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Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

wheesin:
When the time comes, you would find out..all these lines i am seeing is immature and just too emotional

softapples:
i dnt believ u

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

stlaibrowne:
Alright dear just be patience I will make sure it worth the wait

softapples:
i said im sorry

stlaibrowne:
Redgem when is our turn and who is the other guy
Tophaz I actually don't see us there any mistake?

softapples:
RED GEM

wheesin:
dry...try again

softapples:
I know u will hiss, witch!!!!

sonofananimal:
TRUTH!! YOU JUST WROTE RUBBISH!!

HAVE YOU TOUCH HER BEFORE! I HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE IS WARM AND TENDER?

YOU DON'T WOO PERSON LIKE HER LIKE WITH WORDS TAKEN FROM A LOVE BOOK. RATHER LOOK FOR THE VERY THING UNCOMMON TO HER ( LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT! SHE HATE THE WORD UGLY ) TURN THAT WORD UGLY TO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL LIKE : HAY SASSYBAE!! YOUR UGLINESS MAKE ME WONDER HOW MUCH BEAUTY YOU HAVE HIDE INSIDE OF YOU


GOSHHH!! YOU NEED ALOT LEARNING

softapples:
one tin is telling me to woo u bt i dnt want to c u cry 4 me

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

duurrh Provinq yhu wrong is d statement.

softapples:
KLEPTO2015 ure a disgrace to manhood, its beta if u deactivate

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

shouldn't b cominq fr0m yhu. Miss-Overserious.

Cutehector:
yea it is.... Gives her some chocolates

Cutehector:
my gosh....b like sey him dey stammer... Him leg come dey shake

klepto2015:
To SASSYBAE,



Come babe, you no even reason am?
Why I dey ask you those stupid questions the other day?
I asked you if you fit swim.
If you stay in a storey building or attend redeem?
Whether you've been to an airport or been to portharcourt.

I sat down all day trying to think of more but then I am just being stupid I no know why I dey fall.
Baby tell me wetin dey make me fall sef?
I don dey craze I no know wetin to talk sef?
You know I've always imagined talking to you but the liver no just gree me face you cos for fear say I go just be like every other guy wey you don wash.

But now even if you wash me, I go still dey proud cos all these other guys wey just dey look dey wait make you wash me, I pass them.
Secretly dem dey die for your body but dem no born them.make dem come meet you. Your body is to kill for, con die for am join.
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use create you.
I sure say e tey pass when he talk say "Let there be light." When he talk let there be light sef, na because of you. He wan use the light see wetin he don do ni. He use the light admire you.

I don reason so many things, my classy sassy chick.
Only you fit complement my existence. I don waka around this obodo Nairaland.
I no just see anyone wey make sense pass you, Mba! Dem no reach.
So right now nothing fit make me dey happy pass make you just gree say you go be my own.
As in to follow me go house. I don prepare every wonderful thing wey go make you happy.
I go do everything wey dey possible to make sure say you go be the happiest woman for this world. Just anything wey you want na hin I go do.

Bae, please just say yes to me make we enjoy life together. Come and be my 'lolo'. Make we gather prove to these guys wey dey here say true love dey very possible anywhere.

Na my own humble and sincere submission be this o. My love for you na Cat and Rat. If you tell me No here, I go still chase enter anywhere. Even if na Ads section you start to dey frequent or Pets section. I go follow you.


Klepto2015

Cutehector:
what d fvck is this? if I be babe I go tear u slap

wheesin:
To all guys wooing, if you forget to asking for her account number after all the wooing..then its a fail...just my opinion

JoeCutie:
22 or 23?


So if I'm 22, how old would you be then? I'm 29 jhoor.

stlaibrowne:
Maybe he's wrong about that but it seems you are ready to be annoyed

JoeCutie:
So how old do you think I am?

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

qood yhu know ur name.

stlaibrowne:
Red gem what's the issue again ?

JoeCutie:
My aunt? That small girl? Forget say she don go carry every every for front oh. She be small girl.

She was my primary school classmate and kinda friend. but she's always been a sweetheart.

I senior that babe with more than 10 years oh.

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

"Lies everywhere"

MissMakas:
Hi, darling. How are you?
God! See my small boy of yesterday is now looking all big, grown, fresh, cute and ready. You're now a big boy.

softapples:
do u want to fvck me? just pm me and i will fly u 1st class 4rm ur state to my state, im dead serious.