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they are cheap to maintain and feel like they have no asset to flex about

this guy is a smoker

sure?

mofeoluwadassah:
Y asking?

because I feel concerned, what cool keep you awake and in know that the whether is cold

HungerBAD:
In my Culture it is 7 Years of badluck.
Medically speaking,there are no implications.
Commonsense speaking,it is just plain nasty and dirty.

did you said 7years?

mofeoluwadassah:
wen u are allowing ur b.f 2 dig ur hole like dis everyday,pls wht will nw remain 4 ur husband 2 dig ehn!

you're still awake?

maybe his impotent.... but I thought you girls want a relationship without sex?



me wey be top striker, cunts the respect me

9jayes:
16-21 noni

I was 15 and she dey 21... no big deal... i like dating older chicks

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wish you're my next door neighbor... guess you're a Yoruba?

makydebbie:
The annoying thing is, someone will believe this friction.

who does that..


NNE you too fine

mofeoluwadassah:
K

hmmm

MsDelilah:
I was 14.

you spoilt so early

9jayes:
Hmmmm

why that?

mofeoluwadassah:
:PTanks......nd u av potatoes right

I get cassava

ItsTheBachelor:
Let's do this people,let's describe our other half character with a funny metaphor.

For example:

If sex was football,my girl will be Messi.

If nagging was a company,my girl will be CEO.

If talking needed NEPA light,my girl would be dumb.

If being faithful was corruption,my girl will be Nigeria.

Let's go!!!! Let's see who's more creative.

Cc: Lalasticlala;farano.

if my gal na one room, she be self con

if she be soup,she be vegetable soup

if she be commodity,she be rice

if the be camera, na 36megapixel

Ifexxy:
lol....



cc: lalasticlala

http://thearticleng..com.ng/2016/12/viral-photos-of-lady-trying-to-take.html?m=1

did she survived the fall?

AgapeHate:
I logged into my account this afternoon just to Have a nice time looking through a thread on Frontpage I saw a name and picture of borbrisky. I thought it was just a flooop until I check the profile and saw him commenting and selling his bleaching creams.
According to the rules on nairaland. This place does not promote gays (he has been calling BAE all day and we know his Bae is a man)

Please Seun we don't want gays here.

#Operation remove borbrisky

www.nairaland.com/borbrisky

please who is borbrisky?

saintCaligula:
It is not easy for a website like daily mail in UK to recognise handsome guys in romanceland..
Below according to daily mail are the most handsome guys in romance land...
They are...
5). https://www.nairaland.com/maxi112
4) https://www.nairaland.com/photoshoot
3) https://www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much
2) https://www.nairaland.com/naijaboiy
1) http.//www.nairaland.com/softorgasm

note there are other cute guys here.. but these five are the top of the billboard chart..
source is www.dailymail.UK

for face ni or body?

I was 16years and some months with a 21years old gal.
choi I nearly went to heaven that day...

fados4sure:
I use Iphone 6S & want to get her something different. thanks

oya now, surprise her with new iPhone 7

fados4sure:
I use Iphone 6S & want to get her something different. thanks

oya now, surprise her with new iPhone 7

adebayo201:
Even your teeth. Seems you've being feeding on human flesh and blood

guy easy now

fados4sure:
Few days ago i was worried that i haven't heard from my crush & she finally called me today & guess what she said?
My phone was given me problem that is why we haven't been able to talk & guess what?

she is coming back tomorrow & i want to surprise her with a power device & would want you to recommend between the following phones for me;

HUAWEI GR5 MINI
XIAOMI MI5
SAMSUNG GALAXY J5

Samsung S5 or iPhone 6s will be better

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do I look like a witch/Ogbanje?[/color]

no dear, you aren't, maybe he wanna use that to qualify your beauty... you're very beautiful....

onyiiella:
Nairalanders I need help. 25'the of this month is my birthday
And I'm not getting younger, I'm not even in any serious relationship because I have suffered heart breaks. All I need right now is a Marriage. Abeg make Una help pray for me.

why are you so worried about that, check your attitude towards men first,secondly be encouraged you're just 25yrs.... is not about getting married early what counts is the happiness in your marriage... my auntie married when she 31yrs

SexyNairalander:
[b]No doubt I have done so many crazy things and I can't even remember most of them

buh lemme share few, i went to a government school(my decision sha cos then i mumu small and needed to wise up)back then in school on Fridays to be precised. . .I always buy a pack of condom and share in the class though I was a member of anti-aids club.

also I can remember me and my guys dealing with a particular teacher that was transfered to our school that year, no doubt I went to a school known for fighting and other yeye doings ( atunrase senior high school) and this yeye man gathered enough information about our school and he discovered that the students are stubborn,

being the most feared man in his former school he brought his wahala and began to intimidate us (imagine) na so e flog everybody for class cos he was passing by and we were still making noise. . .we accepted to chop cane even though we don't feel the pain from cane anymore

well, we didn't wanna deal with him much. . .we just emptied the fuel in his bike and replaced it with water. closing hour baba was busy struggling to start his bike, buh boiz no send.


another case was the time our principal seized our football (for him mind) during the weekend we came to school and removed the louvers to his office and went in to collect our ball.



lemme stop here so you guys can share some experience[/b]

I was a dormant student during my secondary school days, I was the youngest then... I left sec school at 14yrs and 8months

Jenny1010:
contact me for your quality vaseline

abeg no make me laugh enter Bush

mofeoluwadassah:
See as dat second guy dey look am as if his life depend on it

and you have a lovely tomatoes