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Come to the other side lunatics and come with your MAIN ACCOUNTS. . . .why are you scared to die? . . . . .frustrated and jobless Nairaland-addicts. . . .you have been seeking for my attention and craving for an e-spar and now I have given you the opportunity and you have got your tails tucked between your legs. . . .

I am at the other side(Miss NL nomination thread). . . .beddy bye bye asshôles. . .

Djailer:
Why the miss NL nomination thread?

so your death can be public. . . . .i want both your friends and enemies to mourn you wearing a black sarong. . .plus after your interment today(if you don't cower)i never wanna have a reason to quote or deal with the excuse of a life form that you are. . .

Djailer:
To get bans or blackmail some innocent candidate?
Hehehehe! Your tactics was poorly

go learn the meaning of the word blackmail. .
no one would get banned so long as no one snitches to Mods. . . .if you think you can hoodwink me to bandying words with you on your thread where you'd be gassed up by your gang then you are a bigger fööl than i thought you were.

Djailer:
Your file is one huge atrocious document and it's best opened when we'll have a full, undivided audience

what file and document? is it Microsoft or PowerPoint?
what could be the cause of this sterling stupidity? igbo or heroine?

Djailer:
[s]Go to the nomination thread and throw your punchlines, but I keep my disses ice cold till the queen takes her seat[/s]
Then you'll be the most hunted man in this jungle called NL.

Djailer aka PostWANK aka darkrebel-obsessed and Nairaland-addicted bipolar. . .you have been bovvering me ever since the day i exposed the sciolist of a goof you have overtime taken as your god and personal saviour. worse, it was done on his own thread!!. . .i don't know you from Adam but you keep hurtling vitriol my way all whilst secretly wishing i meted out the littlest attention to you. . . . .

well, i am free today so give it your best shot and stop talking balderdash. . ..I'm in a mood to kill and eat your ill-used heart, chamber by chamber. . . . . you can bring the rest of your crew as well to accord you some moral support. . . no holds barred . . ..just form a straight line and start coming one by one. . . . .Theatre Of Cruelty is in session. .

you have 30 minutes to reply or I'm brushing your dossier off my shelf forever. . . .

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bukatyne:
Old story and I commented on a previous thread.

However OP, what was Biyi supposed to divorce her husband for

Wrong thread title

@emboldened. . . i was just gonna say the same thing as well. . .the story was didactic but the title, not quite behoveful.

midehi2:
hian! before you faint on my clit, check the next one, i have changed it.

why would i wanna faint on your Linda Ikeji-eque clït? i thought Wizkid said it was stinking? or have you amortized the stench with Hausa perfume?

midehi2:
does it still sound like sponging to you

it is codswallop. . .having a change of mind is not peculiar to women alone. . . . .your signature is still wackity wāck. . . .

midehi2:
so painful your dumb mentality didnt get it

"a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend" i.e a man must wörk his bütts off to guarantee comfort for his family before he can be considered successful, a dictum I completely acquiesce with. . .

"a successful woman is who can find such a man" - in other words the prerequisite of being a woman of success is to possess roving eyes that have been conditioned for the singular purpose of fishing out successful men in a sea of crowd. . . .it sounds a lot like sponging to me which was why i bedecked it with the term of a "fücked up mentality". . . .

midehi2:
kpekus success stort
maybe

your siggy though. . . .what a fücked up mentality!

success story of how your püssy stinks like that of your sister?. . . . . .

HaneefahRN:

Rebel if I catch you ehn, who is your mommy?

you are. . . .the word mommy comes with variant undertones and is open to a universe of interpretations. . . . . .

HaneefahRN:
Shina Peters ko, Barrister ni.
So when are you rapping for me? I don't mind that your croaky voice

Croaky voice? nahh

rap for you? are you willing to pay me 20 million USD? . . . .note that half of the money would be veered towards settling of medical bills because when it comes to the notice of my e-wives that i rapped for another lady they would pounce on me in feral rage. .. .the other half would be used to go flex and enjoy myself . . . .deal?

HaneefahRN:
Nice one, Rebel.

Thank you mommy. . . .i didn't know you had a shindy towards rap. . . . . i thought you would be more interested in the likes of Shina Peters, Ebenezer Obey and co.

mimzy:
i mam still trying to figure out when we had a rancour. The last time i checked, you have been the one doing the whole spiting, pouring venom, being resentful ... i do not even remember retaliating because it didn't happen.
please do not drag me into this...
If you will excuse me, i have pending tasks on my table.
Enjoy the rest of your day

D2D might have been slightly blunt in her replies but all she's really trying to say is keep your hounds on a leash!! no one has any problem with you, definitely not me but the caboodle behind you have resorted to embark on a smear blitzkrieg-like campaign all in a bid to score some cheap points . . . . . . .

it's all for fun & rivalry is meant to be healthy but when they(some members of your campaign team) take to denigrating Lanny by labelling her ugly & affixing her sobriquet with all manner of rebarbative adjectives(as if they are any good looking themselves) then the competition has gone to the dogs!. . .

look at the screenshot below. . .that's just a jot of such puerile remarks that I could salvage before the Mods wiped off the rest . . . . .
because we've been playing possum doesn't mean we can't do damage as well. . . . .we've only chosen to act maturely and allow peace to reign. . . . . .

Keep your campaign team in line!.

Monalisa185:
seems you missed that part, she actually was...or should I say she dissociated herself by herself

Code 9 Area Jagajaga . . .Roger that

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JoeBlocks:
Which of the Dark Lord? The Sith or Voldemort?

Voldemort!!!!!!!!!!!

JoeBlocks:
Rebel, I believe you know there's something called "benefit of doubt?". I intend to give that to thesnofmark/kramfnos.

stop mentioning me deliberately with that lunatic half-hoping it'd kick start a rumpus. . . .it's childish, Joe.

JoeBlocks:
Why wait for the moderators consent when you can send it to me via pm?

you are only wasting your time hoping you're gonna bear witness to some imaginary evidence that was fabricated in the head of a perpetually deluded and jobless undergraduate.

Specialbaby:
this must be either krone or Dark,who will now stop the young,innocent girl from taking the crown?even God has signed it.

My respect sir!

it's the Dark Lord. . . . . .yuppie!! her win has been predestined . . . ..who dares meddle with destiny?

#LANICKY_for_Miss_Naira land

no time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the Zeitgeist grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the preponderance loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She has fillip and elan. . . and the soul of a winner/in this Zillah, she's a willer - she's known as Godzilla/and from her kisser flourishes ripostes and bazingas/
she's having y'all smoked like a reefer/. . . .and she's genetically engineered to take her foes to the Cleaners!!/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Kowtow for Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/



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