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Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

Omo x10000 these shits no dey funny ooo. But you are strong sha. Other people fit just give up instanta. By God's grace, it will turn out well. To me, this is one of the encounters that use to make me believe something good is about to happen. But, in all, try they plan ahead better for those kain things next time. These are big opportunities ooo.

Lol. I say all these politicians are united. Tueh

The dangerous part in this tale is that you don't even have a job. Omo.... That one choke ooo

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice

Even me as a real real niggarr ....soon i will stop bombing....and delve into politics...bombing and key boarding is not sustainable
i will join a party with great ideology....am not going to join Apc...never...for me to join Apc....i better align with Pdp....
Like play like play....i go find my way into the legislative arm of government....
then boom...i propose the bill make all religious institutions dey pay tax...any religious institutions that help in government project like building roads then we give them tax incentives ....
then boom again..... i go propose another bill to legalize weed ....

Give all my real niggarz contract

Lol. I like the idea that you want to support a party with great ideology. Do you know the ideology behind PDP or APC?

ijustdey:
Police Invite Nigerian Pastor, Oba Solomon After Prophesying Tinubu Won’t Be Nigerian President



http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/31/police-invite-nigerian-pastor-oba-solomon-after-prophesying-tinubu-won%E2%80%99t-be-nigerian

Lol. See headline. See content. Well, since Nigerians don't read well, these media always win. It is well

MoneyMusthear:
Good day everyone.

This is a quick one; are there any disadvantages of getting a first degree from NOUN? Please, avoid speaking out of prejudice.

I have resolved to acquire some digital skills and intern afterwards in the said field, and this plan may not permit me to go to a conventional university. The only possible option is to run a degree in NOUN and work/intern concurrently.

What is your honest advice?
Mods, kindly move to frontpage. Thank you.

Bro, go for it especially if u are a grounded hustler who just wants a degree to flaunt before his friends for respect.

But if u want a recognizable degree for jobs, it may not be a wise decision oooo. There is so much bias in this country.

Yall should stop seeing this as a prophecy. The man is only making his opinion known. I think he likes politics and he seems to be benefitting from it. So, let him talk. I only wonder why he keeps getting publicity. Who is taking him serious sef? How many people dey hin church? PDP just like to waste money sha

This post is so funny tho. Anyways, it is a personal opinion. But the next president is actually on that list. You don't even need to be a prophet to be assured of that.

This is just an attempt at desperate feminism. I doubt if I even understand the story gaan. Maybe the guy is a virgin anyway. Free food and free nack for my side and u still block me. The guy's game is below low niyen na.

If the guy sabi nack ehnnn, she no go ever think of block am for this life and the next

backbencher:
How did PDP not return the rice to the 2000 naira they met it?

Nigeria has a problem with resource depenendecy which accounts for the increase in prices of eveything...we so don't earn enough forex to keep the value of the naira high.

It is why your PDP cannot return the price of bread to the N20 of some thirty years ago, or the 77kobo that beer used to cost in the late 1970's.

Which is why I scream on this site that you people should support leaders who would make us an industrial nation, exporting industrial goods, like cars, phones even blenders. And also vote for leaders who would raise our tax to gdp ratio....to around 40% ...so that we would have enough cash for welfarist projects, and be a really developed naiton in several years.

And forex that would make the naira so strong, that 5 kobo would get you one dollar.

But you want leaders who would give you cheap things, which is why you vote for PDP and why your opposite numbers vote for APC.You want leaders who would share money for you and keep prices so cheap so that you can go and buy imported stuff, while we have no jobs because our domestic industries have been overrun by imports you want.

Good evening. Economics is not about cheap goodies. or keeping things cheap, or expensive. Economics is about making sure that the economy makes enough money to create jobs, and pay the taxman their share....so that the government can keep the economy focused on creating jobs and profit, and innovation and more profit.

Bro, you are really just wasting ur time trying to explain to people with closed minds. Believe me. Nigerians and their lack of wit are the real real problems in this country. I keep telling people, everything should not be about politics but they don't even understand.

If we argue small issue about governance, they bring in APC and PDP. The truth is, whether APC or PDP win election, price of rice is not going down to 6k. And Nigeria will remain in this position for the next ten years until we have reasonable people with reasonable discussions.

Ibime:
Campaigning.

Wow!! U still dey NL. Lol. Big ups bro

blaise26abj:
The question is where did the Campaign funds come from ? Tinubu’s personal account ? APC account? Donors ? Federal Account ? APC governors state accounts ? Where did the money come from ? Sane countries would have investigated that . Even US elections are stupidly expensive . At a point , both Trumps and Biden’s campaign funds were investigated. The source of the money and how clean it is , is the most important question .

Thanks. This is the only thing that makes sense on this argument. I read a tweet today about a US Senate candidate who spent millions of dollars but lost. So general, elections are expensive thanks to democracy. But, what exactly is the problem with Tinubu's bullion van? Was it stolen money or what?

rickyrex:
just imagine how you take brain asked this question. Ok nah is tinubu house central bank? And why on the eve of election among other day. Kehinde never denied the fact that the money was meant for election. I wonder what else you are asking

So bro, is there a law barring people or politicians from spending money during elections?

Exc2000:




Question 1; is it a crime to withdraw any amount from his personal account and bring it in an amoured vehicle to his personal residence?!

Question 2; has Tinubu contested any political position since 2003 Gebernitorial election, or as he been in office since 2007

Question 3; is there any polling unit in the budillion drive Ikoyi compound of Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Question 4; did the people and supporters begging for money outside his gate tell anyone they were coerced or bribe to vote anybody the next day

Question 5; did anybody, Bank, or Company declare or report their Bullion van or Money missing to the Police



.

But for real, these questions have been in my mind all through these years. What is the law in having bullion vans in your house? I really to know?

mrcrabs:
Wife to be ke , that guy dey chop this babe on a steady lmao, it is so clear from the chat what proof do you need again.

It's either you just waka jejely out of the relationship or you continue with her and be suspicious of her every move and you know that won't be healthy for a newly married couple.

Normal normal that guy dey chop that babe steady..

As innnn. You just spoke my mind but abeg off mic. Norma norma, I don't even hate on babes doing this but common, four months to wedding? Why na Atleast have some dignity. And I am 100% certain the guy is just playing her around. I have a side chick that our convo is almost like this every time. Once in a while I say hi, then I send money, we see and nack and that's all for like another two months.

Kaleidoscopeman:
Dear All,

I wish to mention this:
We once had a quarrel about a few years back and she seemed to be with this guy...(How did I know) ?
I wanted us to travel outside the country so I requested her bank statement which the travel agent told us to bring so this same guy's name appeared severally crediting her weekly.
I punctured this, she only said there was nothing that he was just asking her out bla bla bla...she told me she has ended since we have reconciled.

Same guy has popped up again!

Bro, calm down and study this woman well. Don't let your emotions get the better of you now. Just chill with your evidence and track her slowly.

In my opinion, she don mess up. How will she be taking from a man four months to her wedding without letting you know? There is no real crime yet but this is surely a sign that she is not trustworthy.

Jerryog:
That's good. If they're going to let Eguavon be a permanent coach then he needs to satisfy the demands. Good football, whooping Goal scoring, Strong and tight defending, Winning trophies.

Eguavon has only achieved two, which are Good football and tight defending. As for goal scoring, I'm not impressed. All the strikers selected for this tournament are poor. There's nothing that is more worrying in football than having a blunt striker. They can't score easily, therefore wasting the labours of the defenders, midfielders and wingers. From the last match, even Ekong a defender has to come forward to score.

If I'm a coach, you miss one, two, three good chances as a striker then you're out.

Guy, our main strikers are not around. Keep that in mind.

First time I am reading comments on NL and everyone agrees on one thing. This current Nigerian team is a blessing aswear. Me wey neva watch Nigeria play since how many years now, I watch the last match. Those guys are as hungry and good asf. Things we love to see

APC is paying the price of their propaganda and this may even lead to their fall. But I want any sensible Nigerian to know that whoever becomes the president of this country will eventually remove this demonic subsidy. Subsidy can no longer strive in this economy. Forget it. No matter who comes in, Subsidy removal is certain.

The earlier people understand the concept and origin of this subsidy, the better. The extraordinary Nigerian corruption thrives under subsidy. Unfortunately, both concepts (corruption and subsidy) are now part of our everyday lives. To take it out now is to suffer

The worst part is that the next president is either APC or PDP, Tinubu or Atiku. The same devils we all know. So, choose ur lesser evil but this subsidy will go.

EnEnPeecee:
Liars with their propaganda train. How do they want us to believe this is Nigeria? Pls check this pics. The rail tracks are even covered with granite sand. Who do they think they are deceiving?

It is Milwaukee, USA not Nigeria. They are still in the US checking out the trains.

HornyTave:
Tax that half are lost to Thugs and etcetera?
It was a copy cat Oshomole was doing in Edo when he made Kabaka Ventures to collect government revenue, there was chaos etc.
it's impossible for anybody doing business in lagos not to complain about them, from Bus conductors to store owners, and market traders the people exempted are big business.
Omo these guys don't know what they are saying.

Bro, I know Nigerians don't like to hear the truth. But once in a while it is guud to know. Truly, thugs benefitted from Lagos tax. But without a doubt, the same tax and bond investment was the only thing that kept lagos afloat when Tinubu was Governor against Obasanjo's presidency.

And believe me, we pay nothing in tax in this country compared to western countries. In fact, the government (in their stupidity, anyway) does the most by subsidizing many things. And I keep saying this, even if Jesus or Obama, or whatever similar come and govern this country, we go still suffer for atleast 10yrs before something good happens.

Those of you complaining. By now, you shud understand media. They have to sell something unique to people. And since dem no get unique info, they gatz attach a popular figure to a random couple living their lives jejely.

HornyTave:
Lagos figures has been good since 1914.
Tinubu had very little influence over Lagos Revenue figures.
I was hoping you would mention projects like Lekki deep port projected initiated by Ambode in 2017 which is owned by China Harbour Engineering Company Ltd. and Tolaram Group, the Lagos State Government and the Federal Government of Nigeria through the Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA)
Also you should have mentioned the Metro line which was initiated by Jakande and re initialized by Tinubu with completion date moved many times.
El-Rufai, Zulum and a host of others has commisioners and aids who are not indingene of the state, that aside having non indingenes of a state as commisioners is not related to effectiveness.

Security wise, Lagos is not very safe but devoid of Herdsmen clash because it's a metropolitan city. We saw the havoc ' One million boys ' caused in 2020 to the extent youths in each location set up joint security. security wise, lagos is a city with a touch of Zamfara and Sokoto.

Tinubu is not financially accountable, if He was, He would appear before court for having 2 billion van in His house as a FORMER PUBLIC SERVANT.

' He's a someone who train better successor just like he did to Lagos.( won't be surprised if he install Prof Zulum/Peter Obi as successor) ' - Not every tribe is comfortable with godfstherism, like where I am from, we hate been dictated to like beggars and slave. I'm from Edo State, godfstherism is a minus to us irrespective of the tribe of the person in question. in 2007, we dealt with Anennih when he installed Osunbor, He was from Edo central but we trolled Him in Uromi His place of origin. a more recent occurrence is Oshomole who was godfather in training, we didn't even allow him to complete training.

I would openly campaign for Ambode over Donald Duke for president if He vyed. Ambode's legacy is everywhere, a notable mention the Lekki seaport,

You are right on the security issue and financial accountability, from my perspective anyway.

One thing I think Tinubu lovers keep marketing about him is the kind of people he brings with him. Then, there is the issue of tax and bond which he introduced in lagos. First in the country.

Personally, I want a younger person. I really wish he can step down for someone young.

Tifesingz:
I don’t do this normally but I’ll have to do it today. As early as it is here, sorrow will never depart from your family!

Everything you lay your hands upon shall never be prosperous, as you are supporting this evil Administration and wanting to force tinubu on us, your joy shall be cutoff and every of your family member will die either by boko haram, Nigerian police stray bullet or even accident resulting from the bad road.

I don’t care if mods ban me for this but I have said my heart to you.

Oloriburuku alaye baje!

Finally, God will run the affairs of your family, including your wife and children just like APC and Buhari has been running this country.

I can’t imagine these set of backward people still remain on this planter earth., what do you stand to gain? What?!!

Suffer no dey tire you?!! Oloriburuku Osinwin eniyan.. Ooni sorire, oma sofo tiran tiran nii.

Omo x10000. What did I just read Has it come to this

Be like say Tinubu don buy Nairaland. Everywhere na Tinubu this Tinubu that. All of una no go like rest?

400k is close to $1000. No, it is wrong to say it is just #400k except you are a fraudster. And only a fraudster can give out such money with nothing in return. My question is this: what type of fraudster or dubious person gives such amount away without wanting something?

Not much

dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?

Bro, only buy for her if you like her personality and the money is nothing to you.

Normally sef, I won't advice you to buy it because, no matter how you view it, it is risky.

If she agrees after you get her the phone, then she may never like you for you. At that stage, the relationship will only be about chop and go for her. If you are okay with that, all is well and good. But if you go love up because she said yes after the phone, u are in for breakfast.

If she no later agree for you after the phone, you will look like a simp especially if the money you spent on her is much to you. So, either ways it is not advisable to buy her phone.

But, if you only like her personality and don't mind being friends and the money is nothing. You can go ahead to do your part according to your pocket. Sha don't overdo if you like her that much make person no go fall in love with you for money. The consequence is that she go too bill you afterwards and once you no get money, she pack out.

So, your choice anyway.