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Celebrities › Re: I Have No Boyfriend And Am Not Looking For One Either - Genevieve Nnaji by realGURU(m): 7:50pm On Oct 10, 2014
I can't go for auntin geny @ 35, she is already old. Her mate now have kids in secoodary school
Career › What Is My Employment Opportunity With Msc In Physics by realGURU(op): 9:32pm On Oct 05, 2014
Hi, my fellow nairalander, i am bsc holder in pure physics and planning to do my msc after my services. But keen to know how employable i will be, so that atleast i will get motivation.
Career › The Cost Of Doing Msc In Nigerian Universities by realGURU(op): 7:54pm On Oct 03, 2014
Pls I am a graduate in one of the nigerian universities, I am currently doing my services and planning to do my msc immediately.
Pls how much will it cost me to do my msc in nigerian uni, i mean the tuition fee.
Thank you
Politics › Special Prayer To GEJ Supporters by realGURU(op): 2:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
May God run ur life the way gej is running this country.
May God give you and ur family the kind of peace gej gave this country.
May God subsidise ur blessings they way gej subsidised the nigerian oil.
May God secures you the way Gej secured this country.
May God make u manage ur life the way gej manage this country.
If u are true supporter of gej u should type Ameen.
Politics › Up To 50 Terr0rist Captured In Biu Town This Evenning/; Bokoharam by realGURU(op):
some suspected terrorist which are believed to be members of bokoharam have been captured in biu town this evenning, the terrorists whom were caught caught hidden in truck whom were trying to pass through biu town to their safe hideout where found in truck containing cows on top and the terrorist in the " down flow" of the truck. DETAILS TO FOLLOW LATER,


source : resident in biu

Celebrities › Re: Hot As Hell, Sexy As Sin -dont Open This If You Are Not Mature Enough by realGURU(m): 6:02pm On Sep 09, 2014
Mhm
Education › Re: FUTA 2014/2015 Pre-degree by realGURU(m): 5:53pm On Sep 09, 2014
Pls how to apply
Politics › Re: How I Was Raped By A Soldier- Student by realGURU(m): 5:33pm On Sep 09, 2014
Mhm
Sports › Re: End Your Relationship With Olga It Hurts Me" - Nigerian Girl Writes Mikel Obi by realGURU(m): 6:26pm On Sep 07, 2014
Mikel obi is not making any mistake in the other way, the girl's dad na billionaire so he is the one to make money and not she.
20pounds: Mikel is hurting our economy and our girls at the same time! He would have helped the labour market by dating at least 20 Nigerian side chics. How can he be making all that money and not help our girls? What happened to 'giving back to the society that made you'? It is our girls right to be jealous cos Mikel is a big fish that has refused to show up during a fishing expedition.


Naija babes, wherever you people go(whether babalawo or white garment churches) to 'tie' and confuse sugar daddies, making them abandon their families and buy you the latest phones with monies meant for their children's school fees, it is high time you people visit there again for Mikel.


Osaze is gone, Victor Moses too, Obafemi Martins, Sunday Oliseh, Tijani Babangida, etc etc. Haba! What happened to local content na? We need a legislation on this. Imagine if 2face didn't marry Ann; wetin she for do with her acting that is below average? Or Tiwa Savage didn't marry Tee Bee(abi kini ko); dude for no see money wear designer outfits and form 'Double ol' G'. May be, Don Jazzy for dey tell am;

"Tee Bee, bring my walking stick for me"

"Tee Bee, wash the Range, we are going out in it today
Politics › Names And Phrases Commonly Used In Calling Buhari On Social Media by realGURU(op): 8:52am On Sep 04, 2014
Guys let's us list names and phrases commonly used in describing rtd general muhammadu buhari on social media .
Politics › Names And Phrases Commonly Used In Describing Nigerian Politicians by realGURU(op): 8:32am On Sep 04, 2014
Guys let's list names and phrases commonly used in describing nigerian politicians on social media.
mine are:
polithiefcian
power monger
oil money looters
Romance › Could This Be True Or Just Fantasy by realGURU(op): 1:22pm On Sep 03, 2014
I have been prophesised my some voices that my wife will be a cute indian lady and that i will be wealthy and live a luxurious life and i will be naija no. one man [president of naija).
But now 4 years , i haven't seen anything like that, many beautiful girls have been coming my ways but i turn them off because they are not in line with the prophecy.
And this is making me to look harsh on girls which i was not like that before.
Pls should i forget about this prophecy and continue with my normal life or continue to wait for it.
Am not saying i prefer those white ladies to my fellow naija but because of the other guddies accompanied with it.
Romance › Guys Help Me! by realGURU(op): 2:07pm On Sep 02, 2014
I have been prophesised my some voices that my wife will be a white indian lady and that i will be wealthy and live a luxurious life and i will be naija no. one man [president of naija).
But now 4 years , i haven't seen anything like that, many beautiful girls have been coming my ways but i turn them off because they are not in line with the prophecy.
And this is making me to look harsh on girls which i was not like that before.
Pls should i forget about this prophecy and continue with my normal life or continue to wait for it.
Am not saying i prefer those white ladies to my fellow naija but because of the other guddies accompanied with it.
Romance › This Topic Is Exclusively For Girls- Guys Keep Off by realGURU(op): 9:32am On Sep 02, 2014
Thou girls in this forum , do u prefer a romantic guy or a high with libido( very active in bed).
Politics › Fire At Presidential Villa As Dr. Sule Lamido Stormed The Villa Today by realGURU(op):
Dr. Sule lamido stormed the presidential villa and openly tells jonathan that he is ready to go against him to in pdp 2015 primaries and that the presidency should stop molesting him and and his family.
He emphasised that he is ready contest in 2015 and no amount of intimidation will make him change his mind.
Jonathan was shocked at the mr lamido's manners and call the pdp Nwc to call him to order.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/08/2015-sule-lamidos-entry-rattles-presidency-pdp/#sthash.JjZE34Bk.dpuf
Nairaland General › Re: If You Could Be One Age Forever, What Age Would You Choose? by realGURU(m): 11:24pm On Aug 27, 2014
Age is only numbers
Politics › Gej Is Seriously Ill See Newspape Reports by realGURU(op): 10:02am On Aug 25, 2014
Politics › Bokoharam Video Of Declaring " Gwoza An Islamic Caliphate" Download It Here" by realGURU(op): 9:46am On Aug 25, 2014
Click here to download the 52-minute video where the leader claim that gwoza, a borno state local is "no longer part of naija." http://www.datafilehost.com/d/e946d205
Politics › My brainstorm on this government and the new Ebola virus by realGURU(op): 10:12am On Aug 19, 2014
I have these courage to state it clearly that this govt. is killing nigerians more than how ebola is killing human being in west africa because of its maladministration.
Every sector is below average in performance, when u try power no electricity, education mass failure and concurrent strikes, security heavy casualties on govt. side, kidnapping, armed robbery etc, health industrial action and under performance, DS headquarter fake security reports.
Jonathan is killing naijarians more than ebola.
Another thing that disturb me most is everybody is against ebola being muslim, christain, pagans, africans, americans, asians etc but for jonathan still some people still support them.
This administration is the peak of terrorism in nigeria, bombing, suicide bombing, bokoharam, religious and political terrorism and power terrorism and constitutional abuse.
Romance › 60% Of Naija Girls Will Not Get Husband If This Trend Did Not Change! by realGURU(op):
60% of christain girls will end up as singles, single mothers, frustrated ladies, husband snatchers, harlots or professional prostitutes if polygamy is not introduce into their marriage.
With large number of pom pom girls parading the street something should be done to arrest the siituation.
They should have a general council meeting with pops, archbishops, cardinals, pastors etc. and deliberate on it as they use to introduce and remove things into their religion in the past.
Monogamy is no where prohibited in the bible as noah, jacob [ isreal], david married many wives. It is only that jesus did wait to get married so that we know how many women he will have married. Because jesus can not be different from the rest.
Monogamy is only an european culture, they use this to control their population . They use monogamy, family planning and now homosexuality, u know who are shemales, trannies and ladies boys?
Don't tell me monogamy is in the bible with time, this western devil will put homosexuality in the bible they will claim christians are " not under law" . Are some padres, cardinal not gays? And with time they will get a scriptual support for it. Just Watch out.
Politics › The Liberian Govt. Knew The Sawyer Might Have Ebola But Cleared Him Into Ng by realGURU(op): 4:57pm On Aug 12, 2014
Document obtained about sawyer, the liberian man that brought ebola, shows that he was stopped from work, isolated and under supervision for ebola. But the liberian govt. Manage to clear him to visit nigeria for ecowas summit.
I just comfirm this from from sahara reporter http://saharareporters.com/2014/08/12/how-liberian-govt-cleared-patrick-sawyer-travel-nigeria-ebola
Technology Market › Why Mtn, Airtel, Glo Etc Are Not Allowing Customers To Reply To Newsletters? by realGURU(op): 12:23pm On Aug 12, 2014
Why mtn, airtel, etisalat, glo. And other are not allowing customers to reply to newsletters.
They should allow customers to reply to their newsletter so that atleast they will get customers reaction to some of these senseless promos,messages etc.
Anytime they send me some of these message i ought to have that opportunity so that i can tell them something.
Politics › Jonathan May Not Win In 2015 by realGURU(op): 2:57pm On Aug 10, 2014
If fg has to employ 73, 000 security personnel to intimidate voters and still loose in osun, i wonder if , jonathan will have enough security men in 36 states and abuja to rig, intimidate and arrest opposition leaders in 2015 general election.
Am making these analysis from what i saw in ekiti and osun state.
Politics › Jonathan Drop His 2nd Term Ambition Today. by realGURU(op): 6:42pm On Aug 08, 2014
Don't take it serious it was only rumoured!
Politics › Who Actually Kill Honourable Patrick Yakowa, Ex_governor Of Kaduna? by realGURU(op): 5:48pm On Aug 08, 2014
Ur contribution will be used for security purpose , thank you
Politics › Gej Make It Clear In Washington DC That He Will Contest In 2015 by realGURU(op): 12:31pm On Aug 08, 2014
Pls don't take it seriou am joking
Politics › The Commonly Used Phrases For Describing Jonathan by realGURU(op): 10:15am On Aug 08, 2014
1:Jonathan
2: that mumu in aso rock
3: that clueless man
4: indeed clueless
5: the man is now high
6: arnen banza
7: mai pisari a tsaye
8: mai malafa
9: otuoke man
10: mumu
Politics › IF U ARE NOT SUPPORTING JONATHAN IN 2015 CLICK HERE by realGURU(op): 3:34pm On Aug 07, 2014
HI NAIRALANDERS
IF YOU ARE THINKING LIKE ME
THAT JONATHAN SHOULD NOT
CONTEST IN 2015
LET'S HIT LIKE
AND SAY AMEN
and safe journey to otuoke!

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