Tohmey:

That's small. . .
Palmpay flexible is 16% while there fixed deposit is 20% per annum

dem go survive for one annum? how old are they?

Afrinvest is offering 14.5% for 364 days

Oga Emma, i love this will part but please whats their profit.

What are they taking from me for them to plan my dead

My case is different, I don't have a wife anymore, I was hospitalized 2 months ago and I got scared as my family can't trace my funds, now I have 2 people I just have to trust though not trusted.

One knows all the maturity dates and where such funds reside and the other knows the amount involved. Both don't know each other as per the trust.

Will love to engage such client but what's their charges?

Thanks

On behalf of everybody, I am sorry for the ethnic nuisance experienced lately.

So at this rate, please someone should advise if naira is stable or will soon take its usual flight down south.

We are all in this same shit, I traveled June/July, I couldn't drink more than 2 bottles of beer because I was quick to convert the £6 per bottle at 1k naira then and knowing I will be back soon, I promised to get my self drunk once in abuja.

Let's discuss how to survive this naija and not sectionalize it as Akpabio sent prayer to emails of all ethnic groups except me and you, so it should be me and you versus email recipients if there must be a versus.


Life hard ooooo but not to those that planned

amordi:
Check

Lovely

emmasoft:


It's net

how solid is this our firm

DrAkpa:


Upload your bank statement let's see the money transferred

Aside your mumu, I under rated you, never knew you added "upcoming fraudster" to your hustle. You will never start with me.

I guess you are trying hard to recoup your life savings BARA stole from you in 2020.

But make I shock you so that online shame go catch you small, your lunch will be tasteless today courtesy of me.


And when I upload my bank statement, what will you do, what's your gain, what will be your achievement

Common thief like you

DrAkpa:


Only fools would believe this Man sold that SUV for 10million. Nonsense

mumu, u dont fit buy data after one week and all you could use it do is to type trash.

is it your 10m, is it your car, how is it your headache?

For the records, i sold it 9m, gave agents 5% and pocket 8.55m, will invest that amount in CP and use the proceed to be buying fuel and servicing the other car throughout its life span with me. like i said earlier, didnt sell because i was broke or desperate, it was a matter of principle on financial management

EL PATRIOTICO ARE SMILING

highchief1:
bros a sharp 05 corola is better than a dead 013 corola.aside from the fact that I import cars and have a stand in ajah,if I show u my garage u will be wowed.The issue remains the issues a sharp venza is better than a dead GX.that ur car is dead accept it

Snr man wey get all the car stand for Ajah et al, @highchief, @DrAkpa and @surrogateng the foolish one, car has been paid for this evening, SOLD


SOLD

SOLD

INFINITESIMAL BEINGS

I for like give una cut sha, drop aza, reason is that you people actually contribute to the thread and kept it on front page so you guys were helping me market the ride for the right buyer to see. I knew that from the onset. Next time dont allow yourself to be so used. infinitesimal and inconsequential beings

highchief1:
over hyped..when 10m go give me sharp 013 venza

Comparing venza to Gx tells the whole world that you know nothing about cars and probably and definitely don't own a car yet.

Use your phone and browse the difference

highchief1:
u want to sell this smelling dead car for 10m.because say na gX.

You've said it all, na GX e be.
What else?

https://www.nairaland.com/7766468/toyota-corolla-otaogun-state#124453021

@surrogateng, see the type of kabukabu that you are trying to sell for someone, not even your own as you are outrightly begging for 50k inside that thing you advertised and the frustration of not being able to sell since forever brought you here to insult who fit bless you, meanwhile go and remove that thing from nairaland and stop dirtying the APP

see wetin nairaland don do me, imagine class of human that i was chatting with.

END OF DISCUSSION

Good morning good people that are worth my precious time, as of that foolish sorogate and herbalist dr akapa, avoid where your body, spirit and soul put together no reach as even "orthomated" authomatic wheelbarrow for benue state is no longer 1m with our new fada incharge'


Idiaaaaat of a being

DrAkpa:


At the bolded, some of you just open your mouth waaa on a faceless forum to talk to people who you don't know their profile anyhow. If you in your deluded mind think a former member of the house of representatives for 8years cannot afford a 1million naira car, then it proves the unbeatable fact that the average Akwa Ibomian is dumb, no wonder most of you end up as houseboys and housegirls in Lagos and Abuja. If you sell that car pass #2m, make I bend

No allow another BARA scam hit you oooo, na die be that.

House member for face me I face you.

House member wey no sabi say akwa ibom person na akwa ibomite

House member wey want buy house boy USED car

Laslas na wheel barrow you go ride with that your 1m

Herbal Dr Akpa, say all you need to say today oooo as I might not have your time next day as I will be very busy, I am not a Nairaland jobless regular like you always searching for Ponzi scheme to make money. Bara humbled you and you see that your 1m that took you about 4yrs to raise, another scheme is coming for you. Weak thinker like you

buygala:



All this venom you are venting on another man's thread.... Please did the op snatch your wife?

The op even mildy replied your first outburst pricing his vehicle for 1m, unto say make peace reign.. But no, you just have to keep venting rubbish as if im village people send you to am

Have you visited a car stand recently to know how much that Lexus costs now ? .... When even a toks 2013 Corolla is now going for 6m+..


Please leave the op alone.. im no put gun for anybody head to buy im moto.

You for ignore them, I get their time today, no work and bored at home.

Person wey dey find 1m car for naija today? That should tell you he is peasant and inconsequential in the discuss.

Someone that was weeping here some years ago when BARA took away his meager savings and I am sure he never recovered. @dr akpa, we know you, so no worry.

DrAkpa:


Na Akwa Ibom 404 brain, O.P carry. Wetin else you expect?

404 brain that could afford this car under buhari and you are begging for a million naira car. Your brain in comparison should be placed with a far lesser animal. Think about it.

surrogatesng:
On;y a fool will buy this car for 10m

And you claim not to be a fool, why can't you keep quiet and pass. Stop announcing your foolishness.

Empty vessel.......

DrAkpa:


Nobody will pay 10m for a 13year third hand Nigerian used vehicle especially an SUV. Pls be reasonable with your prices and be realistic. A Toyota forerunner 2012 clean tokunbo in Nigeria is 9million. Tin can island cleared. So why should I pay U 10m for this vehicle I dey mad?

Oga, pls wake up

You no dey mad but you no sabi anything about cars and I fear you might not know anything in life either.

As for the car, I am not selling to safe life, not desperate and not paying for this advert.

That's my beloved car in whom I am well pleased and will miss, so I pray nobody buys it.

God will make you not drive more than a 1m car in life as you wished, Amen

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DrAkpa:

1million. Fuel is expensive now. Make I use am dey go my farm

my guy my guy, God will grant you your 1m ride wishes, definitely not this one, Amen

More pic

It's a used GX 460, 2010 model and GCC premium spec, properly maintained with Mobil 1 all through it's life span in Nigeria.
2021 tyres
Chilling AC etc
Everything is top notch

Car was imported from UAE in Nov 2019, cleared at Onne port by the owner.
Registered and in Uyo.

10m
08028258119

Rizin:


My dear both patriotic and unpatriotic are not my mate. I respect them very well. That is why I choose to live in reality.

Have u ever ask yourself why civil servant will not want to retire even after reaching 30 yrs of service and even the ones that retire will still be looking for work instead of acting like elder statesman
The reason is in the chart attached.
Imagine that in 1985, u saved 10naira which equals $10. Going by TB rate of 9%, it will double every 9 years if u compound it.
From 1985 till now, it must have doubled 4 times ie 10naira x2x2x2x2= 160 naira.
From 1985 till now, your 10naira after compounding will be 160naira now.
Now u know what people that started saving in naira will have after working for 35yrs.

Imagine u used the 10naira then to buy to 10 dollars then At the current rate, you will have 10x950= 9500 this is without interest.
If u have invested in a dollar bond at 4%, you will have the money doubled in about 20yrs giving you 38000 naira now.

Away from dollar and naira. Let's go to popcorn or purchasing power.
In 1985, the popcorn we currently buy at 100naira was sold at 1kobo. So with 10naira in 1985, u can buy 1000 units of popcorn.

After about 38years, you now have 160 naira which can only buy you less than 2.

Also the 38000naira if you hard dollar can only buy you 380units which is not also good but fair.

Are you a teacher?

Thanks a million, I know this aspect but just love keeping naira, each time I plan to change like now it should be by November, I will still be hoping things will improve. Na village people do me she.

At my age I don't have up to 3k dolls,

Going forward, will secure the kids future with dollar investment while I play the patriotic card for my beloved country.

Thanks all for the awareness always

It's very unpatriotic to convert to dollars when you are not using dollars. I remain patriotic.

the few pounds and dollars in my possession, i am trying to change them to naira i can use.

feelamong:
Na wah o!!

What is actually happening here?

Please its time to refocus on Treasury Bills and other great Money market Instruments!

Anyways.....Just passing by today!

Una well-done o

The boss has spoken, I hope and pray that today's children will hearken to the voice of the progenitor.

Etfash:


About 600k annually.

Thanks for.the response

Etfash:


15%.

The rate is 16.25% but it going for 14.97-15.8% in the secondary market.

In terms of naira, and kobo

Etfash:


Buy 2037 FGN Bond from the secondary market... At least15% yield annually.

You can do that on Standard Chartered Bank Mobile application.

If he does that, what's his annually yield?

It's called "vex money"