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osesology:
Congrats to him! But there's only one thing conspicuously missing in that picture...his baby's mama! Whithout a wife, family ain't complete, bro.

Who tell u

ddippset:
And nani is supposed to rejoice about a silver boot? Hehehehehe. Who has ever cared about a silver boot before? Agbaayaa nani. The whole portugese team saw how irrelevant ronaldo was in taking the cup home and the world has seen it so they are all trying to make ronaldo feel good by telling us about silver boots and motivational talk. Lot. Who has ever given a fuucck about that? Its no longer 'ronaldo carries portugaal on his back singlehandedly or ronaldo wins final with a haattrick, its now ronaldo gave a motivational speech. Hehehehehe. Before copa america final the heaadlines were ' messi on the verge of becoming the best ever' or 'messi is about to eclipse diego Maradona' lot. On the contrast before the euro final the headline was 'ronaldo about to win 2016 ballon dor' or ronaldo about to eclipse messi. The standard of meaasuring everything ronaldo does is messi. You guys just live with it. Messi is the standard of ronaldo's football career. Live with it!

Guy go sit down joor!
Make messi go another league make we see wetin him de play

No be small rivalry ooo

Your son is a genius, have a cousin like they are genuises. Pls calm down and study him very well...you might just be the father of another Einstein.

Emperoradrian:
D 1st day i took weed,it was prepared wit indomie...my lodge mates prepared it and told me dey put weed inside,incase i start jonsin,lemme knw wats d cause....after eatin it around 12:30am,i took my shower and went outside wit my fone,and was listenin to music wit my earpiece,while my frends were playin Play station...wen it was past 1am i came bak inside and slept.......in d mornin my mini madness started.....all of a sudden,my fone started ringin in my head,i immediately woke up and started searchin 4 my fone...my frends were askin me..emperor wetin b dat? I replied dem 'my fone d ring',cos i could stil hear it ringin in my head..until 1 of dem told me dat my fone was in my pocket,i brought it out.and i didn't even see any missed call...i was lookin at my fone,bt inside my head,it was ringin....one of dem suggested i drink garri,dat it myt b d after effect of weed....,bt den i insisted i was ok,i took my bath and prepared 4 sch,wen i came outside evrywhr was as white as snow,and evry1 i saw was walkin slantly...i was jst smilin at will...wen we got to d bus,i took d front seat...as d bus was movin,a voice in my head told me to hold d door of d bus tight lest i fall out,i did dat immediately,den oda passengers were mumurin 'is dis guy ok?.....i jst turned,looked at dem and laff.......to mad no hard o,i did so many awful and funny stuffs dat dat,my frend snapped and recorded dem,by d nxt dat wen i was fully sane,i swore neva to tak weed again....infact any meal prepared by dos guys,i no d chop am...

Guy na first experience
E happen to all man
My own worse...I turn millitary General overnight

funlord:
@wtfcode u no well! Goons don blaze around the globe oh! Na wetin I cum discover be dat! Put ya lighters up if u feel me! Lol

My lighter de up
kush between my fingers

Odunharry:
try it and expect the following..
first your brain go knock like motor engine make Don over heat..

secondly, heat go start then by that time to pull cloth go they hungry you...

thirdly you go see yourself as superstar but na lie na small small madness dey start..

fourthly, you go come pull shirt and trouser/skirt
lastly you go see yourself as normal person but na big lie.... na so kolo menta dey start...

lastly again you go Come run menta..... na there Dem go know say you Don menta true true...

don't try it cos everything your mind will tell you that moment are pure lies..

u be terrible liar

I'm tired too o... I'm almost losing my mind which kind country be this No light No job Nothing dey Abeg make una help me with job, I no sabi criminal things Abeg I need help God Bless 08124437219

SeverusSnape:

The police man chose the wrong place to show his 'Law maintaining' ability.
https://onefunnymotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/medium_3208325391.jpg

Hahaha...him for go spirit world go the maintain law

kuljoe4:
not bad rubbing minds together on science, nano-science and quantum bla bla

drop ur no if interested

08124437219

Explorers:
5. Near-Collisions.


The number of near-collisions involving UFOs and commercial airlines seems only to grow larger with every passing year. There are countless stories, including one by a veteran airline pilot and his first officer flying into Manchester airport who claim to have seen a large "delta-shaped" object heading right for their position. Just as these highly-trained pilots were about to take action to avoid the craft, it disappeared.

There has never been any radio signal detected from space
Extraterrestrials sightens are fake.
They are nothing but advanced millitary aircrafts.
It is all a concocted lies by governments
to deceive the masses.

metromediaboss:
THE EMIR OF MINNA, ALH DR UMAR FARUK BAHAGO, FORMER HEAD OF STATE GEN ABDULSALAMI ABUBAKAR, GOVERNOR OF NIGER STATE ALH DR ABUBAKAR SANI BELLO THE CHIEF OF STAFF ALH MIKHAIL AL AMIN BMITOSAI AND THE COMMISSIONER OF POLICE ABUBAKAR MARAFA PERFORMING THE TWO RAKA’AT PRAYER AT THE EID PRAYING GROUND, MINNA.


See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/07/photos-ibb-and-abdulsalami-abubakar-at.html

The Criminals...

mizzochocinco:
Truth is
Men's inability to satisfy women in bed has led women to treat sex as a reward to a man rather that an intimate moment dey are both suppose to enjoy. If more men learn how to make a woman cum, women will have no need to expect more from a man rather than sexual satisfaction. So u see na, she won't see the need for her own reward in day which is of monetary value, if u can make her feel paradise on earth. Prostitution exists because of the inability of Nigerian men to perform in bed. Thats all

Nonsense

Deen77:
May I ask what d competent archive, importing petroleum for 16 year's run our economy with imported fuel killing our economy instead of building a refinery to refine locally all this year's. Today we will not be wasting our little forex on importation of petroleum.

Guy Wake Up

solid3:
Eeeyah, the look on FFK's face was that of worry and tiredness. Unfortunately for him, the law has to take its course.

If he has knowingly or unknowingly involved himself in some wrong doings, let him face the music. At least he was enjoying all the loot before he was detained.

Enough of defending these set of people who care less about us and only know we exist when election is around the corner.

Even Buratai himself should be investigated.

Sorry Ass

Most of these gold stacks were mined from africa

Whatever the circumstances surrounding the attack, is an opening for nuclear war. Iran will retaliate...

TunezMediaBlog:
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Nothing like gold cars joor Just gold color spray People like him is why Africa is still stuck in the dark ages

macho44:
http://imzansi.co.za/meet-the-man/

Oga U be chairman

Booyakasha:
I disagree with the Introvert part.. I'm dating an introverted guy.. Apart from the fact that introverts can be extreme loners, practical people with inability to express theirselves and they get the phobia of kissing and hugging or even holding hands in public, here are some reasons to be with an introvert guy.. they're amazing!!

Great listeners. My boyfriend helps me a lot by just listening to me. You know when you want some one to just hear you out and only advice when asked for, Introverts are ever ready for that.
Very Intelligent. Very clichéd sentence but trust me they are intelligent. My Man solves the rubiks cube in under 2 mins. That's crazy.

No nonsense. They are the ones you can have the most meaningful conversations with, not garbage talks.
They guide you very well. Some how they see you just the way you are, and yet love you because it's beyond looks for them. They don't get blinded by love, and yet For them love means everything and they give it their all.

Not Fake. They do not pretend to like you. They either just like you or don't and will tell you straight

Love Ain't A Game . They don't fall in love easily, but They fall hard. For them love isn't a game, their Hearts are at Stake. If they tell you they love you, you better not break their heart.

Calm by nature. Would women want to be with a man who gets violent, abuses, puts her down, yells at her or with A Man who treats her like a princess, will be faithful and treat her with respect all her life. I'm sure you will choose the latter i.e The Introverted man. They can never get violent it's just not in their nature to fight, and usually are respectful towards everyone in general.

Give you space. Space is must in a relationship and introverts know how to give you that.

Hot in Bed. They are good love makers (I can only speak on the behalf of my bf). Boy they are passionate!!

Stand by you. Is anything in this world worth more than some one actually standing by you through the toughest times? Introverts who are in love with you, won't back down when your in trouble, or back off because some one else says so. They fight hard to protect their loved ones.

Won't “use" you. Introverted men never woo women as a game. They are genuinely attracted to her and want to get to know her on deeper level. Yes sex is on their mind too but they will never cross their boundaries with you. Introverted women find it hard to fall for some one and when they do it's usually for life.

Honesty. Yes they are brutally honest, they will criticize you, not to hurt you but, because they really care about you . Yet they will be the first ones to come Cheer you up, Motivate you when you feel down and like a total failure.

Best friends. They are the bestest friends you can ever find. Trust me.

Loyalty. Being faithful comes to them naturally. Since they are introverted, they do not have many friends or easily make new connections. This means they do not find it hard to stay loyal and committed when in a serious relationship.

Some introverts i know here on NL: Teempakguy

These characters are not just restricted to introverts,
They're typical characters of a matured man.

mmclatino:
Doctors have disproved the idea that women can’t get pregnant by having anal s*x. Urologist Dr Brian Steixner revealed he treated a patient who conceived after having s*x with her partner.

She had a rare condition called ‘cloacal malformation’ which affects one in 50,000 people.

It happens when the rectum, vagina and urethra fail to separate into three tubes and bodily fluids drain into one channel.

The woman had an operation when she was younger to fix the problem – but it went wrong and left a tiny hole connecting her womb to the rectum. She was left shocked after becoming pregnant and admitted her anal escapades to Dr Steixner.

He said: “We knew about her condition, and we had followed her for a decade. After doing a whole bunch of X-rays, we determined that she got pregnant from having anal s*x.”Also,

Dr Brian Steixner, a urologist at the Jersey Urology Group in Atlantic City, debunked the myth that you can’t get pregnant through anal sex after dealing with such a pregnancy himself.

Speaking to Men’s Health, Dr Steixner revealed that he had treated a woman with a rare condition called ‘cloacal malformation’ when he was a medical student.

This is a condition which only occurs in girls as they’re developing in their mother’s womb.

Cloacal malformation can develop early into the pregnancy, meaning that the baby’s rectum, urethra and vagina fail to separate into different tubes. All ladies doing anal be very carefull.

The Doctors theory is flawed
Considering the picture, she experiences menstrual flow through the anus? FLAWED!!!

Ebal:
Genevieve Nnaji Vs. khloe kardashian: Who Carry the custom painted Hermes Birkin Bag Better?

http://ebalsblog..co.uk/2016/06/genevieve-nnaji-vs-khloe-kardashian-who.html

Why no man wan marry Jenny?

Emmaoga:
beautiful couple....


the joy of every lady is to get married one day.


if a lady acquires all wealth in this world, one thing is certain that only a MAN will give her that special title called " MRS "

Genevieve no understand

CeoNewshelm:
Buhari is back at work and he is pictured in his office this morning with his VP Osinbajo




http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/photos-buhari-back-in-his-office-this.html

The least intelligent president in Nigerian History

Afritop:
SOON REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS WILL WANT TO CASH ON SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY

I hear they are alteady pricing the land

obynocj:
https://naijabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bose.jpg
I know most of you have seen the Se*x tape of Yoruba actress Bose Akanmu which was released few days to her wedding by her ex-boyfriend.But I am glad some women are standing by her during this hard time...
Bose recorded a Se*x tape with her then boyfriend, and when the guy heard she was getting married, he came online to release the tape [If you miss the tape Get it HERE]. It’s such a mess. We ladies just need to be very careful. Sefini. See what women like Moji Danisa and even some men have to say about this below.



https://naijabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bose2.png

https://naijabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bose-3.png

if have not watch her leaked Se*tape, then get it below:
source http://insideschoolz..com/2013/12/bose-akanmu-gets-support-from-women.html

Where is the link?

Sunnycliff:
Go and sit down Femi! If you don't want to celebrate you don't disabuse the minds of people! Its just a remembrance of the resurrection day of our Lord Jesus Christ! We Pray to God through his son Jesus Christ and not to any fetish god!

Another Case of Brain Washing

darkenkach:
What if islam is the one true religion?

Islam is a Forgery

sonOfLucifer:
Your post has more color than sense. I pity you. Honestly.

Lolzzz

goodman3:
Good day!.....
I believe there are Christians in here. I am here to speak on an issue which I have taken time to think through.
I see a lot of christian folks in the medical profession and most times I ask what they are doing there. Every medical doctor is under an oath which Its origin is not fully known. Before u can be a doctor, u will have to swear the HIPPOCRATIC OATH......on the day of your INDUCTION. in the Christian faith, it was clearly stated that swearing of any form is not allowed and considered a sin. Why then do I see Christians in medical school? Are they not aware of this OATH? Or did they just choose to turn a blind eye to the truth?
The medical profession has always been like a cult since the days of Hippocrates. It was initially designed with knowledge of secrets of the practice that should only be passed down to children of physicians in the olden days. Medical practise actually started like a brotherhood/cult.....the medical logo says it all(a snake wrapping a cross).....my point here is anybody who calls himself a true Christian cannot become a medical doctor without SIN (TAKING THE OATH).


So my dear Christian friends, are you really for God or do you choose to go against his instruction just because you want to enjoy the gains of being a medical doctor?.......THATS BEING A HIPPOCRITE!

Religion has really finished you...
Its a pity!!!

RobinHez:
@Johny

Since nothing can escape from a blackhole, why is matter pulled in by the blackhole pushed out through the whitehole


And for the record, I'm not fat!

RECORDED

ELYMAXiimus:
If this happens, the Us would have them pulverised in a flash.

You underestimate China