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tosyne2much:
When on a date, he doesnt drink pure water while the lady is busy devouring fried rice and chicken

Last month na so i carry one nairalander babe comot with the hope dat she would demand for N150 doughnut and a bottle of coke, unknowing to me that i was wrong. Make i no lie, na N300 dey my pocket that day. Na so we chill for one eatery wey dey area begin gist about how Ishilove dey alwz knack us ban at any slight provocation.

At first, she told me she wasnt hungry and i smiled like Seun Osewa when Ireneony proposed to him. Few mins later, dis grl waved to d waiter and ordered for fried rice & chicken, at dat instance, confusion was printed all ova my face just like someone whose original Bsc certificate was blown into d gutter

I had to ring my friend up for financial assistance, make the girl no go open thread for me after our dismissal


He knows how to satisfy a lady in bed, and doesnt necessarily have to kill himself using styles such as reverse cowgirl, scissors kick style, doggy and the likes.

Nairaland babe? You too like woman

Lol..... Oya back to the matter Tosyne2much be prepared always that's what men do....

Cutehector:
lol .... Just so u knw, off nairaland, I"m a giver.. Unless maybe I"m broke.

Hahaha haha..... OK oh

daveP:
(the snoring court clerk, oblivious of the 'court proceedings', hears the prosecuting counsel say the aboved words and in a jiffied haste jumps up and shouts)

C/clerk: Coooooooooooouuuuuurrrrt!!!!!


Judge: (looking perplexed) erm, i havent hit my gavel or given my.... (unable to proceed further as crowd starts dispersing. Hurriedly attempts to at least control before his court goes empty, he hits the gavel) This case is erm(rubs forehead to remember) this case is dismissed.


D/counsel: (a group of 9guys, stand and park their outdated suitcases, leave the court premises chanting 'aud lang sung' in baritonic unison)


curtain falls

Lol.... But if you should ask any lady of her ideal man, she will definitely mention at least 10 of the above listed

Cutehector:
gosh, she still doesn't get it.. I love d way I mislead people sha...

Lol Cutehector I think you are a cool guy no matter what you post.... I understood every bit of what you said

AfroKnight:
Lol. I said why would a Man (with high standards) who has all those qualities lower his standards by choosing to be with you cos obviously you don't have sufficient qualities to match those which you listed up there. If such Real men were to find a match they would not pick you cos you don't measure up. And if he did, he would no longer be a real man cos he just made a terrible decision to be paired with you.

See the futility in stating absolutes? Real men this, real men that.... Do me a favour please. Gerrarrahie mehn, for real.

No offence.

Someone is taking it personal..... Lol


OK oh... Have fun

sonofananimal:
this your story, one can interpret it 2 ways


First! Where are you going to see that kind of a man
Paradventure you find that kind of a man (teddy bear) did you think he too will just accept anyhow WOMAN or WOMAN WHO don't possess thesame 14 character you mention?


Second: were did you get that ideal that I derive JOY in degrading or ridiculing a lady

Hahaha haha a teddy bear.... Lol... respect is reciprocal... What you give should be what you get or better than what you gave....


Lol....just your post

Cutehector:
hahahahahhahhahahhaha omgosh.. U female nairalanders r very funny I swear.. Its so amazing hw evryone just thinks dat wat people write online are a replica of their personality in reality. See red gem, I can write anythn I wana write here, I can portray a gentle guy and at d same time portray smth worse online.. So pls dnt be deceived red gem, u havnt met me yet

I didn't say that's what you do....i said such cos of the post you made but no matter what, you can't hide your real self. What you post defines a part of you

daveP:
ahhhh naaaah. Atall atall. If i agree with the bolded, then it means you are defining(emphasis) a DICTATOR. AND we all know what women think about dictators.... (swerves from tailing that road)


It still boils down to taste. That's why when Evelyn puts off akpors for not being 'real' , in comes Khadija to make him look real and make Eve rethink if she did the right thing by dropping akpors.

Lol.... Like I said earlier, every lady has a definition of the man she desires

wristbangle:
Funny enough, I don't have that time. .

What is the purpose of hair dresser then?

How many ladies can cut their guys hair with clipper?

Just saying there's nothing bad and not saying you should do it...

I can cut your hair

AfroKnight:
So maybe you think you're a real woman. Good. Emm, I don't think other "real" women would be as unreasonable to hastily label me as you have just done. Let's start with the etymology. There is no fake man anywhere. So who is your real man? Simplistic opening post from you. You can do better.

Just wondering... What makes you think a Man with all those noble qualities would ever lower his standards to be with you?

I made a statement and there was no labelling directly...

Hey, I don't want to brag but I know I'm the kind of lady most noble men desires...and can't start listing them..

So you think exhibiting such, lowers a man's standard?

daveP:
hmm, my take


not all real men are in control of their lives literally(his woman, lady has one aspect she controls.) Its what makes him who he is without having look back. She's there.


Besides about applicability of ideas; in some societies, some of your points arent reasons to put a tag and say 'be ye real a man, for thou hath justifieth the list'


real men trend on dynamism; what make Gbadebo a real man to the women around him isnt what make Akpors claim 'real man' to the 'umpire ladies'


have you seen cases where a man believes cos he's working and is a real man, he takes this confidence to another place and tries, only to meet a berlin wall?

It leaves me (wondering and pondering) but since i've (jot a thing or two), i'l drop my pen.

A real man has control of his life no matter what you say cos he chose and let his lady have that aspect in his life she's in charge of.


You don't expect me to start listing all the qualities of a real man....

Every lady has a definition of her real man but this are at least the general definition

AfroKnight:
Yet another thread created by a WOMAN telling us who a REAL MAN is. Really?? Come on.

Its only men who are the opposite of what I wrote above will find this thread annoying

gigdfhjjhvc:
Its had to find such man accept the one u find

Men..........!!! smh

daveP:
oh you're taking up a front. Okay then. MegaLady

Lol..... So what can you say about it?

Cutehector:
no wahala... I go accept am in good faith

It wasn't a role sha.... Just trying to let you know that spending for your lady is worth it cos you are against it

daveP:
ah what's with the moniker mentions, its distracting now.

Lol.....each one of them made a post concerning each signs mentioned with their monikers and I'm trying to let them see that their views were wrong

4X4:
GIRL U MUST HAVE BEEN SLEEPWALKING WHEN YOU WROTE THIS because ITS ALL FANTASY YARNS . BTW UR BEAUTIFUL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Fantasy you say.....that means men like that don't exist? Thanks for the compliment

wristbangle:
Yes na. Though once in a while I can loose ur hair (maybe once in 6mths ) but every month, hehehehe

There's nothing wrong with loosing my hair every month....

wristbangle:
I won't call her names. I will tell her to turn deaf ears to people's gossip.

Ok.....

spartanian:
I know say na woman go write this one

It doesn't matter who wrote it....

pickabeau1:
Hehehehehe.......
I hear

Check it out...

pickabeau1:
Just as the term man defines it all
No need to crappalyze it with another term 'real'

A man is a male human . The term man is usually reserved for an adult male, with the term boy being the usual term for a male child or adolescent . https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man

wristbangle:
I won't allow her to wash my undies. Make she wash her own, make I wash my poo poo boxer

Story... If a lady don't do such, the male folks call her names

pickabeau1:
Thanks dear
The next question is why is there not a term 'real lady'
Why the need to qualify a man with the term real?

There's no need for the real.... A lady defines it all

wristbangle:
Everything is wrong about washing his ladies undies except if they are married and then that must be done once in a while.

Abeg I cannot wash a lady's undies when we have not tie the knot. I be her slave ni

But a lady can wash a man's undies before tying the knot right?

Cutehector:
chei redgen u for gv me tosyne2much part na, I don turn maga abi . Chei wristwatch role just dey burst my belle

Lol..... Accept your part jejely

pickabeau1:
You tell me..you said and I quote "i bet u want a lady"

You should define it..

A woman of high social standing or refinement, especially when viewed as dignified or well-mannered. A woman who is the head of a household. www.thefreedictionary.com/lady

tosyne2much:
The last time i used that line was 1996

I decided to use it now. Who knows if it might work for you ?

Nah..... It won't work

pickabeau1:
Interesting....
Why did u not qualify the term lady with 'real'?
Let me correct your post
Every lady deserves her man
Cc: MizMyColi

What's the definition of a lady?

pickabeau1:
Another real man wail...

Hahaha haha.... Every lady desires a real man
And I bet you want a lady too

tosyne2much:
I'm going gaga for u *covers face*

Gaga? Hmmmm same line you used on her

tintingz:
Why did you mention tosyne2much in your post, is it that you guys have been digging or what?

Lol.... Whatever you think