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Victoria nd her Benin Juju has failed...no hypes for kiluwanji..he's still an ode**see d way he was acting like one fowl all in d name of action....ooooo my ducky madam ofalia..I ave a crush on her**pls I pray wilson forgvs*****-'m so happy for the life of my wife Kasia-tins re abt to chnge....m.Ana mariaa coming bck is rubbish**so fake*

I got a message from ACCION yesterday inviting me for an interview/Briefing on friday....did anyone else gt this or have any clue on what to expect.

I find this pics very interesting. You don't see the Hausa alone trying to raise Nigeria, neither do you see d ibo nor the yourba..they are all trying to put him together in Unity# the issue of tribe or ethnicity has led to the major cause of Nigeria problems# If we all can put away our differences, both political, Religion and ethnical, we will be able to put Nigeria back together# NO APC, NO PDP, NO MUSLIM, NO CHRISTIAN. NO NORTH, SOUTH, EAST OR WEST. But just One NIGERIA. YOUTH ARISE#

After spending 4years and above in the tertiary institution, with the hope of securing a job after service, 98% still find it difficult to secure their dream jobs or jobs that can actually pay their bills.
This has lead almost 99% of Nigerian youths to engage in internet fraud (yahoo yahoo).
Presently, with the increase of fraudsters(yahoo boys) and Awareness by the world, it has been so difficult for those who have been in the biz to make a living. About 90% of these yahoo boys engage themselves in what I call spiritual science (yahoo plus) so as to enable them survive the hit....The after effects of their spiritual connections includes-80% madness, 10 strange ailment and 10%death..
80% of mad youths in the street today are unemployed graduates in quest to pay bills.....

Has any one been selected for a role after an audition?...cos I'm just seeing lotta auditions without testimonies...anyways-i'm new and would love to go into acting# am a boi..nd nva been to an audition**bt trust me**u cnt tell when I'm acting#-Location:Lagos.

spicywax:
Damn!!! Rosa's now in her element. Ok now it's an established fact that Ofelia's jst noise....

Wait nd see...re-efforcemnt...she's off to meet one baba @ Ijebu...she's coming bck##

"No more soup in dis house-soup is for d poor"....I beg pass me pepper soup.....hey**we need to confirm if wilson has a WAEC certificate#he's as cold as yesterday's eba*

Waoooo...never knew there is a thread like this.**first, hope there is no kiluwanji here?..that Ode...victoria be controlling her like she's a Benin girl..the most boring part is dat Ana maria will marry d kiluwanji***anyways mi liking madam ofalia she's a character## the only man in the movie is dead**even wilson is a bunch of ripe plantain##ooo.there's another man...d church of d new horizon# dt guy learnt his yahoo work from Asaba..d women re mking tins happen# c'mon**Kasia is a princess*may I marry her out of d movie****yes! Time for you all to beef me_i like victoria#master of d game.....stay tuned let's see if wilson will allow his wife decide wat nxt#

saharachic:
[size=28pt]This man is occultic ...
Let me tell You why

Do not believe what comes out from this dude.

Ask any Assemblies of God elders in Benin and tell them why they chased him away.

Suleiman was caught preparing indian charms as he was getting ready to pastor a youth conference
He was caught when the church sent some youths to go fetch him as he was delaying.

Unknowingly for him, they went in his home but was surprised to see him performing some form of rituals.
They left without alarming him to inform the church.

He was investigated and found guilty, he was booted out.

Now see our surprise to hear him delivering prophecies and starting his church
without atoning for his sins.

Can a leopard change his skin? NO!

BE WARY OF JOHNSON SULEIMAN![/size]

WHERE YOU THERE-OR YOU HEARD TOO...just as must of us will copy and paste this..pls be careful ok. Never say what you do not know**even most men who persecuted Jesus weren't bad people..they were just like you. Cooking stories nd being scared he wasn't real...just pray God directs you.

That of the beach has happened too..heard few houses where destroyed though.....and I guess the fire incident too has happend#

Ernieman:
'Failded'!!! Never heard of that word before! Chai!

guy calm down...jst an error I guess..and you sure know what he's talking about..so, if you'v gt a solutn, spit it out nd stop acting like you have waec certificate#

heyyy...how was the test today?......

Kath5kouture:
As in eh! Everyone wants six figure salary job or oil company. Why can't one start from small like say teaching-nstead of staying idle doing nothing. Remember an idle mind is devil's workshop. I'm not saying its a crime to dream big but you can't wait forever for a dream,go out there and chase it like crudeman said.walking from gate to gate in transamadi like they used to do before
advent of telecommunication/ social media! You fit dey lucky sha,it worked for my big bro! All na luck n God's favor!

Heheheh..many people take teaching job as nothing..I want you to knw that it is a career path on its own, a profession ok..it isn't something you would want to use to while away time if it isn't your line or your careey path..forgt it..you wanna do teaching job while you wait for a better job..you may never gt a better job because you re already in another profession...hope you knw how much time it takes. The commitment and all....If you are jobless, nd probably have a career path you wanna follow or some other necessary xperience you want to gain, pick up voluntary works, do courses online, gt busy with your dream..dnt try to deviate..what ever time u waste, or spend b4 a job is expected to count in ur cv..imagine u ave a flair for offshre jobs nd u ave 2yrs postnysc exp. In teaching...dose re two career paths...ur employer would ask what den u ave done concerning ur career..in a way, u must find smtin to cover ur idle days..I'm jobless-trust me, I'v got certificate nd still attaining a lot to cover my idle days..I cnt stop chasing my dreams..I cnt manage what is not mine...all you gotta do is believe..if you do, trust me-ur job is sure...

curfew:
THIS ELECTION IS AN INVITATION FOR CRISES

THERE ARE TWO THINGS:

1) SAVE NIGERIA NOW
2) CONTINUE THE ELECTION AND NIGERIA WILL BE BURIED

GMB OR GEJ WHOEVER WINS LOSES THE COUNTRY. THERE WILL BE NO COUNTRY FOR HIM TO RULE.

OMG...can't believe people like you still exist..I categorise the two as moi moi nd akara**dnt knw y Nigerians re blind..our youth re so strengthless. May God help us..we don't need those two selfiesh oldies for change.isn't it obvious.

Neplusultra:
Lmao!! Wetin u dey yarn Oga?

Check Eye foundation for Ikeja...it will help you

What sort of rubbish post is this?...and everybody is trying to Jugde Don jazzy nw...first, it was doro bucci...that meaningless song. Yet we Nigerians found meaning and tagged it with illuminati or wateva gdos u called..nw its dis crazy song to relax with a bottle of orijin u re trying to tag again...mayb u will soon say patience Jona. Is the madam titus in verse 2....we re alws trying to read meaning to nothing..Oga titus is a hit song by D prince..u knw him nd his crase. Uniques crase to b precise.he is gud...ur acc. Dey read minus, u wan host wrld cup-Ur brain dey read empty u wan course quarell

I also got the message...and I have confirmed its real..but I heard a crazy news about their two yrs deal...dt u must stay two yrs after you'v been employed..dunno hw true shaaa#

I can imagine the kinda things showing on the front page**and Seun will be blocking people uneccessarily.

I am a graduate planning to start a career on Info. Tech. I really don't knw the most lucrative course to take and the best schl or center I should go. Pls advice me on the course and any good school that offers saturday classes for the course...Thanks nd God bless

Will give u update about whatsapp.

It isn't a pin. It Is a channel..C001FD265. Best of luck...

If you are a fresh graduate or about to finish your NYSC. Follow this channel on bbm for free entry jobs. With little or no experience. Wish you all the best. C001FD265

We know too much-i have actually realised something, we humans especially Nigerians do not worship God but ourselves# you always want to be the one to comment, you think every silly word you say is right, you have read a lot of books or probably you have been to places and then you start feeling like you know it all# and the stupid thing is as long as the statement is coming from a pastor we are always there to attack# I BET yOU ALL EVEN IF JESUS COMES PHYSICALLy the second time, we re still going to doubt and be the first to persecute him# because we can't even differentiate anything# we just want to show we are intelligent-we know what's up#dammmn**i call that over sabi..I laugh# I am no fan of no preacher bt his wrds nd msges in accordance with the scripture## we that don't go to church knws the values, doctrines, power of the church...while all you so called christians do is chilax and find faults in your religious rulers###but who is actually the real man of God? And who is suppose to be doing the miracles and prophesies as Jesus promised##stop this your over sabi...let those who can prophesy, prophesy..keep shut**if it doesn't interest you, skip to the nest topic# xo called christians who worship no oda bt demselves with their little wisdom they use in the exhibition of the fool in them

I was young nd alws at home-i was d errand boi for mi step mum#I alws helped in massaging her body each time she felt pains she passed on# there 3 things I cnt actually forget abt her........1. I don't knw hw to tie my shoe lase like everyoda guys do today becos I am so use to d way she taught me..2.she taught D only prayer I cn say in my dialect ..3.and the day she bought bat meat, I was the only person whom agreed to eat with her###funny# bt these moments re imprtant prts of wat made me

If you have taken the test and offortunately scored below 80, you gotta realise that this is not your job. It doesn't mean you are badt neither does it mean you do not know what you are doing jst as many people will make you feel. Maybe this isn't your call. You do not have to feel bad. You sure tried your best.

Something better is waiting-don't just give up. TRUST ME#

For all those claiming graduate, i greet you all. Most of you scored even below 50% before this second chance was granted. And because you have successfully scored above the pass mark, you are claiming graduate. Thst piece of shit isn't a test of knowledge, it isn't a prove of your diploma or Banchelor degree.you can find two answers that can fit into a question in the test they gave..and you all be forming bozz..i was the first person to paste the questions on this thread. Not because i want people to cheat. But at least if i do not make it to the nest round, someone else can.. Thats what this thread is suppose to be about. You guys should big up.The hustle isnt funny# you may need this kinda help somedays# you don't know everything# i am not asking anybody to tell me answers# just trying to let you all knw that "no be you holy pass" those that will get this Job know themselves already#Instead of you to fight against them, you fighting yourselves***professors## who is ready to throw the first stone#open to insult#

wykcool:
Do I need to assume the role of Jerry or claim to be what I'm not to secure a job? I'm sure these Sterling Bank peeps know what they are doing than what you guys think. Remember honesty/sincerity pays.
More so, it's a Personality Test, which should be in answered according to one's personality, I think.
My Job will never pass me by.....@mybelieve!

Na waooo...everyone has great personality. Itz a form of an interview. They want to see your personal marketability. They want to see how well you can sell yourself. That is why they said you assume you are with the HR aspiring to be a marketer who loves to work with a team...c'mon-this could be an essay or a normal interview question for any post..they arent asking you to turn to somebody else...is like asking you "if you beacome the governor of lagos, what is the first thing you going to do" u may be someone whom hasnt been to lag...4o itz jst to check your smartness not necessary a personality test# itz an interview# just ope u understnd before u sue sterling bank for wnting u to impersonate