₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
My ex introduced me

you can lie o. . . .your ex? which sane person would wanna date you?

AccidentalGenius:
you're a pragmatis like me. You live in reality, no dreammy wishful thinking and its a good thing

pragmatism over idealism any day!!

freecocoa:
Hullo, the sky's upping.
Did I tell you koce was looking for young? We missed you.

if your ulterior motive is to kick up a rumpus then you have failed woefully like Tiwa Savage's marriage and Cöogar & Bābe3's relationship

didn't you get my mention in the ask and tag thread?

dating is a waste of time & energy especially if you don't intend to get married to the person you're dating.

to some extent i find it extremely petty when guys of 22 or so chatter about their girlfriends all day. . . .damn! maybe my brain ain't just wired the way most people's noodles are hardwired.

just shāg and move on with your lives is my mantra.

freecocoa:
Where's darkenedrebel?

Koie you seen your best friend?

I'm here.

wagwon, what's upping?

HaneefahRN:
Lolz, really?

sure mummy. . . .

PinkBarbie:
Eehn? Rap, map reading, chess, sudoku, youtubing and you still got a plethora of other extracurricular activities?
You must be one hell of a playboy

along with playing the keyboard, flute and mouth organ, painting, sculpting, involved in a Latin group on Quora etc etc etc
Heck, haneefahRN would start teaching me Arabic during my holidays

as you can see any lady that doesn't get to meet me in her lifetime has truly missed out. . . .

to be a playboy i would have to be a billionaire first like Bruce Wayne. . . my appellation would be: billionaire playboy

PinkBarbie:
Hmmmm that's wow

Why not world greatest rapper?

rap is merely a pastime hobby. . . .along with map reading, chess, sudoku, Youtubing and the plethora of extracurricular activities i indulge in

nubian999:
My siggy is a famous quote from an NL celebrity

lol.

nubian999:
Jada and berry look alike but they are completely different 'Types' of Women

of course they are

nubian999:
I dnt know who Tiwa Savage is she tooooo fresh for me to know about.

you've been on a Nigerian forum for over 2 years and you don't know who Tiwa Savage is?
you need to intensify your Nigerialization.

nubian999:
I have a huge crush on both of them

your siggy though. . . . .


is it just me or does Jada bear some sort of semblance to Halle Berry?.

Tiwa Savage and her crack husband should take lessons from these two individuals. and so also should all other young men and women out there that are set to wed.

philfearon:
Thought you watched the last episode of Vikings S4

no i haven't watched it yet. . . .too preoccupied with other things at the moment.

^^

donbenedict:
Rebelliousdark
If u were running for the post of president of the federal republic of Nigeria, what gender would u pick as your running mate? Supposing both candidates have what it takes to be a vice president
Male

Female

i will choose the female. . . .I'm a male and know how males think but not how females do. . . .a female would add dimension to my regime.

that of course is if both the male and female in question have equal skills and i have to pick one of them, otherwise i would award the job to the best man capable of handling it whether the person's a male, female or hermaphrodite.

prettythicksme:
hahahahahhahahaha so u will allow me?

i just dey play o. if i catch you cheating i would flog the spirit of infidelity out of you

midehi2:
i dont know what u mean by 'shag' but if its fvcking, then take it as i said

of course i meant fücking. . .good to know. . . on our first date i will come with super glue and a pack of cöndoms. . .the former for BONDING and the latter for screwing in the bathroom.

midehi2:
i loosed my virginity when i was 16 and it was slowly cos he was my first boyfriend

okies.

midehi2:
i read 'Ben Carson's books cos it inspires me, but most times am into aviation books coz thats what i do right now.

i read Ben Carson too. . .you're into aviation, how?

midehi2:
I have never met a nairaland guy offline coz most of them come here to say trash abt whom they have met, I FEAR THEM

i understand how you feel but those are just the immature lot

midehi2:
If I was a guy, i will prefer long dick coz thats what babes want.

i asked whether you wished you were a guy not what you preferred as a guy. . . . long dick? more like thick dick no girl like long and thin pole. . . they prefer one with girth.

prettythicksme:
It is not good for me eating one food everytime,i need change of food in my life#change ti take over

that's how you would get married today and justify cheating on your spouse with the "changing of food" mantra. well, thank god say me sef na food monger so if we get married na two of us go dey chop different kinds of food outside our matrimonial homes. . .

PinkBarbie:
Most valuable physical attribute? I can't really place it...

What do you want to be known for?

as one of the world's greatest Mnemonist and investigative Journalist.

prettythicksme:
ur eyes no dey see&ignore?

when my 7 inches was making you scream like a possessed Banshee yesternight and here you are requesting for 20 inches. . that's extra 13 inches of what made you bleed last night. . .. why would i ignore? you wan kill yaself? olojukokoro

prettythicksme:
d donors r upto 50,u join naw

so you mean you sucked my dick and used my sperm as face cream?

ireneony:
I'm not weird maybe you don't understand my personality. I dont lick a33.
This is a faceless forum and I'm here to catch fun

Don't judge a book by its cover

you are weird for saying darkrebel is Missclassy. . . . .how much weird could that get?

prettythicksme:
Only big dick like 20inches

that is suicidal. . .you can't even enjoy sex if it is 9inches. . .

scentmarlc:
MissGdope whats your bra size?

loololol. . .you be mumu i swear

PinkBarbie:
RebelliousDark
No

why not?

•and what do you consider your most valuable physical attribute?

midehi2:
if i know what 'shag means' i will shag you both front and back

what do you mean if you know what shag means?

midehi2:
any other?

•at what age did you lose your virginity? and how was it taken? roughly or slowly?

•what type of books do you read and how often do you read?

•have you ever met a nairalander offline?

•do you wish you were a guy deep down in your heart of hearts?

prettythicksme:
Use ur sperm to rub d area twice a week,thank me later.


Oboy dis ur face really need help,lalasticalalala help a brother! Wetin u dey look self?

no wonder your face fresh like salawa abeni own. . . how many pints of sperm do you rub on yours daily and who are the donors?

@firsteva knightngale
why don't you have a mind of your own?

@sweetorgasm/Mrnipples
asides from nairalanding what else do you do as a pastime hobby?

@midehi2
would you shāg me on a first date if we bonded so well?

@ireneony
are you really this weird offline or is it just an internet persona?

@freecocoa
are you married?

@lanicky
if you win miss NL what would do with the money?

@pinkbarbie
do you have a boyfriend?

@mizmykoli
can I marry you?

I'm just gonna say this ONCE. put down thy e-ears to listen.

the last Miss Nairaland contest wasn't throttled with such discrepancies, bad blood and all these puerile shenanigans we are bearing witness to. . .i don't know why y'all can't see beyond your nostrils and why what was meant to be a healthy rivalry is now turning into a total nuisance.

i know why i decided to be involved in this campaign in the first place - I'm not doing this for money, obviously as i wouldn't be paid a nickel. . . . I'm doing this because i could add this to my courses of life(Curriculum Vitae) and also because i want LANICKY to win. . . .

how could i add this to my CV you may ask.
if i applied for a media job tomorrow and needed to impress the interviewer that my social media skills is up to par i could easily reference them to what i and an enthusiatic cabodle of dedicated young adults were able to pull off in a beauty pageant on NairaLand . .but now i wouldn't wanna do that would i? after all i wouldn't want them to come here only to find the show of shame put on display here by the so-called adults.

like i said last year's competition wasn't this higgledy-piggledy and the reason is very simple - we were not burdened with having to accomodate some set of bad eggs that are now here thronging this edition with baseless screenshots, vitriolic words, false accusations and even going as far as creating alternate accounts to troll and denigrate contestants and a whole other host of fückery.

one woke up one morning, fabricated a delicious story in his mind then logged in on Nairaland to claim Team_Lanicky had a Mod do their dirty jobs. . . . .i didn't even bother to read it all cos i don't fill my mind with petty things. . .at the end of his post he said he was gonna post proof to bolster his claim. . .even after he was asked to do so 'his imaginary proof is yet to materialize'. . . . .

i just recoil in guffaw when i see some very very stüpid things done here all in the name of claiming e-detective or just because some ninjas want people to notice them. .Lil Kesh is probably younger than most of them by an astronomical mile and he(Lil Kesh) is in a corner of his room counting stacks of paper while they(the keyboard warriors and delusional bunch) are online 24/7 making the internet uncomfortable for sane & innocent people. . . . .. . .

for those dissing the candidates based on their facial features - for the love of god if you think a contestant is stark ugly and doesn't make the cut then pitch your tent with the other contestants you find more comely. . . why are Nigerians so sadistic? do you see the Whites or Asians act so uncouth when you visit their forums(they troll also but there's a cap on their excesses).

these are people who mustered up the gall to step forward to answer the bell. . . . .you see a girl calling a fellow girl ugly all cos she's envious of the prospect of the so-called ugly girl clinching the grand price and you begin to wonder why the so-called beautiful girl did not nominate herself in the first place.


you say something here and someone would twist your words, type in BLACK, PURPLE, GREEN, BLUE or PINK to confuse the sheeple of a people we usually have here - all in a bid to a goad a schism.

please note that typing in black or red all through your post oozes of insecurity and attention-seeking. post your shït like a sane person and only embolden the very important parts. . .i get headaches when reading all these multicoloured shït.

that's by the way. . . .one of the main reasons we have this dichotomy was the exact moment niggas decided to start forming societies and cults on this forum. i believe it is a crime on Nairaland especially when such groups were eked out for baneful purposes like gossiping about Nairalanders offline, collective e-bullying, liking and sharing of their comments when they e-fight for moral support and all other inconsequential things that makes you begin to wonder why any sane human being would be so keen in wasting 90% of his/her life on NL involving in some gang/group/crew that doesn't add a penny to his purse or value to his/her life.

the existence of such cults should be brought to the cognisance of Mr Seun Osewa before it degenerates into something much more worse.
it would better if it were to be a literature crew or a crew comprising of NL doctors sharing new ideas amongst themselves - but when the modus operandi of a crew is e-gossiping, blackmailing, e-bullying etc then such crew should be scrutinized and weeded out for good.

not only that the slow progression of this tourney made it open to a universe of fückery.
by now we should have been in the Q & A or regaling our eyes on the essays punned by each of the contestants. . when something becomes unprogressive or moves at a very slow pace it becomes tiring and lethargic.

Mr Dygeasy and Wristbangle what is happening? can't we just get this shït over with ASAP? please y'all should try to get this competition up and moving.

i rest my case for now. . .

vote LANICKY for MISS NAIRALAND

farano
Rocktation


kindly curb the childishness on this thread. . . . .thanks as you comply.

Dominicah:
You are wicked, it's fact.

fact is you're not qualified to vote. . . .revert to your MALE account and stop embarrassing yourself bro. . .

you should be using the free 30MB that MTN gave you to Google how to cure your madness rather than wasting it in quoting me.
trust me I'm only being civil here because no BAN fashioned against me shall prosper throughout this campaign period

Dominicah:
What has lanicky done to you to deserve such wickedness?

go check my résumé on Reddit and YouTube comment box. . .when i decide to troll you, you would think you stole something from me. . .
you're a verdant in trolling! stop trying too hard to impress.

but in your heart of hearts you know LANICKY would win, right? don't lie? that's why you're so insecure

JoeBlocks:
LOL. How are you so sure? I for one, consider some things here serious, and hey, I have a life outside here, a very good life at that. That's one of the joy of being your own man.

i don't see you e-stalking or trading words 24/7. . .neither are you in an online cult. . . .lololol. . . .shït is so corny & rëtarded. . . .you know shït has hit the fan when some niggas leave humans in the real world to go form baseless associations on a faceless forum in order to.......lemme not even continue talking sef. . smh all i see is stupïdity of the highest echelon and guys that don't have focus in life. . . . .

abeg. . . .i can't waste my spittle discussing insignificant ninjas . . .shalom