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Xaurel: like she always does

and You

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Well you started it [/quote]and how may i help you¿

I havent finished the book o! Its not really fun. The writer's really flat with his delivery. I read one chapter a day

I could really use a wish right now. I wish You got cas*trated and your WIFE is the one writing this crap right now. Self*ish bas*tard

Youngk: nairaland is Good

*yawning* really?

There's this thing 'python fat', the igbos call it 'abuba-eke' it works like magic. Its sold by hausa men.

Time gets tough and the guy wants to bounce? Sooo much for the 'love' they shared

Love is self-LESS

levos2007: why do people like to force there beliefon others?

my dear, i've been asking this same question for some years now

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Why is this fat chick playin hard to get? Is she Somali?? [/quote]smh

joeydozzy: sweet like friends with benefits?

exactly

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't call truces. There cant be truce since there was no engagement so we cool[/quote]neat

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Realbitch loook slike a wifey material.. kinda [/quote]hmm. Most people wont agree with you

[quote author=Mr..Cork]errrm Hang on Sweeery REalBITCh. DO u realiaze how many chicks chase me on nairaland? BY the way u look like Beyansi. So whats your number?? [/quote]what do they chase you with?? Knives or guns¿whats your house address¿

joeydozzy: that was actually a compliment but hey I love you still. Can we kiss and make-up?

how about we sh*ag and break up?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I had to specify before it turns into something else[/quote]no fighting. Lets call a Truce

[quote author=Mr..Cork]sweery it susually works. Nairaland females love it! [/quote]well well, i guess your charm just evaporated

IZUKWU: so i have nothing to fear then, cos i will be mad to find out that i have wasted my emotions ,time and funds.

if you love her for real, it isnt a waste of all that shitty stuff. She wants attention¿ Give it to her. A little bit of cash wont hurt either

joeydozzy: you're really a realbitch

with a crackhead like you hanging around, any slowpoke would pass for a genius.

jammyng: I need help,.

obviously

[quote author=Mr..Cork]sweery you look likie a man and I mean that in a good way [/quote]is this your idea of a beautiful quote, Cork¿:/

When i pull such stunts on my bf, its either to extort money from him or to make him jealous,or both. If he dares make himself 'unavailable', i'll ditch him so fast it would make his head spin. But if he shows me the love i desire,even if he's got no money,i'll understand. And im the most troublesome person i know. So,if you talk to her and she doesnt understand, shes one hell of a bit*ch.

psycho alert!

[quote author=Mynd_44]How so?[/quote]dont know Why the hell you just Had to include my signature.

[quote author=Mynd_44](realbitch this is not directed to you)[/quote]interesting

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, the middle finger's for you

Now im bored. Dont bother any more...*yawns*

Now im bored.