₦airaland Forum

MRpii:
Am gøod,you don't even ask of me since all this months?

I come online once in a while.... How are you doing?

MRpii:
Hy bae

Hi doll

Twaci:
You would be surprised

I also don't trust newly registered female accounts....

Twaci:
Welcome esteeberry . Its a pleasure.

But how about we start with a dp where u hold ur moniker/name written on a paper for us to see?

Don't panic nor vex, its a newly founded procedure

Lol....... You are not serious

This is bad....but you can't blame him, the economy is not favourable to all.... He did what he could afford without thinking of the possibility of an accident

ronald4lif:
Still don't believe it but let me oblige you. As a 'southeaster' that you are or claim to be from lewa is homogenous to omalicha. Now you know, miss.

Lol..... Why do you think I'm from the west?

Cutehector:
Name: hector, Don Benedict, Donald, Ikenna...

Age: 965/41.8


Occupation: Business, Engineer


Relationship status: Single and searching..



Romancelanders i like: i like those who hate me ... It shows i'm a celebrity.



Rlders/nlders who i dislike: i am a happy guy.. I dont take shitt here on social media serious... Hence, no time for dislikes...



Those who i find annoying: Eroticangelina, redgem, lagmostkuit


Those i cant help but read their post: stephanieEzeh, emusmith, grinn, onila, irunoobo, adaksbullet, ireneony


Those i follow and i wish to follow me back..: like seriously? I am a very straightforward person, if i like u, i will ask u for ur number.. Hence no need for beating around the bush..

Why do i follow those who follow me: because courtesy demands it...



Niaralander that has sent u the most pm: my number is in my profile, i make it easy for my secret crushers to contact me thru whatsapp


How many pm do u get in a day? : none.. Not important.


Romancelanders i ignore.. I ignore foolish comments, not people...



Which romancelander is fake?: [size=15pt]Cutehector [/size]



Romancelander i would love to hav a one night stand with? : i am a christain, God detests fornication and adultery...



Romancelander i can date or have a crush on: i can go dates with halfrica, estharfabian.. Buh its not wise to crush on people..



What made me attracted to her... I liked halfrica cuz of her jovial nature, i also got attracted to estharfabian cuz of her voice.



My favorite niaralander: Iamlegend1, iceberylin


My favorite mod: mods ban people, they are the enemy.. Kill dem buh i like farano sha.. Take note of the sha.


Funniest romancelander: adaksbullet... Infact, all the trolls..


Romancelander with best threads: i give it up for Emusmith, no other person...


Diary i stalk: None



Romancelanders i used to get along with: mprex, twaci, annie4b, mirexxx, misspicy.


Why did i stop gettn along with dem: people always leave.. (One tree hill)



Which nlder personality dat suits mine: I am enigmatic... No one can be like me



Nlders i would love to give a dirty slap: i have a forgiving spirit, i dont hold grudges



Nlders i would go second and first base with: naijaboiy please come and explain dis ur question biko....




Nlders i keep as frnds offline... A secret .. I dont kiss and tell...



Nlders i consider smart: Misssclassy.. No one else.. She is too too good..


Nl member that tries to hard: all the toasters in romance section; me , kinglekan, tosyne2much, iamcharis, enegod, naijaboiy, bqlekan..




Nlders i find intriguing.. : trapq



What phrases, styles i learnt from a nairalander: i am original, hence i dnt copy



Whch nlders do u often disagree with: ronald4lif



Romancelander i secretly wish i can meet together with: all the romance section moderators...


Who do i often agree with: Iamlegend1, tosyne2much


Who do i consider sexy: laveda, eniqurl


Who do i consider ugly: no one is ever ugly... Evryone is beautiful as long as they are happy..


Who is romancelander mr/ms nice guy/lady: Iceberylin. My mentor


Who is romance section mean guy or lady : Me, thesonofmark, agarawu23, wristbangle, naijaboiy



[size=15pt]romance section douchebags: Everyone who has an alternate moniker [/size]




Aloha, namaste, adios, Peace.

Hahahahaha....... It's okay sha

ronald4lif:
Adonbilivit.

You better believe it...... So, tell me the meaning of lewa mi

ronald4lif:
Aren't you from Southwest? You should know jor.

Nope.... Southeast

ipledge10:
wassup red-gen

I'm kul, you?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Thanks rare gem [/color]

Hehehehe..... You are welcome sweet

ronald4lif:
Redgem, my head is swelling o. Why e no go swell ni? E easy for a lewa mi like you to find my submission interesting. Abeg free my head make e dey swell dey go jare.

Lol..... Sorry to ask, what's a Lewa mi?

Pucaxo:
That's the thing with you, you always think u know too much.

I NEVER sleep with clothes on.

Hahahahaha.... OK, sorry sir

Now go put on some clothes before I give you a slap

Pucaxo:
I just turned on all the lights in my house!!!


You're one helluva lucky guesser!

If you were truly naked then you would have denied it.... So, you weren't naked

Pucaxo:

Am I lying?

Pucaxo:
Hehehehe... Trick question; what am I wearing?

Nothing on you.....

Pucaxo:
Wings? I've always known you fly at night! Abeg tell dem say I go vigil when you come oo

Hahahahaha funny you.... They know you are on your bed chatting

Pucaxo:
With those feet? Or those ?

Nah.... My wings

Pucaxo:
Red gem nice 1. When do we get to do the slapping?

Thanks....whenever you are ready cos I am always ready to slap you

Age : Early twenties

Occupation : Student

Are you single, dating or married : Dating

Those u like on Romance Section : too numerous to mention

Those u dislike on Romance section : I don't keep tags

Those u find so annoying : will not say cos I'm in no mood for their trash...

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : Ronald4lif hey, don't let it get to your head

Those you follow and wish follows you back : Seun, lalasticlala

Why do you follow the people you follow : few cos they followed me and the remaining either I found their posts intelligent or funny

NLer that has sent u the most PMs : won't mention cos it's called a pm

How many PMs do you get on average in a day : None....... Well, we both know I'm lying here

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : I'm still trying to avoid them so, I won't mention them now

Which Romancelander is fake : honestly don't know

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : I'm not that kinda lady that does a night stand

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : sorry, won't mention him also

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : don't really know, guess cos he was funny

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : None for now

Your favorite mods : R231 seems nice , Lalasticlala seems quite and reserved, RoyalRoy he has got some swag

Funniest Romancelander(s) : Mrcork!

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads : Emm......still thinking

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : none

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : LadyBoss1 ( she deactivated the ) Cutehector he loves women too much joor

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours : haven't seen any

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life : Mr Sinnzu/TrapLORD/Pucaxo


NLer(s) you would go second and first base with : Wristbangle

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : Reyginus, wristbangle

NLer(S) you consider smart : Numerous names..

NL member that tries too hard : Cutehector

NLer(s) you find intriguing : MizMyColi

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : no offence


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from
MrCork

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section : if I mention them, then I'm looking for trouble

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other : That's why it's a secret

Who do u often agree with : None

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) : none

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) : Hahaha hahaha will be mute joor

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : KingTom and prettythicksme

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) : Me! i think

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag : None

Pucaxo:
Yea.. Yea..
Aren't you gonna fill in yours?

Let me try.......

Pucaxo:
Its a way to perform "hard reset" on humans.


You need it badly. Your cheeks are begging for it

You ain't serious......

Pucaxo:
Name : A.M.C.O

Age : Late twenties

Occupation : Consultant/Student

Are you single, dating or married : Single

Those u like on Romance Section : all my niggaz

Those u dislike on Romance section : Darkenedrebel

Those u find annoying : MrNipples (softapples/tarGAYryen/sweetorgasm/whitewitch/lovren etc etc.. , that Whoopi Goldberg look-a-like called Ipledge10 and Gbadebo Aromolaran aka Darkenerebel

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)
: Ishilove Redgem
Beremx

Those you follow and wish follows you back : Seun
, Explorers

Why do you follow the people you follow : I'm drawn to intelligent minds and people I can learn from.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs : Hehehehe.... She knows herself!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day : Day? Nah.. About 2 or 3 in a whole week!

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : None.

Which Romancelander is fake : The entire Awon Weyrey association of dumbfacks and minions. Except folks like Naijaboiy and/or maybe Twaci & Kinglekan.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : Haven't I already done that?

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : naijaboiy, your plan has failed IJN Amen!!

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : Her wittyness

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : All those dumb commenters and OP's, ya'll rock!

Your favorite mod : Obinoscopy (always listens, always rational)

Funniest Romancelander(s) : Mrcork!

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads : Explorers/Sile12

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Insidous Tashaamania.. Then they disappeared

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : Sinaj ( I deactivated the acct she's familiar with ) . Truckpusher & Sinizia.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours : my G! funlord

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life : Redgem, she trully needs a manual override.


NLer(s) you would go second and first base with : eggovinmma

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : my niggas and a few others

NLer(S) you consider smart : Ishilove, aint nobady smarter..

NL member that tries too hard : darven, sexistbastard/vanquay/cleats & ssoftapples/mrnipples

NLer(s) you find intriguing : Punkyveer Tonyebarcanista

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : hehehehe... "Cururu Toad" & "Dingbat"


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from
Thesonofmark & Truckpusher

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section : my nigga ssoftapples

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other : Mrsphyno

Who do u often agree with : Funlord

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) : You gotta give it to my baby Laveda

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) : None other than JolllyJoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : Pbs4real & Kinglekan - Prettythicksme

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) : Rocktation.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag : None, ya'll are amazing

I know! I know!! .. I just compounded my problems

Thanks...... But seriously why do you want to slap me?

Happy birthday Charijee!! Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happy. Happy Birthday Dearie