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Hahaha haha.... I'm sorry tosyne2much boo boo


I was on my own oh one dude started disturbing me.... Begging to take me out, I jejely told Bros to let me be, that me get sugar but Bros no gree... I carry him matter to girls court and a verdict was passed... My babes said I should accept Bros that they trust me na after one date him go chilax .. I accepted and called him on a Friday morning telling him I'm bored and wanted to go out, he told me he was kinda busy but will make out time for me.

I wore my most sexy wear and made up waiting for him.... To cut story short

We went to a fast food joint he asked what I wanted and I said something soft, his taste will do, Bros ordered and I was smiling.... We started talking then I got a call from my babes, took excuse then answered it.. Since he met them before we left, it was so easy for me.. I put the call on loud speaker for him to hear and my babes were busy ordering....and ordering you know how girls are when they are in groups na Bros couldn't say no

Hmmm....the money he came with got exhausted so he paid with his ATM card

But my manchi didn't give up.... He still came back asking for another date

Bros get money sha....he wasn't like all those broke ass niggas

vizkiz:
I notice that anytime I pray for some sisters in church, they get pregnant. So I am scared they might get prgnant because they are coming for deliverance session tonight

Lol......so, you are already a baby daddy

wristbangle:
Sue them asap. I need my gift

I will....

Congrats to you xclusive.... Thought you to be a play boy

Beautiful wife you've got

vizkiz:
I am sorry, I don't understand what you are saying oh. I am a rev father

A reverend father who is scared of getting two sisters pregnant?

vizkiz:
what is spoilt about my comment?

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How did you know that she loves it big?

vizkiz:
what is it I am doing

The digging you are doing that's making you scared of unwanted pregnancy...

vizkiz:
dear God, please I don't wanna be given a "baby daddy" title

Don't let Nifemi or yetunde get pregnant now. I wanna get maRried legally and be a proud husband/dad at the end of the day. In jesus name I pray (Amen)

Then stop doing what you are doing....

vizkiz:
his wife is HOT!

I hope he doesn't have a "baby dick" cuz this wife be like person whey like big ****

Spoilt child......

wristbangle:
Same here my brother. Happy new month and independence day.

I bin dey ask my independence gift from redgem, mhizkel, midehi2, adeh39, twaci, prettythicksme and etc. Na tokunbo boxers dem package for me

Boxers!!! Thought I sent green and white Maybach Exelero .....I need to sue wsc

tommychow:
Listen to the message not the messenger. Hearken to my wise words and save yourself. A word is enough...

I've heard you.....bye

INTROVERT:
I concur.

Concur to? I believe it doesn't matter the party that leads.... What matters is finding a good leader

My opinion though

Yksoul:
U KNOW A GUY CAN SHOW ALL THESE BEHAVIOURS AND LATER DUMP U.SISTER,U BETTER PRAY

Brother, I know oh!!! Everything is just prayers cos the devil has his own way of working

lordkeme:
dey aren't...

They are..

wristbangle:
Lol we no do anything oo

I meant tosyne2much wants to spoil me....

wristbangle:
Lol we no do anything oo

I meant tosyne2much wants to spoil me....

tosyne2much:
Missionary all the way

If i hear..... Wristbangle, tosyne wants to spoil me oh

tommychow:
Asking for a "real man" when you a just a typical relationship-dependent small girl makes you come off as very selfish. Are you perfect yourself? You deserve a "real man" but does a "real man" deserve you? Cause some razz desperate boys toast you on your street abi, you're now feeling classy with yourself.

I pity all you little girls always needing some pointless relationship because it's too hard for you to close your legs. Wasting your bloody time and getting distracted instead of working on being the best version of yourself before it's time to settle down. GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! Go n si' down my friend and face your studies!

Lol.... Just see who is talking!!! Hahaha smh

tosyne2much:
When on a date, he doesnt drink pure water while the lady is busy devouring fried rice and chicken

Last month na so i carry one nairalander babe comot with the hope dat she would demand for N150 doughnut and a bottle of coke, unknowing to me that i was wrong. Make i no lie, na N300 dey my pocket that day. Na so we chill for one eatery wey dey area begin gist about how Ishilove dey alwz knack us ban at any slight provocation.

At first, she told me she wasnt hungry and i smiled like Seun Osewa when Ireneony proposed to him. Few mins later, dis grl waved to d waiter and ordered for fried rice & chicken, at dat instance, confusion was printed all ova my face just like someone whose original Bsc certificate was blown into d gutter

I had to ring my friend up for financial assistance, make the girl no go open thread for me after our dismissal


He knows how to satisfy a lady in bed, and doesnt necessarily have to kill himself using styles such as reverse cowgirl, scissors kick style, doggy and the likes.

Tell me you don't do the above styles even without her asking?

Idowuogbo:
Trouble ke? I b Gentle madam ooo

If i hear....

5minsmadness:
He knows the things listed above are the fantastical whims of a girl who has her head in the clouds and her heart buried in romance novels. He knows to be a real man he has to be responsible and yet firm. To stand for what is right and true no matter the cost and no matter how many girls batt thier eyelashes at him. He knows he is meant to be a pillar of support, an anchor for a girl to hook her fleeting emotions upon, and not putty in a girl's hands.

Hahaha hahaha.... We are saying same thing dear.....


Yeah.!!!I love romance novels though

They are cute....

5minsmadness:
A Real man knows that none of the things in that list defines him. A real man does not need a woman to tell him what being a real man is all about.

He knows that the things listed above defines him but he doesn't need a woman to tell him what being a real man is all about...

Op With all your stories....you think cheating is the best option?

Okay he cheated on you and you want to pay him back in same coin....please ma, before you think of doing anything sane think of yourself... What good will come out of it?

What names will people call you cos definitely, your husband won't be blamed...no fingers be pointed at him, all fingers will be at you..

Will your mum be happy if she finds out you sleep with men outside your marriage? That's if she's still living

Don't do what you are going to regret... There are so many ways to solve the issue, I'm not married and know nothing about about marriage but I've been in a relationship and with the little knowledge I know, I think I know one or two from your situation

The best way to deal with this, is to discuss one’s feelings in a supportive, non judgmental environment, discuss with him again...Post nuptial agreement should be considered if you want to restore your marriage but it should be done on a mutual base...

Ask him why he had the affair and try to change the factors that led to the affair....

You said you love him no more but I bet you still do...try and repair your marriage, he is jealous and that should let you know he loves you...

But if deep down you are sure you love him no more, kindly divorce him and never you be with a man cos of his money..

Elvis506:
half of the list is ok

Now a male agrees with me....

Idowuogbo:
I refuse to support it.

@ifyalways
Maaaama, if this woman was struggling to pay back she should have contacted the op and probs come up with a payment plan. But no....this nkpi thinks we are just making noise and she is untouchable ba? We shall see.

Lol..... Ma'am likes trouble oh.!!!

stephenduru:
The Look On Oshiomhole's Face When Iara Greets VP Osinbajo(Caption The Pic

Who knows what Gov Adams Oshiomhole will be thinking.

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/09/caption-this-photo-of-vp-osinbajo-and.html

Hahahahaha....Oshiomhole will be like 'my man the handshake never do? Besides continue, I'm loving the view from here'

sonofananimal:
My dear!

You can hardly find men that portray all 14 characters, at least 3-4. The rest are upgradeable with time.

Characters just don't come up by itself. It take time to build up a character either by experience or what he has learn over time.

You yourself will suspect any man who just come up with 14! Either he is after something or just wanner TAKE something from you.

Well.....will agree with you in this one

But 3-4 is small oh

alterswerve:
Oh well.. For now, having these qualities except washing my boo's panties (i can loose her hair, but not in public tho, and not every month... I think its romantic.. But dats btw) makes me feel like i have no right to settle for less, for a woman that cannot measure up, and i think that's not right. I might be close to real when i can look at a woman that doesn't measure up and say to myself 'even with all my qualities, i can date her because i will influence her positively and make her better, for only sick people need doctors'. But deep within, i'm still finding it hard to accept that.. So, you understand?

Ermm....I don't understand

wristbangle:
Bring ur pant na. Make I wash. Does that make me romantic?

Hahaha haha.... You are making it sound like a terrible thing

iPopAlomo:
Man shitty lost, chelshit lost... manure lost... is their champions league season over...?!

we played tottenham on Wednesday, two days later we play an high intensity game with leicester... and in tuesday... we play champions league with a well rested side...

The only time I agree with Mourinho is when he said as soon as we have three English team in the champions league they would wake up... whoever fix the fixture in England is a bastard...

Lol.... Because they lost doesn't mean we should join them...

Chelsea were loosing yesterday but they still played well... They had the equalizing spirit but didn't make it.... We lacked that spirit

I noticed that each person's were after scoring no team work in our match yesterday