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Ivyluvie2:
Tiaaa!oporoko forming boss!thought I would see one kine bad 13 year old with packs,blink blink ,tattoos and all ; he is still learning.

.....sista? Do u know the legal age 4 getting tattoos in memphis is 18? And how many 13 year old teenage boys have u seen wit 6 packs? Stop sounding ignorant oh! Look b4 u leap next time!

This question is so easy! Take look @ the amount of women in leadership positions in national or state politics, that own successful businesses, that make up our workforce, our security forces, or those of male or female nigerians in the diaspora, the ratio of female students that out perform the males in our schools and institutions? If u are honest in your research u would find that nigerian men add more value to all these sectors more than the women and keep in mind that women are the larger population! Our women in this country are too focused on superficial crap or things that don't add value to their independence or the betterment of nigeria! It needs to change! Even this nairaland we are on is a nigerian mans creation!

If you think your teen younger brothers or sisters are stubborn? Then why don't you Meet " Mr Jonathan brown a.ka Baby boss"! A just turned 13 year old gangster in the united states! His twitter and instagram handles are filled with pictures of him with his guns, smoking weed, his gang crews, family and him displaying criminal gang signs! police records discovered Jonathan has a sister with a record called " Miss Desunda Brown"; he's posted about her too. Her own crime rap sheet includes Aggravated Kidnapping, Aggravated Robbery and firearm charges among others. People in his community say he has faced struggles that led him to this lifestyle especially after his brother was killed on the streets of memphis but this sounds like an excuse for bad parenting to me! He is currently being sought by child services and the f.b.I on certain charges that have not been revealed! You can see more @ceobudgang on twitter! His message is this.."HATERS ARE ALWAYS GONNA HATE! WHY R PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT JUST ME WHEN THERE ARE MANY MORE KIDS LIKE ME?" If he was your younger brother how una go do?

Feminism began with noble goals, but in its modern form, it is has developed a dangerous and negative mindset among young women.  In reality, it scorns womanhood by implying that as women, you are not good enough! They must become like men in order to be equal to them.  What lies!  The truth is that men and women have equal dignity, but different designs.  Modern feminists have this attitude that they can be everything a man is, which is physiologically and biologically impossible.  In pursuing things that men have characteristically done, they have gone too far and utterly shunned their innate qualities.  They view the traditional woman as inferior to man, and the role of a stay-at-home mother as inferior.  When a woman no longer understands herself and her unique roles in life or families ,the breakdown of the family results.
The negative agenda of modern feminism harms not only the family, but the education system, the workplace, the government, the world of sports, and the military. Today more than ever,women need to reclaim their womanly dignity and authenticity.  As human beings, you are all equal to men.  But as ladies, you " have different and beautiful qualities that you must embrace, and that is what REALLY makes a woman a FEMINIST!"

See people asking op about love! What does a glorified adult of 20 know about love? @op try to get yourself some ambition, focus on some sound education and a career to boot! Unless you just want to spend the better part of your twenties acting as a semi literate baby making machine in some guys house,angry at how you look and the guy, and wondering why you were never a part of all those good singles experiences your peers always come you jist about!

funlord:
....mr/madam! How cum yur name is Nneka123 but yur sex says M but your last quote says "HIS SECRET IS SAFE WIT ME?" Abi na tranny u be?

funlord:
....mr/madam! How cum yur name is Nneka123 but yur sex says M but your last quote says "HIS SECRET IS SAFE WIT ME?" Abi na tranny u be?

..

well @ least now I know the next gift dat I need 2 get 4 her on her next birthday! A BIG CARTON OF DIAPERS/PAMPERS!

MzNelly:
Lol, don't take it personal.

I'm just saying I'd understand your point clearer if you spaced it out a bit.

That isn't hard, is it?

.....nothing personal madam, maybe a little bit of sarcasm but all in jest sha! Btw I don't take or need requests or suggestions from random strangers on NL! Things like that matter only in the real world not in cyberspace! Hug it out! Cheers!

MzNelly:
The importance of paragraphing cannot be over emphasized.

.....take this your suggestion and post it on every thread ever created on nairaland! Since you have so much time on your hands Mrs soyinka!

Today my focus shall be on the PICK UP LINES! U know the ice breaker, conversation starter (or ender) dat most dudes apply whenever dey are in the presence of a hot new chick! Not all guys are blessed wit the gift of gab or unending charm but still as any man over the age of "14" knows by now experience is the best teacher when it comes to spitting hot flows @ honeys! Unfortunately some guys seem 2 get more foolish than wise wit age so dey are still stuck in reverse mode when it comes 2 pick up flows! some of us have dem as friends or relatives so please let us use dis medium to educate and enlighten these poor suckers of love! As for the guys please don't make the mistake of using dis lines @ all and also add yours to the thread for reference purposes, and as 4 the ladies feel free to add sum of the terrible ones dat sum of us may not have jammed yet! Fire away!!!
1. "You'll do."...2 a babes ears, dis sounds or means dat u are actually doing her a favour by selecting her out of the other contenders or As if yur going 2 smash her out of pity and she has no choice! Dis can only work if u roll like jay z or bill gates, so expect a heavy 6 inch nail to swiftly follow dis line @ least evry single time u utter dis tripe 2 women!
2. "I've got a more money than u can spend"
... so how come @ dat very moment u are saying this, U are spending dis. YA MONEY @ a beer parlour, or an average lounge or club and not in "miami
, paris or ibiza surrounded by models,champagne and bodyguards? Cash no dey lie,so it does not need 2 make noise, saying crap like dis 2 sharp babes just makes u look poorer and also full of B.S! Bone am! Expect her to ask immediately 4 something u can't afford just 2 embarrass U and end yur forming!
3. "So, how many kids do you have?"
..Dis is not charming. Dis is not cute. It is not
even a little bit endearing. It is, however, just a
wee bit like you're an ass. She never sabi u reach dat level! If she tells u by herself then better but don't becum desperate wen u are running out of topics! Dis line is just rude! Or are u searching 4 a babymama or u want 2 adopt 1 of hers? Expect her 2 make a polite excuse and cut out!
4. "Please! I know I am just laying eyes on you
but I am so much in need of you. Would you
consider me?"..Lol! CONSIDER ME! I thot dis line died after high skool but sum jegudujera homies still dey drop am from time 2 time! Consider U 4 what? Employment? Admission? Or visa? Guys e neva bad like dat! Dis is J.S.3 standard stuff so please avoid it! It reeks and stinks of archaic,ancient desperation mixed wit Lies! By the way she would also be wondering how frequently dis yur eyes get laid on tins dat u suddenly need! Expect looks of pity from her and evil laughter from yur goons!
5." Hello! You are not married are you? If you are
then we have to very careful. I don't want
trouble!"...ha ha! Dis one makes u look like a world class polygamy loving philanderer and also like unfaithful husband material! Going after married babes is bad enuff but by anticipating trouble u have shown her dat u have prior home breaking experience! and how r u sure she wants the same experience wit her own home! Expect a slap wit dis line!
6. " So How do we see?"...are u both blind? Or did she say she was studying 2 become an optician? Dis is a very immature way of asking for a babes follow up contacts! A real boss would confidently remind her of how u enjoyed chatting, dancing or doing wotever wit her and simply ask 4 her phone number! If she's down u will get it if she says she has no phone or her battery is dead, most of the time dat means she no send u! So asking straight 4 her digits saves time and if she starts making it a long ting, let her be and don't drop yurs or a card! Save dat for a babe dat sends u bak! Expect d unexpected!
7."Who was dat guy/ is dat your man"? Wtf? Wetin concern u? Or are u gay? Whoever she was talking 2 or came wit should never be your bizness! U just come off sounding immature or afraid wen a girl shows u attention and u start wit crap like dis! If she was wit any man dat she wanted to come bak then she will tell u trust me! If its her bros,bf or cuzin allow her let u know! Yur attention shud be on her and her alone, who she's with or sitted next 2 is Not Yur Biz! Allow her do the intro or wotever else! Expect nothing nice!
8."Is there something wrong wit me?"...chei! U have finally ended yurself wit dis 1! Of course dia is something wrong wit u! U lack confidence and u are insecure about something! It also shows u are good @ failing wit babes regularly hence dis pitiful line is part of yur armoury! U have also handed her the initiative 2 jabo yur ass! U shud never give a babe d chance 2 think dat anyting is wrong wit U, rather make her tink dat sumting is wrong wit her 4 rejecting u! Expect pity and noting else!
9. "What tribe are U or Are u a muslim/christian?"..damn! Does it even matter? What should matter 2 u @ dat point is how u have just displayed yur "ethnic,jingoistic, fanatical insecurities" 2 her all @ once! After all if the same girl offers u sex dat night I doubt if u would tell her.."Sorry I only smash igbo girls"! Tribe and religious affiliations are social factors and should never stand in d way of u meeting or getting 2 know someone new who may be all u r looking 4! These questions should come later later, dats if u will even get d chance @ all! Expect sum minor abuse in her native language dat u won't understand!
10."Hey baby/ Hey U Or SSSSS(snake call)"! ....have u ever met any woman called baby? Or are u in a wheelchair dat u need dis tactic to get her attention? Or are u trying 2 speak sum sort of new python language to a human being? Men have a tendency to approach babes in bars or on the street in completely the wrong manner Whether it’s out of a fear of rejection or just general stupidity, sum dudes often come off as being crude and insulting making u look like an agbero! The reason is becuz most guys don’t want 2 leave themselves open to ridicule and, therefore, often act pompous and arrogant when approaching good looking babes. Either we say something obnoxious just to provoke a reaction and make our friends laugh or we tend 2 take the pickup line so seriously that it’s bound 2 fail. If u tend 2 get straight faced while trying to use a pickup line, you'll inevitably be rebuked or worse, laughed at. Confidence is a good ting but acting like a doofus gets u nowhere unless u are chasing a "local, bush, queen of the damned" wit limited social skills! Always approach babes wit the g.q etiqutte! Learn yur ABC's (Always Be Cool) Expect a classy babe 2 ignore yur arrogant ass but a jenifa wud definitely answer u out of fear!!!!!!

@op! Upset? Over a break up? Na film be dis? I can't imagine there would be anytime 2 be upset when I'm definitely going 2 be sinking my nuts into sum brand new camel toe later dat day/night of the break up! Freedom makes US MEN happy not upset!

Orijin101:
ok. . . Agreed! But can you jez expatiate on how itz in complete error?
coz i know you will never agree to the fact that you are being partial. Expatiate plz

.....my nigga preach! U have stated nothing but COLD HARD FACTS cuz I have also called him/her about this same partiality And i even dropped a few names 4 him/her in order 2 back up my synopsis a few days ago! Anyone who tries 2 silence U or tries 2 discredit your claims are probably their fellow jingoistic pals or lovers or are just being functional illiterates!

Chiam55:
There's one miserable girl who only knows how to be critical and she will go from thread to thread telling op that there thread is nonsense. In her small mind she thinks she is airing her opinion but there was no need for it. I think it's that type of behavior that puts off anyone making productive threads which leads to more nonsense threads being created.

I think we should respect people's thread and if we don't like it jst back up and move on. Because your good intention will be counter productive.

This is my problem with this section.

.....I have noticed this person 2 so I agree 100% with this observation! she always pops in and out of various threads spouting garbage and filling our screens with long write ups that end up making deranged points! I think she's the child of a mod with severe emotional problems, Or maybe she may be afflicted with a bad case of "Notice-me-isis"! Or maybe she's just a programmed troll!

This NL funny sha! See unknowns trying and dying 2 remain relevant 2 an audience that never even knew they existed? Bring back the glory days my ass! Na govt work? Lmfao! Its the internet post your thots, rack a bit or bounce ffs!

asadike:
And many more will still fall, no be our fault, na una john thomas wey no get sense.

.....sorry dear! Some of us are not the same as the lames that U date or that have been toasting U! Men have grades! Generalisation is made by small boys/girls!

They should create another new version of the bible so that dey can add "dame patience jonathan" 2 the list! Well deserved honour 4 her!

Vickybee:
This two foolish bi-polar asnine have envaded this thread.

....learn to write with proper diction! That's probably another sign of your "poverty related educational" upbringing! Dunce!

Vickybee:
Feminists are lesbians? I'd rather be a lesbian than jumping from a dick to another.

Poverty and Joblessness? A poor and Jobless person will definitely not be online burning BIS especially on Nairaland.
Go figure who's poor and jobless.

Vickybee:
Feminists are lesbians? I'd rather be a lesbian than jumping from a dick to another.

Poverty and Joblessness? A poor and Jobless person will definitely not be online burning BIS especially on Nairaland.
Go figure who's poor and jobless.

....madam na by BIS burning U dey take quantify poverty or wealth? U just showed your hand to the world! Lol! Poor girl!

aisha007:
[size=14pt] charcoal calling pot black.....
demented hyppcrite [/size]

.....hajia u are wicked oh! Abi na mod u be? Gaddem!

U want a good woman? Then go and make yourself rich 1st! When she notices your net worth then she will adapt into any form of "goody goody" dat u want her to adapt 2 so dat she can share in yur comfort! But 4 now since u are still "hustling" just manage and smash all the street walking "bodies of lies" u meet on the streets and on the internet with their counterfeit hair,attitudes, honesty, love tales,lifestyles etc!

....Lol!

Lala247:
Oh freaky .. Lol i like role plays .. But wait i need a double barrel shottie engraved with bad bae


Lol u gonna have to shoot me if u rlly want it

Lala247:
Oh freaky .. Lol i like role plays .. But wait i need a double barrel shottie engraved with bad bae


Lol u gonna have to shoot me if u rlly want it

.......lol!

Lala247:
Told u shes miserable .. Those are the symptoms .. Wow nice ak u got there

......he he thanks hun! now get your hands up and hand over dem digits! Lol!

Chiam55:
Misery love's company

How are you hun?

.....yo! Chiams55 my welsh connect! What's popping in rumney? (Wink!) I'm doing good! Having my sunday morning whiskey! Lol!!!

A message 4 mr/missclassy!.... Oftentimes when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps! Chill out ffs!

ginawest:
u had sex wit ur babe's dad?..chai!op,dats rily bad...u beta don't tell ha o...because she z gonna feel very sad if she hears it!!

.....erm madam! Can't u read? I said its an article from "THE GUARDIAN" online! Or do you have a hangover? Then try to drink lots of water before posting tripe again!

See stress? I just came across this "super story" today in "the guardian" and I wuz hoping to get the reactions of most people about what their advice would be if they had the chance To advice either the guy or the girl! 1st check out the mindblowing story.............................
"I have been in love for the past
year with a wonderful lady and i recently proposed to her after 10 years of
me being " secretly bisexual" (though I had more female partners
than male) and we were to get married this summer. I was happy, excited and in love. She just
introduced me to her parents 3 months ago but unfortunately her father and I recognised each other from
a local gay cruising website of which we both used to use for hook ups. Her dad and I have been intimate on
about 3 or 4 occasions and we never expected to meet again or for this to happen. He has recently made secret
contact with me and asked me to tell his daughter (my fiancée)
about my sexuality but not our past. I asked him also if his wife knew
about his own, and now we have reached something of an
impasse. He has since taken screenshots of old
photos of me which he showed me For proof and I have also found some of his which I won't hesitate to show his wife too! Sadly my parents who my fiancee have met(and they loved her) also are not aware of this aspect of my life so this is also another problem I would encounter
if it all comes out!
Should I just walk away from the woman of my
dreams or hope that my to her honesty will save our love?
Lol! There u have it my people! Papa,mama, daughter, son in law, father and mother in law all in one big pot of soup! Ladies and gentlemen add your own maggi to this "sweet soup"!!!

Truthfully! When I dey drop my doggie on am, I go dey shed hot tears of sorrow on top her back, she go feel say na sweat! Kai and she go like public smooching too oh as per white chick! Mo' gbe!

ilovecritics:
I go bone face do am .. That money must no waste. Last last I go am ..

ilovecritics:
I go bone face do am .. That money must no waste. Last last I go am ..

.....naija no dey carry last! And yur homies wey dey laff her go dey ping u steady 4 dollarpo!

This woman is called "Jocelyn
Wildenstein"! She is one of "New York" cities richest socialites and she has a net
worth of over $500 million dollars.
she is known for her love of extensive plastic surgeries and an extravagant lifestyle which consists of her spending $60,000 a year on phone bills and annual food and wine bills totalling more than $545,000!
She's a major ballette as u can see, so IF any you "Young Broke N.L Homies" gets the chance to be picked by this "Amazon" in order for U to become her new "Boytoy" that she now wants to flaunt to the world, warm her bed nightly, and go places with? WETIN U GO DO? Look well befor U answer oh!