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axeman2:Receive sense You are the kind that gives Christianity a bad name with your words of condemnation and judgement |
[ December 10, 2016 Gambian leader Yahya Jammeh has rejected the result of the presidential election held earlier this month, a week after admitting defeat. He said he now recommends fresh and transparent elections which will be officiated by a God-fearing and independent electoral commission Speaking on state TV, Mr Jammeh cited “abnormalities” in the vote and called for fresh elections. Mr Jammeh, who came to power in a coup in 1994, suffered a shock defeat to Adama Barrow, who won more than 45% of the vote. The US “strongly condemned” Mr Jammeh’s statement. “This action is a reprehensible and unacceptable breach of faith with the people of The Gambia and an egregious attempt to undermine a credible election process and remain in power illegitimately,” said state department spokesman Mark Toner. Mr Barrow, a property developer, is due to take office in late January. Mai Ahmad Fatty, the head of his transition team, told Reuters they were “consulting on what to do”, adding: “As far as we are concerned, the people have voted. We will maintain peace and stability and not let anyone provoke us into violence.” The Gambia is the smallest country on mainland Africa, with a population of fewer than two million. Mr Jammeh said that he now rejected the results of the election “in totality”. “After a thorough investigation, I have decided to reject the outcome of the recent election,” Mr Jammeh said. “I lament serious and unacceptable abnormalities which have reportedly transpired during the electoral process. “I recommend fresh and transparent elections which will be officiated by a God-fearing and independent electoral commission.” |
Mine too... |
Proverbs 24:21-22 KJV My son, fear thou the Lord and the king: and meddle not with them that are given to change: [22] For their calamity shall rise suddenly; and who knoweth the ruin of them both? I rest my case |
The Dutchman claims one player can be a "key figure" for the reigning Premier League champions after Sunday's 3-0 win over Crystal Palace Guus Hiddink believes John Obi Mikel is the “ideal player” to bring balance to Chelsea’s midfield. The Nigerian has featured in all three games for Chelsea since Guus Hiddink took charge, while under Jose Mourinho, he had started only five games in all competitions this season. And the Dutchman insists the 28-year-old can be one of the “key figures” to aid Chelsea’s revival following the abysmal start to their title defence. "He played very well but also in the previous game," said the Chelsea manager after Sunday's 3-0 win over Crystal Palace. "He's the ideal player in my option to bring balance to the team. If the team is not willing to defend well, or hasn't got the right balance, then you'll concede a lot of goals. "I think John Obi can be one of the key figures in bringing back that balance. "On this podium very talented players can explore their qualities. "He can recover his radar, he reads the game very well, he knows where the strength of the opponent is and knows how to combat that. He has very good sense, he doesn't do it in a brutal way, he's very elegant. "Someone who can defend so smoothly is very beautiful. I don't expect the decisive final pass from him - he can (do that), but he can also let the other players [play].” m.goal.com/x/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2016/01/03/18951022/hiddink-names-the-midfielder-who-is-chelseas-ideal-player |
Collin Firth was also born in Nigeria, his folks were colonialists |
Na person future wives be these |
when your late husband's ghost follows you out on dates |
How nice |
what's the point? skin layer that will grow back and probably will now be uneven in colour. They'll be walking around in black camouflage skin. SMH |
Male strippers ni |
16 June 2015 11:05source http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-33146537
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Is this what they mean when they say " SARS on the beat!" |
No be person rock am so?
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Boko Haram fighters are preparing in mass at their headquarters in the northeastern Nigerian town of Gwoza, Maiduguri, Borno State for a showdown with Multinational Joint Task Force, residents and an intelligence officer told The Associated Press. A woman, who was trapped in the town since it was seized in July, 2014 told her daughter that the insurgents were urging civilians to leave town to avoid being killed in crossfire in an anticipated major battle. Hajiya Adama said her mother told her that the insurgents had also released some young women being held against their will, including some made pregnant during their captivity. She said her mother left last week and escaped to the town of Yola, in neighbouring Adamawa state capital. Adama said, “She told me that Boko Haram terrorists asked them to leave suddenly, that they were preparing grounds for a major battle. “She said while being helped by other women to leave through Madagali, they saw many Boko Haram terrorists in trucks and some on bikes moving toward Gwoza.” An intelligence officer said security forces have been moving slowly for fear of harming civilians, and especially since the insurgent group is surrounding Gwoza with land mines. source: www.punchng.com/news/boko-haram-prepares-for-battle-in-gwoza/
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Ohmypepperminta:Hello guys, grab a seat and let’s hope no lady is reading this because this information is strictly for guys. I repeat this information is strictly for guys. Ladies kindly walk through the exit door by your left, thank you. *looks left and right, up and down, shuts door*. So she has accepted to go out with you at last. You have fixed the day and time for your first date. You are anxious because you want to impress her. You want to leave a good impression because you know that first impression matters. You want to make her your bae, don’t you? My brothers bring out your calculators, biros and sheets of paper, let’s do some calculations. How much are you prepared to spend on the first date? What are the things that you would buy? Write them down……. You will probably end up with a list like this….. Two plates of fried rice salad with chicken – N1400 Drinks of her favourite brand – N1500 Barbecued fish – N1000 Meatpie, fish pie, burger, Shawarma etc – N2000 Ice cream – N800 Take away food pack for her friends– N1200 Movie cinema ticket/popcorn – N3000 Expenses on a short visit to the shopping mall – N5000 Add up the figures and let’s see the total amount you have arrived at. Is that amount moderate or too high? Well…..Let me ask you a question……. Bro are you inviting her to come and gorge herself to death with food or do you want to get to know her better? Now take up that sheet of paper and squeeze it. Tear it into tiny bits and throw them into the waste basket. Sit down and let’s reason together. What is your definition of a date? The conventional meaning of a date appointment is a period of time when the man takes the woman out to a fancy restaurant, buys her food and watches her gobble it up. The man says nice things to her in a bid to impress her. At the end of the date he pays the bills hoping to get a peck from her as compensation for his trouble. They leave the restaurant together and part ways, promising to meet some other time at some other venue. *Yawns* Aren’t restaurant dates too cliché and boring? If you ask Dr Leroi he would tell you that a date should be a period of time where the two parties share fun activities. Yes it should only be two parties! Guys what should you do to a girl who turns up to a dinner date with all of her 12 girlfriends in tow? I think the best option is to run! Who wants to wash plates in a fast-food’s kitchen? *shrugs shoulders* Drop your ego. Drop the “I need to impress her” attitude. It does not matter whether you are a millionaire, thousandaire or hundrednaire, you can have a nice date experience spending only 200 naira. Most guys don’t know that a lady will prefer doing fun stuffs when hanging out with you rather than sitting down to lick an ice cream cone at an upscale fast food joint. The D-day is here. You have to make adequate preparation. Buy two bottles of chilled Zobo drink and a medium sized packet of cream crackers biscuit. That should cost you roughly N200 or N300. Toss them inside a backpack and hang it on your back. This will serve as your date food. The cool zobo drink helps to relieve high blood pressure and has low sugar content. The cream crackers biscuit is low in calories and is also a rich source of B complex vitamins. I am telling you bro, you will score major points on her score sheet when you turn with these snacks. It will send a strong signal that you are a caring guy who is concerned about her healthy dieting. However if she slaps you when you present these snacks to her, please don’t take it personal. Just know that she is feigning anger to cover up her over excitement. Okay? Arrange for a takeoff point for the date. It could be her place or a public place in the city. Go and look for a bicycle. You can hire one for the occasion then show up at the takeoff point with the bicycle. Hey don’t give me that weird look, yes I meant a bicycle, the one with a passenger seat. Don’t go with your car! The bicycle must be in good condition oh. It should not be the creaky ones with long disjointed spokes that can pierce her soft skin. She will be definitely surprised to see you with a bicycle. Tell her that you are trying something new for a change. Ask her to hop onto the bike for a ride with you. The lady will find the offer ridiculous but at the same time she will be curious and excited because you are leading her to an adventure. She will sit on the bicycle’s seat after a while. Err…my brother before she hops in, make sure that she is not the overweight type that will deflate the bicycle’s tires. If someone’s daughter falls down and dislocates her waist, you are on your own! Your date will be turned to hate. So use the bicycle procedure only for a slim babe. If you don’t have access to a bicycle, use a motor bike or if the girl is too fat don’t worry, your feet will do just fine. Convince her to take a stroll with you to your chosen destination. Take a really long walk in one direction, passing through streets, neighbourhoods, checking out things along the way. As you both stroll or ride on, you have to be funny to get her attention. Crack a couple of jokes that will keep her laughing or else she would suddenly ask herself “what the heck am I doing on this bicycle?” If you allow such thoughts to gain entry into her head, that will be the beginning of the end of your “date”. Please remember to keep your jokes nice and civil. Let your jokes not be the dry as harmattan Akpos jokes. Okay? While she is still laughing her heart out to your wisecracks, quietly ask her to help you choose a good shirt in a nearby boutique. She will jump at the offer. This is because you are putting yourself up as the little boy who wants mama to help him choose a good shirt since he can’t decide for himself. Women love this power. She wouldn’t know that you are using reverse psychology on her. When you both enter the shop, you should do a bit of window shopping. Move from one clothing rack to the other gazing at the clothes on display. Please bro don’t allow her to wander into the female clothes and accessories section. When you notice her eyes straying towards that section, put your arms round her shoulders and gently lead her away because if she gets in there and stays there for five minutes, your N200 naira budget will be grossly inadequate and you will have explain to her why you can’t buy her that silver necklace! She will help you choose a nice shirt. Don’t pay for that shirt right there and then. Walking into the boutique was part of your strategy to have a fun time with her. You must follow your strategy to the end. You can always go back later to the shop to buy and pick up the shirt! Are we still on the same page? Ride away with her this time to a public park. Choose a section of the park that has some privacy and open your backpack bringing out your “picnic box”. You both will discover that the Zobo drink and cream crackers biscuit will taste extra great because you two are having a simple fun-time. Life is simple but we insist on making it complicated….isn’t that a quote from the great philosopher Confucius? Use that opportunity to take as many selfies as possible with each other. If she is really having a good time, she would make the following faces for the pictures: duck face, tongue hanging from mouth face, pouting face, frog face, doll face and a variety of facial expressions known only to the female species as you snap away. You will realize that you would not have been that happy and free spirited if you were to be in a cinema watching an over-hyped movie that you both don’t really care about. In the course of your chit chat let her know that you are a novice at cooking and that you can only boil water for eba. Ask her to help you out with some cooking recipes and tips. My brother i am telling you she will take it upon herself to educate you. She will see you as the poor boy who can’t cook to save his life and needs urgent help from mama. She will even want to cook a sample dish for you. This may end up with her visiting your place to show you how to slice the vegetable leaves and when to pour in the pepper and crayfish in the soup pot. But if she declines to visit you, don’t stress it. Overtime she will naturally fix a convenient date on her own accord. Guys there you have it. Both of you are enjoying the date. You have been able to pull it off without breaking into a bank. You have broken the dating stereotype. If you pull this off successfully, she would be the one to call you up for a second date. This time around it would be an “indoor” date. *************** Ps: Dr Leroi is a self styled dating guru who is currently being pursued by the hottest women in the globe including Nicki minaj, Lupita Nyongo, Genevive Nnaji, Rihanna, Yvonne nelson, Beyonce and Angelina Jolie. He doesn’t take his own dating advice seriously so take this seriously at your own risk. |
The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms during the dry season in Nigeria. When the fruit is at its peak season between December – April, you can see it everywhere you go; At street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To avoid confusion I am talking about the small roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to reddish-brown colouration botanically referred to as Chrysophyllum albidum. Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the major consumers of this fruit. Generally there are two major types of Udara. The sweet and the sour variety. You can conduct this test by buying the Udara fruit for her & sitting back to watch how she consumes it or by just random observation whenever you see her eating the fruit. It is preferable that you give her the fruit yourself so as to have control over the test process. Sit back open your eyes and observe carefully. You can always tell the character traits of an individual by his/her eating mannerism. Give her the sweet udara variety. Her first action will be to remove the tiny stalk that serves as the fruit cap/seal. She will then squeeze the body of the fruit releasing the juice and fleshy fruit pulp into her mouth. If she licks her lips & remarks on how sweet the fruit tastes, it shows that she is a good- natured lady who will pay you compliments as at and when due. This means she will live peaceably with you, your friends and relations. How does she utilize the seed of the fruit? You know Udara seeds are enveloped in a thin mucous membrane that is meant to be removed by the combined action of the teeth & the tongue. If she swallows all the seeds alongside with the membrane, bro you need to watch it! This means she will swallow all your money if you marry her! This is the type of woman who does not know when to stop. If you take her out for a little shopping she will buy up everything in the mall burning big holes in your pocket leaving you stranded in the shopping mall. The edible fruit pulp of the Udara sweet variety is delicious and can be chewed and swallowed with ease. Watch her hands, if she turns the fruit inside out and uses her teeth to scrape off all the pulp sticking to the peel, bro run away from her! She will be a compulsive consumer in your marriage! If she passes the sweet variety test my brother you can heave a sigh of relief but before you bring out the ring to pop the question, just chill a bit and conduct the sour variety test because it is not yet Uhuru. This should be done few hours after the first test or on a different day. Give her the sour tasting variety . The type that makes you feel like you’ve received a slap on your cheeks immediately the juice touches your tongue. Watch her as she eats it. If she gives the typical knee jerk reaction by squeezing her face, exclaiming and throwing away the fruit the moment the juice touches her tongue it means either of two things: – She is a frank & outspoken woman. This could be a cause for concern for you later if you go ahead to marry her. Never let her catch you with any woman in a compromising situation because if she does so, you will experience the truth in the saying “hell hath no fury than a woman scorned”. – It could also mean that she does not have the spirit of perseverance. She will lose hope in the marriage at the first sign of hardship. She won’t be a loyal wife, the kind of woman that will run away from the home when you are broke. However if she does not throw away the fruit but keeps on munching on it slowly in spite of the sour taste, clap for yourself because you have found yourself a keeper! A woman who will not flinch when you experience hard times. She will endure the difficult times with you. As she keeps on eating watch her facial features. If she chews the fleshy pulp to the point where it undergoes transformation and becomes a chewing gum, Bro please put the ring on her finger!! This shows that she will be a creative wife, she will stick with you and work things out together with you transforming the sour times into pleasant outcomes. That will be all for. I know you will now be looking at the “ordinary” udara fruit in a different light. Disclaimer: This piece has not been scientifically, spiritually, biologically or socially proven to be 100% right. It was written under the influence of a sweet udara fruit plucked from Eka udo’s backyard. Put it to use at your own risk |
pastoraaaaaa:I don't blame u aburo, na NL give u platform to display ur immaturity. I'm looking to hire a new driver, interested? |
pastoraaaaaa:bros na "mumu" thread be this no pun intended |
Marry her, na wife material be that |
continue here: We were forced to follow him out of fear, we trekked with him to a point where we saw another two of his colleagues. That was where they all asked us to lie down. But we were scared. “They eventually forced my two sisters down and two of the men raped them, but they did not rape me. After raping them, they started cutting them with their knives until they killed them. At that point, I started running and shouting for help, but one of them came after me and cut me with a knife and I fell down. “I passed out for sometime and in my pool of blood, they thought I was dead, but luckily, when they left, I gathered myself and managed to escape back to the village. That was how I found myself at the hospital.” SUSPECT SPEAKS Narrating his own side of the story, the prime suspect, 20-year-old Adamu Ibrahim, who confessed that he was under the influence of a drug, Tramol 200, when he committed the heinous crime said he killed the girls out of provocation. Hear him, “I was in the bush grazing my cow when a Tiv man approached me claiming that I damaged his farm. I told him I was not the one and he insisted I was the one. In the midst of the argument and confusion, my herds scattered in the bush. I started chasing after them in order to gather them. On my way, I met three girls whom I asked if they knew the man that was accusing me of destroying his farm and they said yes. “They, however, refused to disclose the man’s residence, claiming that they did not know his house. The eldest amongst the girls started insulting me and she came and held my cutlass. I told her to get off my cutlass. She continued pulling the cutlass. The second one came and started taunting me and pulling my dagger and in the process, the knife cut her hand. “I withdrew from them and asked if they can face me and they said yes. That was why I pulled out my knife and cut the eldest. The other one that had a cut on her hand ran and moved away and was watching from a distance, but I also caught up with her and cut her down. I also did the same thing to the third.” DENIES RAPING VICTIMS Adamu who was arrested while he was about to flee the community on a motorbike to Rukubi in Nasarawa State, swore that he did not rape the girls explaining further that he was the only herdsman in the bush at the time of the incident. “No other Fulani herdsman was there, I did it alone. I swear that I did not rape them. They pushed me into what I did because I was pleading and asking that they left me alone. I feel very sorry for what I did, because it is a crime. I was actually under the influence of Tramol 200. I normally buy the tablet from one Tiv man in the village. I take it to feel high and for energy because whenever I take it, I hardly get tired of moving about with my cow.” When asked of his parents, Adamu said he was told that shortly after his birth, his father died and his mother whom he hardly knew gave him out to one Alhaji Kawo Ibrahim who brought him up as a herdsman. “We reside here in Benue near Agatu, that is where some of us move our cow for grazing,” he said. LAWMAKER REACTS Reacting to the unfortunate incident, a member of the Benue State House of Assembly, representing Makurdi North in whose constituency the killing happened, Mr. Avine Gbom, lamented that Mballagh Council ward had remained a conquered territory since 2011 when Fulani herdsmen first invaded the community, killing and maiming the inhabitants. “The farmers and owners of the community are now at the mercy of the Fulanis. The Police are presently not there even though there was an instruction to that effect by the state government While the Fulanis have also refused to vacate the village for over three years now. At a point, the locals had to leave the area for them. In fact, they all fled to Makurdi town until the peace and re-conciliatory committee was set up and some went back; but till date, the Fulanis are completely in charge of the place.” The lawmaker appealed to the federal and state governments to intervene by providing a police post for the community. “The military can be deployed to the area to stem further crisis so that the people can go back and reclaim their land. As far as I am concerned, the peace arrangement by the state government and the Fulanis in that community is certainly not working. The people are living like slaves in their own father land at the moment. “The most unfortunate thing in this matter is the fact that the people who were displaced by the Tiv/Fulani crisis have as at today, not received any relief materials from the state or Federal Government. One then begins to wonder why after much materials came to the state, nothing has been given to the people who were directly affected by the crisis. My appeal is to the state government. They should give the people relief materials to alleviate their sufferings and start their lives again,” Gbom emphasized. POLICE REACT Speaking on the matter, newly posted Benue State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Hyacinth Dagala, expressed deep shock over the killing adding, “I feel bad about this because it is absurd and unfounded for women who are ordinarily non-violent to be killed in such violent manner. I was personally shocked when I heard about the incident and got particularly worried when I discovered the manner these young girls were killed. “I must point out that though the problem of natives and Fulanis have been with us in the country for several years, government would not be able to address it overnight, but it would certainly be addressed. Some persons are currently agitating that the Fulanis should move to other states, others feel that since they are Nigerians, they should not be restricted. We all hope that this problem will soon be resolved especially, if all the stakeholders are able to harmonise their thoughts and views.” As a prelude to peace, Dagala urged leaders of the Herdsmen and the host communities to make it a priority to educate their people on the need to live in peace with one another in the collective interest of all. The Police boss who promised that the police would thoroughly investigate the killing in order to stem any spill over assured that the law will take its course in the matter. “I also want to urge members of the public to help the Police by availing us with information that would help in our responsibilities to the society. The truth is that the job of policing should not be left in the hands of police alone. The public should be part of the police project. “I would also advise that we should all be conscious of strangers around us and report to law enforcement agencies when necessary. This is part of the ways we can effectively police the society and check crimes and criminality in our country,” Dagala stated. |
abeg wetin Liverpool and Everton dey play? |
is unfortunate that we are reporting this. Tiwa made the world believe that her hubby was the best choice for her but the latest report emanating from their home says otherwise. It looks like the marriage that Tiwa spent N30 million celebrating in Dubai is heading for Olumo Rocks. Kemi Filani reports: Heard this last night but didn’t put it up till i was able to do some little confirmations here and there… Tiwa Savage and Tunji Balogun’s marriage is heading for the rocks, she might change her mind later but right now they are undergoing some serious marital crisis. Their marriage is barely five months old (they got married in Dubai in May) but Tiwa can’t hold it in anymore…she’s tired of putting up with Tunji…..he beats her, cheats on her etc…so many incredible stories i can’t even put here…but she’s finally ready to call it quit and it all revolves around her money. Three different sources in their inner circle confirmed this. “Kemi, it’s nothing new abeg. We were shocked when she accepted to marry him, he’s bn beating her even before he asked her to marry him but love is stupid sometimes. When she agreed to marry him fine, we said ‘okay, do a private and not a big wedding in case things fall apart but they said no…it’s money sharing formula that is worrying them” one of the sources in the circle confidently told me. Today is Tunji’s birthday and although congratulatory messages have started pouring in, Tiwa is saying nothing and that’s kinda unusual of her. Also, she has sacked him and gotten herself a new manager too…someone else now answers as her manager… make I help u |
to save us the stress of visiting ur blog
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been in ur shoes b4 bro. The earlier u let go the faster u will recover. Believe me she will NEVER change for the better |
See wetin Nollywood don cause. |
POP (plaster of paris) ceiling is a type of suspended ceiling. suspended ceiling is a general type of ceiling which is installed beneath an existing ceiling level. PVC, pop, gypsum plaster, and even timber can be used as suspended ceiling. cheers |
@OP, people like you are a disappointment to the profession. why would I as an architect that spent several yrs getting a BSc and MSc start posting designs on a public forum free of charge thereby creating the impression that we do is available on the cheap. I kno that many folks will be appreciative of your "kind" gesture but as a professional of several years experience I am not amused. I cannot blame you alone as the moderator who saw it fit to display this on the FP is also guilty of this folly. as a brother I have to advice u against this as it makes u appear to be HUNGRY. |
![]() No be only Lag get hustlers oo. |
The man make sense small sha |
That is obviously not a bullet wound abeg, check online for pix of them and compare. This is just unnecessary propaganda to further increase tensions and generate news headlines. Sahara Reps shld be wise |
