(12) Results in… Unit 17 Igboroko (Ahmadiya grammar school) 2 ward 3 Owo LG. AD…. 01 PDP…..05 APC….. 262.


choi, see rigging...... APC and rigging are like 5&6

dedons:
I found the Ugly pictures of two yoruba men with their terrible tribal marks on my house boy's phone.


Those pictures are just too embarrassing.

that's a tribal hatred not mark

AjalaJ:
This happened when I was 10, around 7 years ago. I was dumb and naïve.

One day my uncle (chacha) came to our home from village and his marriage was due in a month or so. There was a happy ambiance and the elders were talking about the arrangements.

I was getting bored so I asked him for his phone, I wanted to play, of course. He gave it to me. But soon I realised that he didn't have anything even remotely interesting in his phone so I started scrolling through his gallery. Sure enough, all I found was stupid mirror selfies and pictures of bikes.

But then at the end of it, there was a folder named X, I opened it. Another folder. I opened that. Another folder! This went for around 10 folders and finally what this 10 year old girl saw, shocked her. Hundreds of pictures of naked women! Not secretly taken though, these women were posing. (He probably got em from the internet?)

But in all honesty, I was more amused than shocked. I had seen naked women before (horrible memory, lol) but never thought that they let themselves get photographed! So after going through all the pictures I went to the room where all of the elders were seated and showed the images to each one of them as I laughed hysterically.

I vividly remember, at first my uncle didn't realise what I was showing to the others. When my mother's turn came to see the pictures, she looked at the phone, then at me, then at uncle, then back at the phone, and calmly said, “I don't understand what you're showing, give the phone back to him.”

This was the moment his eyes widened and he realised what I'd done.

Needless to say, a very awkward silence followed and my mom doesn't like him any longer. He is infamously tagged the black sheep of the family.

Back then I felt stupid because my mom somehow didn't find it funny. But now, I feel stupid because damn it, I was a jerk and what I did was embarrassing on so many levels!

Yeah, I was a nice kid. *Wink*

Source: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-most-embarrassing-thing-you-found-on-someones-phone

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CUCUMBER VIDEOS

aquadude15:
report life. APC is taking over

guy why are you smoking weed under this hot sun?

Edwinmason:
should i use isometric or oblique?

Isometric is the best,showing the front, side and plan view

pay for your bill, you have a chocking smell like amonia

Edwinmason:
hit LIKE if you have no idea of what the op is asking

just view the guy from the right hand view. using third Angel projection

ismart:
Imagine your boyfriend or potential boyfriend buys a complete pack of sanitary pad among other little things, how would you view him?

Good move or bad move?

I will view him using autographic projection

AND THE QUEST FOR SELF SERVICE CONTINUES..... CHIDINMA YOU TOO MUCH

yankeypha:
be specific, your home town can never be otucoha, ether you from my town umueri or aguleri, anyway we are the best.

I am from mbano

Ximenes45:
Onye Mba 4, Anwuchula nwanna

kudos bros,you know me Weller

Onyenna:

[size=50pt]BRUTALITY[/size]

lol

Explorers:
6.

so what if they see me with a Range Rover Sport?

FlirtyKaren:
An excited Nigerian woman has taken to her Facebook page to list the numerous reasons why Igbo men make the best husbands and boyfriends.

According to Victoria Onwuchekwa, Igbo men know how to 'sex a woman' in the bedroom and spoil her with love and goodies, amongst other reasons. Read what she wrote below and tell us if you agree!

Forget we yab Igbo men o.
Igbo men are the best!
Husband material
How to sex a woman in the bedroom
How to spoil a woman with love and goodies
They make the best inlaw to their in-laws
They will not do you surprise package and marry second wife unlike other tribes, no matter what they will be with you till the end (just don't cheat sha but some are known to forgive their cheating wives o but that is story for another day).
Our men sef are not enough for Us cause nowadays middlebelt women be dragging them with us..........even calabar women sef( my sister if calabar woman hol your Igbo boyfriend, please just forget it, lick your wounds and move on, calabar woman grip they very strong o)don join dey drag our men with us.
If I come back again to this world, I will still marry an Igbo man.
They are second to none.
The best-est!.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/nigerian-lady-lists-reasons-why-igbo.html

abu m nwa afor Igbo....

reporting from IMO state. ...

otuocha, guess you know where I am from

rosalieene:
Lol I know someone must say this

cucumber is now #tag for miss anambra

Gee001:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, I'd love to know what you feel you can achieve or do if given an opportunity to be the president of Nigeria just for a day. What will u do? What are the things you'll wish to stop or introduce/encourage in the country. Remember, it's just for a day and you may not achieve all of your plans for the country, so just choose to do those things you feel the country needs and not wants. Over to you, let's know your plan(s) for Nigeria...

DECLARE BIAFRA AND IMPLEMENT FEDERALISM IN THE NATION...

your sister is cool.

she get good meat on her lips...

Escabado:
Please I would like all my fellow guys here to add Nigeria girls or Nigerian women when making a post here in nairaland because I have been to more than 9 other African countries and I have came to realize that Nigerian girls are the worst girls in the world you can ever date or try to have a relationship with

They cheat alot

They are too money concious

They are the highest girls that does ashawo work even when they are married

They see dating as job opportunity to earn money

They see marriage as poverty alliviation scheme

One thing that Nigerian girls do is that they try to copy oyibo girls without knowing that oyibo girls are even more hard working than oyibo men.oyibo woman wants your sincere love and not your money.but here in Nigeria, money is the only thing our girls are after. So please let's add Nigerian girls in particular when making a post because they are worst kind of women in this world

including your sisters?

ikorodureporta:
Last night, CNN accidentally aired half an hour of hardcore pornography to viewers after a 'grave error' by RCN, a local cable TV provider in New Jersey that provides CNN's bruadcasting for the city.


Though viewers were tuning in for a brand new episode of Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown, the show's title took on a brand new meaning when the scheduled programming was replaced with explicit material starring adult trans-sexual film star, Riley Quinn...


Source: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/cnn-accidentally-airs-30-minutes-of-non-stop-hardcore-porn-a7439371.html

and I was sleeping... why did I missed such health program

badassProdigy:
A daring female model who is also a student of the University of Lagos flaunted her luscious bosom in a mind-controlling seductive professional photo-shoot.

Natasha Yamala currently signed to Catch22 Model Management is a 300 level Mass Communication student of the prestigious University of Lagos pursuing a blosom career in the showbiz industry.

According to the skinny girl, she is also into journalism as she runs a blog where she tests her writing skills. She is also a National Diploma holder in the field of Mass Communication from Yaba College of Technology, Lagos.

She has been described as a very determined and ambitious model who goes to an extra length in creating long-lasting impressions in the line of duty.

This accounts for her recent Private photo-shoot that has raised eyebrows on Instagram.
The name Natasha Yamala may sound foreign but she hails from Delta State, South-south part of Nigeria.

“I am the only girl in between two boys, I also love cooking and when I’m not reading a crime/investigation novel, I’m writing" she said in an interview with a local school newspaper.

"Growing up, I was a tom-boy, being the only girl in between two boys, what would you expect? It was fun for me cos they just always seemed so cool and all they did was fascinating to me like climbing trees, doing “ultimate searches” just to win a biscuit or something. But I loved playing with them even if they would always bully but would never let someone else touch me.
I guess it was their job to bully me n still protect me at the same time" she added.


Cc: lalasticlala

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/11/unilag-female-student-flaunts-bare.html?m=1

small small, she will start eating cucumber like chidinma

StupidYorubaFool:
my fiancé came over to my apartment 2 weeks ago and whilst we were on the zenith of romance, I sucked her puzzy.....
she shrieked, screamed and giggled......
she then told me that almost all the ladies have a proclivity for MouthAction....
she said i propelled her to cloud 9 and that whenever she's in the office she keeps reminiscing about it and it do appears afresh in her memory and thus a nostalgia worth reminiscing...
though I didn't enjoy it though but was compelled to suck her cos I love her and she was so hygienic and clean down there with a favourable scent...
she'll be visiting on Sunday again and anticipates a repetition of the same act...

ladies why do you really prefer oral to penetration...

matured comments pls.

I could remember the first day my first girlfriend sucked my cucumber, that was in the year 2011, believe me it was awesome

JerryGustemante:
Thiss is a special message to all the girls on Nairaland that has beenn deprived of the deliciousness of a veryy good konnddo by their boyfriends and side boys..

Ur life changing experience is about to happen today..a miraculously large Anaconda has come ur way today in the form of Jerrygustemante am jusss a pm awayyy!!!

I will yanshh u for free..no bank charges ss!

To those that will comment stupidly.. carry ur wahala and go...I won't take it lightly with you

If u are a Lady and u comment on this threadd then u wantt the konndoo.. if u are a guy then ur girlfriendd wantss it..BEGIN!!

chai I arrived very late, hope this nairaland guys never share the girls finish

FoolishPig:
Let us have fun
My NL crush is Sinaj, I love her

Who is yours?

I have been away from nairaland for months now, please who missed me?

Eagul:


Eeew!

so people still drink garri?

back then we do put groundnut, milk, chicken suya etc etc.. hope you dnt let it swell

lol, are you from Liberia

RichYoungNigga:


No.

make I hear, stop pretending. I didn't vote for bubu, but the wind of change is blowing me back to 1987

nikkypearl:
no it can't! Hard work will

dear, a paint of garri is #750 in my skul

RichYoungNigga:
I wish the Nigerian economy will die and be buried.

I want those that voted for Buhari to become beggars

like is not gonna affect you bro

false hope!

okay, how much is your change @buhari?

change is what they (95%) asked for