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Hey dotcom no kom spoil name 4 here no b jacuzzi na JANUZAJ call it with full respect

Abeg make ref end the match cos Arsenal must not equalise

Lucky for the winner, sorry for the looser but my guy you too much joor your courage and swaggs get you to a point but mission not accomplish, so next time try to think fast like those warri boys as for the money you wasted at the resturant is just part of runs...

Dream to marry a muslim girl really love their head covering

humm i think my eyes is widely opened, am i right?

I just get this new way of transforming your Nokia phones to Android so i decide to share this with the great Nairalanders...
So everyone seems to be going
android now especially now that
Tecno has come up with a new
range of cheap Android phones.
However, some of us do not want
to lose the superior battery life
that Nokia gives (charge it once
and use it for the rest of your life).
Fortunately for us, some superior
hackers here in Nigeria have
come up with a way to port
Android OS 4.2 to Nokia phones.
What this means is that you can
actually run android on that your
Nokia phone!!!
The procedure is easy but you
have to follow it carefully else you
could destroy your phone forever.
If you aren’t sure of yourself, give
your phone to someone who is
tech savvy to do it for you.
The procedure
Get your nokia phone ready. Make
sure it is fully charged
Got to your kitchen
Get a fry pan and pour oil into it
(Vegetable oil or groundnut oil,
doesn’t matter which. Both work
equally well)
Set it to heat on the cooker/stove
and wait till it begins to give off a
bit of smoke to show it is very
hot.
Throw your phone into the pan
and let it heat till it is a crisp
golden brown then remove it.
Take a bath, dress up and go to a
Samsung store
Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4
Congratulations , you have
succesfully upgraded from Nokia
to Android! You can now enjoy
android like everybody else. Again,
make sure you follow the
procedure carefully for maximum
results. Have fun upgrading!
(Disclaimer: The writer of this
article will take no responsibility
for any phones damaged while
following this procedure. Using
this tutorial is fully at the risk of
the reader.)

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"I'd rather be selling groundnuts in
my village than play for a pathetic
club like Chelsea FC" - (Samuel Eto'o,
2004)

The recent 'harsh' comment
made to a fan by Wizkid has
refused to stop generating more
reactions. Wizkid had replied a
'fan' on twitter and called him
'broke' after the twitter follower
corrected his bad English on the
same social media platform.
Wizkid had earlier wrote, "an
hangover" instead of 'a
hangover', which a fan called his
attention to and wrote, "naxxo u
gbagaun for music sef #20man
smh tho... c d reason y u shld get
back 2 sch. lol." Wizkid then
replied, "broke people always
think they have an opinion."
The incident has resulted into a
wide range of condemnation
with many slamming the young
artiste.
Speaking recently in an interview
with a radio station, hi-life
musician, J-Martins, picked on his
colleague for calling a fan 'broke'.
However, Wizkid has reacted to J-
Martins comment. He said,
"J.Martins..1) I never called any of
my fans broke. That comment
was directed to one person that
insulted me, not a fan."

Oh that's my show mehn...leeegooo

*Dillish wins Big Brother The
Chase!
After expressing her desires to be
the first woman to win the Big
Brother grand prize since Zambia’s
Cherise did so seven seasons ago,
Dillish has done it for all of Africa’s
women!
The gorgeous Namibian started
her Chase race as the proverbial
underdog and was labeled
everything from lazy to a
pampered princess. As the Chase
rolled on however, Dillish quickly
emerged as a very strong
contender for the Chase title and
won her fellow Housemates and
Africa over, with her quirky,
accented alter ego, aptly titled
Princess Dillish.
The Namibian made sure to stay
away from trouble and coasted
through the Chase by taking her
place behind the scenes. While her
fellow Housemates got themselves
into hot water, fighting and
gossiping their way to what they
hoped was the top of the
mountain, Dillish remained
grounded and maintained cordial
relations with her fellow
Housemates.
The only time the Namibian got
herself in a spot of trouble was
when she and her good friend,
Nigeria’s Melvin, had a
disagreement after she told her
fellow Housemates about a
relationship he was involved in,
which was less than stellar. Dillish
and Cleo proved to all and sundry
that women are indeed a force of
nature. The two hotties pipped
their male counterparts, Elikem
andMelvin to the Top 2 while, as
well as their close friend Beverly.
Before the big news was
delivered,Pebbl es the fish
surprised all and sundry with one
last speech. “On behalf of myself
and the other fish, I would like to
congratulate you onyour amazing
feat. You are the specialest ladies
in Africa,” Pebbles said.
However, one thing is clear!
Tonight is Dillish’s night and oh
whata moment it was! As soon as
the Namibian was announced the
winner of the Chase, the Namibian
broke down in a heap of tears at
the realisation that she has a cool
USD 300 000 sitting in her bank
account. Yes Africa. She came, she
saw and she conquered. In heels
even!

Nigeria’s national football team
stars; Kalu and Ike Uche have
appeared in a new music video
of J-Martins. The talented
footballers did cameo
appearances in the shoot entitled
‘Touching Body‘. The Super
Eagles players are huge fans of
the singer, we heard.
The music video also featured DJ
Arafat. Both Kalu and Ike
honoured the invitation
extended to them by J-Martins,
who has been on the rise since
he joined the music industry as a
singer after working as a music
producer.

There is a Church on the Spintex
road that has no sign posts or
billboards. In fact, it does not
have any directional sign
indicating its location and yet
people start arriving for Sunday
service by 2am.
This is not about crusade or any
special programme but usual
Sunday service. When you report
for service after 5am, you will not
get a seat in the Church's
premises but sit outside under
the canopy. Amazing thing is
that, people are able to sit
through the service for more
than 10 hours.
Guess which church I am talking
about. This is T.B. Joshua's
Synagogue Church of All Nations
(SCOAN).
If I were to witness the above
scene some ten years ago, I
would have maintained that
majority of Christians in Ghana, if
not all are gullible because that is
totally illogical and no amount of
explanation could have
convinced me. What on earth
could make a person wake up
such early from the comfort of
one's house to go and queue as
early as 2am for a church service
when there are other churches
around?
I would have wondered why
some Christians were so lazy that
now they don't even want to
read the Bible but wanted fast
ways to solve their problems. I
have personally never sat in a
church service for more than 4
hours. I call that 'time-wasting'
and 'unproductive hours' at
Church.
That really used to be my
mentality some ten years ago
until recently when I joined this
group of 'gullible' Christians at
SCOAN. May be, I am now more
gullible than those who are at
SCOAN in my bid to dig further to
find out whether T.B. Joshua is a
real man of God or not. I will not
hesitate to say I used to doubt
much of the miracles God used
this man to perform but what
really attracted me to search
further was the campaign of
calumny launched against him by
other respectable men of God.
In my usual logical approach to
issues, I do not just take what
people say but do seek for more
information independently
before I draw conclusion. After I
had done enough readings
about SCOAN, I finally visited the
Ghana branch. What happened
there was beyond man's
imagination and beat my logical
reasoning to occurrences.
I thought people were
pretending until it happened to
my wife. She made serious
confessions we hadn't spoken to
anybody about and even
revealed spiritual issues we are
not aware of. This happened
after the so called 'anointing'
water was administered on her. I
was wondering what kind of
water that was. Water that could
make people say a lot of things.
Why didn't that water move me
too but only my wife?
I became more curious and
decided to travel to Nigeria with
my wife to SCOAN headquarters
where T.B. Joshua himself
resides. We were booked into a
hotel closer to the headquarters
of SCOAN, where we learnt T.B.
Joshua and his assistants (Wise
men) reside. In the hotel, I went
round looking for secret cameras
or recorders that could
eavesdrop on conversations for
T.B. Joshua to use as prophecies,
as I thought then. Having worked
as a journalist for more than five
years, at least I could locate
strategic positions for such items
and identify them. I was so
suspicious to the extent that I
was able to identify all the covert
security guards who worked
around the hotel and their
movement.
I had the opportunity of entering
the auditorium before the usual
Sunday service. I saw visitors
coming to pray in front of the
altar and I went further to touch
and look around for possible
gadgets that could record their
prayers which I suspected might
be used as prophecies by T.B.
Joshua and the 'Wise men'. I
didn't see anything like that.
During the Sunday service,
instead of concentrating on the
activities and playing active role,
all I did was to monitor the
movements and actions of T.B.
Joshua and the 'Wise men'.
Things beyond my logical
reasoning happened. For the first
time in my life, just by a touch, I
fell down, not once but several
times. The more attempts I make
to resist the touch of the 'Wise
men' the more I'm floored.
Logical reasoning had come to
an end!
No wonder the rich, the poor,
intellectuals, school-drop outs,
politicians, army officers, police
officers, fraudster, ordinary
Ghanaians and other nationals
report for service at the Ghana
branch of SCOAN as early as 2am.

Go Abeokuta them sabi ham wella cos does people enjoy weekend party...

Congrats, that's wotsup

John Cena has announced
that he is to take a break
from the WWE ring for up to
half a year while he recovers
from surgery on his arm.
The 36-year-old grappler is
set to undergo an operation
on a torn left tricep, and will
not be able to wrestle again
for four to six months.
The official WWE Universe
twitter feed broke the news
that the 20-time WWE
championship winner was
advised by doctors a
fortnight ago to get surgery.
"Cena tells the @WWEUniverse
that he was told to get
surgery for a torn tricep two
weeks ago. He is leaving @
WWE tonight for 4-6 months,"
the Twitter message read.
The wrestler himself had
previously hinted at the
situation, with a cryptic
picture on Instagram of a
road sign reading "change
ahead".
Cena was defeated at WWE
SummerSlam on Sunday
night.

Omo dis gurl sabi crack lies mehn, i cnt wait 4her end

Them 4name him MerlinThem 4name him MerlinThem 4name him Merlin

There is nothing bad in it just that we Nigerians over looked it There is nothing bad in it just that we Nigerians over looked it There is nothing bad in it just that we Nigerians over looked it

Nigeria guyz 2bad

She said she lives in VI