, got simple addition wrong?"

"GOT" was wrong there should have been "GET"
Maybe u wanna read up on concord?

Deprofessional:
My tenses wrong? You are wrong bro.

The same way that you of all people got your tenses wrong!

Deprofessional:
This is true. 20k+10k+5k+1k+2k+5.5k+2.5k+5k+5k+1k+5k=62k. How did Unilag, of all universities, got simple addition wrong?

Jesu!

When was this?

dasataj:
I know four people who got regret mails and won't continue in the recruitment process. I have been waiting for my success mail since then ooo.

Guys...
Any luck on this process?
Has anyone heard any feedback from PWC?
For the Forensic vacancy..

I suggest you direct this question to your associates in the school of nutjobs.

This my conversation is the first time I'm talking to a certifiable nutjob

Bollinger:
Did you pause to read this incoherent rubbish you wrote before posting it? I was already having migraine halfway through and I had to stop. One did catch my interest though. Pray tell, why do religious nut jobs pray? Other than for financial success.

No need to prove to u nah...
If you read through the comments again, some people have tried to reduce your ignorance by providing some explanations, if you didn't see that or understand it, even a miracle cannot help your condition.

Adeboye goofed, go and beat him.
Go and get approval from God to have sense first before saying someone's fasting will or will not get approval...

tonytony208:
You are still ranting incoherently like a dead brain. Prove what I wrote wrong via the scriptures or keep your leaky mouth shut. Fasting and prayer should be secret. Adeboye goofed. Die if you want. When you come on social media to announce something that should be secret, then you've received your reward. Your fasting will never get God's approval.

And a puh puh thruuuu doom!

Skia! Ur life dey spoil dey go..

It's not my life oh, just trying to epp the society so that u won't goan mess up ya life finish, and start to born almajiris wey go come turn armed robbers/Boko Haram bois tomorrow.

God knows we have enough of such bastard children in Mushin, Ikorodu, Kano etc. already!!!

Enemyofpeace:
sharaaaaaap. Is it your life?Face your front idiot

1. Most insurance brokers in Nigeria are VERY RELIGIOUS christians/muslims actually, how empty-headed are you? If the so-called christians who you claim don't believe in insurance are actually at the forefront of selling the policies, how can they be ignorant of insurance? I fervently hope u are not older than 12, with this ur current reasoning ability, cos if you are, no level of planning can undo the damage to your brain....not even a miracle!

It is pointless to try and explain to you why christians pray, if you can't even understand something as simple as who the majority stakeholders in insurance business are in Nigeria since I've been trying to educate you...

2. Actually, I added captains of industries in my comment (Bill Gates etc. fall in this category), see you are still struggling to understand that too. Meanwhile, the day you become 0.1% as successful as any Nigerian Governor, then u'll understand just how successful they are.

3. I guess Robert Mueller, Jeff Sessions, James Comey etc. are insane individuals seeing as they have risen to the pinnacle of public service in the US. Same for Trump and the state guvs? And yet, u'll probably live and die never having ever come close to achieving a millionth fraction of what they have done... You are as ignorant as you are unexposed son...

I have engaged with atheists across the world over, and I know them to be a bunch of dangerously enlightened, smart fellows....U on the other hand are just a Chinese version of what a true atheist should be. A China version, which has been pirated by my brothers from Aba again. You are absolutely dumb!

4. Humanity left the dark ages because of industrial/technological revolutions which were unveiled by several civilizations ruled by Christians, Muslims, Polytheists etc. Apparently, u didn't shun the school of lunacy where they were teaching u lunatic stuff early enough. It's still in ur blood/speech.

5. I hope all the people that worked with ur gay ancestor to invent the computer were all gay too, or did he employ some christians/muslims to help him in various capacities.... That can't be possible sha, cos they would have been busy praying....

Just SHUT UP u dis boy..

Bollinger:
I just wake up. Now i get your time. Are you going to do this the right way or are you going to be spewing rubbish just because you want to win an argument? Bros mumu, you and i know your fairy tale god is your insurance. How many of you lot have ever heard the word "insurance" or have it for that matter? Are you trying to tell me that on a sunday, the mass horde driving to your brainwashed churches have insurance in their car, or have medical insurance or home insurance or life insurance? You mofos fall on your knees to pray precisely because you have nothing to fall back on in the event of an emergency. Come on man. Be real with yourself na. So, you are saying being president and governor is your definition of "making it happen". I am not surprised though. That is the pinnacle of success for most of you in Nigeria. Governor . Really? Sane people in sane countries want to be the next Nathan Blecharczyk, Evan Spiegel, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, etc. This is the point. That is why guys flood churches. For financial wealth. Not because of some imaginary paradise. Guy, if not for people who were brave to shun your lunatic teachings, humanity would still be in the dark ages. Guy, the computer you are typing on, it's innovation is from a Gay man. I dare to stop using a computer. You mofos used to burn female doctors calling them witches. Galileo was almost executed for claiming would one day fly. Bros, religion is a tool used by greedy, sexually repressed fraudsters to enrich themselves and keep you in bondage. All because you are lazy and can't think for yourselves, you buy into it hook line and sinker. Guy, this is 2018. I pray you receive the sense of math, probability, statistic, ratios, and common sense this year because these are all what you need to succeed in life. You just need to apply them into your daily routine and your life will be so easy. I doubt it though. You are too far gone that i don't think there can ever be hope for you. Oya, get down on knees and start praying.

At least you have shut up since...Do reflect on ur life as much as ur currently shallow intellect will allow oh..
The good thing is, u can still grow ur reasoning ability

flyca:
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Blablabla

Yeah..

The pain is real, watch me leverage on it to build a team of forward thinking (not necessarily religious) individuals who will take this nation forward...

Either join the train or keep preparing urself to be one of the masses in future! Not to worry, the future we have planned, even the masses will be happy, u'll still be able to afford ur precious Chinese vacations and selfies...

flyca:
I have given you the argument 3 times now but you are still unhappy. Chai! F-R-U-S-T-R-A-T-I-O-N
Ok, you WIN! Happy now?
I doubt because the pain from within, it's real, it's burning, it's been living in you for a long time. Sorry o

Apparently one of them took your wife, or your mom too...

menwongo:
See this 2018 fool
Your pastor that sleeps around with your wife

Off my mention

My friend will u keep quiet!

If u can't even read the bible and interpret it well, how can u presume to have enough sense to interject into a religious discussion?

Will u go to ur room (if u have one) and start reading a bible now! Silly boy.... opening ur mouth when ur betters are talking!

tonytony208:
You just release oral diarrhea everywhere without any single evidence to disprove what I wrote.

You remind me of adeboye and Co, who couldn't prove via scriptures that a Christian should pay tithe, but resorted to empty, childish, baseless, immature bull crap.

Good! I see u took the time to read and highlight everything I wrote. I imagine you have enough motivation to turn ur life around in those texts..

The blustery response is exactly what I expected... It's still consistent with the mediocre Nigerian habit of never being able to admit u were wrong just to save face.

Seeing u have no response gives me renewed hope however, perhaps u are not entirely beyond saving after all.

flyca:
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Blablabla

Seeing ur one track mind on display here, I accept it's a challenge to grow up as a Nigerian...

So ur pastors tell u not to take out insurance policy on your cars? Or pastors don't take out insurance policies on their assets?
Ur pastors tell u not to go for yearly check ups? Or they don't engage in exercise?
They only rely on the blood of Jesus? Mehn, pls receive this sense now....it's free!
Pastors don't take life assurance policies?
Who are these ignorant pastors that trained u pls? I have come across several pastors and not once have I heard any of them mention any of the absurdities you just wrote here.... I mean, it is entirely your fault that you chose to go and submit urself to these people for religious knowledge, u can't blame anyone for your poor judgement!
Pls check out the MDs of some of the leading insurance firms in Nigeria, see they are pastors and correct ur ignorance by urself...

So we should clap for u for planning for your family? That's ur overriding selling point for being an atheist? It's very consistent with d culture of celebrating mediocrity in Nigeria to praise urself as being exceptionally enlightened (by virtue of being an atheist) for doing something even illiterate farmers do!

Religious people wish for good things to happen, but atheists go out there and make it happen? I don't see any atheist as a governor or president or MD of any industry-leading firm in Nigeria...you know the people I see as atheists?

Frustrated divorcees with flailing media careers based on presenting a parody of "British English" to gullible youths
Sexual perverts who see the conservative religious nature of Nigerians as a deterrent to their self actualization
Privileged children of the old ruling class, who want to divert public angst away from their parents' corrupt practices, so they point the finger at religious leaders
Bitter youths angrily railing at a system that (in their twisted sense of entitlement) has failed them while their mates keep advancing their careers, they continue ranting on social media.

In short, u "atheist" guys are the dredges of humanity in Nigeria....if anything, that should tell u that seeing as even Nigerian atheists are mediocrities in contrast to their counterparts in other countries/developed economies, the problem is not with religion, but being a Nigerian!

Bollinger:
Look at who calling another person a slave. The guy completely dependent on a fairy tale book and that can't think unless another human being tells him what and how to think . For some weird reason, you believe that bad things shouldn't happen. Guy, it is as normal as breathing. There is nothing we can do about it. But, that being said, what you can do is plan for the worst before those bad things do happen. It's called risk mitigation. For example, when you said my village people will deal with me, i had already thought about that and the best way to mitigate that risk is not to go anywhere near a dangerous country. simple. I have a house, a bike and two cars. Guess what i don't do? I don't fall on my knees praying that a tornado doesn't blow my house away or that i don't have an accident. What i do though is buy insurance to make sure that if those bad things do happen, i am covered and anything lost can be replaced. I am covered by my insurance company and you are covered by the blood of your jesus. Let's see who actually delivers. Another thing i don't do is pray for good health. What i do is go for yearly check ups. I also make sure i do exercises every single day. And if for some reason i drop dead, my insurance will take care of my family when i'm gone. You see how the mind of an atheist works? We are realists and very practical. You wish for a better life but we go out there and actually make it happen. I don't cower on my knees praying bad things don't happen. I expect them to happen and then plan accordingly for ways to ensure the impact of those bad things are minimal. Key word here is plan. Which is what bible thumpers don't understand. You should try it sometime.

Growing up in poverty is a bastard condition! It makes one think like a goat...

So as import dependent as Nigeria is, u have to travel all the way to China just to see their innovation?
What about the one million and one innovative products they and other countries ship into Nigeria daily which can easily be replicated locally with some wise investments and slight modifications to suit local consumption? U have to see it first hand before u can replicate?
Why do we think upside down like this?
And u are supposed to be a forward-thinking youth that will spur Nigeria forward to compete globally?

But no, this ur ignorance and foolishness is not a cause of Nigerian retrogression, it's pastors who actually spend millions of Naira monthly (either rightly or wrongly) to actually bring in some of these innovations that are relevant to their operations into Nigeria and train select members of their congregation on how to replicate same. Those are the cause of Nigeria's problems to u because they say their members should fast... The future of a Nigeria that has only young people like you as citizens is bleak indeed... Buhari better continue as president, we deserve the kind of leaders we currently have!

In another perspective, the Chinese who have so graciously innovated a Library (that spurred ur pilgrimage and enlightenment) themselves practice a very crude agenda of nationalistic economic development. A typical Chinese would rather take his money and plough it back into China's economy for his vacation rather than spend it abroad, that's been a factor among others that has underlined their greatness/innovation.... But no, just like our current crop of failed leaders and the failed generation of our fathers, u'd rather carry ur money and go create value/wealth in another man's economy, then come back home to lament about how Nigeria is bad and tell exaggerated stories of how u have been enlightened by ur exposure! That also is not responsible for Nigeria's stagnancy, it's religion and fasting and prayers...

And the fact that taking a vacation in China is another one in ur absurdly growing list of the definition of success is just another pointer to how shallow ur thinking is. First it was taking a selfie in a next - gen Library, now it's taking a vacation in China. What's next? Getting a DM from Bobriski? I'm sure that would fulfil ur life's ambition! Ppl like u after watching a lil bit of DSTV, reading and writing crap on social media and listening to Daddy Freeze suddenly develop an "enlightenment" that is nothing more than urbane slavery. Since USA is not so religious and they are prosperous, religion is suddenly the problem of Nigeria

I have no wish to pray for you, pls continue to wallow in ur foolishness...something will soon give. It's either the generation of old soldiers who have colonized Nigeria for so long continue to do so, and install their children who are quietly being capacitated and installed to lead most of our strategic sectors or China will continue with their recent policy of aggressive economic colonization and take Nigeria over soonest... Either way, if u continue with this ur shallow way of life, u'll soon join the masses!

I'm sure it is also clear from the obvious disdain I have for u and ur feckless, brainless existence, that I have no wish to be like u. If u believe otherwise, keep demonstrating another hallmark of these average Nigerians.

Not sure I told u anywhere I was a christian...
I don't need to be one to see that u have inherited the hallmarks of every true Nigerian of the failed generations ahead of us....leaving real issues and chasing shadows. U'll ignore ur obvious inability to create globally competitive value and instead focus on Pastors/religion...
My anger is only because of one reason?
Why are Nigerians so stupid!

flyca:
The good thing is that I see the innovations with my two na.ked eyes. Not some hearsay. I get to experience and feel it firstlhand! Successful people go on vacations too, you know
Anyway, no need for much talk. I'm happy you opened the link, I know you wish to be me right now, hahhaha. You wanna pray for me, go ahead Frustration and bitterness all over all your NL posts. Christian indeed!

abbeyty:
Your father, you are not even making sense.I wiĺ now put you in ignore bin forever.

It will do u well, to ignore forever that part of ur brain that instigates these ignorant and senseless response to issues too..

Lol....

See why Babangida and co will never leave leadership for youths now? Because sorry excuses for human beings like u are what we currently call youths!

menwongo:
See this 2018 fool
Your pastor that sleeps around with your wife

Off my mention

abbeyty:
Your father, you are not even making sense.I wiĺ now put you in ignore bin forever.

It will do u well, to ignore forever that part of ur brain that instigates these ignorant and senseless response to issues too..

See why u need prayer and fasting now?
Going to take selfies at with the success of another person is ur idea of success/being successful...
Tomorrow u'll come and say it's religion that's causing stupidity in Nigeria....chai!

flyca:
Nigeria currently has a lot of frustrated people. I don't blame you sha, the bad economy is biting here.

Emmmm, this was how my first day of the year 2018 went down! I am successful. And I didn't "pray and fast for 40 days"
https://www.nairaland.com/4266009/china-unveils-floating-museum-hangs/1#63843362

I'm not crazy...
And I'm sure since the pastors that raised u used to chill with Beer, u can't be more than an Omo Ofo truly...

abbeyty:
Are you crazy? you sound like one of those drunk pastors little kids I was talking about, omo ofo

Who has washed your brain "pentecostally"?

Sometimes, the bible says, it's best to answer a fool in swiftly and in his own manner so that he doesn't start to seem wise in his own eyes...

If their Daddy GO is crooked, is the crooked your crooked? Or d daddy your daddy?
U know how much economic value is generated at every RCCG camp meetings, projects, events, outreaches, paraphernalia/accessory store etc. by vendors and transporters, suppliers and numerous other stakeholders?

Productive minds will focus on harnessing that power and generating earnings and wealth...
The typical Nigerian who (has been brought up by failed parents to believe that government was the reason they were never able to give a better quality of life and as a result does not know how to achieve success unless it's handed out to him by some benevolent benefactor)will focus on how Daddy GO is buying private jets, when even progressive muslims are making millions from offering commercial services in RCCG meetings!

Baroba:
Well said, these are the so called born again Christians you find all over social media, fighting and cursing people on behalf of their crooked Daddy GO's..Silly clowns, I blame unemployment for this madness, if you work in a company, no go work; stay in church morning and evening, see how long you will keep that job.. Productive valuable hours hours spent collecting money for daddy's next Air force 1, no wonder hunger is biting hard, next year the same thing all over again with no end result.. Make out time and pray to God people and apply hardwork in all you do, watch good things come your way..This Pentecostal brain washing needs to stop!!..

See as u are blazing the trail of research on Nairaland, just SHUT UP!

flyca:
All of them are useless! Go and work hard. Research, solve problems. Only then will you be successful. Thank you.

Who said u should not work hard when u are fasting and praying?
All the years of hardwork and suffering of ur parents and forebears, how has that made them or you successful?

flyca:
You have not yet encountered the Christ you are fighting for. Read your words again. Is that what your Christ taught you?

Go and starve yourself 40days! And 40nights too. Na your business. If you don't work hard, you will not be successful! Pray, curse, fight, kick, kabash all you want!

Oga stop embarrassing urself and d pastors who did not train u well in the word of God...
Goan read ur bible very well in secret, and God will reward u openly with sense wen u talk in public

tonytony208:
Didn't the Bible say fasting and prayer should be secret? It said if you announce to the world that you are fasting, you've received your reward already.

Who says d message applies to u?

My friend if you fast penren....

Organs:
Who gives anyone right to tell us when and when not to fast? Why Jan 11th start date?

Like your father and his father before him and their fathers...

They must be very stupid sheeples, in fact u must have come from a family of very stupid Sheeples seeing as the wisdom of all ur ancestors combined is nothing compared to Daddy Freeze's instagram rhetoric...

What a shame to ur generation!

shoneye2oluseyi:
I am 100% sure top pastors in rccg don't observe it only the stupid sheeples do