₦airaland Forum

SleekyPosh:

Lol..Dint mean to give u a catastrophic nd cerebral damaging shot as dat..Sorry I will buy u crackers biscuit ehn,Pele don't cry again. Btw u nd ur future husband be wishing to achieve what have already achieved at this young age of mine. Aint gat time to xchange wordz with wasted punniez like U. Am a Busy Man. Thanks. *Drops Mic*

Hahahahaha!!! Busy or jobless man? If u are a busy man as u said, you wouldn't have had the time to type all those s h I t s you sent. And for you to disprove your say, shows that you are a living proof that a man can live without a brain.. Other than being a gasbag, git, scum bag, hick, w an ker, you have a mind like a steel trap.

Yungmilio2: ce drole? puisque vous etes encore l'apprentissage
du francais Combien allez-vous payer pour que je
puisse vous tuteur?

Hahahaha.. Not that I'm learning, I'm not that good with it comprenez vous?

SleekyPosh: Wait Ermm redstone..Brownpebble or what do u call urself..Y u feelin unimportant? Take a break please. ur saliva don almost cause tsunami for here. We don hear u. Let's listen to other girls like gentldove and co.
Biko!

Dude I wasn't even conversing with you
Immature, ugly, broke asZ dude
You are one of those guys girls should avoid...I pity ur female friends I.e if u have any
Sophisticated illiterate when it comes to manners

daveP: have this.guess might ease u a lil

Thought u said lemonade?

roman001: ok.i hate gals wth medium-extra large breast dressd without bras underneath.

Hmmm...its quite hard for you to find girls with medium b o o bs without bra and very difficult to find girls with extra large b o o bs without bra

Yungmilio2: lol
je n'ai pas l'argent. vous donner mon coeur

Hahahahah...Je ne suis pas très bon avec le francais, encore à
apprendre

roman001: u r furious,i neva said naked ,i meant dressd normally bt no bra underneath.av seen many even @market sqrs

Funny... You weren't specific earlier so, I picked one.
Okay! Thank God you said she was dressed but without bra but I said guys with undies eg boxers besides, most girls have tea cup b.r.e.a.st that can go without wearing bra..

roman001: hw abt gals dressd wthout bras in public places.i dey laugh .

Note this!!
I said streets and not beaches or pools or clubs where some girls wear bikinis

And ya girls walk without bra in some culture'

Yungmilio2: ouais je savais. Je me demande si il sait parler
francais. vous m'apprendre italien

okay, combien allez-vous payer?

noble4d: Hmm so its natural...

Ya, from both dad and mum

I hate it when a guy tells me to upload my picture when he has none of his on his profile...

I hate it when ugly guys call' the opposite sex ugly

I hate it when guys mix stuffs in drinks just to get the lady to his bed

I hate it when guys find joy in breaking ladies heart

I hate it when I see guys on their undies walking on the street

Part C coming soon

noble4d: You r beautiful... Wats the secret?

There's no secret

noble4d: Since you didn't introduce urself..... Well, they call me Noble....u r wlcm

Thanks

noble4d: Xup redgem

I'm good..
Good afternoon sir

mencade5: and what has reyginus got to do with us?

He will prevent us from going in doors

mencade5: but what am seeing in ur pix is a direct opposite of what you said.

Oya enter room make i see am jor

*coughs* no need, just ask Reyginus

fairheven: Now u can be my disciple b4 then how much is in account? : .

Don't get pissed but it is 100 percent higher than the amount in your account
OR
Check the amount you have and multiply it by 10000 divide by 2

Please, post your answer here in numbers and not alphabets

mencade5: i will only focus on the b o o obs part. I have since stop chasing big b o o obs, small bo o obs is now my preference that is why am sticking with you.

oya no fight me again, i dey wait for you for my room.

Another correction to be noted
I DON'T HAVE SMALL B O O BS

Yungmilio2: pouvez-vous parler en francais

ce n'était pas français, il était italien

daveP: yeah ,will u like some lemonade mimosa.its ugandan and quite instant.they locally call it lime here.

Oh!!! Sure...THANKS

fairheven: no dear!hold nothing back,give every thing,ur reward is in heaven

Well, its no big deal
I can sacrifice one ATM

daveP: hehehe,beta grab ur 'copy' now. He is tryna disturb me en ma lady. How was ur night? Goodday!

So cold...having a running nose if you know what I mean by that

fairheven: See u, if u realy want to share y don't u start wi giving out all ur nice shoes,clothing,gele,perfumes,jeweries an ATM card to the needy,then come back an be my disciple

I give out the items mentioned above except my ATM card

SleekyPosh: Ur IQ dey aii small dear. i support u tintini

Then yours is big... Very funny
Just seeking attention from me and now you've got it... so?

I hate it when some so called dudes brag about having sex with girls

I hate it when I cook and try pleasing him in the way I can and he doesn't appreciate it

I hate it when men take women for granted

I hate it when guys stink and are all sweaty and calls it sexy or masculine bla bla bla

I hate it when a guy thinks its abnormal to make breakfast for his lady when she's on bed

Part b coming up soon

mencade5: what i hate in naija ladies are:

1. She beg me for money, i gave her, only for her to take my hard earned cash and spend it on another boyfriend.

2. Seeing a lady with correct standard bw.ea.sts. You were attracted by it, you made her your girl. When you finally n.aked her, all you see is flat screen on her chests.

3. I hate it when a naija lady claims not to eat too much. When you take her to an eatery, she will order for all the food thwre including take away.

4. Naija ladies are one of the most dirtiest in africa. They look outside but visit their rooms, or go to girls hostel in campus, i tell you, you will v.omit all your intestines out!

5. I also hate it when naija ladies use alum to rub their pus-sy before having sex with you. Confusing you with it due to the friction it caused but unknown to you the thing is very deep and wide like abuja-lokoja road.

Hmmm!!!

Correction 1
9ja girls are not dirty only few, out of 100 girls, only 1 will be dirty.

Correction 2
Cancel the nigerian girls using alum for their p...sy and u can replace it with prostitutes only if the hypothesis has been proven

Correction 3
We 9ja girls are not stingy, we tend to share with friends so, asking for take away is not bad
It is only bad when the dude is broke and we know the size of his empty wallet


You were looking for big b o o bs and u got what u wanted... When all the men starts looking for ladies with big b o o bs, what do u expect ladies with small b o o bs to do?

Good morning all, wishing you all a great day ahead

KelvinGraphics: Hmmmm
Wia ris Xtarxhyne?
Somebody is trespassing here o.... He wants to transmit E---a to my sweet Redgem...
I just graduated 4rm Martial Arts xkul ystday o.
I wouldnt want to unveil my xkilz on my besties husband o kuz if i should do ehn, igboefon xelf will reject him ni o.

Xtarxhyne kum and hold ur husby o.

Frankben and DaveP, U guys are my witness o.

Kelvin!!!! Kelvin!!!! Kelvin!!!! *shouting* Leave me aloné!!! I don't want to be your 22nd wife not even your second infact, I hate sharing my man

harlos:
Then u don't how much punch ma face received niyen.....
Anyways e don go.

Whats the secret behind ur moniker?

That's the meaning of my birth name.. A Red gem/precious stone