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Family / Re: Wife Introduction: My Mum Insists On Pregnancy First by reality17(m): 6:56am On Jan 11, 2018
LadySarah:
hmm,confused indeed.If you.are confused now,what then will happen with other complicated issues in marriage.


Are you marrying for fulfilling life's purpose together or to preocreate?I hope you understan that your parents shouldn dictate what goes on in your marriage?I hope you also know that she could get pregnant,could later lose it an never take in again ;but then she has passed your mother's fertility test.

I have seen ladies marry at 18 and ttc for life and i have also seen others marry at 40 and have 6 kids at 46(twins thrice).

You guys should behave wello,this is soemeone's daughter

Eme unu ka unu choro ime nwa agbogho ahu,okwa o ga adi unu nma?

Well said from an Aba made comment
Health / Re: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by reality17(m): 6:45am On Jan 11, 2018
LifeIsGuhd:
grin cheesy grin

Only a girl base in Abuja can say this
Celebrities / Re: Bedroom Photo Of Mercy Johnson And Her Husband, As She Lies On Top Of Him by reality17(m): 8:54am On Jan 10, 2018
Lorbar:
After reading Bible, the next thing is to sleep on each other lipsrsealed

Wats dis one saying?? Go get married then come back and comment

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Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Sex Worker Celebrates Her Birthday In Styles With Her Clients(PICS) by reality17(m): 8:49am On Jan 10, 2018
makydebbie:
Na the toto go suffer am, what's my business?

Ghanaian Girls also av sometin in common
Celebrities / Re: #30billionconcert Made 500 Million Naira – Davido by reality17(m): 8:25pm On Jan 09, 2018
Ennybouy:
#500 million naira.... Damn

Its either u dislike mathematics while in secondary school or u are a fulani man selling spare parts
Politics / Re: Governor Ajimobi: I Washed Dead Bodies For 8 Years To Survive by reality17(m): 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2018
kokoA:
Why is it that all the successful men in Nigeria today were once poor? "I had no shoes, I washed dead bodies, I was a bus conductor, I did okada for 20 years, I was picked from the gutter etc".. Oboy make I enter streets be that o, I must push wheel barrow by force, so that me go fit tell my own story grin

U wan push wheel barrow at 40? shocked Ur village ppl is at work truly
Family / Re: Man Gifts Wife New Car For Exclusively Breast-Feeding Their Baby For 6 Months by reality17(m): 11:51am On Jan 08, 2018
ANNOY:
Guy u too funny. But on a serious note, the woman deserves the car.

So na now u restore to factory settings
Family / Re: Man Gifts Wife New Car For Exclusively Breast-Feeding Their Baby For 6 Months by reality17(m): 5:18pm On Jan 07, 2018
kimbraa:
Why should you thank her for doing what motherhood bestows on her?. Buy her a car by the virtue of being your wife or that she just put to bed, not because she agreed to breastfeed for 6months. If she doesn't, who will?.

Wats she saying? Slay queens like u can NEVER breastfeed their child for even 3months, all because of the fear of slack boobs

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Romance / Re: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by reality17(m): 4:22pm On Jan 07, 2018
Lalas247:

lol u must fall o...
don't worry ... give it few more days

Fall for wat? Ur totoise azz or d 'never possible' ban?
Romance / Re: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by reality17(m): 4:16pm On Jan 07, 2018
Lalas247:

I don kuku tell u before. u must chop ban before this week ends... tongue

@bolded pls I don't abuse ppl . y tell lies sad

u dnt abuse ppl yet u are calling someone ur azzhole.... Abi? Notin go make me chop ban even if u temp me to abuse u, i no go fall just as i no fall for ur totoise azz
Romance / Re: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by reality17(m): 4:10pm On Jan 07, 2018
Lalas247:

maka why ... u should know me na .. kiss even if ur an azzhole

Continue abusing me with experience... Wait make i fuel my thank.. I dey come.... With ur azz like totoise
Romance / Re: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by reality17(m): 4:07pm On Jan 07, 2018
Lalas247:

omo ale grin how laughter resemble vexation

Nne hope u didnt mean d original meaning of 'omo ale'
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Was Scammed In Lagos: My 2 Weeks Experience In A Hotel by reality17(m): 4:06pm On Jan 07, 2018
Lomprico2:


'Its' can be accepted in place of "it's" Using 'an' for a non vowel is a totally wrong. You can not even use it vocally.

Ppl like u knows nothing. U tot u just corrected someone. Educated illitrate.

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Romance / Re: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by reality17(m): 3:12pm On Jan 07, 2018
Lalas247:


Just say you lost it and let us hear word Biko ..... ehhh we know u regret it ..
like what kinda sport are you doing in Nigeria ! I can’t even laugh seff this is too hilarious grin ....



Oh! Why u dey vex? because no be sport dis virgined u abi?
Food / Re: Lady Feeds The Hungry Ones On The Street Of Nnewi,anambra State(photos) by reality17(m): 3:24pm On Jan 06, 2018
Amibranki:
undecided Still Trying To Understand Hw E Take Concern Ur Life!

grin see who wan feed d poor
Food / Re: Lady Feeds The Hungry Ones On The Street Of Nnewi,anambra State(photos) by reality17(m): 3:01pm On Jan 06, 2018
Amibranki:
How I Love U Chinenye! May D Lord Uplift U! Wish I Was Dere To Partake.

u dnt av to partake but u can repeat wat she did
Events / Re: Lady Gets N305K To Celebrate Her Birthday After Revealing She Was Broke. Photos by reality17(m): 2:18pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

kiss I know say u straight na ... I just wan injure u ni grin no vex

I dey vex o... Not until i prove am to u say i be straight... Not only straight but huge
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ejiofor's Message To Adesua Etomi Ahead Of Her Wedding Today by reality17(m): 2:15pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

Reality leave me joor Kai ...
if I need stress I go to the gym ... u know how much calories I have lost just with this heated arguement grin

U need ti burn fat nau
Events / Re: Lady Gets N305K To Celebrate Her Birthday After Revealing She Was Broke. Photos by reality17(m): 2:15pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

Here just dry today ...
are you going to that beach party ?

I will if u are gonna go with me... Atleast make i go show u there say i be straight and not gay
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ejiofor's Message To Adesua Etomi Ahead Of Her Wedding Today by reality17(m): 2:12pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

Be going ... una don drain me grin lol

See ur big head
Events / Re: Lady Gets N305K To Celebrate Her Birthday After Revealing She Was Broke. Photos by reality17(m): 2:12pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

No follow me laugh grin u won’t let me rest on Nl na so so stress tongue
Both of us go chop ban today ... and ur bf above that one dey follow me play dangerous game grin

I no follow u laugh o... I just dey laugh ur comment.... I no fit chop ban because i no use any abusive word like u. I just dey yarn d truth
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ejiofor's Message To Adesua Etomi Ahead Of Her Wedding Today by reality17(m): 2:09pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:


No but you are gay though going though ur post and someone just asked me why I replied a daft fool like u ... and I was like really so had to check and they were right .. u love guys so much ...
So I won’t even entertain ur thirsty azz .. hope u enjoyed it while it lasted ... twirl on that queen kiss

I speak reality.... But u dnt av ti hate because i hit d nail
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ejiofor's Message To Adesua Etomi Ahead Of Her Wedding Today by reality17(m): 2:08pm On Jan 06, 2018
ANNOY:
my friend u are a gay bitch

Why u dey vex?? Ur moniker speaks
Events / Re: Lady Gets N305K To Celebrate Her Birthday After Revealing She Was Broke. Photos by reality17(m): 2:05pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

6 years ago was studying then maybe ur sisters get married that young not me


But it’s non of ur biz .... oops just even realised who I’m wasting calories on ... mtcheew .. seek attention elsewhere ease up with the garish ways too starting to get to ur head

grin
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ejiofor's Message To Adesua Etomi Ahead Of Her Wedding Today by reality17(m): 2:04pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

Dem don swear for u n marriage
Who cursed u sad ...... why do u hate females and only love male attention .... are you gay ? Just asking

I dnt hate females and am not gay, i just dnt like cheap attention seekers like u.
Events / Re: Lady Gets N305K To Celebrate Her Birthday After Revealing She Was Broke. Photos by reality17(m): 1:56pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

Ur headache ....my hubby ain’t complaining grin Gaylord 1.0 ws smiley maybe I should wear a box to please a dreg like you

Ur hubby u say? Last i remembered was that u were engaged for 6years.... Has he finaly married u?
Events / Re: Lady Gets N305K To Celebrate Her Birthday After Revealing She Was Broke. Photos by reality17(m): 1:44pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:


Some ladies sha ...
Look if I am broke .. it’s not by force to have birthday .. that’s telling you you need to work ...
It’s obv he will later get his payment back ...

She is broke yet rocking fake Chanel, has cheek to buy contact lenses to trap her sponsors anyway might be wrong but .... 280k
Hope she invest it like she said flip and pay him back !


My birthday is in 2 weeks exactly .. someone should match that amount in STERLINGS make I send bank details ... if na so Prince dey give free cash

She may rock fake chanel but she didnt expose her ass to trap guys online like u... U better grow up

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Romance / Re: "Sub Delivery Man Asked For Sex As I Visited Him I Refused, He Treated Me Badly" by reality17(m): 11:07am On Jan 05, 2018
Evaberry:
This one is a broke hungry girl and she's also stupid. professional olosho.



Why agree to meet up in a guest house If you didn't want S ex

Good question unprofessional olosho
Family / Re: Vibrator Given To A Housewife As Wedding Souvenir In Lagos (Photos) by reality17(m): 9:42pm On Dec 30, 2017
jamariwolf2:
Ex olosho

U think shes in abuja like u.... Abuja babes and oloshoism are like......
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by reality17(m): 4:07am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.

Choi.. I believe with d way u get d minds of guys, u go don Bleep d whole dick in this world o.. well done ma

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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by reality17(m): 4:02am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!


I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

experienced prick eater

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Events / Re: Burial Of Couple & Their 3 Children Who Were Poisoned In Imo (Photos) by reality17(m): 8:37pm On Dec 28, 2017
cosmatika:
The person responsible for dis must not see the end of 2017 insha Allah. May he/she die a miserable death by 12 noon of 31/12/17 Amen. So painful, RIP to u all

RIP to u all ke..... u mean to d dead?

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