₦airaland Forum

Danhumprey: So are the girls/ladies. They keep forming like they are the only human beings.

Lol...we don't form, we know how you guys behave
Firstly, no manner of approach
Secondly. Sorry to say but your male folks behave like kids

Most of the guys here are married and some of the single guys are irresponsible, ill-mannered, liars..e.t.c

MzPreshie: Lol... Two new wives at the same time? No dear, you gotta pick one. I don't share my property with anyone, much less my wanna-be hussy. And about being loaded for your groom price, hmmm *lips sealed*

You can have him...I want fresh blood and he aint one!

KelvinGraphics: Na only U i want dear....
I just wanted Redgem to see U, Redgem is actually my sister in the Lord, she is a nice gal sha.

As 4 d groom price money, why r U sealing ur mouth na? Mama PrettySpicey e-family account dey red o, xo u better loosen ur lipz and start biding now .

I'm really his sister in the .....

Xtarxhyne: redgem n mzpreeeee...wassup

I'm good...how are you doing?

missyhorlah: come in sweetie,welcome to our e-family

Thanks...thanks...thanks...I really do appreciate this warm welcome

frankben: ur free... Ur free.. Ur free...

Please make way!!!

Thanks

frankben: hi...

Hello...
I'm I free to come in?

frankben: why should i since i've got xtarxhyne....
Mzpreshie, be meticulous on your dealings with daveP...

I can present you a good number of ladies he E-broke their heart on nairaland... I suggest you go for mencade5 as he's the only single dude in our E-family who's willing to love any moniker that's got "(f)" affixed to it .... You'll enjoy him

Hmmm

daveP: so have u met the house already,or ul be waiting for the much awaited steve-harvey induction!( a steve harvey accent is used to welcome new members)

Intro should do

daveP: Cheriepet:hi how u doing?

Redgem: hi,welcome

Thanks

jonaji: Hehehe..... U really think this is a guy ? Well see the 2 protuding objects in front
Nice pix U've got ...... Be my friend ?

Ya, its a guy and I can see his beards. As for the two br..st any one can use oranges, foam bra etc

jonaji: So this lady took a Selfie and called it morning selfie..... Looking Funny

Its a guy and not a lady....

Bidex6444: OP, ones you are blind but now you can see.... Why don't you follow your bible and you allow a guy to play your heart like card. I really understand all you are going thru for now but did you check yourself cos you might have hurt the guy in question? Well, not all relationship lead to marriage and moreover its not that long. Keep on with your search. May God heal your wounded heart. Pele dear

Thanks and Amen

shoefreak: No dey yab my son ooo he is as truthful as those they said they rescued some chibok girls ooo.

Lol

ggrin: am nat fat

Ah! I'm so sorry miss

KelvinGraphics: Me, lie lie?

Me dat doesnt know how to lie
I will tell my mummy shoefreak dat u kalled me a liar

Still mummy's boy

KelvinGraphics: Me, lie lie?

Me dat doesnt know how to lie
I will tell my mummy shoefreak dat u kalled me a liar

Lol

Andyblaze:
Ok sorry I am yet to discover it that's why I create this thread sha.....

My fiancee refuses to make love with me under the
light or in the afternoon,infact she prefers midnight
without me seeing her unclothedness or even seeing her
face.i am not enjoying it at all.
i have tried to find out from her to why but hear her(I
JUST DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEE MY FACE AND
unclothedness WHILE MAKING LOVE TO ME,YOU CAN
SEE IT BUT NOT WHEN MAKING LOVE)i would prefer
women to advice me or is it a general thing,i love her
but i feel someting is wrong




#BITG


ggrin so u wan marry me?

Is she fat?

KelvinGraphics: My Omalicha Redgem request i come here and thank d people dat took care of her while i was away..

*Whistling* lie lie boy

KelvinGraphics: Nothing serious, just appreciating him 4 his kind genorosity shikena

*clears throat* ok

KelvinGraphics: Oga i dey see ur handiwork o

Weldone, baba olowo

What?

remsonik: Yea bring it on!!

Back down now or no turning back

remsonik: I love pepper!!!

Hmmm....would you like a competition?

Reyginus: Please do. Let me know of the expenses so I that I settle them like I always do. Lol.

Lol...funny

Reyginus: Sorry ma'am. Get Procold from Doc. I believe it is just the weather and will cease once its noon. It is well.

Will try

Reyginus: Eyah...Sorry ma'am. You'd be fine. And as usual, you are not taking any medication. Is it the stomach?

Headache and fever...nah
No drugs

Reyginus: Good morning. How could I? You of all people. How are you doing?

A little bit ill..

shoefreak: Yay!!!! But wait oooo. Where did you find him? Was e doing the nasty? And I will pay you megabucks ooo. We treat our e-daughter-in-laws with so much love oooo




if I kick you! Wia you disappear go?



What? Whatever it is, we odi-capable na. *in my igbo accent** no shaking, omalicha

He has so many wives and concubines..eh!!! I don't want to be an addition

KelvinGraphics: Uwc hun.
How is ur new week unfolding dear?

*Eavesdropping*

shoefreak: Hahaha. U are too short. I want an ogologo.

Redgem, no mind mzmariah ooo. My e-son is capable. We have plenty e-love for our family ooo.

Hmmmm....ok oooo. But, there is a big problem

KelvinGraphics: Planning?
Event planning or what?

Nah!
Time planning...