₦airaland Forum

Bishops10:
Where in Anambra are you staying?

babasolo:
My dear ahhbeg ask dat nigga ooooo...I hope he's joking

plendil:
@OP,

We thank God for your life, but nna meeen, the kind grammatical missiles wey dey hit me left and right from this your piece were simply too much much for comfort.

Yes, you wrote it in a hurry, and yes this is the social media, and not "Jamb's use of English", but all the same some mistakes are simply too egregious for a jamb candidate: "Yesterday been Saturday". . . . ."as we were moving, the driver was". . ."most of the buses was filled, etc

donem:
Nah so small fine girl for take disfigure or worst die? Praise be to yaweh the most high.

bigtt76:
Thank God for his mercies. You left the money with the conductor right? May God replenish you a hundred folds. Amen.

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

handsam:
lol. .B*tc* . .i aint in ur league. .ok? as small as i am . .am in a university. .i don't nid jamb like you who wrote so many times. .yet failed and was nt offered admission. .geni herself did nt protest. .now swerve to oblivion nd kip failing jamb. .lol

rexmania:
Thankz 2 God mind a private message elsewhere


Refiner

handsam:
Runs into thread after seeing captainmilk trying to milk my geni. . .dude back off . .ehn ehn wildflame. .e remain small. .geni for don land me for trouble. .we dy do am. .she talk say make i no use cd say she done take birth control pills . . . .tank God say i smart. .i don dy suspect her say she no use am. .na so i tear cd do am o. . .she later confessed that she wanted a child. . .bt i no fit leave my geni yet na

LORDSAMURAI:
hehehe dat one na joke o

LORDSAMURAI:
hehehehehe d lord is good, holy ghost fire 4 anybody dat says refiner will remain a jambite dis year, she must graduate to college of education ijn amen, sinaj lead us in praises.

KingCheezyPuff:
Nope.You just focused on winnin' over Refiner

JOACHINpedro:
did u leta collect ur balance 4rm that conductor Just asking

Kondomatic:
I wish everybody do listen to and follow their instincts.



So the girl I wan marry for just kpai like that? Blood of Trump.

Kondomatic:
I wish everybody do listen to and follow their instincts.



So the girl I wan marry for just kpai like that? Blood of Trump.

tempem:
I think you didn't write well. Well done, though. You used shorthands alot.. It's not good!

Synzu:
You won't be the first to die na?

falconey:
You funny o you escaped accident which MAY result to severe or mere injury and all you could say apart from " i thank God for my life" is " i might miss jamb this year".


You should be arrested and released after jamb exam.

agarawu23:
Refiner just thank God say i like u, If not eh.....