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I was here!!!

actually I will slap ma wife.... u Dia not beat an elderly woman like dat!!

EFCC777:
u will end up like this too . how can u ever say a thing like this.

he won't end... up like dat
AMEN!!!


police arrested me cause I was drinking Malta ....
check it out ur self!!!
should I like them

NextGovernor:
RIP. Though if you know how these police men harrass innocent people you won't pity for them. Since the day they treated me bad I don't pity any of them anymore.

not only u...

I HATE NIGERIAN POLICE!!!

our leaders are very silly......


*FUNNY NIGERIANS.* * 1). When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland.

*2). When sick, they go to Germany.
* 3). When investing, they go to America.

* 4). When buying Mansions, they visit London.

*5). When shopping they go to Dubai.

* 6). When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas.
* 7) When educating their children,they select Europe.

* . When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem.
*9). BUT,when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.
* Please, help me ask them, **NIGERIA NA CEMETERY?

.share till it gets to these lunatics that are spoiling the future of Nigerians

the guy... self - esteem is 100/100

Warrior07:
Being a sickle cell patient has been one of my greatest challenges in life, I have battled this ailment for 26 years now, I consider myself a Warrior. I have a girlfriend who I believe has been very good and kind to me. She always talks about getting married and all but deep inside me I know I may not live till 28. I'm a fighter, yes, but I can't cheat nature, somethings are just meant to be.
I really love her too.
Tonight, I decided to play a prank on her and told her we will be getting married by March 2017 cos I may be dead before I know it and want to spend the little time I have with her.
She blatantly told me she couldn't risk it, its better to have a dead bf than a dead husband (funny). She said she's too young to be a widow n all and She deserves to be happy, I understand her but I'm confused.
N.B: She's crazy ( unpredictable n strong minded), too independent and hates hospitals!
Should I give her reasons to continue the relationship or should I just let go? She's all I have, the reason behind my smiles. Pls advise.

who told u dat u gonna die before march

SO. BAD!!

friendly101:
tourism or student visa?

tourism Buh if the have business visa ..I would like it.. cause I wanna stay up to a year over dia
thank you

Kentrasso:
I've got my visa now. Thanks guys

I want to travel to SA ...I DON'T JUST KNOW WIA TO START
PLS ENLIGHTEN ME ON THE DOCUMENTS I NEED!!
THANK YOU

FAILED COUNTRY!!!!

check out my signature!!!!

Good for him!!

I BLAME NIGERIA AS A COUNTRY....!!!

Moboj:
What are they saying what is this one saying

Who cares if you like them or not? They assassinated the man you're saying this nawa o

if u know how I want all of them dead u wnt b saying this..

this people almost killed me last wk monday for drinking sprit!!!

I HATE NIGERIAN POLICE!!!

they have really tired.,.. govt should just pay them nah..... wetin b this?

Airforce1:
I've been faking my love for her.


baby ha been so loyal, failthful, respectful and love me to a fault.
she's the type every guy would love to have for a girlfriend.

She's not the demanding type and she makes everyone around her feel so special.

honestly,She's a good girl and understands every move or step i take.

She loves me so much and i love her too.
but right now I'm tired of this relationship but i don't know how to tell her because she might harm herself because she gave me her everything.


I'm in a dilemma right... Don't know what to do.


thanks for reading and merry Christmas in advance.

av noticed something bro.... ur addicted to rubbish....
no offense!!!

MINE HAVE NEVER BEEN HACKED!!!

rubbish!!!

GOD BLESS ME!!

AM CHOOSING A




IT'S RAZI AGAIN __________________

my signature!!

RIVERS OF BLOOD!!!

for this recession!!!!

john1964:
Hi guys I know nairaland ain't the perfect Place to come asking for advice but I have no one to confide to, am this kinda person that find it hard sharing personal issues with someone I know, When I read people write about their personal love life issues I find it very funny sha..lol.. Not knowing I'll one day face mine and be forced to share it. Been dating this girl for 3 years now am in the university, 400L while she's in her 300L presently, she's always cared and loved me undoubtedly since day 1, always had back in school both financially and others too and we've always had this plan for a future together, coz I strongly believe and know our love was real. The bond we had was just so strong, suddenly I had an issue with school which brought me back though. Sadly Had to start all over from 100L it hurts me so much, though all the time have been going through this dilemma, she's always tried encouraging me and pushed me not to give up on my dream. I was almost thinking so negative when I had this school ish, thought about killing myself thinking the world was over. But this lady stood by me and never gave up on me and convinced me that killing my self wouldn't help matters (I was really a mess then, like a HUGE mess) didn't go out much, had to stay in school a whole year preparing all over again for jamb nd all that, tho still attending lectures.
Now, when I had this issue that was were my dreams started shattering, our future wasn't looking all bright anymore because now am starting all over again, when I'll be in my 100L she'll be in her 300L and on and on like that.. It really broke my heart, at some point she believes in me and tries to convince me things would be better and I'll definitely scale through, But most times there's just this little doubts that comes in, You Ladies are prone to marry early (and she's very cute) which is actually a huge A+, men have always been coming asking for her hand in marriage and she has always declined them.. But she ain't getting any younger, and has to get married someday, sadly she told me yesterday she really do love me so much and has always had my back always and supported me always and which is so true that she has just decided to give me some lil break so I can try sorting my self out and balancing my life and she has decided to agree to one of her suitors(the guy is quite close to her family/ he's financially stable too tho the guy has a lil kid sha I guess his a single dad) coz she's always told me about ppl asking for her hand in marriage, though they ain't getting married now, but at least she wants to face him, instead of pushing away all her suitors and in the future wen she graduates and am Still in school, it might not be easy for me to be financially stable easily, tho she begged me that Pls hope I wouldn't paint her as a bad person coz she really tried for me. I've just been really down since she told me this and it's really affecting me so much tho what she says is sadly the truth, Have just really built my life around her and she's just the only one I confined to in school when I have issues (coz am really this typa person who don't flows and share things easily with anyone, I kinda hv trust issues) don't really know how I'll cope when Am back to school, we leave close to each other in school, and she still really wants to be friends with me and wants to always support me too. Don't really know what to do right now I really do love her so much because she's an amazing person who has just been by my side through really hard times in school, it wont be easy starting Just as friends right now, I really do have a mild heart. Wish I could rewind the hands of the clock and correct the mistake I made that made me start all over again.. It's just really sad

Pls if I made a mistake with my typing, don't attack me.. Just really down now

one advice for you Bro.

WE ARE MEN.... CHALLENGES CAN'T WIN .US...
FORGET ABT HER THIS MOMENT AND MOVE ON.....
THANK U.

so funny!!!

not my business

THANK GOD

things getting dirty every day!!!

Great news!!!