₦airaland Forum

Social distancing and no gathering have been thrown to the dogs. Lol.

Kyra1:
So after your royal rumble that night, you actually wanted to go to church. To do what exactly.
Church goers just go to church to warm the seats. They are different from Christians. Choose where you want to be.

I tell you say na me holy pass?

rmbgrasscutter:
I bedwet also so no need

You do what?

1234IKECHhukwu:
This is so true.

It happened to you?

lefulefu:
she's probably underage.stop racketing underage girls.forget the age she told u..she probably increased the age

No bro. She wasn't underage at all. Physical mature and representing 21/22/23. If I see who is 16, I should be able to know.

Baloranking:


Op don't be quick to judge. My opinion you're the one at fault cause if you truly gave her a royal rumble sex she would've squirted every form of liquid in her ufumukudum.

Don't quote me abeg am driving

She didn't need to squirt nor urinating on my mattresses. What a fucck! Fucck her wherever she is right now.

Do you know after the Royal Rumble Bleep and all, we slept off only for me to wake up and realized my two mattresses were like they were inside Atlantic Ocean. I mean what sort of girls do we have these days? How can a girl of 21/22/23 still be bedwetting (nocturnal enuresis)? For two days now, my room has been producing stenched smells. Yesterday I had to stay outside and tactically avoided any visitor. Today, I had to stay back from church in anticipation for sunshine so I can dry the mattresses.

Guys, I repeat always ask questions before you carry any girl home.

LordOfTheWeed:
I like you, honestly I really like you.. Can we be friends?

Who would want to be a friend to LordOfTheWeed?

youngest85:
What do ladies even gain from porn?

Browse how cucumber came to existence

The major thing in the minds of average Nigerians is how to provide food for themselves....not Covid19

dairykidd:
Chairman abeg which year u dey talk of so?

Firstly no be debate when u dey counter or try to look good to some certain people... Because i still know when that skirt came out and i know the type of girls that wore them... banker ke? You think because she works with a bank she's now classy. Bro sentiments aside this ur post na fat lie. No enlightened babe ever wore that skirt. From inception the skirt was made for a certain type of market. Yes probably it was in huge demand in certain circles. That skirt has always been for unexposed secondary school leavers, tomatoes and pepper sellers, market girls and hawkers and top of the list house girls. Na the same naija we all dey since so i know what I'm saying. No be yabbing na just facts of the said skirt.

At least three ladies wore that skirt in my church today. I mean economically well to do ladies...not street hawkers or poor ladies. One is a wife of a senior pastor and she's a senior civil servant at state level. I wish I took her pictures.

lefulefu:
a female banker wearing such skirt to work
biko wich bank? i want to know the name
except u mean all those small community banks but guy a bank like Asses bank,zenith and co i have never seen a female bank staff wearing such a skirt.You might be talking about the female cleaning staff.Naija bank wey i dey do transaction well wen i dey dere and i know how the female bankers dress up.Most female bank staffs either they dressed up in their suit trousers or skirts then on fridays their jeans and polo tops or maybe native if it so permits.guy if na community bank u dey talk about i fit agree with u .

This post makes us look like we are living in different world. Abi no be the same naija we dey live? How can you narrow that skirt to only street hawkers? Even in church today, I saw over 3 mature ladies (average class, not poor or street hawkers) putting on that skirt. Wife of one of the senior pastors wore a long version of that skirt in church today. I mean today not years ago. A senior civil servant. What are we saying?

lefulefu:
abi..na girls wey dey sell pepper dey mostly wear this skirt .i just shock for that thread wen some guys wey dey claim in dating classy babes admit their girlfriends dey wear that skirt .so wich classy babe u don see in such a skirt

Let me counter you at this point. That skirt is/was a popular demand among ladies. I have seen bankers and ladies working in reputable firms putting on that skirt to work. So why narrowing it down only to hawkers? It may have lost the respect and value as of today but it was a huge demand from ladies in all walks of life back then.

Westernlove:
I'm not even done reading this post, I felt a tickle sound In my heart which Is "Heart Closed Indefinitely" Although I already know all these stuffs before but reading It clearly on here broke my heart finally, That part of a faithful girlfriend having raw sex with more than two guys broke my heart more, I swear to God, It's always hard for me to have sex with random ladies. Just one Is enough for me, I mean just one......

Lover boy! Guy wake up o. Most Nigerian girls are not faithful at all.

descartes400:
Here's one I saw on a tarred road within my office location....I snapped it...used a stick to pick it up from the road so it doesn't get ran over, it was finding it difficult to climb over the pavement into shrubs to hide...so...I helped it. ..it was a very black scorpion.

Why you for kukuma kill that thing throway?

Olamilekxy:
Did he mention any where in the post that he want to eat it?

This is Nigeria. That thing may end up in the pot.

Gofwane:
I can relate to number 4. That was how Glory tiff my Chelsea jersey.

Peace stylishly made away with my Red Man U. Jersey. From give me let me wear for the night, to let me wear and pass from here to work and I'll return it later. Na so she take do away with my lovely Jersey.

Infinix

lefulefu:
but then a guy will say his girl loves the type of particular cloth and when u see it u will notice that its mostly street hawkers who wear it and the same guy will come and be complaining that his girl has smelly pussy .so wat does that tell u? the bross na local mgbekes im dey racket.no offence but truth be told most local mgbekes have very poor hygiene .the other day one of my guy was complaining about the girls he moves with that anytime he pulls down their pants wen having sex he always perceives poo odour then he then concluded that all nigerian girls are like that.But when one day he introduced me to one of his girls i wasnt surprised of what he has been complaining about.girl was looking so mgbeke ish and untidy.if guys upgrade and go for cleaner girls all these things they complaining about smelly pussy and all they wont exprience it.

I'm beginning to wonder where you meet your own version of naija girls. Abi no be the same girls we dey see for naija streets? We are saying, even the ones that look good, look clean and hygienic, dress properly and even expensively, their down below is smelling. Majority of them. So where do you meet your own version of naija girls should in case we have been getting it wrong somewhere?

Ufedolove:
Smelly poosy...

Ah! Blessing, I can't forget you. Up till date, I'm still scared of poosies cos of the terrible pain-magnifying and mood-killing SMELL that oozed from your below!

Who send me? Well, looking at the bright sideof it, it has helped me to stay away from poosies in general.

Lol. She did you more good than harm.

So play play, this thing has brought the reduction of 400 people from Nigerian population already?

I'm happy you guys are agreeing with me.

I'm a typical Naija guy with full naija blood flowing in me and as a young man, I have had a good share being with different Nigerian girls. I can tell you the experience is not really far different from one to the other.

Having been with a few of them, underlisted are what you can't miss during the time.

1) Constant bombardment with financial needs: If you are faint hearted who cannot handle financial demands from girls, better don't plan to date any Nigerian girl otherwise you'll regret not advising yourself proposal. They see relationship as cash out opportunity.

2) Smelling pussy: I don't know if it's a curse placed upon them by unknown spirit but 4 out of 5 Nigerian girls have a terribly smelling pussy. The 5th may just not be so glaring unlike the other 4. This has nothing to do with their physical looks. Forget the physical appearance built on make up and artificial ornaments. Inside is smelling like a rotten fish.

3) Cheating: An average Nigerian girl has at least 3 boyfriends she is having raw sex with. This is just the truth no matter how she tries to present herself to you as a faithful girlfriend.

4) Pilfering or stylishly doing away with your property: Each time an average Nigerian girl visits you, she has this intention to leave with something from your house. It could be your T-shirt, Pam slippers, necklace, bangle, perfume, tea cup, pin, razor blade or whatever that interests her. This could happen either by she doing pilfering or stylishly ask you to give her the thing.

5) Lies: The only truth that comes out of most Nigerian girls are "good morning'. Anything added to that are pure lies. They are not afraid to swear over anything but still they are lying.

I rest my case.

SucrePlum:
Yes, and you really need to buy garri because you and your entire family are dying of hunger.

You're a serial disgrace and that's all you ever will be if you don't desist from your shameful acts! Do something that your children and your parents will be proud of. Stop being a dreg in society and up your game. Maybe then, one day, you may come to the level I am now. I'm sure that by then I will still be way above your league.

Come to your level? What level? Level of ugliness? It's never difficult to spot when an ugly bitch talks.