₦airaland Forum

As it is trending on Facebook, nairalanders, come and see if any of you can equal this man.

What a wonderful fellow!!!

So I have been observing this girl returning from work every evening but days ago, I approached her on toasting level. While we were walking the road talking, she saw a currency note on the road and shamelessly rushed for it in my full presence. What is more annoying to me is, this happened when people were around in the place and to their full glare too. I felt so embarrassed over her act.

What do you think guys? Isn't she such a mannerless person? Should I desist?

Sad

So I went to the village and was having a discussion with my father. The discussion went to a point I was lamenting how life has become so hard in the city such that as a single young man, you can't cook soup without doing away with minimum of 5k. That is for a single young man o, not to talk of family setting. My father paused, sighed, stood up and went inside his room. Not too long he came out with the photograph attached.

How times fly. How did we completely deviate from the track to where we are now?

I can only imagine what a dollar was to naira then as compared to today.

#copied

Same NYSC over and over again. SMH.

If you stop doing it, you'll regain your full erection and you'll be releasing.

Tomahawk99:
Someone said No palliative No vaccine

No be lie

More

So Akwa Ibom state government on their verified Facebook page posted information on where residents in each local government can go get vaccinated against COVID19, but it's as though they had forgotten the ill treatment they meted out to the citizens during the peak of the pandemic especially in palliatives distribution but obviously the citizens never forget.

Check below what people are saying. The responses are just too hilarious. Nigerians no get chill at all. The country red no be small.

It depends sha if the vendor is smart. At what point would she collect the phone? After the 15 rounds or before? If after, then I wouldn't mind keeping her to satisfy my sexual urge for 15 times. After then, let me see how she'll collect the phone.

Xixtie:
Oversabi will just kill you idiots sooner than you can ever imagine.
That's a sport wear and he can choose to wear it anytime as far as the situation on ground is sport related.
You idiotic lots should stop embarrassing yourselves.

Gbas gbos as e dey hot.

Lol @responses

What do you think? Right or wrong?

Uncle Charles 110 @AkwanCharles wrote: "My uncle refused to marry a lady because she has a lot of siblings with no dad and their income level wasn't that great. Sometimes love is not enough. He was just scared of savoring too many responsibilities and I agree with his decision."

Christie06:
I am suppose to resume camp in Yobe this Friday. But decided not to step an inch. I can't travel that far to serve a fatherland that is not serving me... And most importantly, the rate of insecurities in Yobe state... I just can't deal!

I was supposed to serve too but since declined. I refuse to see NYSC certificate as the final determinant of my destiny in life.

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Ishilove:
Is it too hard to write "I'm"? And what the fück is "I base"? It should be "I'm based".

With your eyes like someone peeping under a woman's skirt.

Ishilove, you'd never stop to amaze.

Maxwel01:
Can anything good come out of Nairaland As per relationship ?

Seems that question is still left unanswered after 15years old of Nairaland existence.

Dem don open this man file.

gentleibraheem:
Oh well that's true.
But how could you forget so easily that she is not a Nlander

You can still find one on Nairaland.

gentleibraheem:
We wey no get money na to watch una be our own

Obi Cubana started dating his wife when he was living in one room with 3 other guys.

During one of the interviews with Mark Zuckerberg on how he feels considering the success his initiative (Facebook) has recorded globally, he said he is generally happy about it but what gives him more joy is when he comes across couples that met via Facebook. That's it.

Now, I don't want to believe our amiable Nairaland does not have what it takes to record even more successes in that regard. Although the forum already has dating and meeting up section, but either the section is recording low audience or a lot of people don't even know how to navigate their way to the section.

Therefore, I'm of the opinion Nairaland should do more in terms of bringing soul mates together. Once a while, a thread targeting on bringing people together into a relationship should make front page. This is why I'm creating this. If they assigns/approves myself, I could be creating thread at no cost...may be twice a year or so. Our singles must find their life partners.

Although the daily socio-economic and political news are very key, but the forum can also diversify into bringing lovers together. If Facebook could be joining people, Nairaland can too.

The thread could be titled "Nairaland dating thread 2021/2022/2023 etc depending on the year. Once such a thread make front page, trust me, some successful relationships will be the end products.

Note: certainly they are those in need of relationship (male and female).

God bless us all.

Seems something mystic is really after these guys. Why are their sicknesses following same pattern?

SmellySperm:
Unfortunately it's the truth

I wish HIV pussies will do same

These girls should tag this on their pussies.

Lol

Imagine what someone had time to sit down and write. What is your say?

Where was he when the girl was looking for work? Him wan take undue advantage of the situation for economic, personal, social and political gains.

Angrygoat:
It's written under. Max 10 years

OK. I'll check mine.

Angrygoat:
Expired cylinder

How do you know a cylinder is expired?

Maxymilliano:
From Gbenga Daniel's Conference Hotel to OBJ's library, all in Ogun State.

God have mercy

The hotel was even said to be opposite the library. In other words, the two incidents happen opposite each other. Too bad.

But I thought only cooking gas explode? So even this one also explode?

This is what you get when power is handed over to an idiot. This how they keep destroying political architecture of the country jumping from one political party to the other all for personal, I repeat personal interest. Na Imoke put this short devil man upon the state.