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I just asked a question??

he looks sick nah....abahhh

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Ain't giving up on dis dream

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dialogue.....



try dialogue!!!

YES....if he rapes some1 nw....nah u go still complain....


am just being transparent......!!! two years ain't 2 hours

cursing...

cool

for me...



I will reject it......in a polite manner



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FriedPlantain:
poor reasoning, you guys really need to do away with this poverty mentality. They are professionals, they are being paid in millions to render services to their customers yet all the customer could get was some dry uninspiring performance and you think it is all about the alert? You think the organisers of the AMVCA and other top notch organisers wouldn't think twice before calling them for another show again considering the fact that they added little or no value to the previous one they were invited to.

FriedPlantain

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#teamfreshair.....

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doro boss

time to derail Dis thread






eating beans

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fabulous660:
It is with great pleasure that I wish to announce to all those people who completed their primary school education in Nigeria and not in France that there have been some improvement in the primary school sector....

But if you were born in the indomie generation maybe this will not make any sense to you.

*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?
*Simbi is now a mother with two children.
*Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a Marine Engineer.
*Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to Canada. *Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London. *Eze no longer goes to school, he is now a graduate.
*Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a
politician.
*Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.
*Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country.

Wow!!! what a great medium to recall those days of "Macmillian English." We all had them off hand. Spirit of primary school days, but if u don't know all dis den u are part of indomie generation...
Source: self

any body dat don't knw Macmillan …………shouldnt b in nairaland

I was driving down a street along Alausa, having
just finished answering a call, when a policeman,
suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and
jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for
calling while driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie,
at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out,
spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely
at him.
Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na
offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The
person almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e
no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a
small growl, its tongue almost touching the
policeman's left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God
beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no
go collect anythin from you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since
morning. Na only N1,000 dey wit me.
Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The
oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming
really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make
you open the door plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 &
allowed him out of the car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever
better for you and your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!

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not our business

owowo..

we knw ur plan....

I laugh.....