₦airaland Forum

gay

i can buh it depends.... .










razi

wicked people

hahahahab. i love dis!!!

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

hope u av a golden body??

happy of course....!!!

stunt...

Bbsharon:
That's the end...thanks for reading.



Kindly drop your coments below. Constructive criticsm is welcome.


I will be starting a new one soon but this time around on the literature section.

"Pains Of Beauty"

will like your follow ups too to encourage me to write more.

***winks***.

afta reading dis story... i became jude....!!

dog abuse.. hehehe

nairalander2015:
Good day nairaland.
As I write this... I am depressed, simply depressed.. If suicide led to heaven mayb i would have been a victim.
Truly itz nt everyone who smiles that is happy.
MY story
I was born into a deeper life family 20yrs ago.. And I can say i regret being born into deeper life.. I would ave preferred been converted there than being born there.
My travails started in secondary school.. Wen i failed to attend a fellowship, my mum talked harshly, slapped me an said i was a dishes disgrace.. Just because i failed to attend a school fellowship.. And I knew that I wasn't a bad kid.. Jes the gentle type.. Since then it has been bad... When others celebrate their mum.. I can't.. I am as far from my parents as anything.. Jes because they are deeperlifers.. I can't seat comfortably with my parents.. Cos of principles. Next was the battle concerning trousers.. She woke me up one black night with a thundering slap over a slim trouser.. Imagine dat was @16.. I cried and cried dat day.. Dat God made a mistake borning me in deeper life... Jes because i walked with a girl.. She banned me from going out..
Even at a young age... Threatened me that she"ll disown me if I marry a lady who wears wigs, trousers.. Omg.. Now.. I am in the university.. I never want to go home. I hate home.. I am depressed.. So so depressed.. My dad didn't send me any cash for a month cos a friend told him I failed to attend a midweek service.. Imagine.. Yet i am not rebellious. I know fellow guys like me who had big problems with their children but they were rebellious.. But i am not
I feel depressed writing this.. Spirituality without love is a disaster.. Aw i wish i wasn't born to a deeper life's family.. Itz a curse.. I am tired.. Itz threat all the time. I am not close to my parents.. Imagine.. Seems i should just die.. I now see my mum as a enemy.. Anytime i see her i am sad.. Talks too much about simple things in a bad manner quoting Bible over needless things.. Watching ball outside is a sin.. Visiting friends is a nono.. Cos they are highly placed in the church.. Yet no one to share my burdens with.. So sad... Yet they think i am happy..i know many out there experience something similar but are helples.. Oh God have mercy on me.. Itz calamitous to be the child of a fanatic especially if you don't wanna be a fanatic also.... Advice pls.. What can I do? So so depressed.. Feel like dieing to be reborn elsewhere

my brother.... ur not a kid again...... try other church's ....dis a free world

following..

nawaaa

MA IGBO GAL ALL DE WAY!!

mine is 6ft.....

yes av added every body let us begin....

if u know u are rich already.. pls don't come here....

i need only 10 people only... dat can forecast and are good in football betting predictions... i can bring one game daily.. ..drop your number... xo i can add u up... in ma new group chat on whatsapp...



lets work hand to hand and make our money...


thanks

fame! ¡!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!¡

promgurlP:
Hi there fellow romancelanders, this is actually my first time writing here and I'm writing this out of frustration and anger. Well here it goes:

Today before my boyfriend left for work, he asked me to give him N2000 that when he gets back he'll give it back in the evening. But I told him I wanted to use the money for my personal use. He then asked me what I wanted to use the money for and I was like it's my money and I don't have to tell you. Initially he thought I was joking cos he asked me like three times but I gave him the same answer.
He insulted me calling me a useless and selfish person, that I'm very inconsiderate and wicked. He said it's today he knows I'm a certified calabar witch and the kind of hatred he has for me is making him feel disgusted. At first I was laughing, thinking he was joking but when he said I'm not taking him seriously I knew this n.igga meant every word he had just said.
And the worst part of it all, he went to complain to my elder sister that I'm refusing to give him the money and I know fully well that he is in need of it urgently. He collected the N2000 from my sister and left my house.
I'm just sitting here wondering, so it's because of only 2k my boyfriend is behaving like this, why did he have to embarrass me like that in front of my sister by complaining to her and borrowing money form her too? I'm feeling so bad that I've chosen not to speak to him again, at least not this night. What do you all think, was I wrong? What should I do now?

ma sister sometimes.. is not our fault... he ll come and beg for sure...

osheee

hhh

I WAS HERE

SHE WILL B FOUND


AMEN

am coming

bois becoming men!!!

DzTzl:
boooh!!! U don't know me so swerve, one more thing! be more intellectual in your discourse, it will,do you lots of good

same here diva....

[quote author=DzTzl post=40635291]u blame buhari for a crime that was orchestrated in 2013?? Smh Ds is wht happens wn 10mb is #100,!!!



at least i have a work dat gives me #100 ...get a life u ll enjoy it..

I BLAME BUHARI!!!!!!!

TANK GOD AV STOPPED WORK.... AM XO HAPPY

a good development


nyc one ma guy!!

RIP