Me,you the same
Location: ogbomoso
I pay 100k per annum for a 3 bedroom flat.
Location: Ibadan. [/quote]

No magic there,I've done it before but nah neck suffer cos in 3 day I still dey feel the pain on my neck!

100 naira was deducted from my hen ti hen sim before I woke this morning for 10mg auto sub I never ask for.....so I don't give a f*ck if balls rolls!

Next joke please,this one is too dry

Monzuur:
Shoro niyen?

Oyami lenu oo

Yoruba
1. Hair (irun)
2. Eyes (oju)
3. Ears (eti)
4. Nose (imu)
5. Chest (igba aya)
6. Stomach (ikun )
7. Fingers (ika owo)
8. Knee (orunkun)
9. Toes (ika ese)
10. Head (ori)
11. Mouth (enu)
12. Shoulder (ejika)
13. Arm (apa)
14. Hand (owo)
15. Leg (ese)
16. Foot (atelese)
.........................
17. Cheek (eeke or ereke)
18. Adam's apple (gogongo)
19. bosom (oyan or omu)
20. Umbilicus (idodo)
21. Abdomen (ikun)
22. Groin (koko itan)
23. joystick (oko)
24. Vagina (obo)
25. Thigh (itan)
26. Calf (ojugun)
27. Ankle (orun ese)
28. Forehead (opon ori)
29. Chin (agbon)
30. Shoulder (ejika)
31. Arm (apa)
32. Elbow (igunpa or igunwo)
33. Forearm (iwaju owo or it can also be call apa)
34. Wrist (orun owo)

Yoruba
1. Hair (irun)
2. Eyes (oju)
3. Ears (eti)
4. Nose (imu)
5. Chest (igba aya)
6. Stomach (ikun )
7. Fingers (ika owo)
8. Knee (orunkun)
9. Toes (ika ese)
10. Head (ori)
11. Mouth (enu)
12. Shoulder (ejika)
13. Arm (apa)
14. Hand (owo)
15. Leg (ese)
16. Foot (atelese)
.........................
17. Cheek (eeke or ereke)
18. Adam's apple (gogongo)
19. bosom (oyan or omu)
20. Umbilicus (idodo)
21. Abdomen (ikun)
22. Groin (koko itan)
23. joystick (oko)
24. Vagina (obo)
25. Thigh (itan)
26. Calf (ojugun)
27. Ankle (orun ese)
28. Forehead (opon ori)
29. Chin (agbon)
30. Shoulder (ejika)
31. Arm (apa)
32. Elbow (igunpa or igunwo)
33. Forearm (iwaju owo or it can also be call apa)
34. Wrist (orun owo)

Yoruba
1. Hair (irun)
2. Eyes (oju)
3. Ears (eti)
4. Nose (imu)
5. Chest (igba aya)
6. Stomach (ikun )
7. Fingers (ika owo)
8. Knee (orunkun)
9. Toes (ika ese)
10. Head (ori)
11. Mouth (enu)
12. Shoulder (ejika)
13. Arm (apa)
14. Hand (owo)
15. Leg (ese)
16. Foot (atelese)
.........................
17. Cheek (eeke or ereke)
18. Adam's apple (gogongo)
19. bosom (oyan or omu)
20. Umbilicus (idodo)
21. Abdomen (ikun)
22. Groin (abo-inu)
23. joystick (oko)
24. Vagina (obo)
25. Thigh (itan)
26. Calf (ojugun)
27. Ankle (orun ese)
28. Forehead (opon ori)
29. Chin (agbon)
30. Shoulder (ejika)
31. Arm (apa)
32. Elbow (igunpa or igunwo)
33. Forearm (.............)
34. Wrist (orun owo)

OP you need to get a life.

Ok

I hope our guiding angels on earth(ARMY) do whatever they want to do on time,the Shekau is buying time I think.

Cricket.....so boring

Lemme just ask you a question,do you have any memory of when you were 6 months? If no then this kid understand nothing of what you doing.
I have a 6 months old daughter too and she do watch us having sex.....they know nothing of what's going on!

That arts on the wall aint the same thou MR FAYOSE and besides I thought you said the General was in hospital some days back and it's Nigeria...you're cconfused being mehn!

That kcee guy wey dey use women eyepencil?you've got to be kidding me by comparing him with JIM

And they still breathing

You mean 4million naira abi??

All these would rather fuel GEJ passion for Koro and make him PRIME MINISTER or make him defense minister again,so protesters please stop,pls,biko,edakun what else again...just stop
SAI BUHARI

So dem g@y self dey get spiritual father..wetin we no go see for this Nigeria

This Fayose guy have no idea how much his helping GMB to get more and more plenty attention....if he's not still searching for his common sense,I think he should know by now.

Conjuring in stealing our national cake abiin wizkid tone thunder fire your left balls

I wish you safe delivery arabirin,agbohun iya,agbohun omo...I don't know why I like pregnant women,perhaps that's the reason I respect women.

Noodle could be dangerous? But I smell some lies sha....that miscarriage part is a fib cos when my wife get belle I was damn broke so what I could afford back then was noodles and believe me my daughter is six month old TODAY...so I'm not sure this is real.

I thought this Ayo guy is above adolescent.....I think I was wrong

Adelabu ta eja rii,oro itan nii.....simply mean story for the gods

His trick don dey work already

Ur trick is not goin to work... ;DHis trick don dey work already

Ur trick is not goin to work...

Seriously



they never had an understanding b4 marriage[/quote]

I'd never advice any lady to involve herself into such relationship.....I was a kid when my Aunt got married with her husband and he left with promised that he's coming to take our Aunty in month ot two,I'm a father of one now and our Aunty husband hasn't come back yet and our Aunty is still single at 50's

I know this guy