Some people will believe this one… lol.. baba is about to scam all the yahoo boys in Zimbabwe

May the dead never die

Jones4190:
if arsenal win this game I will stop watching football

A promise that you won’t be able to keep

It is the way the guy turned back for me …. Hahahahahahaha. Who wan give an police report for treatment now ?

HappyRabbi:
I have observed with keen interest the recent waves of defections and cross carpeting from APC TO PDP and vice Versa, even in some states like Oyo and Osun states, Bigwig politicians are defecting to parties like Accord and ADC,

However, with the way Peter Obis Obidient movement is sweeping across the board, taking over mainstream social media space, nobody, not even a lightweight politician has dumped his party for Labor Party, even in the southeast where he came from. Could this mean the Obidients still have a lot of homework to do? Just want to know as a political observer

In Nigeria, popular people do not win elections, criminals do

Zee0007:
...I will pay the bills and probably send an Uber driver to bring her home.

She will try to explain herself to me, but before she will finish her sentence, I will cuddle her and tell her I understand. No problem.

I won't take any decision at impulse. Mind you, I can't penalise her because she went out with another guy.


You noticed that elipsis I used at the beginning of my statement, a lot happened there. If I tell you, you fit bomb me.

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Anyone who is supporting anybody strictly based on tribalism and personal political benefits will only know suffering through out the reign of the political candidate.

Fred166:
Happy Sunday nairalanders.

I can't believe there are still men who don't watch football or know nothing about sports.

I was watching who wants to be a millionaire and this particular question was thrown to this guy.. I couldn't believe the guy didn't know the answer. Baba was totally confused and speechless. He even requested in using one of his lifeline options by calling a friend. Omo! I just dey laugh. And the answer is B. I have to capture the moment.

I can't do without watching sports especially football, boxing and wrestling. There's no question you will throw at me about football or other sport games that I won't give you an accurate answer. I know all football leagues competition round the world even Nigeria premier league I do follow up too.

Football is fun especially when you're arguing, teasing, defending, laughing, throwing banters at each other's club while drinking your cold beer.

Even here on nairaland when there's a live match update, I do visit the thread because I always enjoy the banter fans throw at each other.. It really fun.

Those of you that don't watch football or know nothing about sports.. Please how do you spend your weekends? How do you live your life? Is life not boring for you guys? Please I need to know.

I can’t believe there are men who don’t own race bikes,

I can’t believe there are men who don’t play chess

I can’t believe there are men who don’t do this and that…

Since when does knowing a thing about football has anything to do with being a man..

Dear promising young man. you didn't make any mistake, you did what you did. your stories about being young and being an orphan have nothing to do with what you have done. You did not make any mistake, you were f**lish not to know that this would happen. and it makes me doubt if you are indeed promising and young and also know that you are an Orphan.

Saying all this so that you can stop nagging about your situation on how you are promising and young.

Now the solution:

You have two options.

1. Go and report to whosoever or anyone you can and plan (a guardian) on how to take your life from here. If you are lucky you will get support for the child from her people and yours..that is if you are lucky. otherwise, you have to pick up a Man's hat and know that you are in a different new world now. you are about to bring another life to this world and you need to be responsible for it.

You need to know that this is not a bad thing, it is just happening at the wrong time (which you caused with your own hands). Being depressed is normal, be depressed as much as you want. when you are done, come back to reality... If you think suicide is an option, then you will be a bigger co*ard. and your so-called bestie and your unborn will cause your grave and you will never know peace. So Suicide should not even cross your mind.

2. Consider an abortion at a very early pregnancy stage, if the pregnancy is not over a month. I mean in the case when there is no life in it yet. Do not f**lishly buy pills unprescribed or try to be smart. brace up, and walk to any hospital, and have a conversation with a doctor.. your Penis has worked, now your brain needs to work. before you end up in jail.

The good thing about option 1 is that you will never regret your decision. and if you think you are still promising and young. Then go for option 1

You are not alone with your problems and also, people have worse problem than you do.. first thing first is that you are better, simply because. You have successfully identified your problem. That is the first step … Jesus cannot help you, no naira land here can help you.. only you and you alone can help yourself .. so you need to make a choice today.. you need to take control of you life.. challenge yourself and be a man… the gambling you can stop immediately.. you should stop immediately.. you have no excuse for that.. the masturbation is what will be gradual… first thing stop watching porn.. you just have to take a hold of your life… suïcide Will make you a failure to yourself, but brace yourself.. people have worse problems and people are facing their problem… be a man, be a god and forge your life the ways you want it….

Seduce kor, probably more irritated by that.. because men like sex doesn’t mean they can’t get irritated.. u re experiencing a terrible situation…. You will think this is too much… but you need to see a councillor… with him.. probably the help.

Have you been a good wife with all honesty? He is probably not attracted anymore to you. Maybe not your body.. but he is probably irritated by how you have treated him… and this is all unconsciously not intentionally.. which makes it very difficult to correct… watch him closely, he would be craving sex with others..

Either ways… He doesn’t just feel you anymore. It is a sad truth.

He could bang even a stranger easily.. But not you… Trust me on this.

Sorry anyways

Revolva:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0e_suGx6OA

A video has surfaced online that shows a recent conversation between Daniella and Khalid talking about being disvirgin and how she feels becoming a woman.
Recall since the BBNaija season 7 “Level Up” commenced, Khalid and Daniella have been seen as an item as they have engaged in several romantic escapades and by extension stirred reactions among netizens.

The duo have been caught on camera grooving into each other and took it to the extent of undergoing aggressive cuddling while under the duvet almost everynight.

Recall since the BBNaija season 7 “Level Up” commenced, Khalid and Daniella have been seen as an item as they have engaged in several romantic escapades and by extension stirred reactions among fans of the show.

Khalid: How does it feel to finally be a woman?


Daniella: it feels like I’ve been a girl for a real long time.

Kept your virginity only to be give it out to someone you met few minutes ago .. on a public show…

Most woman think like fish

Egusi soup…

LutherSanchez:
Man blocked me for saying that he was wrong on a certain issue concerning Atiku.

He is a coward. He did same to me.. he is always right and only want to be followed.

Well. How many times do you see the US publicizing her arsenal? there is a saying that big dogs do not back, they only bite. US is ready and intentionally wanting a war and guess what? they are choosing to use Europe as the battlefield. And the only thing holding them back is the narrative when it starts and ends. Because US would always want to be on the good side of history. Russia would have stood a ground, But I am 100% certain that they wont... anywhere there is corruption, expect failure.

War no be the number of bullets. It is more of sense

Failure44:
I'm in pains and so annoyed.
I can't even boast of 10k in my account,
I'm crippled with debts on loan apps
This ASUU strike has only made my life worse.
The useless man I call a father that earns half a million monthly, spends It on drinking. I vow to make that man suffer at old age and to bury him in a shallow grave.
What did I do in my past life to be born into a broken home?
Where both parents are like cat and dog.
While my mates were learning yahoo, I was reading like a fool preparing for school.
Now I have secured the so called medicine but am suffering in silence while they're buying cars.

Do you know how painful it is to see the same people you were with now buying cars and using the latest phone?
How painful it is to see them spraying money in the club while you're borrowing money from loan apps?
How painful it is too them those you helped now snub your messages?

Now I understand why people commit suicide

You putting blames on your parents. Maybe they really bleeped up.. But, you are the one fucking up now because you have failed to take ownership and responsibility of your life… and you will be more miserable if your motivation in life are those doing yahoo yahoo…. You are even in school, you got admission to study medicine, you are not sick…. But na yahooo yahooo boys dey your eye… Do not be in a hurry, you will regret it even more… calm down and focus… focus oooo, focus oooooo.

sonmvayina:
There is no such thing like death..

It is just an illusion..

Life is all there is,

Life is an illusion .. death is all there is��

Wait… Bobrisky na Elon musk babe? I am not understanding

How did this conversation enter l bible conversation

what gives you the right to post people's private pictures?

Joezinho:


Until the police gets access to the CCTV footage, I ain't gonna be one sided. Believing a naija lady should be ranked as the 3rd most foolish things on earth.

I honestly agree with you. But some people will be quick to judge

Upworkwriter007:
Watch the video of his screening, not a doctored video. There's one just above this comment. I can understand Nigerian's not voting him due to his propensity for corruption, but saying he's incoherent or not smart is dumb. Some of the points he raised were top-notch.

Thank you.. I guess I fell for the post.

Buhari pro max

charles009:
Hello Folks,

I need una inputs, I tried scanning through nairaland threads and I am getting more of technicalities and rules lol. I need real experiences. As everybody around me dey japa so I decided to give it a thought. I work with a fintech company and net a little over =N=600k monthly. I am considering relocating to either UK,Germany,New Zealand, Australia or Canada. I am married with four kids. They said study route is the best .

A few of my colleagues that travelled just dey dull my ginger. My Oga who nets over 750k, we spoke today and he is considering a security man job, and claims net pay is over 2M monthly. Biko I cannot come and kill myself.

My friend, we spoke this evening and he responded oboy make I no lie you, na shit i dey pack for here, the good news is they say it will always get better with time. What if person no come eventually become citizen, is it a must you go become citizen.

I don talk to over 10 persons today and they all saying everything is though. Me I don't like stress, where me and wify go dey overwork just dey pay bills. Ofcourse I no get strength for menial jobs, make one oyibo use me take dey shine lol....

I no get any exceptional skill, I be sales man ooo.

Would you advise I still gamble and go with family abi make I hold my job oooo.

Please, I would welcome suggestions and advise.


Thanks Guys

You don’t have exceptional skill… well, your friends didn’t lie to you. The truth is people aren’t leaving Nigeria because of the good jobs IMHO. People are running away from Nigeria.. it seems you do not have any reason to leave. If you find a valid one then we can talk about this… but as long as you are still contemplating, stay back in Nigeria

Ttomel:
I need a professional advice. I studied pure chemistry and environmental chemistry for 1st & 2nd degree respectively.

I started my career in customer service with telecom, I lost the job, then I entered pharmaceutical ( quality Assurance/control),

I am looking at running a course and I am confused on which one to do; Safety health& environment or food quality management system or data analytics or CIPS (procurement & supply chain.

Thanks

what do you like, what do you really want to do? What ever reason it is you want to do whatever you want to do, first figure it out..

Tonero5200:
I Just attended a wedding ceremony where the celebrants told the mc to announce to the public that people shouldn't bother spraying them. the mcee said it loud and clear, that we should eat and drink and keep our change to ourselves or we should come spray him the mcee or DJ. As a normal nigeria at first we were happy, atleast money is saved, but as time went on we realised they were certain people that were allowed and expected to sprayed while they were dancing, the celebrant peers and all, Rain of cash everywhere... meaning we that they saw we were likely coming to spray with 500# or 1k were rebuked, probably they don't need our 50naira, change.

I felt embarrassed and angry at the same time, that's ill-mannered from them, I hate it when people look down on me, because they are financially bouyant they think they can look down on people anyhow. Well I look to see them in few years time where they will be. I wished them a normal married Life and withold the happiness from it because I don't think they need it.

Their wedding, their rules.. I honestly don’t see anything wrong with what they did.. you have no idea why they made the rule. So just ignore

VPN11:
Why do people hate these cute Nigerian Local dogs?

They are so lovable and they don't get sick.


What is wrong with the Nigerian Local Breed of dog?

A very wealthy man once came with his dog to the clinic for medical attention but before he came, he had called me. I was really expecting a German shepherd dog or a Rottweiler but lo and behold it was our Nigerian local breed of dog. To be candid, I saw disappointed faces among my staff but I tried to be nice to the man by saying nice things about his dog. We still did our examination and clinical procedures and issued the man his bill which he cleared happily.

Out of curiosity, I asked him why he chose a Local dog. He answered: “I guess I have to answer this question for the rest of my life”. He narrated his story about all the dogs he ever acquired and the sad way they all died. He spoke long about a Caucasian breed he once owned that was more of a companion to him & the way he usually goes to evening walks with that dog. The death of that dog made him give up on keeping dogs entirely but on narrating his story to a friend, his friend told him that our local breeds hardly die of all these diseases so he considered getting one.

I thank God that most members of my staff heard the story. After the man left I raised the question: “But what is wrong with our Nigerian local breed?” One of them said that it belittles the man, that a man of his status should own one of the best breeds available. So I asked again that considering his story about his experience with those breeds they preferred, what can they say? The other echoed that the man must have contacted inexperienced vets to treat his dogs. I only wanted to hear from them. I saw from their views, a resentment for the local breed.
The Nigerian local breed has been called all sorts of names such as “Ekuke”, shit eater, stray dog, local dog, “shinee” to mention but a few. These names are derogatory in nature to make the dog look unimportant and undesirable. “Ekuke” as they are popularly called are the dogs preferred as food for the cultures that eat dog meat popularly called “404” (four-ow-four). They are the cheapest dogs to buy in Nigeria. They are sold as little as one thousand five hundred naira (N1,500) about $10 (ten US dollars).

So what is bad about the Nigerian Local breed?

If you ask many Nigerians that resent this breed of dog the reason why they dislike it, they won’t be able to give you concrete reasons. Many of us have seen very intelligent local breeds. Many of them are trained and used for hunting bush meat by locals in which they perform excellently well. In the rural areas these dogs are usually the best for securing the compound or yard against intruders, although they are good at alerting against strangers. I have seen many of these dogs doing spectacular things but I guess like Jesus said: “A prophet is not recognized in his environment…” I have seen foreigners who prefer our own breed to theirs, pointing out the unique features they possess while we, Nigerians buy books to read about the foreign breeds.
I guess we, Nigerians should start to love our local breed of dogs and also acquire and keep them just like the man in the story above.

Let me tell you a fact that Local Nigerian breeds resist many of the diseases other foreign breeds will die readily from here in Nigeria. So think about it.

Here are some of the dog breeds that make up the Ekuke

1.Basenji

2.Azawakh

3.Greyhound

By Kodichukwu Okonkwo, DVM

Hahahahahahhah. You have small touch of madness. @ “here are the local breed that make up the Ekuke”

Choilila:


You men should stop deceiving yourself.
What is the meaning of Cheap,Regular and r9nse girls?. Attracting cheap boys.

Upon all your sayings we still see Men going after Women with eyelashes, Some even put it on to wed standing along side her bridegroom .

Hahahaha. Don’t mind me, I guess I was just speaking from my dump perspective.. �.. Men will always be men

Choilila:
Because they are hypocrites

Lol.. self deception, you have been tagged. Not because the eyelashes makes you fine, you have become regular, the easy to toast one, the “be like say na ronse girl”…you re attracting cheap Bois my dear