₦airaland Forum

Lordave:
Osho, you know you can't deceive me.


I know you married her cos Ojukwu married Bianca.

You wan deny am?

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kekekekekeke.....laffin in swahili

awon oleeee. . .what other wonderful, brilliant idea have they come up wif now for extorting money like agberos

iranu
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kilanbaka

This senate presidency might be the start of internal collapse in the strong APC democratic structure oooo. . .
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Make dem just agree on the zoning

My opinion. .if you ask me. .

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. .oga lalasticlala, mods here might be a lil' busy and you know dat's just normal. .buh, airmark and mikuz are doin' fine and its pointless looking into this
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Its aint even their fault tho' wif the way peeps here behave anytym they get a deserving ban or blocked posts. .kidz thrive on this section and since it is an open arena. . .all insults and behaviour is a welcumd fin
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Elymax. .believe me, you don't need this so stop pushing it. . .am really surprised that you would go this length, for being mod? Lyk seriously? Nobody gets paid for this ooo
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Abegi sumone shud just put this thread in a trash jaare!
Kinda sucks!!!!

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Oooops!
*looks around* did i step on someones's toes?

Tsw. . .
We need change to start its process. .
. .one more celeb news will make me vomit. .
where are the pictures of those soldiers fighting in maiduguri!? They are the ones i want to celebrate for now

ProfessorPeter:
He is sad because Jonathan has refuse to [s]offer him tips on how to run his government[/s]

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What is this iranu am seein here. .is your hand itching to type this nonsense. .who is teaching who. .
. .chai! Am still shocked over the lose of sensible people in the country!

wif all respect guy. .you are not mad. .you must be mad!!!

Iceskidd:
Pens up fools, yall still lay thrash/
zero with your heads drawn on books, men i still hate faqs/
fuçk with me and end up like 5naira in rayopt's bag/
oops ohh that mean rayopt broke/
niggas got ray blocked tho/
give him a couple bucks, then slit rayopt's throat/

warming up

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Laffingz in italian. . .zo what are u worming up to?
Huh?
And dnt u fink that as a mistake am only remindin u of ur slowpoking ways. .
C where trollin's got you. . .
Tsw!
If i wud script to murk you!? You go wait taya lyk vulcanizers and yet get ur head burst loose!
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Well f*** you. . .the only thing dat blocks ray is opaque
. .on nl. .av got beta grounds to make and correct goons toh sane
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buh wait. .what is 5naira doing in my bag!?
. .we all know such trash doesn't exist even in banks
. .whats 5naira to real cash?. .chai!. .i can't believe sum fool wud own such 4 a moniker. .
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If am broke?. .*laffin in pidgin*. .now, you knw i dnt boast
. .buh you knw thyme is money and even if you niggs spends yours on making beefs. .am makin enuff dough. . .
U bothered wif dumb posts. . .am clustered wif work. .fiverr and all. .lord knows. .
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Buh u still b ma gee sha. . .fanks for d mention. .buh i dnt trip if i get shunned. .see that!?
Am on to bigger things. . .bigger kills. . .am talking real life. .
So icekid do ya thing. .yep. .you need that!

doctokwus:
Don't know what Murray Bruce wants to achieve with his public relations blitz in d social media of late,but I think he's becoming too loud for his own good.

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Dat im brand new senate seat dey intoxicate am.

THUNDER4real:
So you also think Nigeria has 35 states? Na wa ooo..

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Tsw!
Nigeria has 36 states. .are u satisfied!?

Zoning is a pdp invention. . .apc is strugglin hard tu change that mindset.
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Change is constant buh very very slow as a process. .so for now, zoning will remain.

*from a realist point of view*

THUNDER4real:
This is evidence of NO CERTIFICATE....

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certificate is not courage oga. .certificate is not wisdom. . .certificate wont bring good governance(GEJ is an example)
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Its tym we dwell on what is real than abstract things. . .
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By the way, compare this GMB comments to the so-called intellectual GEJ that said 'stealin is not corruption' or 'those pdp defectors wud come back with empty stomach'. .thats GEJ for you. .our zoologists!
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Abegi. .i wud go for whats real o jaare. .2019 wud tell

Keep on with your fault hunting. .na till 2019 ooo . . No forget dat syd

Dj5naira, i hope u've got ya pen skills up!



Cos now i gattu dust ma pen so i can shut u up/
glut diz bum wif rap words so he can run to mum/
call ur pop, sis or bro. .so i can murk you'all/
cos' we've got 'loose ends' here. .nd y'bouta get buckled up/
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am a lyrical magnum . .wif a ready ammo/
clean ur a**hole shii*bag. .ur mind z weak and shallow/
am not a 'bow-ler' buh best believe anytym wen i 'roll' . . .i'l have ur body shatterd. . by my hot revolvin arrows/
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diz dude is behind his shadows. .yes. .he is a lost fool/
a dj worth 5naira. .'chicken change'. .a dumb goose/
just 'say baba' or a real G 'Lock's you/
cos you'r neva bright neva bold. .am gonna get u cuff'd too!/
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from dis place i'd displace D lyk acids reactin base/
cos i flow tight. . .rated fivestar in handing pain/
hand me a 'cane' cos this is more lyk a 'fytin game'/
wen i show him a 'broda of destruction' that get to smacks n slay!/
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unlike the 5naira gay. .i can neva live empty/
d guud nd bad syd of life. .a nigg have witnessed it/
i win. .playin d money game wif indepth skill/
and even if na celtic i dey. .i will sell thick!/
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middlefingerz to d bum. .am always on to d next phase/
i shine in every place. .even ur mirror reflect ray/
wif magical pen plays. .i gave d dj a 'tail-spin'. .make him lose cuuuuunt-role. .so he won't bend at inept gays/
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buh hey. .am made. .lyk ja rule, always on time/
bring dem magas-in nd y'l see D is one of those types/
you said my bar sorta weigh. .its y'ur a low life/
nd now that y'r buried nd out. .tym we meet your ghost f@g/


#JustSpittinBarzTho

dj5naira:
I'd make the guard quit/ with his bored spit/
Plans I subscribe to would have Ray opt out & “drop down” like “bird s.hit!!”/

I bring newer hit that lands/ y'all heard it from Whiz, 2 other cliques and fans/
The only one "raising the stake", with 'no suya stick in hand!'/

The gay better starts his benediction/ cos I be slayin' dweebs since inception/
i pierce gladiators & QUACKS with the same Sword n RAY is a no exception/

Ya girl on the runway is nervous/ plus she doesn't delay to answer this Sergeant/
Expertly wiped the poo in ma a.rse and I was like ...that was “good mama” than “sachet detergents!!”/

Not suprised if his text weigh sorta heavy/ what the neighbour do aint scary/
Aint doing the writes yaself, got players who “assist” than what Suarez & Neymar do to Messi/ but mine way deadly/

Smelly Phil from Italy/ ya odour cause chills and jittery/
Girls refuse to give u head cos aint got a "clean thing" like Bill,Hillary/

I trash and can skinny traitors/ who lacks the rand, money, favour/
U can't afford cheap ribbons for ya miss, whereas anything they buy, 'D pay' like 'ManCity player!'/

Such a liar u silly hen/ no more 'fly', no longer 'on air' like 'DBN!'/
You just blabbin', the only person to unstable 'naira' is CBN/

You bit those lines with anxiousness & precision/ see comments and anonymous opinions/
'Floyd Mayweather' here, we would go '12 rounds' and I'd still win by 'unanimous decision!'/

Whip yu so much u wish a son intervene/ peel ya skin thereafter like one tangerine/
Now u say I no fit spit pun,sweet sixteens?/ U be 'native' fowl, talk about wackness? You find 'none in D genes!!!!'/

Beaten with punches now the scorelines elevated/ listen up Mr. QPR, this season I'm celebrated/
Six nil! I'm the reason you're relegated/

Combat finished, the mortal watch his soul going up like anti-gravity/ Shao Kahn musin' @ the outcome of this reality/
DJ5NAIRA WINS! ANIMALITY!!!!!!!!!/

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Rebuttals coming up shortly.
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Just gotta warm my pen skills a bit!

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So, oga airmark is back, thats guudnews for this dead arena!

airmark:
We all victims of hatred from those wack ones/envy with empty skulls, they wrote jargons/for rap xenophobic, words enough, no handguns/

word!

Aponle oshi. . .
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If dem no place us for 1st 3, where dem for place us na.....
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Even if the entire population die of hunger, smh money go sha dey ni .....
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Kosi we re buh ajo ma je gbo gbo national cake ati ice cream pa po nawni

liberty300:
Fashola should blame it on GEJ as usual

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You've got a misplaced point. .coming from a misplaced brain
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What has this incident got to do wif uncle fash nd the otuoke-bound fellow!?
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Nd what is d 'as usual' in statement for? Is it a now a fashola-habit to blame GEJ?
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You are troubled. .you need help!

dj5naira:
No.

fine i got d point!


i'd be quick here cos i gat no time to waste/
fug yall in dis place. . .u niggs are bound to the base/
for all ur bullshiiing ways. .u derail ffr with your flimsy lames/
even the realest goon always turn out to be real fake/
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igbo made monickers. . .i call attention seekers/
silly bum ni...ggas. . . always getting my middle fingers/
they be talking 'guns' but what happen wen i pull ma trigger/
buh i got no tym for murda as much as i got no tym for bickers/
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lil boiz gathering on ffr with no direction/
writing for attention. .instead of seeking nicer ventures/
textbattling is for leisure. .buh will it suit thy pleasure/
or you b dj5naira who only scratches e......rection/
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see the poor f..ag with a blurred sight/
you can't tell a real line from a bite. .a credit to your troll life/
you have a title on nl. .number 1 busta/
so i got a thousand balloons over ya head. .take ya time to burst that/
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i understand you are only tryna regain relevance/
buh 24-7 trollin job on nl won't get you any chance/
you should save your megabytes for your dawgs. . .penny wise/
and prolly head over to china shops. .for parts to your empty life/
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cos you only 'walking into ma trap'. .and d 'jig is up'/
you will know it is 'over' wen finally ma deed is done/
since you crave for attention finkin bit...ches will come/
i'll give you more than 'honeys' wen i make queen bees evolve/
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tables turn and bridges burn. .so remember not to forget/
so stay off 3rd mainland. .or must you express yourself?/
you've got a big head. .why is it so hard to force out some sense/
your brain has misplaced strength. .you can't tell your right from your left/
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*quit fuggin wit moi!*
cos i attack with depth. .hot puns delivery/
ma punch don't 'miss'. .lyk a spinster doomed to misery/
ma foes lay retired . .pained at ma witty writtens/
after sighting d bars i bring . . .'he ran'. . .and that's 'me do least'/

it's iZZZ
#JustSayingStill

dj5naira:
BUSTED?

5 naira dj, u madt!?

Where is d bite on that line? Or you just wanna prove u are full of shii by showin ur a$$

tsw!

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lwkmd!!!!

Wonders shall nefa end on diz ground!!!!

am awt as i entered o jaare! #NoTime
cc: Iceskidd

Limerick:
Hol Up..... Lets dig out the truth and facts/
I'm bigger than you infact/
Limerick never fell.....he only laid low for Niggas like you to rise/
and I'm your baddest threat/ ya knw what happens if you fight this vet?/
I'ma slam your head against a clock...for you to meet an Untimely death!! / but cut that crap/ why this nigga all over me? Guess he just another fan/ now I'm miffed...storm his family...hit the bullet on his brother's arm/ plunge the head of his poppa dad/ till he hittin the wall and his moma cries/
now thats parental shot....mikuz, ffuck that ban/
its best they get this while the offer lasts/
now the attack on hs home was a shocker......and I made power run in the family like The Thundermans!!/
thats a bad intent/ shots madly sent/ you dissin' the phoenix? You have to pass me first/
buh wait....b4 u pass me, you should first be done passing your neco/ oops, did I raise the temper of this angry olodo?/
aii, he can call me out, I'd gladly accept, yo/
One blade at his throat and hes marching to heaven.....then make the black bbitch miss world, like Agbani Darego!!/
hey, I heard hes gat a wife and a baby..is it true/
Cos I'm evil enough to torment Saw's Kid till he Changes to Sinzu/
Jig I'm ur bondage and your doom/ you dnt have the courage to be good/
Cos you got nothing to offer.....you just a cultist in the school!!/
Poisonous venomous flow, packaged with sandwich/
my 4 4's engaged...I send a nine at the black bbitch/
fàck this, this be some cruely antics.....this nigga so black, he dispise blaq as his captain/
now I'm pissed off...so ffuck "GOD KNOWS BEST"/
Why the hell should he have created you with the wrong components/
plus I'm feeling Ibime had an error with this bar:

"its evident my bars shatter/ this irrelevant bizzare rapper/
this nigga here on earth. . . .so we must inform NASA. . . .to stop searching outter space for evidence of dark matter/"

wait, I dnt seem to figure out what the error was......hol up, I think I just did......he used that bar against the wrong opponent!!/

lol. . .gotta say dat diz here is one wonderful crap!....lol! Cool tho,
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Diz ffr kips producin all sorta ghost. .oga ooo!!! All hypes for bullshhhit!!! Lmfao!!!

This is one big useless collection. .btwn last year and now, patoranking has raked in such outrageous figures. .so music don turn to oil well ehn? Simple maths gaan will rubbish all diz, if girlie o made so much 4 patoranking, what about all the hit songs from olamide collection. . .wat about durosoke, ybnl-young erikina etc

Sylva for the job nawni

3rd 4th 5th and even 100 disqualification shii wud stop #SaiBuhari from winning the election. . , all these ones na #StorysThatTouch the part 2 of #StoryForTheGods

Same old yarns

This fani guy is a 2~faced slowpoke

god of men in-deed not men of God!!!

bokohalal:
Right now, only a foolish person will decamp from APC to PDP.

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GBAM!!!
Oga jona can neva secure that same 95% in edo state lailai!!!!

ELYMAXiimus:
irony

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*winks* dats ma jasi guy!!. . .borow me her fb i.d make i see for mysef na