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cristweeezy:
lmao. Ao much u get? U don see money chop ur breakfast?

hehehe... this one sweet small for belle

pretydiva:
I trust our naija peeps..i no wat dey can do in dis case

lmao... sure its not what am thinking @pretty

A man So obsessed with his car while on Earth,made his family decide to bury him inside,in a bizarre funeral ceremony.

Mourners and family of the unnamed deceased gathered around as the vehicle was put into an underground tunnel as excavators filled the ground.


The footage originated in the province of Shanxi, China.

Huffington Post reports that the hatchback was used in place of a coffin and a crane lifted it to move it to the right spot for burial.

The man was said to have been very fond of his car and as a tribute, his family decided to bury him inside it instead of a more traditional coffin.

Below are some photos coupled with the video the unusual ceremony. 

Source : http://www.naijadefined.com/2015/09/strange-funeral-family-buries-man-with.html?m=1

FreshNaijaBoy:
#13M to Buy a necklace.? Chisos!!!!!!! Tell me say If I wear am, I no go need to wear clothes again!!! With that money, I go build Correct duplex for Ibadan, after Which I go come arrange one sleek car Join. Infact, If marriage Dey hurry me, I go still get change marry Iya Rashidat daughter for Mokola. Dash her Baba some Naira notes make him spend am for no reason.


#OkMyRantsAreOver

lmao

Nigerian Singer Davido in a recent interview revealed his OBO necklace made him less richer by more than 13million Naira. “It is worth 60,000 USD,” Davido revealed.

When asked by a Journalist why he shows off his accessories on social media he replied, “It is not about me. The display is about what we do and the business we are into. It is called showbiz and it comes with the territory.”He purchased the neck piece few months ago during one of his many stops in ATL and it is not his only expensive neckpiece.

This latest info continues the trend of these Rich Artistes' spending outrageous fees to buy or customise personal jewelries.

: http://www.naijadefined.com/2015/09/davido-reveals-cost-of-his-obo-necklace.html

ochuski:
A 6020mah battery last for jst "12hrs" and u expect me to be amazed?... I'll rather stick to my zero2 and thank u 4 being honest about the ba3

How Many Years did you expect the ba3 to last?

solar007:
untill i can feel it physically , la comentee la reserveee

lol

The Nigerian Singer, Yemi Alade, who was nominated for “Best African Act” recently at the just concluded 2015 MTV Europe Music Awards is set to premiere the music video for “Sugar“. Ahead of the video, Yemi Alade is revealing behind-the-scenes stills from thevideo shoot which is directed by Paul Gambit.Produced by Philkeys,"Sugar" serves as the ninth single off Yemi Alade’s critically acclaimed debut album “King Of Queens“, which has spawned numerous hit singles and won accolades.Find the behind-the-scenes photos below of the Gorgeous Singer

More Here >>> http://www.naijadefined.com/2015/09/gorgeous-yemi-alade-behind-scenes.html

Segadem:
lies because I'm yet to receive mine

Lol.. I received mine yesterday @dji's Mansion

With the drama surrounding the trial of Senate President, Bukola Saraki by the Code of Conduct has taken a new dimension as reports have emerged claiming that some senators who are not in support of his leadership of the upper chamber have been paid to impeach him as soon as the Senate resumes at the end of their six week break.

Source : http://www.naijadefined.com/2015/09/50000-sallah-gift-to-impeach-saraki.html?m=1

According to Nigeria Pilot, about 35 senators were on Monday, September 21, 2015 paid the sum of $50,000 each as Sallah gifts ahead of the resumption of plenary next week.


A senator who received the said sum was said to have disclosed that “they said the money was Sallah gift, but we know what they want. The motive is clear.”
The senator further said that the cash gift “is to curry our support before we reconvene. They are not happy that Saraki wield so much influence here like when about 81 senators passed a vote of confidence on him. They want to reduce his influence on members ahead of resumption date.”
The senator also disclosed that one senator from the South West and another from the North West were in charge of the distribution of largesse, adding that many of the senators who received the bribes reported to Saraki, who told them to take the gifts and follow their conscience.
The senator went on to reveal that the sponsors of the gift are likely to be working to the anti-Saraki caucus in the All Progressives Congress (APC) who are yet to come to terms with the emergence of Saraki as Senate president.
He said that the sponsors of the largess hope to reduce Saraki’s support in the senate should he emerge victorious in the CCT trial.
He said although he had collected his share, he would remain with Saraki, concluding by saying “But we are not fools to swallow all that garbage hook, line and sinker. After all, the emergence of Saraki as Senate president was neater than that of former Speaker, Aminu Tambuwal in 2011.”

Nigerian Singer and Entertainer,Davido, acount on twitter has being Verified and he wants to give a lucky fan N1Million.
Davido said he will organize a competition to promote the video of his new single ‘Dodo’, and he will give the lucky winner N1 million.

Source : http://naijadefined..de/2015/09/davido-to-gift-fan-n1-million-naira.html?m=1

The singer shared the news on Twitter, he wrote:
DODO COMPETITION COMING SOON !! WINNER GETS A MILLION NAIRA
— Davido (@iam_Davido) September 21, 2015

Android Users Shove away your Lollipop Devices now! Google keeps it coming with their Penchant for naming Android Versions with Sweet treats.Africa Brace Yourself for More of Android!
Google has revealed that the next version of its mobile operating system will be called Android Marshmallow.
With Jelly Bean, KitKat and Lollipop all featuring in the past – so there has been much speculation about what the latest release, previously known as "Android M", would be called.
Tell me who doesn't like Marshmallows? "Whether you like them in fluff form, straight out of the bag or roasted to a golden brown exterior with a molten center, We definitely like them!" wrote Android product manager Jamal, on the Android Developers Blog.
The announcement coincides with the release of the final developer preview update for Android Marshmallow, which includes the official Android 6.0 software development kit. Developers can now also publish their apps for Android Marshmallow on the Google Play store.
The new operating system, which was first unveiled at Google I/O on May 28, is expected to launch to the public in the third quarter of 2015.

SOURCE:
http://naijadefined..in/2015/09/android-60-marshmallows-is-here-see.html


•ANDROID PAY


The Android Marshmallow update will bring support for Android Pay, Google's answer to Apple Pay, which lets you pay for things in shops using your Android smartphone.
Once you have registered your cards, you can simply unlock your phone and place it near a merchant’s contact less terminal to make a payment. Loyalty cards can also be used in this way.
Android Marshmallow has native fingerprint support, so Android Pay can also confirm a purchase with their fingerprint. Fingerprint on Marshmallow can also be used to unlock devices and make purchases on Google Play.
Developers can also build fingerprint authentication into their own applications, allowing users to sign in without the need for a password.


•PERMISSIONS

A new permissions system makes it easier for users to decide what information the apps on their phone can use, by giving them the opportunity to confirm or deny access in context.
For example, if you download WhatsApp on an Android device today, you will be asked to grant permission for WhatsApp to access your contacts, calendar, location, photos, camera, microphone and more. This can seem very invasive.
With Android Marshmallow, users will not be requested to give any permissions at the point of download. It is only when they try to send a voice memo, for example, that they will be asked to grant access their microphone.
You can also revoke permission for an app to access certain information via a new option in the settings menu.


•POWER and CHARGING

Android Marshmallow is themost Powerful Android Release yet as claimed by Google. Marshmallow brings hundreds of improvements, but many of them are very incremental, so will be almost invisible to most users.
For example, a new feature called Doze detects when the device's motion sensor is inactive and cuts down on the level of background app activity. Google claims this can double the device's battery life.
Android Marshmallow also brings support for a new type of USB connector called USB-C, which Google claims charges devices three to five times faster than the current microUSB chargers.
Like Apple's Lightning connector, USB-C chargers can be plugged in either way round, so you'll no longer have to fumble around in the dark trying to plug in your charging cable.


•NOW on TAP

As part of the Android Marshmallow release, Google is updating its Google Now personal assistant to allow users to access information anywhere on their device, no matter what they are doing.
By tapping and holding the home button, users can pull up a query without leaving the app they are in. They can also use Google Now on Tap to find new apps and in-app content.
For example, if they are discussing a night out with a friend on Facebook, they can call up Now on Tap to check showing times for a film, or book a table in a restaurant using OpenTable.
Other improvements


•Google Android M


Other improvements in Android Marshmallow are incremental, but should help to improve the overall user experience.
For example, app links are being changed so that if you click on a Twitter link in an email, Android will launch the Twitter app on your phone automatically, rather asking if you want to open it using Twitter.
Meanwhile, a new feature called Android Auto Backup and Restore for Apps will be used in conjunction with Google Drive to automatically backup app data and settings with a file size of 25 MB or less.
The app drawer, where you can access all the apps on your phone, has also been redesigned, so that most recently used apps appear across the top, and other apps are arranged alphabetically, and scrolls vertically instead of horizontally.

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Daunting right? Jesse Jagz has reasons for choosing deaf and dumb as his ideal woman.

Jesse Jagz, brother to popular rapper M.I, said, “If I tell you my ideal woman you will not believe me. My ideal woman is someone who is deaf and dumb so that I cannot be talking too much or listening to too much conversations. It will give me time to focus on my music.
“There is also something I learnt from Seun Kuti about marriage, he said that with development and everything, the major part of marriage is commitment and submission, appearance don’t necessarily matter. To all the women I have this for you, the more you are getting educated and exposed, you must always remember that a man is always a man and a woman is always a woman,” he added.
The ‘Thy Nation Come’ artiste granted Vanguard an interview, speaking on love, relationship, his ideal woman and the entertainment industry.

Source : http://naijadefined..de/2015/09/my-ideal-woman-is-someone-who-is-deaf.html

osesology:
Congratulations, you just became a celebrity. If it was government money, I would've applauded you even more.

lol

A Diamond Bank employee, identified as Obioha Okengwu, was on Thursday remanded at the Ikoyi Prisons for allegedly conspiring with his family to defraud the bank of N111.2 million.
He unlawfully credited huge sums of money into his family’s account instead of the bank’s accounts. News Agency of Nigeria reports that the accused committed the offences between April and August 2014 in Lagos.
Obioha committed the offences while working in the e-Business unit of the handling daily settlement entries of transactions done on Point of Sales (POS) and Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

“At different times, N37million and N41. 4 million was lodged into two accounts owned by one Uchenna Okengwu.
“The accused also credited the sum of N10 million into the account of one Rosamund Okengwu and N9.5 million paid into one Chukwuemeka Okengwu’s account.’’

The accused pleaded not guilty to the charges. The case has been adjourned to Sept. 22.


FULL GIST HERE >>>
http://naijadefined..co.uk/2015/09/banker-allegedly-jailed-for-crediting.html?m=1

mikolo80:
even buhari didn't have the balls

hmm

[quote author=IceDude post=38127468]The baby is enjoying o, i wish i could bench

Its a free world bro, a free world...

Help this guy Root his HP laptop


Complete Gist Here >>> http://naijadefined..de/2015/09/humour-pls-help-him-root-his-hp-laptop.html?m=1

Saraki now faces the 13-count charge over alleged misuse of the state funds for purchasing private assets while serving as Kwara state governor.
Premium Times adds that the posed offences range from anticipatory declaration of assets to making false declaration of assets. Apart from that, Saraki, whose emergence as the Senate president was associated with serious controversy, is said to have been operating foreign accounts during his governorship and senatorial terms.


It is the first time the CCB Tribunal has charged a Nigerian official with false assets declaration. The Red Chamber head is yet to comment on the development.

See the document as provided by Sahara Reporters Below


COMPLETE STORY HERE>>>> http://naijadefined..com/2015/09/breaking-sarakis-13-count-corruption.html

CC: Lallatiscal, Afam4Eva,Ishilove

ilobasama:
This baby may suffocate to the beyond

the baby might like that idea though

Sabrwahaqqo:
This baby is not feeding abeg, He's actually climbing mountain Everest if you have the eyes to see

lol

This lady, Donnette Skellington, loves flaunting her big oranges on Facebook in the guise of breastfeeding but some of her Facebook friends saw them as offensive and reported her to Facebook. But she is not ready to stop as she went ahead to post even more photos and replied her haters


"To the losers who reported my breastfeeding photo, it's not coming down. Since you cannot mind your own, I'll be posting many more. Oh and good luck getting them all down! #Normalizebreastfeeding"


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Rich Niggas

Hitter:
Some threads shouldn't have the comment option..
Wetin we suppose say here?
Happy for them ?

Just Open ur teeth like this