₦airaland Forum

Diz is a funny move. . .after releasin 200 hostages. . .lord have mercy!

All diz buzz for only teddybiyasi. . ..is she dat ugly?

Gbam!!!! True yarn sai!!! We all remeber how jona tryd to remuv d subsidy thing even wen crude oil was stil boomin.. .. ..now with fallin oil prices he wants to bribe us with #10/liter till wen he is reelected.. .. ..bull! After him and his ijaw gangs destroy our reserves, can #10 be his best solution!?

Awon mumustikmumu!!!! GMB nawni!!!!

gottoboy:
Sheraton Hotels 9pm tomorrow

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Omo...... .......... ....c wash ooo!, sheraton ke! Wen u nefa eff faa!

teddybiyasi:
what's private about seeing someone & beating him up

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Nufin. . .tho' dats if he aint d one beatin u up. . .na'meen!?
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Dats kinda f***'d up, i u ask me, . lmao

coogar:
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thunder faya your armpit.....

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Chai!!!! Some real bad stink i guess

GIYAZZ:
Chilling with Krone

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D mumu sef kan dey form nigga. . .lyk say hin wan beat d hell-faya outta ya body. . .
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Or u wan hire him 4 bodyguard work!? *laughs hard*

obainojazz:
u no get audacity for laptop...for mixing... works like magic

hey dude. . .how does dat audacity shii works!?...its bin lyin on my system som months now...how can i import raw data? Lyk .amr files. . .all i hear is some helluva effin noise. .
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I jst dump d shii hopin to buy ableton jaare!

nuff noise warriblood!!!!
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listen. . .u b pikin really/
if ffr was rated. . .u will neva pass d age limit/
u way too silly. .ur best cant pass ur roof ceiling/
dats d length of ur strength boy. .u'd beta quit d bulsh***ng/
u a vet!? *laughs hard* no! U b pest!!!/
wait!
why use fertilizers wen my pee can put u to rest/
u behind d worst rappa here. .y'only guud as dead/
ur sense is on for bet. .some'n for u to lose ya head/
YES!. . .blurred boy ur raps is f***'d up/
is it on d silly rhymes nd puns u wan dey form boss!?/
4 words. .be forearmed is forewarned/
i can tear u apart in 4 pieces. . den treat ur 4 corpse/
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hungry blurred boy prancin' about for christmas beef/
*laughs* blind chicken. .
i wish u would . .lyk a gift for christmas tree/
u need some'n tu feed. .y not tryna eat rat shiiiii/
u'r a waste of thyme. .tasteless!. .who else nids dat beef/
c . .d worst wack written in here. .u cannot better/
all u do is b++ch about. .wait!. . wats ur gender?/
u'r gainin nufin here and u'v got to nufin to render/
so surrender. . .at d end of diz cray 10 lines i tender/
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Slowpoke!!!!! Warriblood!!!

WARRIBLOOD:
shut DA ffuck up...read the last line on that verse

Newbies and their cockymouth

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lmao. .gee, d guy no even mention ur nick, buh well, u just admitted it is you that he is referrin to. .i swear u b first class slowpoke. .reversin in growth!!!
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Awt of all the other guys in here, na only u carry this vet tin put for head!!!!!
Tsw!!!! Pathetik

Dklef:
funny how niggaz flow less than they blab

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Hmm. .no homo bro buh i love d way u just typed awt my mind

No. . .this cant be real!

temitemi1:
Is Speaking through ur ANUS the only thing u are good @ because u just showed how senseless u are

and u are talkin wif ur head abii!?
Pathetik!!!!!!! Tho'

stories and more stories. . .u(oritsejafor) and ur jona still have enuf time to resign. . .so instead of throwin bluffs in the air, go and resign!!!!!!

PaulThor:
MY NEW YEAR MESSAGE TO ALL
Now listen..... reading ur books favours dan coming hia to..discuss newbies/
dont tryna fake a fyn guy just to..seek hot beauties/
remember its called hobbies/
dont build ya world in..dese dull groupies/
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Men n women flee as 'I sieze territories' in..middle east/
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Rounding up...
You might hve lost something, but not everything/
this year is where u stick to da best, not just anything/
make ur youthful strength count, dont be an empty tin/

Da main thing is...wack or dope, as long as u made it into dis year, u already won your enemies/



HAPPY NEW YEAR TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FOES..!!!

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No other pass-thor in-deed

Slim101:
All we care about is the Nigerian leader that
would deliver the goods – make this country a
better place for all, irrespective of our diversity.
And, I bet you, this belief is shared by the 75
percent of the Nigerian population that are
under the age of 35, who are being denied
legitimate opportunities just because they were
not born with silver spoons in their mouths.

Similarly, it was totally uncouth for the PDP
National Secretary to call General Buhari an
illiterate jackboot, as he did lately, just because
the man doesn’t hold a Ph.D, as Jonathan does.
Does this man know that 80 percent of the over
67 million unemployed Nigerians (rated by the
National Bureau of Statistics) do not have
university degrees, and that he could incur their
wraths by this reckless statement? And for
those making the mistake of lumping all Muslim
as Boko Haram, let them know that majority of
us are guided by the Holy Qur’an and teachings
of the great Prophet of universal peace and
harmony, who freely told all Muslims, in a
charter of privileges and rights he granted all
Christians at Mount Sinai in 628 C.E., to fight for
Christians.

Just imagine weak political stunts, i wonder why jonathan cant remember that ishan lo pa bruce lee
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And most importantly, i av always maintained that these boko haramites are serial killers that were fed wit false ideologies and weapons. . .i am a christian wit enuf muslim friends in school to remember that islam itsef means peace. . .i also know that jihad only implies conflict of interest not outright killing and kidnappin innocent young girls for gain. .
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No way!! Boko haramites cant be compared with the same islam of my governor BRF. .. .eko o ni baje!!! All this religionic idiosyncrasies shud simply be wipe awt o jaare
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Honestly, this piece is very long. .buh it is the best av read in a very long tym
.....@op, u no get source, so this piece can reach front page

Slim101:
[size=20pt]We all
know it isn’t possible for anyone, however
powerful, to Islamise Nigeria, as falsely being
peddled by some religious leaders.[/size]

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wow!!!! This is the best line i have ever been chanced to see in nairaland!!!
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This has always been ma point. . .how it is possible for a lone group of people to islamise this country!? It seems we, majorly youths, have lost our knowledge of what democracy is.. .. ..
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If it was that easy, why cudnt GEJ and okonjo-iweala enforce their so-called bright idea named SUBSIDY, on us!? How did they fail?
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I will vote buhari for change but i stand as a nigeria to say, . *in bovi's voice* dem nor born am well to islamise we contry lai lai!!!!!!

Slim101:
The same group also wants God “to purge corruption in the
opposition,” conveniently ignoring the corrupt
in government, whose actions are badly
affecting tens of millions of downtrodden
Christians, not just Muslims. But what do these
people take their fellow Christian brethren for,
people who cannot read between the lines and
see this as a cheap, sad way of campaigning for
President Jonathan?

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I am a christian, and i have disliked this PFN of a group since my pastor made his revelation!!!
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Do they think attacking
Islam (though they hardly do so directly) is
going to appeal to Muslims and make them re-
elect the President? Can anyone between
Jonathan and Buhari win the presidency with
only the votes of members of his faith?

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I wish yall a happy nu year.
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Unfortunately for me, this is the first tym i wudnt go to a passover nyt. . .real bad tho.
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May God help us all

A People Democratic Party, PDP, House of Representative aspirant, Aisha Osori, has denounced the PDP to join the All Progressives Congress, APC, after losing on the platform of the PDP. Ms. Osori announced her defection on Tuesday in Abuja while briefing journalists at the APC national secretariat. Ms. Osori emerged loser at the recent AMAC/ Bwari federal constituency primary in the Federal Capital Territory. The incumbent member of the House from the constituency, Zaphania Jissalo, emerged victorious in the primary. Mr. Jissalo got 89 votes out of the 107 cast to defeat Ms. Osori and three others. Ms. Osori, who was presented with the membership card of the APC, told journalists she decided to defect after watching the APC primary because she believed in APC’s vice presidential candidate, Yemi Osibanjo, who was her lecturer at one time. “I decided to denounce membership after watching the APC conduct its presidential primary in a fair and competitive manner and after seeing the combination of Osibanjo and Buhari, both men of integrity,” Ms. Osori said. “Osibanjo used to teach me at the University of Lagos, faculty of law, I believe that is a great combination that would move the country forward and I want to be part of that team,’’ she said. According to her, the APC slogan “Change” is enough reason to support the party as she was sure of winning the on the platform of APC. Ms. Osori noted that more than 70 per cent of Nigerians were youth who wanted the change that “APC represents’’. On what her contribution would be to ensure the success of the APC at the general elections, Ms. Osori, who leads the non- governmental organization, Nigerian Women’s Trust Fund, cited experience. “The years of experience I garnered in the private sector as a lawyer and also as writer, first with Thisday and later with Leadership newspapers, will be of value to APC. Reacting to the defection, the APC National Secretary, Mai-Mala Buni, who presented the membership card to Ms. Osori, expressed delight because his party was waxing stronger by the day. “Such event will be a continuous thing. Our doors are open. Everybody, who is ready to join the party, is welcome anytime, any day,’’ he said.

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/tag/aisha-osori/

Angoni:
As long as all the dead are Muslims fine! Nothing good come out of Muslims . In the new year we should call a spade a spade!

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Here is another one.. .. ..m havin problems imaginin if these commentors are not wrappin shirts on their head. . .rily, lets be honest yall, can we regard this person worthy of thanks to God or worthy of prayer and fastin for quick healin!?
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Oga ooo.. .. ..38mins more o jaare!

tit:
Allah please expose Buhari
and his "school certificate".

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Hmm. . .u have even being fightin common sense all thru.. .. ..+shakes head+
Its a pity there are no spare part brain in the market.. .. ..my heart goes out to ur friends and family dearie. . .u will recover!

Lobatan

PreciousGem:
This year I got 15 likes and 2 Shares in Nairaland I bliv 2015 wld be better and I still have hope that b4 12am today I wld get more likes. Amen!

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I helped u wif a lyk. . .dat shud mean ur 2015 is looking na.. .. ..aint dat ryt?

tit:
your own is easy.
no need to call Allahu for your head.

(I turn to East and bow down 5 times):

[s]may buhari abolish your future
the way he abolish lagos metroline project![/s]

all those yeye stories yall went to cook up just 4 d sake of beefin buhari.. .. ..
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y not say amen to my prayer if u beliv in GEJ so mussh ehn!!!!?

temitemi1:
May God deliver us from buhari madness ooo..

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may the almighty God, in his infinite mercy, run your life in 2015 the same way GEJ run this country
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U have to say amen to this ooo

Neldrizzy:
aren't you going to church?? or na beer palour you wan enter new year

na redemption camp i dey oooo. . .getting ready to hear wat baba has to say for this country cos in truth. . .i fear for diz nation on val's day oooo, sumhow i beliv it is a form of revolution in nigeria!!!!
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#InGodITrust #ItsChangeISeek

Neldrizzy:
But pls, next time don't try it again, i beg you.... #happyNewYr

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Cancelled word noted!. . .
.. .. ..same to u oga!!!!!

Neldrizzy:
Not even in his wildest dream

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I was wonderin If u can listen to ursef. . .buh i guess u where too busy typin shii u cudnt remember to use ur sense
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Whats buhari's wildest dreams!? Mumu nigerian. . .in a free and fair election, oga jona stands no chance. . .u heard that bro. . .no chance