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To be hornesti ooo I blame buhari for this !

madridguy:
You no need WAEC result checker. Ask your little sister of her WAEC ID card and use the required info to check her result.

Just helped my little sister here too and Alhamdulilahi she got 8 papers.

Waow thanks man. Is it that the whole info is on the WAEC ID card?

I need just one waec result checker card please. Somebody help me ooo. . .my little sister no fit sleep!.

Failed Taliban suicide bomber was arrested and a full body search by police revealed a protective metal shield around his genital area.

Asked for it's purpose, his response was damn funny, he wanted to keep his coc.k safe after blowing himself up, so as not to have any sexual problems when he meets 72 virgins in paradise.


Moral Lesson:

The coc.k is very important even in life after here. . .so guard it jealously

Islamabad I hail ooo

Memories!!!

So abokis don join this kind parade too? Choi, Chineke ooo. . .dem don really dey wise up. I'm impressed albeit negatively lol

Atiku you forgot to tell us which position. . .as in 3rd or 4th.

nyabinghi:
why insult the legend

Ayamu sorry about that! It won't happen again!

to be honest, they are mad. I care before? idiots. . .

everytime, people go just dey sit down for ordinary ground for ooni. If na Buhari now, Bob Marley and the wailers go para.

I'm not just OK with this. . .my opinion though!

BrainnewsNg:
Hmmmmmmm


To?

See this one! Everything naim una dey take serious. What's with your tight posture of "To". . .?


abeg I no sabi or get time for una e-fights.

. . . .fulani cattlemen, we're coming.

They're lucky oooo

On my way to work this morning , I slapped a soldier
and he ran away. That's how I knew he was fake.

So please, let's join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town.


How?

By slapping them!

Slap a Soldier Today!


God bless you as you help this country!

No matter how many university degrees you have, if you dont know your life's purpose, you are worse than an illiterate. This is true because you are not the result of your circumstances. Rather, your circumstances are the result of you, through your choices. So stop praying to God for success. He already gave us seeds of success via your talents. Plant them and success will come. After working for your boss do not go home and watch TV. Go home and develop yourself so you wont work for him forever. And never be distracted by critics and adversaries. Remember, the bitter man spends time plotting his revenge while the better man spends it planning his success!

On monday at UBA bank, a Fulani man goes to the ATM and withdraws all his money. Then goes inside the same bank and deposit the same money he withdrew telling the bank officer that, my money is not safe outside in the ATM...people are just withdrawing anyhow and they may end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank, please.

Op take am easy dey lie abeg. . .its not dollardinho. . .dullařdînhó. . .you may add gworo chewing, burukutu sipping bas****d.

Even Nairaland sef censored the word to President Buhari. Hahaha

This woman is equally a tout. . .

Cherishing:
spoilt pikin see as e de sweet u

To be candid, I spoil walai and otuo nke di ocha na tor'm rinnee.
Choi!

Omotayor123:
Congratulations boy!

Boy ke? You dey see man come dey call am boy. . .no wahala continue till the fine young man give you belle, then you can testify that he's a man indeed. . .abi you think say to graduate na beans? Lol kidding.

Cherishing:
They are looking good in it. but the gov second name sef...

trying to pronouns it O..ootto gi
not my own jare

Lai Lai it's your own oooo. . . Ooootto gi.. . .infact ortoo n gi na blessing.
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha ortom ooo ooo otuocha.

Pissful religion. . .Ndi ara

Princewilla:
Omenka come and curse the Op as usual

You will never see that. . . .here. He is a cry baby. Very good at reporting fellow nairalanders to the mods for onward gaging. However, God pass them. Zombies come and dispute these "lies" by OcheJoseph

Things dey happen for this country Sha. Free the man jare you Mr Buhari.


Meanwhile, Dino and Oluremi still dey quarrel ooo.


I will beat and impregnate you........ Dino
Melaiye to Remi Tinubu.


I will deal with you very ruthlessly if you
impregnate my wife........ Tinubu to Dino
Melaiye!



If you impregnate me, I will abort the
baby.....Remi Tinubu to Dino Melaye

Things dey happen for this country Sha.
I will beat and impregnate you........ Dino
Melaiye to Remi Tinubu.


I will deal with you very ruthlessly if you
impregnate my wife........ Tinubu to Dino
Melaiye!



If you impregnate me, I will abort the
baby.....Remi Tinubu to Dino Melaye

TonyeBarcanista:
It is too late

Things dey happen for this country Sha.


I will beat and impregnate you........ Dino
Melaiye to Remi Tinubu.



I will deal with you very ruthlessly if you
impregnate my wife........ Tinubu to Dino
Melaiye!




If you impregnate me, I will abort the
baby.....Remi Tinubu to Dino Melaye

190theclown:


Who the F are you

The F you talking about? You're my great grandfather.

190theclown:

Heeeey great grandfather. . .lost but found Oldman. See your face. Shit dey catch you?

SirWere:
No, no, these christians wan hear satan's side of the story, his crib and how he rocks......



Afterall, they are two sides to a story

Mr SirWere, thank you for your tomatonis

SETHWORLD:
A place created by God for fallen angels..check ur bible for more info

Hmmm but during the course of creation, no mention of. . . . "and God said let there be hell and there was hell". . . .naaaa



Abeg oooooooooo

Abeg make una no vex. I really want to know who created hell where the Devil stays.


And if the Devil's still trapped there, how come some persons still blame the guy for things that happens here on earth?


Matured minds only.


I'm re175 a cousin to 175 son of Baba 190 and great grandchild of 190theclown.. . .and I just want to make commonsense!