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Angelinastto:

I lyk ur shoe

LadyPrecy:
Thanks Papi

you're welcome mumie

JUDASiskariot:
Hello guys,

There's this girl have been dating for almost 2months now. We haven't really been that close due to how busy she's always been at school, and so we only see once in a week.

So last week i saw pictures of guys and their baes in the swimming pool, and i find it romantic, i decided i will take her to the pool, even though i don't know how to swim. I asked her about it, she said she wouldn't mind going to the pool with me.

So guys, as a first timer, what do i need in other not to Bleep up in her presence? And those of us with the experience should please share.

Thanks.

I like your six ribs

GEExclusive:
This forum is full of spineless guys

you too funny, how many have you encountered

[quote author=GEExclusive post=53868457][/quote]okay... you gals don't enjoy cucumber again, you're now after cassava.. we still have some guys with yam here

[quote author=GEExclusive post=53868457][/quote]okay... you gals don't enjoy cucumber again, you're now after cassava.. we still have some guys with yam here

dollyjoy:
you are indirectly promoting the hype.

you're more that those on his list

Bibi294:
True love is my boyfriend

ok

LadyPrecy:
Jisos

you look good,no debate

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, do you like my profile photo?

Yes or Nay?

If yes, hit "Like"[/color]

yes,nice

boiz2men:
look at this ugly duckling... Ya ugliness make me puke.. i spit on u
who wants to fuccck a sockaway.. u reek of infections..

pick ya choice and suck a sockaway.. thats right.. just what you have as pusssy

guy easy, what's your beef with the op?

I don't think your serious, looks like you're seeking attention.. you just joined few months and your making such kind of post

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living001:
Good day Nairaland. just have to start work, No neeed for formalities now, need a break down costs of design, totally cost and estimate of material and labour in stages, considering current cost, and cost of supervision maybe in levels or as you prefer for a 3 bedroom twin bungalow in owerri and the ground is level, standard plot. thanks.

I am an architect, I can give a good design at cheaper rate.

chiozo:
1. Welcome to a school where one credit
unit course is more stressful than 4 credit
unit courses.


2. A school where the number of students
is 5 times bigger than the capacity of
lecture halls.


3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture
halls but during exams period, you will
find out that there are many vacant halls

4. A school where students living in
hostels are more spoilt and corrupt than
students living off campus.

5. Welcome to a school where a guy will
live with his galfriend for one
semester,when the result comes out,the
guy’s GP will be 4 point while the gal’s
GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point)
and they call it love. Shame!

6. A school where some students always
go to night class with engineering
mathematics and end up using it as
pillow when sleeping.

7.Welcome to a school where some
students that normally go to night class
everyday peep in the exam hall more
than those students they think that don’t
know anything.

8.A school where girls preferred dating
school schuttle drivers and lecturers to
students.


9.Welcome to school where “things for
sale clothes” are sold more than garri in
the market cos that’s where many gals
base.

10. A school where sex is cheaper than
One packet of super pack indomie. That’s
fact

11.Welcome to a school where the
number of guys found around the female
hostels everynight is five times the
number of students found in school
library during exam period.

12. A school where no girl is living in the
village,everybody is living in town. Hmm!
See Forming


13. Welcome to school where ugly girls
form pass beautiful ones.

14. A school where everybody is gentle,it
will be difficult to separate the good ones
and the bad ones.


15.Welcome to a school where “Genesis
1vs 12 is the talk point for weed smokers.
Read it……


16 If you want to catch many gals,use
indomie and egg. That’s true


17. Welcome to a school where many
students wasted their time during lecture
hours and remember God few weeks to
the exam and want God to perform
miracles for them in the exam hall. That’s
fact. Remember in every nonsense,there
must be a sense in it.

futo is a true example of such school.. one unit course like eng drawing can frustrate you especially when engineer okafor is your lecturer

irisola:
her better pass seyi shay.

yours is equivalent to hers

jmoore:
The bible should have kept the virginity status of Mary secret too, abi?
If your grand mom died a virgin, it means you were adopted.

it was revealed because her conception was of divine...

beautiful232:
:DI am also a virgin oooo

if nudity, homosexuality and the likes can be discussed freely without apologies, why then should we be quiet about virginity

My sister we the virgins can't be quite again

if you're a virgin, that means my goat fit lay eggs

Shortyy:
Tell em girl!!!!

how the thing take help you

slimzypink:
me too i am a virgin

hmmmmmm

Mufasa27:
I never called a Olamide a rapper, always try to read and understand...

Talking about illbliss, the guy use to be a very good rapper until phyno came and destabilized the guy, Niqqa was so confused he switched from English rap to igbo.. Lol

if illbliss change from rapping in English to Igbo so that will make him a bad rapper... same thing happened to reminisce and vector.... guy you're not a fan of rap song for you to say that illbliss doesn't deserve the award

1wolex85:
Did you see the definition of artiste of the year? Who has had a more 'critically acclaimed year' than Wiz this year? Even when he came in, the whole show stopped. This year, he has risen to become probably the biggest artiste in Africa! What's bigger than that?

shut up, messi was FIFA best player of the year when angel dimaria won Argentina best player of the same year... please explain that to me?

Mufasa27:
Baba, no waste your time, the album is trash!!!
Every album in that category is pure trash!!

I'm not a fan of Olamide but I think he should have won..

He had a better trash, compared to the others..

shut up, how well do you know rap.. or do you think rap is by making noise with beat... olamide I know is no longer a Raper he bow do more of singing and solo in his songs... I have full tracks of illbliss abulm, the guy is a real rapper.. he drops punchlines, metaphors and rhyme unlike the primary school lines of olamide

Kdiva:
oh my God! How can the dog even sleep with a human being?

please who is to answer that your question?

Jpierre:
A girl I love so much, the day I introduced her to my kid brother, he told me he was in the same house when his friend had s''x with her...... should I still marry her?

guy that question pass me

refiner:
I was discussing with a friend earlier today...she is married tho with a kid,so she jokely asked me to bring a guy home next year ooo,that she can't wait to dance in my wedding ceremony...but I was like...sister mi,I will only get married when I get into school,graduate,go for nysc and have a good job,she didn't take that lightly with me....she started telling me how desperate many girls will be by that time and probably marry the wrong guy and also gave me an example with her husband elder sister who is still in her dad's house till today,getting old but still in her home...and she made a decision like me when she was younger but she has no hubby now and she's getting older....

Another friend of mine told me last week that she will be 21 by next year and if someone come for her she will willingly marry him...I was amazed...

What do you think friends...do you agree with them and what's ur reason,I will appreciate mature opinions...

please don't listen to them, I hate early marriage... I don't like to see girls below 24years going into marriage....

they keep saying that the youths are they leaders of tomorrow... the tomorrow is here we need to start planning.... I am 100% in for this..



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