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Cisco Ramon: Expecto Patronum!

that fella is very stüpid boy

the manner in which Zoom snapped the necks of those police officers though. that surely takes the cake in the most brutal acts/scenes in the Flash series.
I'm definitely digging this Zoom of a dude. his only weakness right now is Caitlyn. i wonder why the pratfalls of most great men always have to be some tiny little daughter of Eve.

Candice Patton just keeps getting hotter and hotter as the days race by - i could practically feel the screen of my phone abacinate whenever she appeared in a scene.

in the comics Wally West was also a speedster so my guess is he would become one in this CW series since he & Jessie got partially exposed to the improvised particle accelerator blast at the matric stage of the episode.

Youtube comment box is a day in the sun ATM. and Barry Allen is not dead!. .. . .they just couldn't see him because he has finally hit the saturated mark in the speed force thereby making it impossible for the human retina to register his cārnals(corporeal) if he wills it so. only conditioned users of the seismic sense and accelerated vision can be able to sense his presence. I'm sorry Mr. Zoom but Mr Allen has been birthed anew and is well-equipped more than ever to take your speedster-esque and serial-killing āss to Mexico. and this time he's gonna do with the aid of Wally fücking West!!.

ronald4ever:
Smartly written. This is the best analytical expression of the entire drama that has trailed this competition. The forming of a crew thing is something I failed to grasp it purpose and the aim for which it was contrived.

It's nice to see someone put together this magnum opus that delineates every thing this contest and the forum has degenerated to. Respect!

Gratias amigo.

Atheletico Madrid must do everything possible & necessary to biff past Bayern today. . .

WriteBoy:
I searched and didn't get the account, would have been easier if your mention was a link. Say we talk on BBM?

here - https://www.nairaland.com/darkenedrebel

WriteBoy:
Nice to see someone who subscribes to the same philosophy as me. Dating is overrated; it ties you the fuc. k down.

On another thought dude, let's talk alright, I love the way you convey your thoughts; I am a sucker for sparkling conversation.

Regards.

this is not my main account. darkenêdrebel is.

i wouldn't mind if my girlfriend or wife cannot cook. by that i don't mean simple things like rice, yam, beans et al. . .i mean i wouldn't mind if she's incapable of preparing those heavy dishes - not every woman is quite talented in culinary affairs.
i prefer an intelligent woman any day over one that can cook all the meals in the world, fück you like a pörnstar but is as dümb as a doornail.

and besides what's stopping men from knowing how to cook themselves?

bykebyke:
Nah,he is not.

y'all need to visit an optician.

@pinkbarbie. . . .are you watching the new GOT episodes?

HaneefahRN:
Rebel, what do you mean? One of the best schools ever . I didn't mean that was all the library had in stock, haba. I see no big deal about it anyway.

Yeah, those guys are the bomb! What of James Hadley Chase, Robert Ludlum, Stuart Woods and the likes.

what's the name of the school? Queen's college?

@emboldened_I've read books written by those individuals.
read this book in your spare time - ill winds by Olagoke Olalekan.

it's one of my fave African novels till date. I'm sure you would really enjoy it. but it's kinda long though. it has about 800+ pages

MuhdG:
lol abeg ooo. She kinda looked like an old woman

you're talking bollocks young man.

philfearon:
Legends of Tomorrow episode 11 make sense die!

really? imma download after lectures.

Ultimatesammie:
But guys dont yall find it boring to be watching series all day.

yeah, if one watches it every day it becomes boring. . . . spaced watching is the best way to enjoy TV series.

freecocoa:
Oh! Please.

You can't tell a joke when one is on your nose and I'm the one who's too serious? Nigga puleease.

okay

LordEmperoris1:
All hail the great fortune teller


So everything will go well for barca but bad for madrid. What makes you think sevilla will not shock u?

Why are u so confident of winning laliga?

Barca fans are foolish in nature i must confess

and Madridistas are the biggest lunatics to have treaded the planet Earth.

is a true fan supposed to be confident or diffident?.

you should be focused on how your team would biff through Man.City in UCL rather than encumbering my mention notification like a photosensitive epileptic spastic.

freecocoa:
I'm not voting anyone, I've passed that stage here, show me some respect.

not even when 50k is the grand prize?
and since when did taking out just some few minutes of your time in coming to vote for a candidate in a Miss Nairaland tourney become a stage people pass? how does it also lower one's status in the e-social stratum?

lolol. . .this is what you get you're holed up in the family section all day. . . . .you become too stiff and a buzz kill.
loosen up Vivian Maduka. . . life's too short.

PinkBarbie:
Eerm but that feeling of knowing you can get anything money can buy is heavenly.

yes of course but you don't need to be a BILLIONAIRE to afford everything money can buy. and having excessive money is not the panacea to all life's issues.
to be labelled a proper successful man from my perspective a few millions bucks would have to be in your account, you would also have to be working a job you enjoy so much and you should also have a lovely wife and adorable children that look up to you as their hero.

you see? if i had all those and I'm only a millionaire i would be greatly contented with myself. money is not everything in life for some people you know?

and what do you mean by journalists cannot be billionaires? dey there make shoe dey wear you. you think they would only depend on the earnings they get from journalism? of course not - all it takes is creativity and entrepreneurship. they could delve into other businesses along the line. Dangote is not who he is today because he zeroed attention on only ONE commodity. versatility was pivot to why he is one of the biggest business magnate on the earth as we speak.

freecocoa:
You know me so well it turns me on, mmmmm.
Abok1.

just make sure you vote for LANICKY sha. . . . . . .when the time comes i will tag you with the voting link.

hasta la vista!

Singapore1:
you have lost it

where is Cao by the way? this one wey she never show since. . . .you sure she hasn't got a bun put in her oven?

HaneefahRN:
Lol, you can say that again.

My Secondary school library had quite a number of them. Always found the titles funny. 'billionaire daddy', 'billionaire this and that'

I don't mind the ones written by Nora Roberts

are you cöcksure that that secondary school was government approved?
what kind of sec. school stocks its library with romance novels/novellas? orishirishi.

yeah, I've read two or three Nora Roberts in the past but did not really enjoy it as i would if i had my eyes affixed on some John Grisham or Dan Brown. . . . . . . most romance novels are bereft of the element of realism which is why i never bovver myself with them.

i prefer mystery/thriller, action, legal etcetera.

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Singapore1:
person no fit play with you again ni?
why are you scaring me with that

vote LANICKY as Miss Nairaland and you would never have a reason to be scared of anything - she would protect you like prophylactics

freecocoa:
Like I have that kind of time to start thinking about reconciling different monikers, did I even take a second glance at the username sef, abegi

Like I already said, I didn't know who was asking, meaning I didn't think I was familiar with the person and the ones I am with on here, know better, so a stranger asking such a personal question is rude, then there's the fact that it is NL with all sorts of crazy.

Shey oti ya were abi?

you must be a very big-time snob offline. you know, one of those high-maintenance dames that like forming as if Dangote was their father

never knew you were Yoruba. . .either that or you're igbo but have been domiciled in Lasgidi for ages.

MuhdG:
God No!!!!

this picture is horrible

since you're an expert in photography then send my darkenëdrebel account a pm. the campaign team could use your help.

PinkBarbie:
Osheeeeey *hands up*

I'm not sure a journalist can be a billionaire.

i don't think being a billionaire should be anyone's numero uno priority. success comes in various shades.

HaneefahRN:



Lolz

The billionaire playboy part reminds me of all these funny harlequin romance novel titles

romance novels are as lame as the metaphorical duck. i don't read them so i wouldn't know their titles.

so you read romance novels? unbelievable!

Singapore1:

°^°^°

such skills could be acquired on the internet. all it takes is to Google search "the proper way to go down on a woman" and Google would provide you a behemoth of results - some may even be video tutorials.

it's nothing to raise an eyebrow over.

tosyne2much:
have I ever complained dating her?

you're dating Iron pants? mennnn I'm dissapointed in you

does she BAN you from the bed when you request for döggystyle?

freecocoa:
Lol. I didn't know it was you o

I was like who is this rude Arrow?

@emboldened_because according to Sherlock Holmes "you saw but did not observe".
even Stevie Wonder would have pinpointed the similarities in the two nom de guere.

@freecocoa_are you married?
what's rude in that question?

you expect me to fashion it in this manner? - "Aunty freecocoa, ekaro, ejo shey eti fe eni ton mama ko fun yi lori bed lalale?

use Google translate if you don't understand yoruba