Romance › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys So Wicked And Silly by redhook(m): 9:54am On May 01, 2015 |
missclasssy: Why is it that most guys think they are so smart, that they can break someone's heart and just move on like it's nothing?
Guys, why do most of you think that you can mess with the life of a girl and just ride off merrily into the sunset, and you still do the same with subsequent ladies?
Why do most of you enter a relationship having the mindset that you are going to just use a lady and move on, and you still do it and feel no remorse?
Don't you know that we are humans and we have feelings and we have emotions? Why do you toil with our hearts like it's your play field? Why are most of you this heartless, why?
Most of you need to be tied up and burnt on a stake for the gross wickedness you show ladies, and I mean it.
Rubbish! ....since you asked "why are most nigerian men like this?" Try and also forward this question to your "brothers, uncles or your dad" and you may be able get a more honest and current answer! |
Family › Re: Daughters Of Lesbians Kick Against Lesbianism by redhook(m): 9:47am On May 01, 2015*. Modified: 6:05pm On May 01, 2015 |
[quote author=FrancisTony post=33303743]Another loony on the loose.  Abeg, Swerve!  [/quote......standard "cowardly reply" of a nairalander who has limited knowledge on the topic they were trying to claim smartness by half about! Sorry kid, you are too young to indulge in an ethical debate with a grandmaster such as myself and I can't train a DULLARD for free even on appeal! Crackhaus was right but I just helped him in purchasing a coffin for your already deceased points! Gtfoh!!! |
Family › Re: Daughters Of Lesbians Kick Against Lesbianism by redhook(m): 9:37am On May 01, 2015*. Modified: 3:48pm On May 01, 2015 |
FrancisTony: 1) All the sex you have with your wife must produce an offspring? If not, that makes you both abnormal?.
2) Any sex that don't lead to production of offsprings is abnormal? E.g Premarital sex, adultery, patronising ashewo?
3) Infertile couples having sex are abnormal?
How old is your brain? .....Bros! answer the question and stop getting frustrated or morally upright because you have been caught out by your own "warped logic"? If it is so natural, why has nature not made it possible for "gay sex" to lead to the creation of life? If you have no point to make or no experience to draw from next time, don't come and display your ignorance on a public forum! There are a lot of erudite gurus like me that take pleasure in exposing your "confirmed stupidity and quack theories" so try and be careful in the future! |
Romance › Re: Question 4 Romancelanders,who Would U Choose? by redhook(m): 9:09am On May 01, 2015 |
cutieberie1: if u are stuck on a lonely love island and u are given the opportunity to name a romancelander to be with u? who would u choose? u can add reasons if u lyk to
cc:twaci kinglekan micynute94 thanks 4 d diary mention ...please define wtf is a "LONELY LOVE ISLAND?" |
Family › Re: Daughters Of Lesbians Kick Against Lesbianism by redhook(m): 8:57am On May 01, 2015*. Modified: 3:43pm On May 01, 2015 |
FrancisTony: What's homosexual? Inserting dìck inside anus. What's heterosexual? Inserting díck inside vagina? Your definition must be warped. Heterosexualism and Homosexualism is an attraction towards opposite and same-sex respectively.
Without reference to religion, sex is an invention by man and how it happens is neither natural nor abnormal. So, are you going to tell me; Men that fùck women through anus are abnormal? Men that fùck women through mouth are abnormal? Men that fùck brèast are abnormal? Women that suck cöck or men that suck pússy are abnormal? Since it's not done through pùssy.
Fùcking through anùs or penìs is neither natural or unnatural. What's Natural is homosexual feelings.
At emboldened, that's because there is 95% percent chances they would produce abnormal kids e.g imbecilès etc. Best is to avoid it. .......so chief! If "homosexual sexual relations" and "lesbian sexual relations" are so NATURAL? How come engaging in those 2 types of sexual relations can NEVER lead to childbirth? After all pregnancy/children are the NATURAL end product of copulation! Abeg how old are you? Olodo rabata! |
Romance › Re: Just Propose To Any Nairaland Babe Or Guy Here by redhook(m): 10:27pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Today now na Electronic proposals? The stupidity on this romanceland is legendary sha! Damn! |
Career › Re: Transcorp Hilton Staff Loses Job For Supporting Buhari by redhook(m): 9:41pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
KoloOyinbo: Clear discrimination on political grounds! Illegal in all European countries. Sadly Naija lacks anything more than the most rudimentary employment law.
But I have seen elections won and lost by many parties in many countries. I have NEVER seen such a bunch of spoiled brats throw so many tantrums over losing!
We say "If you wont let me win then I will not play anymore and will throw my toys out of the pram and cry and howl!" ......YOU sir! Deserves THIS for making such a valid point!
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Romance › Re: Ladies And Guys: How do you respond to this and have your ever said this?? by redhook(m): 8:57pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
justmag: " YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE "
Whether said jokingly or seriously. .....that's because your TYPE is the TOKUNBO version and you have become used to that standard of suffering! , I'm only trying to help UPGRADE you to my TYPE so that you can experience a better existence! |
Romance › Re: Women! Please Quit This 4 Our Sakes!!!!! by redhook(op): 3:47pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Chiam55: Sonofmark pouts in his dp guys are starting this Shi now.
STOP IT JST STOP IT STOP IT.
*hitting them on the nose with a newspaper* .....is he a rentboy? Lmfao! |
Romance › Re: Women! Please Quit This 4 Our Sakes!!!!! by redhook(op): 3:22pm On Apr 30, 2015*. Modified: 8:07am On May 01, 2015 |
stinggy: Talk true, dt first babe na ur gf  ...... Yes na! so you no fit recognise your younger sister wey I dey lash again? Go find your eye glasses oh! |
Romance › Re: Women! Please Quit This 4 Our Sakes!!!!! by redhook(op): 3:19pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
mhizpeaarl: Lol men do that to.. Eg ...... Denrele  .......DENRELE? Is he a MAN or a THING? Lol! |
Romance › Women! Please Quit This 4 Our Sakes!!!!! by redhook(op): 2:16pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
 ......Ladies! What is the essence of the "duck face" picture pose phenomenon that you have all decided to infect the globe with? Its not cute! It makes otherwise beautiful faces turn ugly! And it is also depicts you as a child! The truth is guys spend hours laughing behind your backs over this and you guys don't even know it! I blame "kim kardashian" but she's a multi millionaire super star and the rest of you all are not! Please go back to being beautiful and top scaring men away from you by always trying to look like "gollum from lord of the rings"! Any lady over the age of 11 should not be caught dead doing this, ITS EMBARRASSING! so please act grown and sexy! Stop breaking the hearts of your boyfiends husbands and loved ones! Pleeaaasssse!!! Guys help me advice them oh? From A concerned fan of women!!!!!
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Politics › Re: Another Buhari ‘walker’ Arrives Gombe With Over 70 Requests For President-elect by redhook(m): 1:01pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
All these walking 4 buhari fellows are just SCAMMERS! If they are looking 4 relevance they should come out with another pattern and quit with these cheap ass publicity stunts! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redhook(m): 1:39am On Apr 30, 2015 |
Chiam55: All4naija  ....loved the new profile pic! Nice 1! |
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Romance › Re: Common Lies We Nigerian Men Are Frequent With by redhook(m): 8:37pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Shamstiel: TOP 8 LIES TOLD BY GIRLS OF NOWADAYS As obvious as it may seem that these statements are not true, most of our nigerian ladies would just stop confessing them... Examples are:
1. I have a boyfriend but he is not in the country.
2. The lecturer called me but i didn't answer
3. Am not bleaching my skin, my natural color is just coming out.
4. Am on my period.
5. I went to visit a guy in Abuja, he gave me N50,000 but he did not even touch me
6. I don't love u because of your money.
7. He is just a friend.
8. I love u too!
9. I lost my virginity to a friend who forced me against my wish
True of False?
Hello Nairaland  .....op forgot..."He's a pastor in our church"! |
Romance › Re: How Her Boyfriend Forces Her To Drink Is Early Morning Urine. by redhook(m): 8:26pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
debraobas: My Boyfriend Likes Urinatin In My Mouth & Force Me To Su*k Him Till He Cû-ms Every Morning
How do I stop him from this act?
Am Brenda, 24 years old&am a student at Makerere University, I stay with my boyfriend who is also a campuser. Every morning my boyfriend wants me to drink his morning pee/urine. This started way back in my 1st year wen we decided to get freaky, he suggested to pee in my mouth of which I agreed and since then he has made it a dailyroutine.
Every morning he wakes up and tells me he has to pee in my mouth, I get on my knees, open my mouth real wide and wait for him to fill it with his hot morning pee and after he’s done peeing in my mouth,i suck his di-*k until he cums in my mouth. This is how i start my mornings. He’s now used to it and whenever I refuse, he beats me up so bad. I really love him so much and Idon't want to hurt him.
I’m now scared of drinking his pee because some Kenyan friend of mine told me pee/ -urine contains a harmful substance, please is it true? And if yes, how do I stop my boyfriend from this act without him beating me up?
He enjoys it and so am just confused……Please help! ......drink milk and granulated sugar so that the urine plus the harmful substances would combine to form "herbal tea" in your stomach! You award winning lying dunce! |
Romance › Re: Must A Guy Kneel Down To Propose To A Lady? by redhook(m): 7:49pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
sweetorgasm: ITS kind of weird to me when i see guys kneeling down when proposing to a lady. "why cant we just do it standing or is it somehow compulssory? ...NO! it is not! It is just a request not a punishment! Stop relying on telemundo for lifes lessons! |
Romance › Top 10 WORST Ways To Break-up With Someone! by redhook(op): 10:32am On Apr 29, 2015*. Modified: 10:51am On Apr 30, 2015 |
As the great soul singer sam cooke once sang. "Change must come"! This is especially true when it comes to relationships! they must begin and they must end! We all fall in and out of love but the sign of true maturity and respect comes from the manner in which we LET GO( or leggo if na timaya)! This is why I came up with this list to show everyone what they should never do when its time to pull the trigger on a relationship or on former loved ones! It makes no sense going from friends to enemies for life over simply being courteous!
1: WHILE HIGH > be brave enough to approach the situation with all your faculties intact! No need to drink half a carton of beer or smoke 5 wraps of chronic just because you want to gain the courage to be able to finally let your lover know that its the end of the road! Their is also a potential for violence if you choose to follow this path so don't go and turn a simple breaking up meeting into a murder case! Do it while SANE!
2: THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA > when you both started lashing where was twitter? NL? Facbook? What's app? Nowhere to be found I guess! So how come know you need the assistance of emojis and Iphones to get your message across? Don't be a coward, man/woman up and tell your partner what is what straight to their face! It may be more painful but it will save you both a lot less embarrassment when you next meet each other unexpectedly as opposed to the other option!
3: BY A 3RD PARTY > is your brother now a bouncer? Or has your best friend now become your secretary? Anyway only a foolish freind would assist anyone in giving such a sad message on behalf of their partners because the animosity would also be transferred to them due to their loyalty and the shame would be divided equally! As I always tell my friends., " since I was not there when you guys where joining together every night,why should I now play a part in putting you guys asunder?"
4: IN PUBLIC > how on earth does crying into your food, or airing your stinking laundry at a club in public help both parties? Why would you go out on a date and then break up while on it? This is wrong on so many levels so NO TRY AM! Break ups should be done in private unless you both one to become a reference point or the source of everlasting gossip for your friends for ever! 5: BY COWARDICE > what are you dodging from? You suddenly turn to batman or catwoman any time your partners calls come in, or tweets or bbms? You start coming home at ungodly hours of the night just because you want to avoid meeting this person and trashing the matter out? Any place you go to the 1st thing you ask is whether he or she is coming? Grow up and get it over with or just go and join the SS and start getting paid for living in the shadows at least! 6: BY PROVOCATION > every question leads to an argument, every occasion is now an opportunity for you both to embarrass each other, no more effort put into sex with each other? even your friends suddenly hate being around both of you! You both become toxic all the while hoping that one of the parties will get the message and bounce? If frustration does not kill you both then the relationship will! END IT 1 TIME!
7: BY CHEATING > so you are hoping that when you get caught cheating by your partner this will ginger them to want to end the relationship? And what does that do to your REP in the future? If you want him or her to forever refer to you as that "cheating bastard" to all your friends, then this option is for you, but remember you can never tell where in the world you and an ex may collide! Always be the bigger personality and end things on a clean slate! You can start cheating as from that night cause at least they now know wetin dey!
9: OVER EXPLANATION > are you breaking up or explaining a university thesis to them? Do you have to go through every little offence you were both guilty of throughout the years! By the way what the hell does "baby its not you its me mean?" Don't use stupid catch phrases and proverbs just give it to them RAW like a boss or bossette and bounce!
10:AFTER SEX > Lol! Do I even need to explain this one to you people? What if she's an expert? What if you find him to be a pathetic lover? What do you guys expect to hear from each other when the discussion begins? This can either work as a trap or lead to a nuclear showdown and given all the oranges, shafts and eggs that may be exposed to career ending damage, its better to do it with clothes on! Abeg oh! PEACE!
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Family › Re: **Nigerian Men Who Are Scared Of Successful Women Possess Low Mentality** by redhook(m): 8:53am On Apr 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney: I don't see anything wrong in airing my opinion on a societal issue such as this. You see, most people are just trying to avoid the truth! We still have a long way to go  .....if our journey is still so far? What advise will you give to ARAB men in the middle east and their PROGRESSIVE attitudes to women? So all the men that massively voted for a female candidate in last weekends governorship election in taraba came from yankee? They were not naija guys who wanted to give a sister a chance to improve their lot? |
Family › Re: **Nigerian Men Who Are Scared Of Successful Women Possess Low Mentality** by redhook(m): 8:33am On Apr 29, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Which Bank Is Your Girlfriend? by redhook(m): 8:03am On Apr 29, 2015 |
bruno419: Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria 1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called "Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called "Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called "National Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is "Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank"
6. A girl who gives it to every available man is "Access Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called "Union Bank or "Wema Bank"
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called "Guaranty trust bank"
11. A girl whose guy disvirgined her is called "First bank"
12. A girl who uses all your money to buy jewelries is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies which "Bank" Are You? Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend ? ......most naija girls belong to ECOBANK! Them no dey fit spend on man at all! Stingo tins! |
Romance › Re: ''how To Woo A Girl And Win Her Heart Perfectly'' by redhook(m): 10:44pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Ajibo111: ....Ever since i grown up,i have been wooing girls and winning thier heart easily,and my friends have been admiring my ways,as i keep on strolling with the girls that i like...... ..so without being selfish, i have to leak the secret and got some shy guys who dont know how to woo a girl and win her heart easily,the clues and high thier morale.......
So here we go...
(1)ALWAYS BE YOURSELF... The reason why some guys cant get thier preferrable girls they like,is because they keep on acting strangely or trying to claim what they are not.when you approach a girl and introduce yourself to her, Always try to show or tell her all and true about yourself.some guys will form to be the first son of dangote,just to make the girl to love him,because of his wealth,but some girls will turn them down,because they have come in contact with those guys and will never fall in to the trap again.
(2)TELL HER MORE ABOUT HERSELF This may sound strange to some guys,but this is the reason why some girls will never turn me down when i approach them. When wooing a girl,try to discuss some some fact you admire on her. Even though some girls have come in contact with some lovable and sweet tongue of boys,but you can play your game in such a way,that your own will be unique. Tell her more about herself ,list out why you fall in love with her,girls love when you tell her like , i love you because,''you are outstanding in your reasoning, You are beautiful, You are the best girl any lucky boy can fall inlove with, When you admire them in this way,they feel inlove,and always love to be with you always,just to hear those words from you. But some guys will like to be using this words like, You are sexy,you are attractive,you are charming. They feel like thay have sweet words but they dont know that girls love when they are admire base on thier personalty rather than thier look.
(3)MAKE YOURSELF RESPONSIBLE WAIT,this is one which every guy should note,when tripping for a girl,make yourself responsible,by having a good look,cut your hair,brush your teeth,wear a good and neat cloth always,and be smart when talking to girls. Some guys are so notorious in thier look,and they think they can win a girl heart easily,i think no,every girl need a man whom they feel save in thier hands always,not a bad guy who can generate problem at any times..
(4)SHOW HER THAT YOU CAN CARE FOR A GIRL In this you must not be rich as bill gate before you convince a girl that you can care for her, You can win a girl heart by the way you you address her,try to find out her problem and be ready to help,even when she dont want you,feel calm and respect her feeling ,this will make any responsible girl ,fall in love with you,even when y are poor.
Feel free to add yours......  Ajibo111: ....Ever since i grown up,i have been wooing girls and winning thier heart easily,and my friends have been admiring my ways,as i keep on strolling with the girls that i like...... ..so without being selfish, i have to leak the secret and got some shy guys who dont know how to woo a girl and win her heart easily,the clues and high thier morale.......
So here we go...
(1)ALWAYS BE YOURSELF... The reason why some guys cant get thier preferrable girls they like,is because they keep on acting strangely or trying to claim what they are not.when you approach a girl and introduce yourself to her, Always try to show or tell her all and true about yourself.some guys will form to be the first son of dangote,just to make the girl to love him,because of his wealth,but some girls will turn them down,because they have come in contact with those guys and will never fall in to the trap again.
(2)TELL HER MORE ABOUT HERSELF This may sound strange to some guys,but this is the reason why some girls will never turn me down when i approach them. When wooing a girl,try to discuss some some fact you admire on her. Even though some girls have come in contact with some lovable and sweet tongue of boys,but you can play your game in such a way,that your own will be unique. Tell her more about herself ,list out why you fall in love with her,girls love when you tell her like , i love you because,''you are outstanding in your reasoning, You are beautiful, You are the best girl any lucky boy can fall inlove with, When you admire them in this way,they feel inlove,and always love to be with you always,just to hear those words from you. But some guys will like to be using this words like, You are sexy,you are attractive,you are charming. They feel like thay have sweet words but they dont know that girls love when they are admire base on thier personalty rather than thier look.
(3)MAKE YOURSELF RESPONSIBLE WAIT,this is one which every guy should note,when tripping for a girl,make yourself responsible,by having a good look,cut your hair,brush your teeth,wear a good and neat cloth always,and be smart when talking to girls. Some guys are so notorious in thier look,and they think they can win a girl heart easily,i think no,every girl need a man whom they feel save in thier hands always,not a bad guy who can generate problem at any times..
(4)SHOW HER THAT YOU CAN CARE FOR A GIRL In this you must not be rich as bill gate before you convince a girl that you can care for her, You can win a girl heart by the way you you address her,try to find out her problem and be ready to help,even when she dont want you,feel calm and respect her feeling ,this will make any responsible girl ,fall in love with you,even when y are poor.
Feel free to add yours...... Listen young nigga! These techniques may work now that your in high school but make sure you get your act together and stack some chips while your at it! That would ensure you don't have to waste your time on B.S like this in the future in order for you to ball hard on these hizzos! The dream is free! Peace! |
Romance › Re: Girls With The 'take Me As I Am' Syndrome by redhook(m): 10:22pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
clemz85: I greet you guyz (cute RomancLanders)
please let's discuss this issue and help enlighten each other.
I have had several experience with different young girls where they made statements that goes thus, "the man who will take me as I am will come"
seriously guys I thought life is progressive, and we should at least upgrade and out grow our teenage or adolescent mentality, one cannot be foolish... ok let's say inexperience, refusing to learn and expect me to take her as she is.
for the men, how do you regard such notion? for the women, how can you defend it? .....maybe U should stop chasing immature little girls and step your game up and start going after more grown and sexy females who won't be so quick 2 spit such tripe in your face! |
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Romance › Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by redhook(op): 7:02pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Rebranding Or Repackaging? Naija Babes Hustling (pics)!!! by redhook(m): 5:40pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
SleekyP: RE-BRANDING OR REPACKAGING?
See how these Naija babes are hustling now with bleached skin  ......the only thing this mbeke squad is hustling or packaging for themselves is "super skin cancer" in the near future! |
Romance › Re: Can Nigerian Women Carry Condoms In Her Handbag? by redhook(m): 3:03pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Lala247: Redhook next time u dont have to quote me u know try ignoring , ur not in my head n u would never understand me, nor do u know me , u just know what u read on screen and what i want ppl to blive .. So ur comments dont have any value wt so ever .
A chic caring a condom in her purse doent have a stigma here, dats wt i was trying to say. .....madam! Based on your analogy if everyone on NL stopped quoting on misleading hypothesis like yours on threads, then mr seun may have to shut down this platform which would be of no benefit to him! I don't want to be in your head, nor do I want to know you! So let's get that straight! You quote people too(as you did on missclassys post) so that is another moot point by you! I can't add value to someone who still has a lot to learn about what the values of life are so experience will tutor you in that regard! As for what you said I was "trying to do",I know for a fact that I have never met nor expressed any desire to know you so maybe you must be mistaking me for some of these other chaps who desire to become the object of your affection on NL! Too bad, that's not my style! I don't need or desire "digital friends", whether male/female on NL, I've got enough REAL ones! These are the facts my dear, DEAL with it! Cheers! |
Romance › Re: The Good,the Bad And The Ugly Of Dating Smallies! by redhook(op): 1:31pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Colospor: Why do you guys prefer to learn in the hard way? Writing a coherent English make it easier for reader and it could also grace front page, whereas you guys will be complaining that tosyne2much and emusmith threads are gracing frontpage while yours isn't, no moderator will read what you wrote up there when the member too aren't reading it, now tell me how many comment you've got since you opened it. .....Bruv! sum of us don't care about gracing front page or gathering likes/comments and such trivial tins! After all it does not put cash in my pocket only seuns! I write 4 people who may be passing by and suddenly feel like reading up on interesting and factual articles based on my experiences! All dis people whose names u mentioned r unknown 2 me! I wish dem and u much success in yur future endeavours! No shaking! |
Romance › Re: The Good,the Bad And The Ugly Of Dating Smallies! by redhook(op): 1:21pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: The Good,the Bad And The Ugly Of Dating Smallies! by redhook(op): 1:20pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Colospor: Nice topic Op, but on a sensible thread such as this, what will it take you to write to instead of 2? ......becuz its a fun article and not a term paper bro! Its d internet! A place where words a numbers collide! Get smart or "retire yur monica"! |